Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

If the world was a Bob utopia, what would it be like?

Oh that is easy to imagine. The gist of it is that the world is pretty much what it is now, except there is this celebrated author/screenplay writter, who has been called to be the Mamet of his generation, who has recently jumped into the director's seat and is enjoying dazzling reviews on his debut movie, while relaxing back on his hotel bed, taking a glance on his newly wed wife, beautiful white-asian woman, checking his phone and exchanging witticisms with fellow hollywood celebs on twitter.

Yeah yeah, you can also imagine a democrat president, woman, black, gay, trans, whatever, and some robots going around, taking the jobs of white people, specifically the white people who called him names in high school. Minorities can be there as well, doesn't matter what they do really, but Bob can tweet about them in their behalf .

The rest? superior future, pragmatic policies, moon wheat? All bullshit, Bob believes none of that, all blow hard rants of a frustrated man who feels he never got what he deserved in life.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That's Bob's approach to literally everything in life. Nintendo and Sega. Democrats and Republicans. Artists and laborers. Urban and rural Americans.

But what about fast food chains?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

That's Bob's approach to literally everything in life. Nintendo and Sega. Democrats and Republicans. Artists and laborers. Urban and rural Americans.

You know how others of Bob's generation approached Nintendo v Sega

if you had one you had a friend with the other so you could play both games

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Guys, I think we're wrong about Bob. He's not a failed Nazi...he's a rejected FF14 boss.

https://twitter.com/KalebPrime/status/1196940640640221187

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Man, it’s so weird seeing how much Bob reminds me of myself...when I was a dumb teenager who thought everyone around me was stupid, didn’t go out much, and was a rather hardcore liberal before realizing that I was a fucking idiot for thinking like that a few years later.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Man, it’s so weird seeing how much Bob reminds me of myself...when I was a dumb teenager who thought everyone around me was stupid, didn’t go out much, and was a rather hardcore liberal before realizing that I was a fucking idiot for thinking like that a few years later.

Everyone was dumb as a teenager. There's no need to embarass yourself by talking about your particular form of teenage dumb. Unless, of course, you're writing Brick by Brick.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Just ask @Adamska He had a rpg campaign based on a bob utopia

Damn, it was probably quite a sight. I should try to do something like that in Rimworld or Kenshi.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

That's Bob's approach to literally everything in life. Nintendo and Sega. Democrats and Republicans. Artists and laborers. Urban and rural Americans.

But what about fast food chains?

Sorry, should've said literally everything except fast food. Obviously when it comes to fatty, sugary garbage, Bob backs every team and they're all winners in his book.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Game bloggers pour over years of tweets, looking for anything remotely problematic to spin into a clickbait story and to get someone that doesn’t toe the line punished.

Saying “they’re old tweets” doesn’t absolve one anymore. I guess it doesn’t you have the “right thoughts“ until you don’t?

There's not even a defense for them being simply "old tweets". He's been espousing the same bullshit rhetoric for over a decade. The only thing that's changed is his wording so he doesn't get hit with a ban hammer.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Everyone was dumb as a teenager. There's no need to embarass yourself by talking about your particular form of teenage dumb. Unless, of course, you're writing Brick by Brick.

Oh of course I know, I'm just saying that Bob here has well crossed the point of no return in mental development, not to mention that I at least have the awareness to not go full-on autobiographical in a book about something I like.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

“But don’t you dare criticize the same practices Disney does!”
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And here’s some political autism that highlights how dumb he is that was started by some asskissing.
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Can this motherfucker make a point without referencing a movie? I mean the thing he's talking about happened in real life but he's gotta go through the lense of the movie made about it

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Damn, it was probably quite a sight. I should try to do something like that in Rimworld or Kenshi.

Yeah. Still got my own rpg campaign plans. It even features Filmrobert to, just not as a main focus like Adamska

 

[Adamska]

Damn, it was probably quite a sight. I should try to do something like that in Rimworld or Kenshi.

Just a mostly bogstandard manchild take on a modern dystopia via Cyberpunk 2020, with the Zaibatsus being Nintendo and other brands the Global Fascist Bob likes. I mean, his dictator name was Jumpman, Lunar Agrarian revolts were on the rise, and he had a Zombie Lou Albano as an eternal slave and V/A for him, but those were flavor.

Anyways, I came back to ask if Blob has any new shit scripts or shit cooking efforts; I saw his horrid attempt to make a marinade just using spices.

 

[Marissa Moira]

If the world was a Bob utopia, what would it be like?

Let's see:
Bob has a tendency to harass and bother women for attention
Holds a massive grudge against people for decades over petty shit
Feels that he can justify anything by claiming he's just "being himself" and that people should just deal with it because Bob feels that society owe's him something because his feelings got hurt once upon a time UwU.

I dunno, I thought he would be thrilled that Joker's getting another movie

 

[Adamska]

Let's see:
Bob has a tendency to harass and bother women for attention
Holds a massive grudge against people for decades over petty shit
Feels that he can justify anything by claiming he's just "being himself" and that people should just deal with it because Bob feels that society owe's him something because his feelings got hurt once upon a time UwU.

I dunno, I thought he would be thrilled that Joker's getting another movie
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Yeah, but he's a tribalistic moron who literally changed his opinion on movies like the Dark Knight because he heard some Republicans liked the film. Until he heard that he loved it. Then he went on to prove why he's a manchild and loser when he still trumpets from his basement that "DC BAD AND INFERIOR". All because some movie over a decade ago has an audience in a specific demographic he hated.

Like, that's next level bigotry and idiocy.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Yeah, but he's a tribalistic moron who literally changed his opinion on movies like the Dark Knight because he heard some Republicans liked the film. Until he heard that he loved it. Then he went on to prove why he's a manchild and loser when he still trumpets from his basement that "DC BAD AND INFERIOR". All because some movie over a decade ago has an audience in a specific demographic he hated.

Like, that's next level bigotry and idiocy.

Bob should accept that he's a Groyper.

The Alt-Right comes from within his heart.

Maybe one day he can look at himself in the funhouse mirror for the clown he really is.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Does Bob think Mario Galaxy is an accurate depiction of space?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Does Bob think Mario Galaxy is an accurate depiction of space?

yes thats why he wants his Moon Wheat

 

[R.E.O. Spedwagon]

Guys, I think we're wrong about Bob. He's not a failed Nazi...he's a rejected FF14 boss.

https://twitter.com/KalebPrime/status/1196940640640221187

Don't be ridiculous. Bob could never transform into Handsome Squidward.

 

[Adamska]

Does Bob think Mario Galaxy is an accurate depiction of space?

He's still mad and destroyed inside that Mario progressed beyond the 8 bit realm and doesn't come from Brooklyn, so probably.