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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
“Mackenzie Davis is so attractive in so specifically "amazonian" a fashion in TERMINATOR I think *I* had a "lesbian crush" for the duration. (the fact that she *towers* over the other two women certainly helps the effect. No one will ever accuse Cameron of not having a "type"...)...
Bob probably watches movies like Terminator: Dark Fate and Captain Marvel with is pants down and has an orgasim every time they say a cliche feminist/ progressive line.
I don't think I've ever seen her before so I did a search and....yeah! She's not so smoking hot that she could easily sell her sexuality like a Victoria's Secret cover girl but she's got a nice plainness I find appealing. Though if I were to be mean, and let's face it this is the farms after all, she got herself a bad case of giraffe neck and jaw stronger than high speed steel. I could learn to love it. Her "lesbian" attire does leave something to be desired...
I find it really annoying how she's supposed to be a cyborg from a war torn future where death is around every corner and based on how she's dressed we're supposed to infer her sexuality. I haven't seen the movie to know if that's the angle they're taking but based on the trailers I wouldn't be surprised.
She looks like someone built a Dolph Lundgren transmogrifying ray gun, set it to just past medium high and shot her point blank.
If Bobbyboi wants to have these weird fetishes then that's fine. It's fine. I was gonna say it's weird seeing how Bob's a feminist but then I realized that I don't think I've ever heard him call himself that. I dug around and was able to find two instances where he did call himself a feminist and...well...
The second one is from a back and forth between Bob and some other randos about, of course, #GooberGobber. So I guess feminism is just some sort of...thing to hide behind when it's convenient? I have no idea. Best guess is that Bob will say what he thinks is popular until he slips up and says what he really feels just like in the infamous Magneto video. It's also important to point out that these tweets are from 5 and 6 years ago. Make of that what you will.
“Mackenzie Davis is so attractive in so specifically "amazonian" a fashion in TERMINATOR I think *I* had a "lesbian crush" for the duration. (the fact that she *towers* over the other two women certainly helps the effect. No one will ever accuse Cameron of not having a "type"...)...
Alas, poor Bob. He fails to realize that James Cameron's role in the franchise is ceremonial with the barest minimum of input. Jimmy's more focused on his Dances With Wolves in Space epic than a franchise that ended back in 1991.
“Mackenzie Davis is so attractive in so specifically "amazonian" a fashion in TERMINATOR I think *I* had a "lesbian crush" for the duration. (the fact that she *towers* over the other two women certainly helps the effect. No one will ever accuse Cameron of not having a "type"...)...
Today in "Hollywood is not reality," I did some quick Googling and got the following information: Linda Hamilton is 5'6", Mackenzie Davis is 5'10", and Natalia Reyes is 5'1" (!) On the spear side of things, Arnie is 6'2" and Gabriel Luna is 6'1" (though pretty weedy compared to Arnie, even in his 70s.) Davis is tall for a woman, but not objectively huge or anything- Gwendolyn Christie, for contrast, is 6'3", which is freakishly tall for a woman.
As an aside, I also found out that The Rock is 6'5"- yeah. If they'd made him the new Terminator and actually given him some good action scenes, that would have been intimidating as fuck.
Alas, poor Bob. He fails to realize that James Cameron's role in the franchise is ceremonial with the barest minimum of input. Jimmy's more focused on his Dances With Wolves in Space epic than a franchise that ended back in 1991.
While we're on the off-topic subject of James Cameron, I just saw Dark Fate last night. While its miles better than the last two sequels, it is still a mess in terms of writing and feels copy/paste from the first two good ones. But hey, at least it was nice to see the R-rating and Linda Hamilton back.
I don't think I've ever seen her before so I did a search and....yeah! She's not so smoking hot that she could easily sell her sexuality like a Victoria's Secret cover girl but she's got a nice plainness I find appealing. Though if I were to be mean, and let's face it this is the farms after all, she got herself a bad case of giraffe neck and jaw stronger than high speed steel. I could learn to love it. Her "lesbian" attire does leave something to be desired...
I find it really annoying how she's supposed to be a cyborg from a war torn future where death is around every corner and based on how she's dressed we're supposed to infer her sexuality. I haven't seen the movie to know if that's the angle they're taking but based on the trailers I wouldn't be surprised.
She looks like someone built a Dolph Lundgren transmogrifying ray gun, set it to just past medium high and shot her point blank.
If Bobbyboi wants to have these weird fetishes then that's fine. It's fine. I was gonna say it's weird seeing how Bob's a feminist but then I realized that I don't think I've ever heard him call himself that. I dug around and was able to find two instances where he did call himself a feminist and...well...
The second one is from a back and forth between Bob and some other randos about, of course, #GooberGobber. So I guess feminism is just some sort of...thing to hide behind when it's convenient? I have no idea. Best guess is that Bob will say what he thinks is popular until he slips up and says what he really feels just like in the infamous Magneto video. It's also important to point out that these tweets are from 5 and 6 years ago. Make of that what you will.
Well as a fully accredited and licensed Brooklyn plumber, Mario would set the shut off valve to off, then replace the problem fitting. Or snake the drain
I really hope this plumbing "emergency" has Bob shitting in a series of alleys and convenience stores
As much as we like to argue in this thread what Bob’s ideology is, I think that it’s ultimately a waste of time.
The truth is, IMO, that he’s just a narcissistic sociopath impotently raging against his existence as a near 40 year-old manchild who, as a sum of all the shitty decisions he’s made in his life, hasn’t been able to secure a meaningful future for himself.
In that regard, his constant prattling on about the mythical “Superior Future” is him holding on to a delusional fantasy that technology will progress in his lifetime to the point where all his problems will magically disappear.
There’s also the fact that he constantly makes fun of people worried about losing their jobs and says that they should shut up, pull themselves up by their bootstraps and deal with it, but at the same time expects people to feel sorry for him and often pulls the “woe is me" schtick whenever people call him out on his callousness, not to mention blaming others for his current problems and refusing to take responsibility for them.
And that is why Bob is such a loathsome piece of shit and makes people so uncontrollably angry: he only cares about himself and believes that he’s deserving of all the fortune and glory that he desires, and anyone who gets in his way or questions his ambitions can go fuck themselves. Which begs the question, is he this way by nature, or was it something fostered by his parents and/or other influential figures early in his life?
He is also stupid. I don't mean that as a "LOL THIS GUY IS STUPID" thing. He is stupid. He tends to use big words and strings together these long statements that probably take him hours to generate but beneath it all is an unintelligent person who is totally ignorant of that which he speaks. Take his obsession with a superior future.
Blob is either openly or secretly a Star Trek fan as is obvious by how often his thoughts seem to land on a post scarcity society that seems to align with Star Trek but what Blob fails to realize or doesn't know because his knowledge of Star Trek goes no further than replicate me some Pabst:
WWIII is in 2050's(hmmmm....).
Earth doesn't colonize Mars until the 2100's.
The Federation isn't founded until 2165.(TNG is the 2300's)
Tons of people die to get where The Federation reaches and honestly as an adult I find The Federation terrifying. You rarely hear of dissent and when you do it is always swiftly struck down. That sounds like a bad place to have ideas...so Blob would be plenty happy.
My point is mainly that Blob speaks of his ideal future as though it is just out of reach and being kept from him(kind of scary btw as this is how dangerous people think) when the reality it is so far out of reach that like his penis Blob will never see it or be able to touch it. Most of us will not(reach that future not Blob's penis that is a lost cause) unless some key developments happen soon which they may but even then it is unlikely. I'll sperg on those possible developments another time if it comes up(again not Blob's penis that's dead).
It's ironic that Bob shits on plumbers and other blue collar workers when his idol is a plumber.
It's more ironic that all about replacing blue collar workers with robots, when one robot can easily do his job and that of all the clickbait journalists he's crying buttery tears over.
Blob doesn't care about Mario's profession only that he can jump and is morbidly obese. Blob aspires to be able to escape Earth's gravity if only for a split second before he decimates the cartilage in his knees.
Oh look Blob doesn't understand eugenics either. Treating people with disabilities fairly is good. Treating people with disabilities as if they wouldn't be better off if they weren't disabled is absurd.
Treating someone in utero for potential deafness isn't remotely the same as changing someone's skin color unless you know like Blob you see being anything but white as a disability and let's face it under that lard is a deeply racist man.
I'm sorry...I'm sorry...IT'S POST??? IT IS POST??? Holy fuck. Holy...fuck this pseudo-intellectual fuck nugget couldn't even use the right form of its? I vote for that one. Moving on:
Its post 1950's evolution was into a home for communists. I wonder how members of those groups Blob would incorrectly identify let's start with the NASA scientists involved in US efforts to get to the Moon Cough
Do you know the Chipman Brothers just lost an uncle? View attachment 991681
You won't suspect that just by following Bobby, for he was doubtless installing an AC unit or something equally important.
One thing that I still don't understand about Bob is the sheer extent of his raw searing hatred for the white working class and anything remotely connected to "Flyover Country" seeing as he's not a true and honest coastal elite by any reasonable standard.
It'd be one thing if he grew up in the South or Midwest and hates his background and upbringing like Hope Chapman or Cole Smithey, but hasn't Bob spent his entire life in the suburban Northeast? I'm pretty sure that the kids who beat his ass in the lunch line at school weren't rednecks or anything like that.
It's obvious that Bob's views of the "obsolete" are insane and irrational, but they don't even have an origin point. It's just Bob being the sociopath that he is.
Blob hates them because his father probably was one and fucked his mother. Seriously though he probably hates that he can't achieve even the modest success and stability his father and brother have managed and his envy metastasized into hate.
Nicky rackets, as both a razorfist fan and astute channel operator has undoubtedly noticed the performance of the moviebob rant vs the rest of razorfist's output. He'd bring moviebob on in a second
One thing I like about Nick is that he gives people a chance even if I believe he does it to pay out the rope with which he'll later hang them. He would end up shredding Blob and Blob would still walk away thinking he won.
I mean is he riding on his coattails? Looking at Yahtzee's number I'd say he isn't doing too hot either, not that his numbers are terrible but compared to what he used to get to now it's def a big dip.
I didn't realize Yahtzee was still around. He was funny but it got old pretty fast as things like that do. I thought he was making games now or something? I dunno I stopped caring.
As you can see virtuous Bob doesn't support killing the obsoletes. He just considers them to be less than human and wants to oppress and impoverish them for having opposing opinions. However, this should be taken with a grain of salt, because Bob, the galaxy brained intellectual superman he is constantly changes his worldviews:
No, Blob, it comes from observing incredibly intelligent people who tend to focus less on social morays and more on whatever actually interests them. That observation is then amped up to make it entertaining. Also, maybe this is just my view on it but is Blob once again calling being black a disability without realizing it but probably meaning it?
“Mackenzie Davis is so attractive in so specifically "amazonian" a fashion in TERMINATOR I think *I* had a "lesbian crush" for the duration. (the fact that she *towers* over the other two women certainly helps the effect. No one will ever accuse Cameron of not having a "type"...)...
Alas, poor Bob. He fails to realize that James Cameron's role in the franchise is ceremonial with the barest minimum of input. Jimmy's more focused on his Dances With Wolves in Space epic than a franchise that ended back in 1991.
He just assumes Cameron had full control. Like Spielberg and Poltergeist, though I wouldn't be surprised if Bob only half-remembers that story and thinks Spielberg was the credited director.
I don't think I've ever seen her before so I did a search and....yeah! She's not so smoking hot that she could easily sell her sexuality like a Victoria's Secret cover girl but she's got a nice plainness I find appealing. Though if I were to be mean, and let's face it this is the farms after all, she got herself a bad case of giraffe neck and jaw stronger than high speed steel. I could learn to love it. Her "lesbian" attire does leave something to be desired...
I find it really annoying how she's supposed to be a cyborg from a war torn future where death is around every corner and based on how she's dressed we're supposed to infer her sexuality. I haven't seen the movie to know if that's the angle they're taking but based on the trailers I wouldn't be surprised.
She looks like someone built a Dolph Lundgren transmogrifying ray gun, set it to just past medium high and shot her point blank.
If Bobbyboi wants to have these weird fetishes then that's fine. It's fine. I was gonna say it's weird seeing how Bob's a feminist but then I realized that I don't think I've ever heard him call himself that. I dug around and was able to find two instances where he did call himself a feminist and...well...
The second one is from a back and forth between Bob and some other randos about, of course, #GooberGobber. So I guess feminism is just some sort of...thing to hide behind when it's convenient? I have no idea. Best guess is that Bob will say what he thinks is popular until he slips up and says what he really feels just like in the infamous Magneto video. It's also important to point out that these tweets are from 5 and 6 years ago. Make of that what you will.
I agree with most of what you say except the part about Davis' 'lesbian look'. I think it's pretty nice. She doesn't look perfect, but I if was her boyfriend I wouldn't mind protecting her from lions and hyenas while she used her long neck to dine of the leaves of an Acacia tree.
I agree with most of what you say except the part about Davis' 'lesbian look'. I think it's pretty nice. She doesn't look perfect, but I if was her boyfriend I wouldn't mind protecting her from lions and hyenas while she used her long neck to dine of the leaves of an Acacia tree.
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