Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Bob also sucks at cooking.
With this latest concoction the unholy food trinity is completed:
1) Bleu cheese and chicken skin macaroni casserole.
2) Mountain dew embalmed old chicken.
3) Duct-taped wrapped garbage bag hot sauce chicken slop.

I'd post pictures but I haven't eaten dinner just yet and they'd destroy my appetite.
 
With this latest concoction the unholy food trinity is completed:
1) Bleu cheese and chicken skin macaroni casserole.
2) Mountain dew embalmed old chicken.
3) Duct-taped wrapped garbage bag hot sauce chicken slop.

I'd post pictures but I haven't eaten dinner just yet and they'd destroy my appetite.
I tremble with what he could fuck up next. Maybe Sprite embalmed pizza, or blue cheese on a dry steak.
 
I'd just like to remind people like @Ralph Barnhardt who mostly post screencaps of webpages to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING. Screencaps are not sufficient as evidence and can be very easily faked. (especially on a webpage!) Naysayers and malevolent agents WILL use this fact against you. (Also, be sure to include the original post's URL for cross-referencing.)
It is too much hassle to archive every little thing, especially when archive.whatever doesn't always work.

I would archive especially egregious tweets (such as when Bobby said people need an IQ test to vote, but not the average "mayonnaise ghoul", "intelligence is the only virtue" tweets). I would also archive tweets that might get someone fired from their jobs -- which doesn't apply to Bobby because he doesn't have a job.
 
Interesting spat between Bob and another Twatter user; random user started dunking on him with the ol' eugenics tweet. Bob of course (masterful in the art of rhetoric as he is) replied with the reasonable argument "who doesn't wish for the genocide of most of your country several times a day?". Same song and dance so far. It lead to this "please give me asspats" style twitter post, that had a start that could almost lead to self-awareness and then missed it by a mile... never change Bob!

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Interesting spat between Bob and another Twatter user; random user started dunking on him with the ol' eugenics tweet. Bob of course (masterful in the art of rhetoric as he is) replied with the reasonable argument "who doesn't wish for the genocide of most of your country several times a day?". Same song and dance so far. It lead to this "please give me asspats" style twitter post, that had a start that could almost lead to self-awareness and then missed it by a mile... never change Bob!

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>Be Bob
>Openly declare your desire to exterminate the untermenschen
>Get called a Nazi
>Say you're being attacked for "being yourself."


You know, I'm starting to reconsider my position on Bob being gay. This is some wonderfully passive-aggressive horseshit.
 
How thirsty/desperate do you think Bob is?
Inmensely desperate. The thing is that, as you say, he already knows that he has no chances with women or he's too afraid of dropping his spaghetti in public and potentially make a woman upset/horrified with his disturbing behaviour. If it's the second he needs to be commended.
 
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You would think someone with as big an online profile as Bob could find a groupie for at least a long-distance relationship. I don't think Bob is the type to keep his romances under wraps either. I think if he had a lady, he'd constantly bring it up with phrases like:"my girlfriend and I..." or "my girlfriend loves this..." or "The girl I'm seeing said..." and other such phrases people use to signal they are not single.
 
Interesting spat between Bob and another Twatter user; random user started dunking on him with the ol' eugenics tweet. Bob of course (masterful in the art of rhetoric as he is) replied with the reasonable argument "who doesn't wish for the genocide of most of your country several times a day?". Same song and dance so far. It lead to this "please give me asspats" style twitter post, that had a start that could almost lead to self-awareness and then missed it by a mile... never change Bob!

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I don't know why my fellow leftists have a problem with me. I'm just your average plutocrat who rightfully deserves to go to space with my fellow elites. All that's holding me back is the fact that obsolete trash is allowed to vote.
 
I think one of the key reason why Bob has no girlfriend ( if he had, he wouldn’t shut up about it and act smug) is that his personality IRL is as awful as he is online.

And there are some genuinely crazy and awful people who are married and have wifes.
 
Interesting spat between Bob and another Twatter user; random user started dunking on him with the ol' eugenics tweet. Bob of course (masterful in the art of rhetoric as he is) replied with the reasonable argument "who doesn't wish for the genocide of most of your country several times a day?". Same song and dance so far. It lead to this "please give me asspats" style twitter post, that had a start that could almost lead to self-awareness and then missed it by a mile... never change Bob!

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So close Bob, but no cigar. This shit about "people hating me for being me" is what Moms have to tell their little dipshits when they come back crying from school for being picked on, but they know why their kids are being made fun of, and the other Kids, as cruel children can be, know why they are making fun of someone.

But the natural order of things are that kids learn how to deal with it. As they grow up, people stop with the sperg act (which everybody does at one point) and just, you know, grow up.

But when you enter adulthood and you are still acting out on juvenile rants about superior futures and ridiculous self-important statements, then people are going to mock you, and no, a adult being "bullied" isn't normal at all and it isn't because your are "just existing as myself".

Now the question is, is he truly wondering why he is getting close to 40 and still being picked on, or he knows why but can't act any other way?

You would think someone with as big an online profile as Bob could find a groupie for at least a long-distance relationship. I don't think Bob is the type to keep his romances under wraps either. I think if he had a lady, he'd constantly bring it up with phrases like:"my girlfriend and I..." or "my girlfriend loves this..." or "The girl I'm seeing said..." and other such phrases people use to signal they are not single.

He most defenitly would drop a girlfriend, or ladyfriend, if he had one. Of course he would never post photos or anything of the sort because most likely (if he had one) they would be just another ugly couple that had to settle with what they got.

Heck, I do recall he kind tried to say he had a "special someone" that helped him when he was kicked out from the escapist years ago, he never went in details, but I think it was this feminist chick he would re-tweet every single fart she had on twitter. I think he may have tried to make a move and got rejected.
 
What in the motherfuck is this? Jesus Christ, why is there duct tape? This is like Masaokis terrible, it’s so funny when Blob tries to show off his culinary prowess because it’s always disgusting and embarrassingly bad.

Why would you marinade something in a vacuum bag for 5 days? Vacuum sealing means you can greatly reduce the marinade time. After 1-2 days, the meat will be fucked up.

Well, you see, typing "how do I <thing I'm trying to do in the kitchen>" into Google is for mayonnaise ghouls, gamergaters and people who enjoy video games wrong

I look forward to the tweets about chip or Bob's housemates saying "hey! Where the fuck is all my hot sauce???"
 
And there are some genuinely crazy and awful people who are married and have wifes.


DSP being a prime example. Even Spoony has a girlfriend, or at least a girl who lives with him that at one point was his partner.
 
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