Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[iRON-mAn]

"Bored housewife shtups the hired help" does usually indicate upper middle class to upper class background,

Probably not wealthy because of her own money though, so wouldn't it be a case of the obsolete working laborer cucking the elite? I mean, you never hear of the white trash girlfriend ditching the greased up farmer to bang a barista/art student.

 

[instythot]

I mean, you never hear of the white trash girlfriend ditching the greased up farmer to bang a barista/art student.

That's because, as Bob "you're jacking off to pornography wrong" Chipman consistently showcases: nothing dries up a vagina like an unending lecture on politics

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Something that I completely missed in Bob's porn post is that for some bizzare reason he equates the woman being at home as...being wealthy? Y'all remember when Bob was lamenting about how he missed a screening because, in part, he had to be home for a plumber? Does that make Bob wealthy? I'm so confused

Was the real reason Bob was so upset about the plumber taking so long to show up because he was fantasizing it would be a true and honest wahman and he'd get to fuck "her"? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[instythot]

Was the real reason Bob was so upset about the plumber taking so long to show up because he was fantasizing it would be a true and honest wahman and he'd get to fuck "her"? Inquiring minds want to know.

Maybe. But let's go back to Bob's first love for what I suspect is the real explanation. Bob was stomping around the bathroom wondering how a plumber, Mario's brother in arms, could possibly forsake him in his time of need

 

[Iceland Heavy]

YOU FOOLS!
While you were all laughing about shitty movie takes Bob was studying the way of drone strike!

Spoiler: The new ice bullet

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Concrete bombs are a thing. They're not meant to and don't try to be some galaxy brained way of dropping a rock on someone and walking away innocently whistling that it must have been some incredible coincidence, you're not going to get that with a thousand pound chunk of concrete with a JDAM kit attached slamming into a mud hut at terminal velocity no matter how dumb your intended targets are.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Concrete bombs are a thing. They're not meant to and don't try to be some galaxy brained way of dropping a rock on someone and walking away innocently whistling that it must have been some incredible coincidence, you're not going to get that with a thousand pound chunk of concrete with a JDAM kit attached slamming into a mud hut at terminal velocity no matter how dumb your intended targets are.

Honestly I think bob is about to go full AnCap because he probably thinks his nieghbor is a Trump supporter and therefore has violated the NAP. Look at his post about exitance not being a neutral state and if you're a bad person you need to be wiped out because you;re taking resources form good people.

So he's going to order a drone on amazon and then weaponize it with the cheapest shit available that doesn't involve buying a gun and background checks.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Porn is inherently political.

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I just wanna say that Bobbyboi is on a roll these past few days. I don't know if he's off his meds or super thirsty, but just like his super sized lunch I'm Lovin' It!

"Who's on top" as any kind of power dynamic is a gay thing, Bob. Stop appropriating our culture to rationalize your fapping habits.

 

[instythot]

Honestly I think bob is about to go full AnCap because he probably thinks his nieghbor is a Trump supporter and therefore has violated the NAP. Look at his post about exitance not being a neutral state and if you're a bad person you need to be wiped out because you;re taking resources form good people.

So he's going to order a drone on amazon and then weaponize it with the cheapest shit available that doesn't involve buying a gun and background checks.

We've seen how he greenscreens with his fat fingers.

Please Bob, branch out into maker videos where you attempt to attach remote controllable weapons to a drone. Please. I promise to watch them all

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Honestly I think bob is about to go full AnCap because he probably thinks his nieghbor is a Trump supporter and therefore has violated the NAP. Look at his post about exitance not being a neutral state and if you're a bad person you need to be wiped out because you;re taking resources form good people.

So he's going to order a drone on amazon and then weaponize it with the cheapest shit available that doesn't involve buying a gun and background checks.

Bob is too much of a bitch ass to become an Ancap. He knows in a true survival of the fittest situation he'd be fucked. To much importance on physical fitness and not enough on movie analysis hot takes. That's why he stopped being a Randroid and became a """"progressive."""" He wants someone else to purge the undesirables for him and protect him from retaliation.

Although if he thought he could get away with it, he would definitely try some kind of drone attack shit on a Trump rally.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob discreetly asking around the internet how to make an at home weapon and have to go off so it looks like an accident/blends in with the environment and how fast can they disintegrate and breakdown into nothing.

This is getting very specific to the point where someone with authority might need to ring his bell. Like I know the feds will bait suckers and give them enough rope to hand themselves but I really don't want the chance to exist that Bob might hurt or kill someone with his incompetence that's fueled by ego and overconfidance in his abilities.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Bob is too much of a bitch ass to become an Ancap. He knows in a true survival of the fittest situation he'd be fucked. To much importance on physical fitness and not enough on movie analysis hot takes. That's why he stopped being a Randroid and became a """"progressive."""" He wants someone else to purge the undesirables for him and protect him from retaliation.

Although if he thought he could get away with it, he would definitely try some kind of drone attack shit on a Trump rally.

Yeah, I know we always laugh at Bob basically being a wannabe dictator but Bob with access to drones would be legitimately dangerous. A way he can lash out without leaving his home and enough distance from the act where he can easily disconnect from the act itself and just think of them as pixels on a screen? Bob couldn't help himself.

 

[instythot]

Bob discreetly asking around the internet how to make an at home weapon and have to go off so it looks like an accident/blends in with the environment and how fast can they disintegrate and breakdown into nothing.

This is getting very specific to the point where someone with authority might need to ring his bell. Like I know the feds will bait suckers and give them enough rope to hand themselves but I really don't want the chance to exist that Bob might hurt or kill someone with his incompetence that's fueled by ego and overconfidance in his abilities.

I have a feeling that Chip has saved countless lives by regularly heading down to the basement and asking "hey, that looks complicated. What are you doing, buddy?"

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Porn is inherently political.

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I just wanna say that Bobbyboi is on a roll these past few days. I don't know if he's off his meds or super thirsty, but just like his super sized lunch I'm Lovin' It!

On average, how much porn does Blobby C watch on a daily basis? I’m guessing 2-4 hours and half the time is digging out his penis from his fupa.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

On average, how much porn does Blobby C watch on a daily basis? I’m guessing 2-4 hours and half the time is digging out his penis from his fupa.

Less than that; between increasingly morbid obesity and the beetus, he wouldn't have as much time to tweet if he spent that much on porn.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Less than that; between increasingly morbid obesity and the beetus, he wouldn't have as much time to tweet if he spent that much on porn.

An inability to get an erection due to obesity, beetus, and general unhealthy lifestyle would explain a lot about why he's so angry all the time.

 

[instythot]

Less than that; between increasingly morbid obesity and the beetus, he wouldn't have as much time to tweet if he spent that much on porn.

Or more time on porn to attempt to self-medicate the likely diabetic impotence

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Bob's arrested development and black and white worldview collide into something especially creepy when it comes to women. When he sees a pretty girl he becomes obsessed, and like a middle schooler he either fawns over them (Anita or Lindsey Ellis) or acts like he hates them. This becomes worse for Bob because "hate" for him equates with fencing people in to middle America and working them until they starve to death.

it's a small mercy he doesn't go full-on Russell Greer or Elliot Rodger on them

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

it's a small mercy he doesn't go full-on Russell Greer or Elliot Rodger on them

Stalking, persuing legal battles and kill people require a fair bit of work and spending money on. Bob would never consider doing that since he has nerd shit to buy and wants to have his superior future without doing any work for it

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Stalking, persuing legal battles and kill people require a fair bit of work and spending money on. Bob would never consider doing that since he has nerd shit to buy and wants to have his superior future without doing any work for it

ah, so he's more of a Lucas Werner type

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

ah, so he's more of a Lucas Werner type

Except Bob isn't a pedophile... is he? Who knows what's on his pc given his fantasies of women who he dislikes