Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BScCollateral]

I think I recall hearing something about a Maverick air-to-ground missile variant with concrete instead of an explosive warhead; the idea is to destroy a car and probably everyone inside it without collapsing the orphanage ten meters away. But of course it's neither deniable nor "green." Bob is an idiot.

Edit: Looks like I got this wrong. The correct rumor is that the Hellfire R9X variant AGM does away with its warhead to add a cluster of sharp blades like the Silver Spheres from Phantasm.

 

[BR55]

Alright I'm just going to file Bob's rock dropping scheme under "Bob won't shut the fuck up and has to have an opinion on literally everything" sound fair?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I think I recall hearing something about a Maverick air-to-ground missile variant with concrete instead of an explosive warhead; the idea is to destroy a car and probably everyone inside it without collapsing the orphanage ten meters away. But of course it's neither deniable nor "green." Bob is an idiot.

Once again, I'm not an expert, but that makes much more sense just dropping a rock from a drone.

I apologize for double-posting, but I decided to go to Blob's twitter to see if the recent post made by @Ralph Barnhardt was a reference to something Bob just posted (I haven't actually watched a lot of Bob's shit for awhile and it wouldn't surprise me if he made this his Twitter banner). I did find this (apologizes for poor quality, don't usually deliver milk):

Bob the feminist:

I haven't heard of any alt-right goober-gobbers saying this, but I guess Bob has:

Found this funny, because it made me think of the idea of Bob beating anyone up in a fight:

Also why is Bob obsessed with this Aimee Terese person? I don't know much about leftist pundits, but I know that she's a relatively moderate lefty and that Bob follows her closely for some reason.

Not really relevant to anything, just thought this art was cute:

Spoiler: Same art, but bigger and uncropped

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Are we closer to Bob being a Chinese bootlicker? Please give me another reason to hate him.

I'm kidding of course, I have a life outside of the internet.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Are we closer to Bob being a Chinese bootlicker? Please give me another reason to hate him.

I'm kidding of course, I have a life outside of the internet.

He's already a Chinese bootlicker. He's just avoided discussing the Hong Kong protests because even he understands the virtual ass kicking he would receive if he defended the Chinese government.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I know we're all having fun with this but we should be cautious lest your loved ones/landlord/police find you in bed with your head crushed under a pile of environmentally appropriate rocks or coconuts! You won't find my head there as I love the Bob and want nothing but the Bob. I think the Midwest should be glassed so we can make more whiskey tumblers and LED TVs out of said glass. That's how that works right? Oh like any of you know. Save yourself from yourself mayonnaise ghouls by following the way of the Bob or become obsolete like the rest.

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Rocks/coconuts? Not empty beer cans that have been stacked and toppled repeatedly?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Not really relevant to anything, just thought this art was cute:
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Bob honestly believes if he tweets enough Frozen Fanart, he'll finally get his Disney Lesbian Incest movie.

The worst thing [boomers] have done is destroy a sense of social solidarity, a sense of commitment to fellow citizens. That ethos is gone and it's been replaced by a cult of individualism. It's hard to overstate how damaging this is."

Actually, the worst thing Boomers have done is destroy Social Capital - by flooding the country post-1965 with third world Diversity. You see, if lots of different tribes occupy the same space, they have a tendency to outgroup people not from their group, resulting in more time and money having to be spent keeping the peace between the tribes.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I agree with the overall sentiment but we exist in a society where culture, mythology, entertainment, and commerce are all political. If a movie has too many white people you may hear a Democratic candidate mention it in a speech. The real issue is that they're right, everything is political but that's the problem with politics and not entertainment.

The problem is, they are making it political. And that's why they are getting push back. When you are just trying to relax and watch entertainment, nobody wants that disrupted by some moron's political agenda. And that's the problem with elitists, they think that they have a piece of paper saying they are smart, that makes them smart. Which brings me to *this later in the post.

YOU FOOLS!
While you were all laughing about shitty movie takes Bob was studying the way of drone strike!

Spoiler: The new ice bullet

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I'm not a "defense-tech geek" but I assume the reason they don't do that is because it's a fucking stupid idea.

"And then I threw a rock at him!"

Possibly one of my many favourite scenes from BTAS (':

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I love how he shows just how retarded he is by suggesting a form of weapon humans stopped using since we learned how to forge metal. Hey Bob, how about we teach our service people to defeat our enemy, just jump on their head twice.

But why would Bobbyboi want this info...

Spoiler: You frequent this page, you know why

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Spoiler: You frequent this page, you know why

The ultimate nihilist take. Every living being consumes resources and creates waste that could negatively affect other living beings. You ALSO have to be "actively good", which is completely subjective. I would say the actions of Christopher Columbus was a greater good to the history of the world than the net negative of "Movie" Bob Chipman.

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All from today and a few hours from each other.

This is interesting. White college educated people are only +6 for Hillary? This is how people manipulate statistics. Does having a college degree mean you're smart? Where are the stats for college educated Blacks, Hispanics, and "Others"? I have a college degree and I voted for Trump. It really is classist. "College educated people vote Democrat, and having a college degree makes you smart, so vote with the smart people and vote Democrat."

 

[XtrmGamr719]

He's already a Chinese bootlicker. He's just avoided discussing the Hong Kong protests because even he understands the virtual ass kicking he would receive if he defended the Chinese government.

Evidence? I may have a life, but I still wanna see bootlicker Bob.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Hey Bob wanna know why Boomers are seen as white? Cause until like the 70s America was overwhelmingly white, it was fine and normal, and that sole fact made everyone in the world want to live there (like every white country ever.) The Christian Right was the norm. There was no rise in that group, it was a decline perpetrated by dopey whites trying to emulate sarcastic urban media-obsessed jews, like you.

Actually I think Bob is the result of immigration of Catholic Europeans(he grew up in the bad Irish/Italian neighborhood and went to Catholic school) as opposed to Jews.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Evidence? I may have a life, but I still wanna see bootlicker Bob.

He's wanted Communism to be given the chance again because Chinese has fancy new tech toys made by 19 year old billionaire CEOs which is proof communism works and we really should try it.

Just like give communism a try like it's a free sample at Costco.


Also Marvel already has someone who has ice powers, it's Emma Frost.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

In our Communism future, Bob and his ilk will get to continue being the artisans and free thinkers, and definitely not forced into 12 hour days at Tractor Factory #36

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'll admit MovieBlob is one person I'm definitely early on accusing of apostasy against The Party.

Unrelated stupidity:

So everyone takes the black one and then if they need something they go back and dump their stuff into a red one?

 

[Positron]

Bob and Chip (what ever his real name is. Joe?)

Chris.

Evidence? I may have a life, but I still wanna see bootlicker Bob.

Isn't his being an MCU bootlicker enough entertainment for you?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I apologize for double-posting, but I decided to go to Blob's twitter to see if the recent post made by @Ralph Barnhardt was a reference to something Bob just posted (I haven't actually watched a lot of Bob's shit for awhile and it wouldn't surprise me if he made this his Twitter banner). I did find this (apologizes for poor quality, don't usually deliver tard cum)

The only thing that is being referenced is my adoration for the Bob. I have become his apostle to warn all you doxxing blog users to change your ways and do the Dew or suffer the wrath of a thousand drones dropping a thousand environmentally appropriate rocks and/or coconuts, or just one piano on your head.

Found this funny, because it made me think of the idea of Bob beating anyone up in a fight:
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Also why is Bob obsessed with this Aimee Terese person? I don't know much about leftist pundits, but I know that she's a relatively moderate lefty and that Bob follows her closely for some reason.

He's been going after her for a few months now I believe. I thought she was someone on the right when I first saw her pop up. I mean why else would Bobbyboi go after a wahmen with his exceptional takes? Then I found out she's just a cute lefty who doesn't subscribe to Bob's "political beliefs". Before Bob would actually quote tweet this Aimee person. I'm fairly certain that I saw one or two other tweets of his, before this one, where he did a screenshot of her.

Absolute LMAO! As writing this I was gonna say I wonder if he's been blocked but he just confirmed it on his feed.

Spoiler: When the thirst too stronk

Bob just found another use for incognito mode other than looking up trap porn.

You think a simple block can save you from the Bob, Aimee?! *laughs in diabetes* (Insert exceptional.png)

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'll admit MovieBlob is one person I'm definitely early on accusing of apostasy against The Party.

Unrelated stupidity:
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So everyone takes the black one and then if they need something they go back and dump their stuff into a red one?

Surprised Bob isn't angry about the subconscious racism of stating that blacks don't need help.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Isn't that Ethan Van Sciver's clothing website?

Yes @FROG sells his shirts there. So thats why I know the quality of their product

also @FROG by SJWspiderman's logic you are a nazi AGAIN

 

[Quixotic Man]

The only thing that is being referenced is my adoration for the Bob. I have become his apostle to warn all you doxxing blog users to change your ways and do the Dew or suffer the wrath of a thousand drones dropping a thousand environmentally appropriate rocks and/or coconuts, or just one piano on your head.


He's been going after her for a few months now I believe. I thought she was someone on the right when I first saw her pop up. I mean why else would Bobbyboi go after a wahmen with his exceptional takes? Then I found out she's just a cute lefty who doesn't subscribe to Bob's "political beliefs". Before Bob would actually quote tweet this Aimee person. I'm fairly certain that I saw one or two other tweets of his, before this one, where he did a screenshot of her.

Absolute LMAO! As writing this I was gonna say I wonder if he's been blocked but he just confirmed it on his feed.

Spoiler: When the thirst too stronk

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Bob just found another use for incognito mode other than looking up trap porn.

You think a simple block can save you from the Bob, Aimee?! *laughs in diabetes* (Insert exceptional.png)

Bob's arrested development and black and white worldview collide into something especially creepy when it comes to women. When he sees a pretty girl he becomes obsessed, and like a middle schooler he either fawns over them (Anita or Lindsey Ellis) or acts like he hates them. This becomes worse for Bob because "hate" for him equates with fencing people in to middle America and working them until they starve to death.

 

[instythot]

Yes @FROG sells his shirts there. So thats why I know the quality of their product

also @FROG by SJWspiderman's logic you are a nazi AGAIN

Really off topic, but I've curious about something. Are @FROG 's t-shirts at least thicker than his skin?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Really off topic, but I've curious about something. Are @FROG 's t-shirts at least thicker than his skin?

yes. They have a thick and comfy material