Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Waluigi_Galleani]

Also is anybody else as perpetually disturbed by MoobieBob's Twitter avatar? Somehow he looks both obese and gaunt at the same time.

 

[BR55]

Seeing Bob's endless whines about science makes me think he never paid any attention in his physics class in high school.

I'm pretty sure that Bob thinks "science" is like the Thor movies where it's essentially magic but there's some technobabble thrown on top so it's not really magic but it might as well be for all the difference it makes.
Considering that he believes that a President Hillary would have resulted in interstellar travel within his lifetime it's as good an explanation as any.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm pretty sure that Bob thinks "science" is like the Thor movies where it's essentially magic but there's some technobabble thrown on top so it's not really magic but it might as well be for all the difference it makes.

To be fair that's a pretty on-point description of how most future tech in Star Trek works.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

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Also is anybody else as perpetually disturbed by MoobieBob's Twitter avatar? Somehow he looks both obese and gaunt at the same time.

He's probably suffering from some mix of malnutrition and/or dehydration. It's far more common for the obese to suffer from these then people realize, due to the type of foods needed to reach and maintain that kind of BMI don't tend to be very nutrient dense and drinks like soda and alcohol actually dehydrate you.

A salad and a glass of water would probably do Bob wonders.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Youtuber FPSDiesel might want to do a video on Bob in the future. He shows him in all his glory in this video;
Cringe Film Tweets

I want more people to love Bob as much as I do.

At 8:19 (while clearly puzzling out the best way to describe Bobbyboi) "Bob Chipman is kinda like the Armond White of video games?" LMAO

*sits on a chair backwards*
Can I get real with you fam? In all seriousness, I don't really have a problem with Bob's Mario costume and I don't know if I ever have. Sure, it's a poor man's Mario costume but by his tipped fedora I think it's the only thing he's ever put real effort into. If you wanna laugh at it then that's fine. I just think it's low hanging fruit especially considering the plethora of bad photos we have of him. I personally think his game overThinker get ups were far worse than him Mario.

Spoiler: Making trench coats cool again

And I have nothing to add to this last one. It's just funny.

If you want to scare a child then Bob with no beard is horrifying,

Spoiler: u were warned!!1

from @LordofCringe7206

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-5222410

from @Gordon Cole

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-2504993

And my personal favorite!

Spoiler: exceptional.png

Snipped by @Rei is shit https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4769455

And all of the wonderful photoshops made by you beautiful bastards.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4769071

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4769521

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4770348

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4775291

and the many more that I'm sure that I've missed.

I found this and thought it was funny too. People are laughing and Bob looks confused. Plus the one bloke with the hat in the middle who looks like he'd rather be anywhere than there.

 

[Bolo]

Hey, we might have some fun later, the Hbomber fag just made a post giving Bob a flick in the ear.

I did't crop all of the political diatribe from the asshole, but it's pretty much "if you are ok with people being exploited in forigner countries, you are a racist".

Of course no one in their right mind should give two shits about what these limp dicks think about anything, but the fun part is that Moviebob tends to lose his shit whenever a popular person "on the left" gives him a hard time. And he can't even peg this fag as a "dirtbag left" or anything of the sorts, he is one the guys his audience looks up to (how sad is that?).

The beauty of this is that Bob can't dismiss it as nobody, he can't attack back with the Nazi calling, and he can't pull out withou looking like a huge pussy. Mind you, it isn't the first time Hbomber had a go with Bob, and it went pretty bad for Bob, so let's see how this plays out.

EDIT: Motherfucker answered just as I posted. Anyway, oh-HO, look who wore the big boy pants today:

So Robert didn't bitch out, but let's see how Robert feels after the bread cult runs him over.

Edit 2: Aaaannd Robert bitches out:

Robert tried to hold strong with the "so, you gonna keep me calling me names punk?" just to end in "Don't worry Hbomber sempai, we are cool ☺."

And "moraly complicated but tasty holyday"... Jesus fuck Robert, no wonder you won't ever fuck in your entire life...

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

EDIT: Motherfucker answered just as I posted. Anyway, oh-HO, look who wore the big boy pants today:

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So Robert didn't bitch out, but let's see how Robert feels after the bread cult runs him over.

Imagine if Hbomb hadn't called him Robert. Would Bob have snapped back in same fashion or just slunked away as his beloved breaded brit chided him?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Hey, we might have some fun later, the Hbomber fag just made a post giving Bob a flick in the ear.

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I did't crop all of the political diatribe from the asshole, but it's pretty much "if you are ok with people being exploited in forigner countries, you are a racist".

Of course no one in their right mind should give two shits about what these limp dicks think about anything, but the fun part is that Moviebob tends to lose his shit whenever a popular person "on the left" gives him a hard time. And he can't even peg this fag as a "dirtbag left" or anything of the sorts, he is one the guys his audience looks up to (how sad is that?).

The beauty of this is that Bob can't dismiss it as nobody, he can't attack back with the Nazi calling, and he can't pull out withou looking like a huge pussy. Mind you, it isn't the first time Hbomber had a go with Bob, and it went pretty bad for Bob, so let's see how this plays out.

EDIT: Motherfucker answered just as I posted. Anyway, oh-HO, look who wore the big boy pants today:

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So Robert didn't bitch out, but let's see how Robert feels after the bread cult runs him over.

Edit 2: Aaaannd Robert bitches out:

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Robert tried to hold strong with the "so, you gonna keep me calling me names punk?" just to end in "Don't worry Hbomber sempai, we are cool ☺."

And "moraly complicated but tasty holyday"... Jesus fuck Robert, no wonder you won't ever fuck in your entire life...

Robert would be the type to be upset if someone told him "ok boomer"

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Does the timeline work? It seems like too much time has passed for the Unspeakable Chicken to have caused this latest bout of gastrointestinal misery. On the other hand, it's pretty hilarious that everyone here predicted imminent sickness when he posted that image, and lo and behold, here we are. We might influence Bob's behavior by speculating on what he's going to do, but I guess his digestive system bows to no one.

It can definitely take a week or so for food poisoning to really hit you. In my experience, the longer it takes to show symptoms, the worse and longer-lasting the symptoms are.

You could not pay me to eat 5 day sauce chicken. Hell, we don't even know how long it had been in his refrigerator before he put it in the sauce.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It wasn’t being called a racist moron that set him. No. It was calling him by his actual name Robert. Cinema Robert why does this bother you?

 

[Jack Awful]

IIRC Most 3d programs use some form of python. Maya has Melscript and Python able to be used for generating specific functions. Stuff like Zbrush doesn't use it but you can kinda get it kinda working if you use a plugin.

It's just generally weird how people keep blurring the lines between everything. You have that whole situation with WeWork that wasn't a tech company but ran itself (into the ground) like one.

Technology is utilized in literally every company. The hammers the Amish use to assemble chairs is technology. People like Bob just fetishize tech because it makes them feel smart and enlightened.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Cinema Robert and HBald both fail to understand the politics of jobs. Check your history, lads. Look to autos. Look to electronic manufacturing. Look to steel.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[LolRaccoon]

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"They hate me because they ain't me."

Why the fuck would I want to be an absolute joke of a reviewer that no one really takes seriously?

 

[Adamska]

"They hate me because they ain't me."

Why the fuck would I want to be an absolute joke of a reviewer that no one really takes seriously?

Also, why would you be jealous of a man who can't shut the fuck up and got fired from every job he ever had, and only has one right now because that company is failing and has one other major content producer?

And why would I be mad at a man who is so dumb he ate five day old chicken?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Hey, we might have some fun later, the Hbomber fag just made a post giving Bob a flick in the ear.

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I did't crop all of the political diatribe from the asshole, but it's pretty much "if you are ok with people being exploited in forigner countries, you are a racist".

Of course no one in their right mind should give two shits about what these limp dicks think about anything, but the fun part is that Moviebob tends to lose his shit whenever a popular person "on the left" gives him a hard time. And he can't even peg this fag as a "dirtbag left" or anything of the sorts, he is one the guys his audience looks up to (how sad is that?).

The beauty of this is that Bob can't dismiss it as nobody, he can't attack back with the Nazi calling, and he can't pull out withou looking like a huge pussy. Mind you, it isn't the first time Hbomber had a go with Bob, and it went pretty bad for Bob, so let's see how this plays out.

EDIT: Motherfucker answered just as I posted. Anyway, oh-HO, look who wore the big boy pants today:

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So Robert didn't bitch out, but let's see how Robert feels after the bread cult runs him over.

Edit 2: Aaaannd Robert bitches out:

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Robert tried to hold strong with the "so, you gonna keep me calling me names punk?" just to end in "Don't worry Hbomber sempai, we are cool ☺."

And "moraly complicated but tasty holyday"... Jesus fuck Robert, no wonder you won't ever fuck in your entire life...

Why does Cinema Robert hate his full name? Did dad call him that when he was disappointed in his worthless son?

I love seeing the intellectual incels fight on twitter. Robert gets owned every time because he really is just a petty, wannabe authoritarian who just wants to screw over conservatives. He’s never given two shits about Foxconn workers in China.

 

[Puck]

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"hate me cause they aint me" hes right on the money i wish i was an obese middle aged man living in a basement apartment whose whole life consists of getting mad on twitter

 

[Mr._Blonde]

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Oh yeah. I wanna be a obese, diabetic wannabe intellectual/failed critic/self-loathing incel. He lives the awesome life, living in his brother's lower basement. He gots it going on.

Hahahaha. Sit and twist on a power drill, ya schmuck.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It wasn’t being called a racist moron that set him. No. It was calling him by his actual name Robert. Cinema Robert why does this bother you?

It's as if he recoiled as if he'd been found out.

 

[lolwatagain]

Also, why would you be jealous of a man who can't shut the fuck up and got fired from every job he ever had, and only has one right now because that company is failing and has one other major content producer?

And why would I be mad at a man who is so dumb he ate five day old chicken?

Cinema Robert is actually driving Escapist further into the ground. Since Cinema Robert's content saturates the Escapist youtube channel, and nobody views his drivel, the youtube algorithm isn't recommending new ZP clips to viewers, because the algorithm thinks that viewers aren't interested in any new Escapist content at all. It's fucking amazing.