Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Manwithn0n0men said:
Yes @FROG sells his shirts there. So thats why I know the quality of their product

also @FROG by SJWspiderman's logic you are a nazi AGAIN
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Isn't SJWspiderman one of those kooks who completely unironically insists everyone with any opinion to the right of Hillary Clinton is a Nazi and probably actually believes that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent?
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
I'll admit MovieBlob is one person I'm definitely early on accusing of apostasy against The Party.

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So everyone takes the black one and then if they need something they go back and dump their stuff into a red one?
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Goddamn just when I think I'm antisocial and autistic. I could not initially process what this was for a minute. "Excuse me sir, could I help you find something?" "No I'm just looking around, thanks though" and I go back to figuring out what can of beans I want. I suppose from a worker's standpoint it means they can ignore people who are very crabby about that sort of thing, but often there is just one thing I need help with. Is a worker just going to blow me off and treat me like a pariah if I have a black basket?

This is more dystopian than all the face monitoring in China. The weird art on the displays don't help either.
 
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A Humble Ewok said:
Goddamn just when I think I'm antisocial and autistic. I could not initially process what this was for a minute. "Excuse me sir, could I help you find something?" "No I'm just looking around, thanks though" and I go back to figuring out what can of beans I want. I suppose from a worker's standpoint it means they can ignore people who are very crabby about that sort of thing, but often there is just one thing I need help with. Is a worker just going to blow me off and treat me like a pariah if I have a black basket?

This is more dystopian than all the face monitoring in China. The weird art on the displays don't help either.
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Bob just likes it because it means if he picks the right basket then he'll never have to look up from his phone.
 
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Bob's take on Orange Man withdrawing from the useless Paris Climate Change Summit:
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Bob: "This is insane!! Evil orange man and his supporters want to inflect suffering on others. That's barbaric!"
Also Bob: "LMAO! I support the government seizing land from my ideological enemies and denying them healthcare. It would be karmic justice, LMAO!!"

Also, no one is going to suffer because the of US deciding not to fly a private jet to Paris every so often to do ultimately amounts to nothing.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Isn't SJWspiderman one of those kooks who completely unironically insists everyone with any opinion to the right of Hillary Clinton is a Nazi and probably actually believes that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent?
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Yes you know his gimmick. He is one of Ren's clownish associates
 
Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Bob's take on Orange Man withdrawing from the useless Paris Climate Change Summit:
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Bob: "This is insane!! Evil orange man and his supporters want to inflect suffering on others. That's barbaric!"
Also Bob: "LMAO! I support the government seizing land from my ideological enemies and denying them healthcare. It would be karmic justice, LMAO!!"

Also, no one is going to suffer because the of US deciding not to fly a private jet to Paris every so often to do ultimately amounts to nothing.
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Ok am I completely nuts or did Bob just openly advocate for dekulakization in the USA?
 
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A Humble Ewok said:
Goddamn just when I think I'm antisocial and autistic. I could not initially process what this was for a minute. "Excuse me sir, could I help you find something?" "No I'm just looking around, thanks though" and I go back to figuring out what can of beans I want. I suppose from a worker's standpoint it means they can ignore people who are very crabby about that sort of thing, but often there is just one thing I need help with. Is a worker just going to blow me off and treat me like a pariah if I have a black basket?

This is more dystopian than all the face monitoring in China. The weird art on the displays don't help either.
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I'll admit I kind of like the idea, but then for me it seems lile whenever I don't need help, they won't leave me alone, but when I do need help, not a soul in sight....
 
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A Humble Ewok said:
Goddamn just when I think I'm antisocial and autistic. I could not initially process what this was for a minute. "Excuse me sir, could I help you find something?" "No I'm just looking around, thanks though" and I go back to figuring out what can of beans I want. I suppose from a worker's standpoint it means they can ignore people who are very crabby about that sort of thing, but often there is just one thing I need help with. Is a worker just going to blow me off and treat me like a pariah if I have a black basket?

This is more dystopian than all the face monitoring in China. The weird art on the displays don't help either.
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It's Sephora. "Help" here isn't just about finding the beans, it's about color matching, foundation, blusher, and all the rest of unfathomable moving parts that go into using make-up.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
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So everyone takes the black one and then if they need something they go back and dump their stuff into a red one?
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What happens if they're out of red baskets?
"Hey, sir! You work here, could you help me?"
"No. You have the black basket, so I'm not allowed to help you."
Yes I'm assuming the worker's fucking gender. Just go with it.
 
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DarkEmoMario64 said:
I don't know if you guys know about this guy named Richard Spencer, but he said a thing and I just had to make this.
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Lots of parallels between Spencer's "They look up and see a face like mine" rant and Bob's "The future I EARNED" rant.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
YOU FOOLS!

While you were laughing at drone rocks, Bob was busy studying the Weeaboo!
As with most stories involving Bob, the start of this all this comes from a tranny.
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:story: I don't have anything to say. That's just funny.
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What the actual fuck is Bob on about?! Glamorous, effeminate pretty boys, particularly but not always pretty boy celebrities, has been a thing in Japan at least since the 90's. If anything they're a lot MORE accepting of it there, and dudes with earrings, overly styled hair, and makeup is far less likely to be seen as an explicitly homosexual thing. I remember some dude commentating about Howl's Moving Castle talking about how Howl fits this stereotype, which doesn't quite parallel anything in western culture. And Howl's Moving Castle is a kid friendly movie. The idea that people in Japan would look at this guy on the street and gasp in shock because he's "challenging heteronormativity" is idiotic. If anything, lonely moms and middle aged career women would be gasping in lust.

Bob's whole rant about Japan as a "rigidly gendered society" and how he relates it to what that means about mens' clothing and behavior is so spectacularly WRONG. Yes in SOME ways it's more rigidly gendered than the west, but that's an extremely overly simplistic thing to say because the whole idea of gender norms are DIFFERENT over there. Clearly Bob the Blob read a sentence about Japan being "rigidly gendered" somewhere and ran with it without having a fucking clue what the context was. Apparently he thinks that Japan is full of dudes in sleeveless camo shirts arm wrestling and smashing beer cans against their heads or something. Or more likely, he doesn't think at all beyond the words he's dedicating his two brain cells to typing or speaking at any given moment.

Bob's ability to state things that are so fucking wrong with such absolute confidence will never cease to amaze me.
 
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