Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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YOU FOOLS!
While you were all laughing about shitty movie takes Bob was studying the way of drone strike!
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But why would Bobbyboi want this info...:thinking:
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Rekkington said:
I agree with the overall sentiment but we exist in a society where culture, mythology, entertainment, and commerce are all political. If a movie has too many white people you may hear a Democratic candidate mention it in a speech. The real issue is that they're right, everything is political but that's the problem with politics and not entertainment.
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That's the thing though. If some politician starts complaining about too many white people in the movie, that's an outsider's view rather than anything at the core of the movie itself. You'd be doing your job as a reviewer wrong if you went on for a half an hour on elections rather than explaining why or why not something was an entertaining film.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Because a rock dropped from several hundred to several thousand feet in the air, possibly reaching terminal velocity before it splatters its target, won't look suspicious at all.
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And Bobby the tactics master understands that a drone operator is a physics genius backed by NASA gear to make that drop taking into account things like wind, rock shape, etc. These things aren't guided
 
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Mola Ram said:
Because a rock dropped from several hundred to several thousand feet in the air, possibly reaching terminal velocity before it splatters its target, won't look suspicious at all.
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Happens all the time in fact it even happened to my uncle's step brother's cousin.

Also if you're actually curious about that kind of stuff there are tons of books about the GWOT that can give you a view of it. In fact the actual go to when the US wants to make something look like an accident is IED mishap.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
YOU FOOLS!
While you were all laughing about shitty movie takes Bob was studying the way of drone strike!
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Does someone want to explain to Bob the basics of aerodynamics and guided missile systems?
Like not even deep, just that smoother things fly better and missiles are precise because they have propulsion systems and computer components inside of them that make them fly at things good.
Like a fucking third grader.

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Ralph Barnhardt said:
YOU FOOLS!
While you were all laughing about shitty movie takes Bob was studying the way of drone strike!
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But why would Bobbyboi want this info...:thinking:
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I'm not the most intelligent person when it comes to this weapons systems, but I'm pretty confident that what Blob is talking about is impossible. I've never heard of a drone that dropped a non-explosive payload, but if one did then it would have to be able to guide itself in flight to its target. You can't just drop a rock from the sky and expect it to fall exactly where you want it to (also keep in mind that we aren't using explosives here so there is little, if any margin for error).

Naturally this is beyond Blob's grasp as he thinks technology is magic.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
YOU FOOLS!
While you were all laughing about shitty movie takes Bob was studying the way of drone strike!
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But why would Bobbyboi want this info...:thinking:
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No wonder Wu and him are friends, this is as dumb as Wu's moon rocks idea.
 
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Flexo said:
You know if all the rocks were engraved with "Stop this shit! -Allah" we might actually start having real changes in the middle east.
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as it is they'd blame Zionist trained sharks or dolphins. (Or eagles, but then again.... some of these folk are more inbred than an Alabama Hillbilly clan).
 
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I know we're all having fun with this but we should be cautious lest your loved ones/landlord/police find you in bed with your head crushed under a pile of environmentally appropriate rocks or coconuts! You won't find my head there as I love the Bob and want nothing but the Bob. I think the Midwest should be glassed so we can make more whiskey tumblers and LED TVs out of said glass. That's how that works right? Oh like any of you know. Save yourself from yourself mayonnaise ghouls by following the way of the Bob or become obsolete like the rest.

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