Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

People consider eating bugs "Smart"
Bob considers himself smart

And Bob considers those who aren't smart not people, therefore people who disagree with bob on bug eating aren't people, and if Bob is right on bug eating, he must be right on everything else and if it's not immoral to kill animals, gas everyone who disagrees with Bob

It's like 7 degrees of Kevin bacon, but everyone Bob doesn't like ends up dead

Edit: not to be read as a shot at you @Manwithn0n0men , I just get a kick out of how easy it is to apply Bob's logic to any given situation and get to "gas the mayonnaise ghouls" in a handful of steps

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Well I actually heard (and correct me if I'm wrong) Lobsters didn't actually become a delicacy until people discovered that they tasted good if you cooked them alive.

I did a quick search and I couldn't find anything about it. I did find some interesting reading though.

A Taste of Lobster History

In honor of National Lobster Day, check out these shell-shocking facts about one of America’s most beloved crustaceans.

www.history.com

The Food Timeline: history notes--fish & shellfish

Food Timeline: history notes--fish & shellfish

www.foodtimeline.org

A History of Lobster in American Culture | Maine-ly Lobster

A history of lobster in American culture - from the first Thanksgiving & poor man's food to the luxury lobster palaces in NYC & White House dinners.

www.maine-lylobster.com

Apparently not only was lobster considered poor people food, in the 1600s they served it to prisoners and "indentured servants" which leads to this line from the Maine-ly link:

A group of servants once brought their master to court with the accusation that he was serving them lobster too frequently. The judge who oversaw the case ruled that these servants should not have to endure lobster dinners more than three times a week.

You just need Massa to tell you that the bugs are good and such fine cuisine bugs they be. You a good boi Bob and you just wanna please Massa right Bobbyboi? Now eat your bug and give Massa some free advertising *Mickey Mouse laugh*.

Spoiler: Super off topic

I was searching "alive" in all of the articles to verify @AnimeGirlConnoisseur's claim and found this which struck me as funny. From the Food Timeline page:

[15th century Naples]
"188. Octopus.
If it is alive, beat it forecefully on a stone with a club; then get a little hot water, blanch the octopus well, cut it into bite-sized pieces a finger's length long, and put them into a pot with some oil on top of the coals away from the fire; do not put in water, rather cook them very slowly in oil; then get a little fried onion and fragrant herbs and spcies, verjice and a little water, mix everything together and boil it a short while; then serve it." (p. 205)

Not only is the visual of the first part funny but I can see a quite literal 1488 Roberto Chipmannia in a shift beating a poor cephalopod against all of God's creation before serving it with olive leaves, feta cheese and uncooked wheat.

 

[instythot]

I did a quick search and I couldn't find anything about it. I did find some interesting reading though.

A Taste of Lobster History

In honor of National Lobster Day, check out these shell-shocking facts about one of America’s most beloved crustaceans.

www.history.com

The Food Timeline: history notes--fish & shellfish

Food Timeline: history notes--fish & shellfish

www.foodtimeline.org

A History of Lobster in American Culture | Maine-ly Lobster

A history of lobster in American culture - from the first Thanksgiving & poor man's food to the luxury lobster palaces in NYC & White House dinners.

www.maine-lylobster.com

Apparently not only was lobster considered poor people food, in the 1600s they served it to prisoners and "indentured servants" which leads to this line from the Maine-ly link:


You just need Massa to tell you that the bugs are good and such fine cuisine bugs they be. You a good boi Bob and you just wanna please Massa right Bobbyboi? Now eat your bug and give Massa some free advertising *Mickey Mouse laugh*.

Spoiler: Super off topic

I was searching "alive" in all of the articles to verify @AnimeGirlConnoisseur's claim and found this which struck me as funny. From the Food Timeline page:

[15th century Naples]
"188. Octopus.
If it is alive, beat it forecefully on a stone with a club; then get a little hot water, blanch the octopus well, cut it into bite-sized pieces a finger's length long, and put them into a pot with some oil on top of the coals away from the fire; do not put in water, rather cook them very slowly in oil; then get a little fried onion and fragrant herbs and spcies, verjice and a little water, mix everything together and boil it a short while; then serve it." (p. 205)
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Not only is the visual of the first part funny but I can see a quite literal 1488 Roberto Chipmannia in a shift beating a poor cephalopod against all of God's creation before serving it with olive leaves, feta cheese and uncooked wheat.

Still the same perception in maritime leafland. The poor kids eat lobster from daddy's boat, the rich kids get bologna sandwiches

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

they will roll her into the planned Young Avengers film

Oh God what twinks will they cast for Billy and Teddy?

 

[P5Fever]

Frankly, I'd rather vacation in the wasteland where you can get some good BBQ and craft beer. Even their worst is better than Bob's best.


It astonishes me that Bob can believe that Black Panther is a masterpiece on the level of Citizen Kane when it is basically The Lion King (1994, not the remake) with humans in CGI fur suits and just the right amount of wokeness to appease SJW crowd.

How dare you. Cartoon Cat Hamlet is leagues smarter than Black Panther.

Joking aside Black Panther was way cooler in Civil War than in his own movie.

 

[instythot]

Why is Bob yelling at a woman this time?
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Much like Zoe Quinn, Sargon of Akkad and Bryan "King of Pol" Dunn, GamerGate never ended for Bob even though he came home

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm starting to think Bob encouraging people to eat bugs is his attempt at making his enemies eat them just so he can mock them on Twitter like the high class snob he thinks he is.

 

[BubbleButt]

I'm starting to think Bob encouraging people to eat bugs is his attempt at making his enemies eat them just so he can mock them on Twitter like the high class snob he thinks he is.

I think Bob is encouraging people to eat bugs so there's more food for him.

 

[P5Fever]

I'm starting to think Bob encouraging people to eat bugs is his attempt at making his enemies eat them just so he can mock them on Twitter like the high class snob he thinks he is.

I would say he eats them and wants the rest of us to join him in eating them so he feels better about himself. But that would be a dumb joke. Because if he ate bugs then 90 % of insects would be extinct already.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I can see a quite literal 1488 Roberto Chipmannia in a shift beating a poor cephalopod against all of God's creation before serving it with olive leaves, feta cheese and uncooked wheat.

2019 Film Robert would have used moon wheat if it weren’t for those sub humans not voting correctly in 2016.

 

[Marissa Moira]

if bugs become common food you know people are going to selectively breed them which will drastically alter their appearance and genetic make up. Bugs go through generations much much quicker and evolution does not take millions of years to change a species into a new species, it's been recorded of species evolving drastically within a few decades.

Also it will unleash a whole gamut of new food allergies. The FDA and USDA would actually need to pass new regulations. People also bitch about animal hormones and medicine having trace amounts in meat, you're going to need to treat your bugs with medicine so they're free from parasites and diseases. Bugs can't be as easily fed regulated diets as cattle and other domesticated animals so you could have untreated specimens slip through the system or ones with excessive doses of medicine which could be toxic to people.

I mean you wouldn't want to eat a bug and wind up getting an intestinal parasite that's been laying dormant within the exoskeleton. Some of these can survive insane conditions.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I'm starting to think Bob encouraging people to eat bugs is his attempt at making his enemies eat them just so he can mock them on Twitter like the high class snob he thinks he is.

Wouldn't work. Have you seen the kind of food Bob shoves down his gullet? Bugs actually are the classier option. And it'd be really easy to turn his own style of logic against him.

"They already ate bugs in the middle east and southeast Asia for centuries Bob, you uncultured plebian. The bug diet that sustains our pod-lives* is both healthier and a product of evolved globalism compared to your mayonnaise ghoul bologna fried in Mountain Dew."

"Oh yeah? Well... well they also fuck goats and strap bombs to themselves in the middle east friendo! Maybe you should do that too!"

And then Bob gets cancelled by the few woke idiots who still follow him for racism.

*Because if there's one element of life that will continue when we've all been transferred to slave pods and hooked to bug IV's by our corporate overlords, it's exceptional Twitter arguments.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I did a quick search and I couldn't find anything about it. I did find some interesting reading though.

A Taste of Lobster History

In honor of National Lobster Day, check out these shell-shocking facts about one of America’s most beloved crustaceans.

www.history.com

The Food Timeline: history notes--fish & shellfish

Food Timeline: history notes--fish & shellfish

www.foodtimeline.org

A History of Lobster in American Culture | Maine-ly Lobster

A history of lobster in American culture - from the first Thanksgiving & poor man's food to the luxury lobster palaces in NYC & White House dinners.

www.maine-lylobster.com

Apparently not only was lobster considered poor people food, in the 1600s they served it to prisoners and "indentured servants" which leads to this line from the Maine-ly link:


You just need Massa to tell you that the bugs are good and such fine cuisine bugs they be. You a good boi Bob and you just wanna please Massa right Bobbyboi? Now eat your bug and give Massa some free advertising *Mickey Mouse laugh*.

Spoiler: Super off topic

I was searching "alive" in all of the articles to verify @AnimeGirlConnoisseur's claim and found this which struck me as funny. From the Food Timeline page:

[15th century Naples]
"188. Octopus.
If it is alive, beat it forecefully on a stone with a club; then get a little hot water, blanch the octopus well, cut it into bite-sized pieces a finger's length long, and put them into a pot with some oil on top of the coals away from the fire; do not put in water, rather cook them very slowly in oil; then get a little fried onion and fragrant herbs and spcies, verjice and a little water, mix everything together and boil it a short while; then serve it." (p. 205)
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Not only is the visual of the first part funny but I can see a quite literal 1488 Roberto Chipmannia in a shift beating a poor cephalopod against all of God's creation before serving it with olive leaves, feta cheese and uncooked wheat.

I looked back to the one video I watched on lobsters (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gr_gMSF0c0) and I think you might be right. I probably erroneously came to the conclusion that people didn't know that lobsters only taste good when you cook them alive.

 

[Neko GF]

Bobby boy just can't stop DESTROYING conservatards with FACTS and LOGIC:

Spoiler: Facts and logic

Stricture should learn from Bob's example on how to live with people you don't like. If he did he would be an American of intelligence and be enlightened and tolerant, just like Bob.

Spoiler: Tolerance

Also, Bobby Boy got sick and won't be able to do his incredibly physically and mentally taxing "job":

Spoiler: Poor Bobby Boy :(

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Also, Bobby Boy got sick and won't be able to do his incredibly physically and mentally taxing "job":

Pulling up his own pants is a physically enough taxing job for Bob.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby boy just can't stop DESTROYING conservatards with FACTS and LOGIC:

Spoiler: Facts and logic

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I saw his little sperging about "hide behind Springsteen's B-sides" and for the absolute life of me I have no idea what he's talking about. Maybe it's because I'm not a fan of Springsteen. Maybe it's because I don't spend the majority of my life in a small room with no ventilation. Any of you fellow Bobbologists able to make heads or tails of this?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I wonder when someone on the left will call out Blobby C’s rampant misogyny towards women he disagrees with.

 

[instythot]

Well I actually heard (and correct me if I'm wrong) Lobsters didn't actually become a delicacy until people discovered that they tasted good if you cooked them alive.

They taste the same cooked dead or alive. They're certainly easier to deal with if you kill them before cooking. Regular seafood rules apply, keep the dead animal frozen or cold before cooking and don't even bother if it has a foul smell before you're ready to eat

 

[Count groudon]

Just chiming in, I’m not entirely opposed to eating bugs, I’ve tried salted crickets before and they’re pretty tasty and bugs are very plentiful so it seems like an easy food source.

the problem is, Bob is flat out obsessing over this topic the same way that he did with moon wheat and transhumanism. It’s something he has absolutely no real knowledge about and clings to for seemingly no other reason than its a change he believes will allow society to evolve to a point where he won’t be considered a fat loser anymore. and I really hate to break it to ya Bob, but even eons after humanity has evolved into 4D energy beings living in über Nirvana, you’ll still be considered that weird fat dude who took that really cringey pic in a Mario costume and wouldn’t shut up about how much you wanted to jerk off while you watched Farmers get gassed.

 

[instythot]

I saw his little sperging about "hide behind Springsteen's B-sides" and for the absolute life of me I have no idea what he's talking about. Maybe it's because I'm not a fan of Springsteen. Maybe it's because I don't spend the majority of my life in a small room with no ventilation. Any of you fellow Bobbologists able to make heads or tails of this?

Any time your reference to a musical artist includes the word b-side, absolutely nobody but the most devoted core of that artist's audience is going to get your reference and everyone else is going to be confused at best or regard you as a weird obsessive at worst

You'd think a professional fucking communicator would grasp that, and yet here we are