Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[El Jagre]

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I wonder what makes this particular woman worthy of Bob's admiration and defense....

Spoiler: Lets Check that Profile

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So first off that naomi wu person that bob was virtue signalling about has a girlfriend.

But the real scummy thing is that all Bob is going to do is virtue signal, and hes gonna do it as safely as possible. Hes not going to call out the Vox journalist site or that asian bitch from the New York times, the people responsible for putting her in the situation shes in (outting her as gay in communist fucking China when she specifically requested they write about her work not her sexual preference).

Like what they did to her put her life in actual danger but moviebob's never going to do anything beyond talk about how brave she is compared to the people complaining about modern journalism having an ethics problem. Even though acknowledging her means acknowledging that it does have an ethics problem.

 

[instythot]

You would think someone with as big an online profile as Bob could find a groupie for at least a long-distance relationship. I don't think Bob is the type to keep his romances under wraps either. I think if he had a lady, he'd constantly bring it up with phrases like:"my girlfriend and I..." or "my girlfriend loves this..." or "The girl I'm seeing said..." and other such phrases people use to signal they are not single.

I think this question is one of the simplest puzzles in our shared chipmanverse to solve:

Assuming Bob likes women sexually, he is no more than your average incel: assuming he should be serviced by USDA grade A doubleplus vagina meat while also looking and behaving as he does, and also while having exactly everything else he has to offer on pitiful public display

Alternatively: Bob doesn't have a girlfriend because he is a 3 alarm flaming homosexual, but hasn't yet realized it due to no woman letting him get intimate enough for Bob to become disgusted with the act

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I think one of the key reason why Bob has no girlfriend ( if he had, he wouldn’t shut up about it and act smug) is that his personality IRL is as awful as he is online.

Confirmed theory by LordKat.

 

[Foltest]

Confirmed theory by LordKat.

Remember that. That explain his virgin with rage.

 

[Bolo]

I think this question is one of the simplest puzzles in our shared chipmanverse to solve:

Assuming Bob likes women sexually, he is no more than your average incel: assuming he should be serviced by USDA grade A doubleplus vagina meat while also looking and behaving as he does, and also while having exactly everything else he has to offer on pitiful public display

Alternatively: Bob doesn't have a girlfriend because he is a 3 alarm flaming homosexual, but hasn't yet realized it due to no woman letting him get intimate enough for Bob to become disgusted with the act

This is was Bob's banner way way back when he started making videos and had a semblance of being a normal person:

He likes women, he likes cheesecake and this is his geek version of bikini girls with machineguns.

He was always a fedora tipper, but he also wasn't afraid to post semi nude women on his videos for the "you guys, this actress was so HOOOOT on this movie" jokes. Nowadays he creeps out by showing too much enthusiasm for fictional super hero lesbians, but keeps his taste for women on the downlow.

But that is internet, real life, Bob most likely doesn't know how to talk to women, and is probably a awkard fuck. All the bitterness he shows comes from the fact he is a lonely fuck, who only hangs with his brother and uses his daughter as a proxy for a fulfilled life, because everything Bob says and does screams of "it's too late for me".

The twitter tranny pandering some would say is Bob trying the next best thing, but I don't know if that is just him virtue flexing or if he is trying to settle with whatever he can get, like Linkara did

 

[instythot]

This is was Bob's banner way way back when he started making videos and had a semblance of being a normal person:

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He likes women, he likes cheesecake and this is his geek version of bikini girls with machineguns.

He was always a fedora tipper, but he also wasn't afraid to post semi nude women on his videos for the "you guys, this actress was so HOOOOT on this movie" jokes. Nowadays he creeps out by showing too much enthusiasm for fictional super hero lesbians, but keeps his taste for women on the downlow.

But that is internet, real life, Bob most likely doesn't know how to talk to women, and is probably a awkard fuck. All the bitterness he shows comes from the fact he is a lonely fuck, who only hangs with his brother and uses his daughter as a proxy for a fulfilled life, because everything Bob says and does screams of "it's too late for me".

The twitter tranny pandering some would say is Bob trying the next best thing, but I don't know if that is just him virtue flexing or if he is trying to settle with whatever he can get, like Linkara did

I have a suspicion that Bob thinks he is supposed to like women, but hasn't really had the opportunity to find out if that's true. The fucking suits scream flamboyant, but also incompetent at flamboyance. And come on, the gushing over butch women for the last terminator? Can a person really be spiteful enough to claim that these ladies arouse a heterosexual man just to stick it to alt-right gamergating flyover trash? Could it be that he genuinely doesn't understand what makes a woman attractive?

Either way, he is obviously too unpleasant IRL to ever get to test the theory for us

 

[Useless Idiot]

I think one of the key reason why Bob has no girlfriend ( if he had, he wouldn’t shut up about it and act smug) is that his personality IRL is as awful as he is online.

And also he's fat and ugly and lives in a basement surrounded by towers of PBR.

What woman doesn't swoon at the thought of being crushed under a landslide of month old beer cans, her screams falling on deaf ears as her obese boyfriend is too focused on jousting with twitter enemies to come to her aide?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

And also he's fat and ugly and lives in a basement surrounded by towers of PBR.

What woman doesn't swoon at the thought of being crushed under a landslide of month old beer cans, her screams falling on deaf ears as her obese boyfriend is too focused on jousting with twitter enemies to come to her aide?

Also

>What if Bob's online personality is actually tamer then his IRL one

that happens sometimes

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I don't believe Bob has ever so much as held a girl's hand, or kissed a female to whom he wasn't related. Occasionally Bob will reference the idea of a "Hooter's"-type establishment where awkward, lonely men could go and pay women to talk to them. There's always a strange wistfulness when he mentions it, I honestly think it's what Bob really wants. A hundred years ago Bob would've worked manual labor and been forced to learn how to interact with his fellow menial laborers. Someone would've set him up with their dumpy sister or cousin and they'd have plain, slightly below-average children. And he would've been happy. Instead Bob has never learned how to interact with his fellow man, he spends his time isolated from others, passively consuming narcotizing media and unhealthy food. Drinking alone in his basement apartment. Every day the same thing. Desperately trying to pretend he's an intellectual and a necessary man. The truth is Bob is not a doer. Not even intellectually curious. Certainly not necessary. And very unhappy. Rather than having the courage for self-examination to determine why he's unhappy, Bob retreats into power fantasies and releases his stress by yelling at (or about) complete strangers on the internet.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

The truth is Bob is not a doer. Not even intellectually curious.

That reminds me how little Bob has evolved as a Youtube content creator.
He learned how to do basic timeline edits, green screening, importing a png/gif and moving it around, and.... that's it.
He just... stopped learning after that.
That Chris Raygun video points out how Bob couldn't keep the green screen effect from messing with other objects, like things on the table or a bottle of soap near the sink in the background.
That could have been fixed with a single mask, it's practically one click.
I don't think Bob has ever learned how to use masking, has he?
I remember Bob recently being very upset over Trump retweeting a video from a Kingsman movie where the badguys were replaced with leftwing media outlets.
Is Bob capable of making anything that complicated, as simple as that was?
If so, why hasn't he at least tried instead of bitch about it so much...

 

[LordofCringe7206]

That reminds me how little Bob has evolved as a Youtube content creator.
He learned how to do basic timeline edits, green screening, importing a png/gif and moving it around, and.... that's it.
He just... stopped learning after that.
That Chris Raygun video points out how Bob couldn't keep the green screen effect from messing with other objects, like things on the table or a bottle of soap near the sink in the background.
That could have been fixed with a single mask, it's practically one click.
I don't think Bob has ever learned how to use masking, has he?
I remember Bob recently being very upset over Trump retweeting a video from a Kingsman movie where the badguys were replaced with leftwing media outlets.
Is Bob capable of making anything that complicated, as simple as that was?
If so, why hasn't he at least tried instead of bitch about it so much...

This is largely do to a combination of his laziness, stupidity and his inability to understand how normal people perceive things.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Also

>What if Bob's online personality is actually tamer then his IRL one

that happens sometimes

Nah, based on what we've seen of his IRL interactions, particularly photos with women and at public gatherings, but also when he actually talks in videos without sunglasses, I think the big difference between his online personality and his real life one is that he's far more frightened and timid IRL.

Most pictures of him in public he has very awkward body posture, either slumped over like he's trying to hide inside himself (a classic stance for people who can't into social interaction) or the opposite, a really awkward attempt at a power stance with his chest puffed up like an autistic superhero that's trying too hard and looks completely unnatural. When he talks to the camera and isn't wearing sunglasses, he also is a bit wild eyed with barely contained stage fright.

As other people have said, some women will go for douchebags and lunatics, but women are attracted to confidence. Even Spoony carried himself confidently on camera and occasionally IRL once upon a time. Bob on the other hand is a sad, scared little (metaphorically) man, and can't fake confidence convincingly when he's not hiding behind a computer screen.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I imagine Bob has played Super Mario Odyssey.

I also imagine he likes the New Donk City level the most.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I imagine Bob has played Super Mario Odyssey.

I also imagine he likes the New Donk City level the most.

Imagine if Nintendo said that they based Mayor Pauline after Trump.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Imagine if Nintendo said that they based Mayor Pauline after Trump.

I would kill if they revamp Peach as Tulsi. That will cause Bob to have a full on stroke.

 

[Idiotron]

I don't get why Bob thinks this will do anything when he already obsessively stalks women who have blocked him on twitter.

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And here I though the main way the Terminator sequels failed was by trying to make followups to a duo of films that had a perfect and definitive ending...

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One last thing.

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I wonder what makes this particular woman worthy of Bob's admiration and defense....

Spoiler: Lets Check that Profile

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I actually agree about Terminator.
As bad as his pitch for a reboot was, his reasoning for why the sequels failed is on point.
...
Just like Karl Marx had good criticisms of capitalism but his solutions were nonsense.

 

[Bolo]

I have a suspicion that Bob thinks he is supposed to like women, but hasn't really had the opportunity to find out if that's true. The fucking suits scream flamboyant, but also incompetent at flamboyance. And come on, the gushing over butch women for the last terminator? Can a person really be spiteful enough to claim that these ladies arouse a heterosexual man just to stick it to alt-right gamergating flyover trash? Could it be that he genuinely doesn't understand what makes a woman attractive?

Either way, he is obviously too unpleasant IRL to ever get to test the theory for us

The stupid suits I would say it is his attempt for a style, a identity or a quirk if you will. Bob isn't exactly a force of personality, I mean, he does have strong opinions and he can deliver the notion that his hollow observations are valuable insights for the casual viewer.

However, Bob lacks something very important, charisma. Even if you agree with Moviebob's views, he is someone who is very, very difficult to like, there is this very unpleasant vibe coming from this guy but it aint something quite easy to pinpoint if you are just watching a movie review, but comes across more clearly when he tries to act or make jokes, something is off with this man.

So, wearing colorful jackets or hawaiian shirts is his way to build a quirk, a fun persona for himself. And he always wanted that, hence all the videogame shirts, but now he puts a jacket overall.

He is Moviebob, the silly movie reviews but with deep and smart analysis. Except no one really buys it, and look, other people managed to make it withou a strong personality. Lindsay Ellis managed to sell the idea that she has something meaningfull to say about pop culture without a strong presence (she is really REALLY dull), and the normies bought it up no problem.

Unfortunatly for Bob he can't do neither, he he tries to be deep he gets bogged down with his own stupid notions of good and evil and political nonsense, he goes for the silly internet critc persona, he comes across as someone who goes around in a van offering candy to kids.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Very noobish question, but does Bob live in NYC?

I get the idea he lives in Brooklyn, which is why he was very disappointed to learn Mario isn't from there.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Very noobish question, but does Bob live in NYC?

Blobbo hails from BAH-sten Massachusetts.
Or the outskirts of it at least.

 

[Cantercoin]

Very noobish question, but does Bob live in NYC?

I get the idea he lives in Brooklyn, which is why he was very disappointed to learn Mario isn't from there.

Nope but it's very weird that he wants Mario to be a Brooklyn man.
On another related note, I think I found a very amusing connection that lolcows are unable to cook. Just look at Jack Scalfani, Bob, Amberlyn and last I remember Chris chan. No matter what they always make mediocre gruel at best, food poisoning at worst. The fact that it's now easier than ever to find ways to cook food in multiple ways shows how incompetent they all are at many levels