Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm telling you, the keys to the quiz are that Bob's writing style is decidedly juvenile and that actual Nazis usually try to moderate their public-facing views into something that an impressionable person could potentially say "that sounds reasonable" to

It also bears mentioning that a lot of those Nazi quotes are, in their twisted fashion, intended to be inspirational. Bob is too bitter to want to inspire anyone, and so his quotes run more toward resentment and demeaning others.
 
It also bears mentioning that a lot of those Nazi quotes are, in their twisted fashion, intended to be inspirational. Bob is too bitter to want to inspire anyone, and so his quotes run more toward resentment and demeaning others.
Well Hitler at least was known for having charisma and had a certain like-ability to him. Bob is all being hostile in a unpleasant way and has no charm, wit, nor humor.
 
Well Hitler at least was known for having charisma and had a certain like-ability to him. Bob is all being hostile in a unpleasant way and has no charm, wit, nor humor.

For me, the best possible outcome of the quiz is that it gets around, Chip takes it, and then decides to sit down for a serious discussion with young Film Robert
 

Someone went and made a moviebob or nazi quiz

THEME is used to blank out words that would be obvious giveaways

Quote 11: "I don’t see any moral difference between a suicide bomber and somebody in a F-16 fighter jet who fires a missile into an apartment complex and then kills 10 or 15 little girls and boys. I don’t see much difference there. In fact, I think the pilot is a greater offender, he’s getting medals, while the suicide bomber is sacrificing his life for what he believes in." *
Well fuck me. You could have played the clip of the nahtzee saying this and I would have sworn Moviebob got his hands on a voice changer.
 
Much as I had to say it, because it defends bob, his marinade would have probably worked really good on a chuck or eye of round roast.

Marinade it for a few days, then sous vide the whole thing for a couple of hours and shred in a bowl, serve on tortilla...

No need for marinating at all if you're shredding and don't immediately dispose of the braising liquid. The heat and liquid will get the meat shreddably soft. Mix some braising liquid in at the end of the shredding for flavor.

A traditional oven will get just as good results as a sous vide when you're aiming at a shredded meat, for those who don't want to get one

I'm starting to think a Film Robert version of dsp's Cooking with the King would be compelling viewing, but not in the way Film Robert hopes
 
Blob’s getting beat up a lot more these days and as much as The Chippa (and Blob) don’t want to admit it, much of the trolling is coming from the left. Blob’s eugenics bullshit has painted a big target on his back.

He clearly hates working class people even though he himself is working class. I say that because he’s poor, he doesn’t make a lot of money, not because he actually does work because YouTube videos aren’t work. Those people in the Midwest he hates work much harder and more physically grueling jobs than his lard ass.
 
Blob’s getting beat up a lot more these days and as much as The Chippa (and Blob) don’t want to admit it, much of the trolling is coming from the left. Blob’s eugenics bullshit has painted a big target on his back.

He clearly hates working class people even though he himself is working class. I say that because he’s poor, he doesn’t make a lot of money, not because he actually does work because YouTube videos aren’t work. Those people in the Midwest he hates work much harder and more physically grueling jobs than his lard ass.
Plus, the jobs these people have in the Midwest are more societally contributing such as farming, construction, engineering, and mining. Plus, they make good fortune with it as well as retirement benefits for those that got started right after they graduated high school.
 
Blob’s getting beat up a lot more these days and as much as The Chippa (and Blob) don’t want to admit it, much of the trolling is coming from the left. Blob’s eugenics bullshit has painted a big target on his back.

He clearly hates working class people even though he himself is working class. I say that because he’s poor, he doesn’t make a lot of money, not because he actually does work because YouTube videos aren’t work. Those people in the Midwest he hates work much harder and more physically grueling jobs than his lard ass.
Being low class doesn't make you working class. Bob is lumpenproletariat, emphasis on lump. Or maybe you could say he's lumpen petit bourgeoisie, a class that didn't exist in Marx's day. He works for himself but only does worthless pop culture internet shit and makes just enough to survive.
 

Someone went and made a moviebob or nazi quiz

THEME is used to blank out words that would be obvious giveaways
I got 205 points, but I the only significant finding I obtained through this test was that whoever takes this test has too much time on their hands.
 
I'd just like to remind people like @Ralph Barnhardt who mostly post screencaps of webpages to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING. Screencaps are not sufficient as evidence and can be very easily faked. (especially on a webpage!) Naysayers and malevolent agents WILL use this fact against you. (Also, be sure to include the original post's URL for cross-referencing.)

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I want to Archive Bob's chicken cuisine last night where he cut the bag open to reveal the abomination and attempted to cook it and they couldn't tell if it was spoiled or not because he used so much spice, so the whole house stunk of smoldering rotting chicken and Frank's Red Hot. He later screamed about Nosferatu predicting that the CHUDs and Mayonnaise Ghouls sabotaged his chicken abortion and how if ancient greece and ancient rome fought each other we wouldn't have white supremacy and we could be eating kobe beef from a magic machine that creates whatever food you want by pressing star trek buttons instead of having to eat Kraft Dinner for the 4th night in a row.
 
I want to Archive Bob's chicken cuisine last night where he cut the bag open to reveal the abomination and attempted to cook it and they couldn't tell if it was spoiled or not because he used so much spice, so the whole house stunk of smoldering rotting chicken and Frank's Red Hot. He later screamed about Nosferatu predicting that the CHUDs and Mayonnaise Ghouls sabotaged his chicken abortion and how if ancient greece and ancient rome fought each other we wouldn't have white supremacy and we could be eating kobe beef from a magic machine that creates whatever food you want by pressing star trek buttons instead of having to eat Kraft Dinner for the 4th night in a row.
I weep for the superior future that was taken away from us by DRUMPF and their subhuman underlings. If only i could have that delicious Kobe Beef from the magic machine and the delicious slurpees that don't give me diabetes.
 
Much as I had to say it, because it defends bob, his marinade would have probably worked really good on a chuck or eye of round roast.

Marinade it for a few days, then sous vide the whole thing for a couple of hours and shred in a bowl, serve on tortilla...

Chuck is an overnight endeavor for me but it does depend on the thickness.

Blob's choice of sauces...so fucking lazy.
 
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It's actually a disturbingly difficult quiz, in places. Bob's actually worse than I thought; there's not a lot of context that could salvage most of his quotes.

The only real tell as to something not being a Bob quote is when it's too well articulated.
I've been watching this thread for a couple of years. I thought I had a pretty good grasp on the depths of Bobs batshit crazy eugenics world views. But I only got 185/280. At this point bob is a hairs width away from being a full blown Nazi, and it scares me that he can't see that.
 
At this point bob is a hairs width away from being a full blown Nazi, and it scares me that he can't see that.
Nah. A Nazi knows full well what it wants to achieve and how to get it. Bob has no idea on both. His grasp on everyday matters and general things make it impossible. He is a victim of his own ignorance and it is great he doesn't seek help or take advice in order to solve it.
 
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I got 180 out of 280 on the quiz and I did a little test to see how many of the quotes are from Movieblob and 160/280 of the quotes are from the biggest advocate of the Superior Future.

I'm honestly surprised that some of Bob's rhetoric is just a Nazi's rhetoric but laden with feminism, consumerism, and autism.
 
Next quiz could be who said what Bob Chipman or fictional villains.
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Speaking of which.
 
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A small brained, sub-mental troglodyte decided to remind FilmRobert about the now infamous "Star Trek isn't real and it's all Drumpf's fault" tweets. FilmRobert then proceeded to DEMOLISH the troglodyte in the usual Bob fashion.
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1196628949838761984
Bob: "LOL all of my detractors are all stupid! Nothing they say actually gets to me!"
Also Bob:"HOW DARE THOSE LOATHSOME TROGLODYTES MAKE FUN OF ME, A SUPERIOR AMERICAN OF INTELLEGENCE!!!! THEY SHOULD ALL GET REPORTED AND BANNED!!!"

Also Bob Chipman continues to own the conservatards with FACTS, LOGIC and REASON!
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1196623662453014529
Indeed, this troglodyte should learn from the *REAL* master of masculinity, Robert Chipman on how to treat women and general personal presentation.
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