Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[XtrmGamr719]

Has anyone compared Bob to some of the famous “incels” like say Elliott Roger?

 

[Ken Rosenberg]

Bob always struck me as a would-be school shooter who never worked up the courage to take Daddy's revolver out of his backpack.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Elliot Rodger was in much better shape and didn't live in a relative's basement. That being said, they do have a lot in common: unattractive to the opposite sex, misogynistic, obsessive consumers of narcotizing media, behavioral problems in school, anger issues, persecution complexes, superiority complexes.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

And more than that, it's dishonest and a spit on the face of people who genuinely thought Obama would bring the change he proclaimed.

Obama won the Nobel peace prize just for getting elected, and spent the next eight years covertly starting wars in the middle east just to arm and fund both sides against each other, dropping bombs on the entire region, drone striking, expanding the surveillance state to a scale the Bush administration only dreamed about, and doing fuck-all to actually improve our intelligence community nor reign in its darker side. All of the above, he did to thundering applause from morons like Bob who stanned for him by calling any and all criticism racist.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Yeah, by just using that one word, maybe showing half-understanding at best at what it means, and not explaining his answer and planks; the superior future is only kind of known because others had to stitch it together from his tard rambles. If you can't do what elementary school children have to do for 2nd grade and up, then you might just be too stupid to partake in your own "superior future".

I mean in his Eugenic future bob would be one of the first to go

 

[Neko GF]

Has anyone compared Bob to some of the famous “incels” like say Elliott Roger?

Robert has a lot in common with Marjan Šiklić. Both are unnaturally angry, both have incredibly entitled attitudes, both want the government to force people to do what they want and both are clearly narcissists.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bears repeating. Makes me embarrassed to like escapist fantasy sometimes.

The very fact you know it's escapist fantasy makes your relationship with it worlds apart from Robert's. One of his main issues is that he takes escapist fantasy way, way too seriously and thinks it's an accurate reflection of political and scientific reality.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Obama won the Nobel peace prize just for getting elected, and spent the next eight years covertly starting wars in the middle east just to arm and fund both sides against each other, dropping bombs on the entire region, drone striking, expanding the surveillance state to a scale the Bush administration only dreamed about, and doing fuck-all to actually improve our intelligence community nor reign in its darker side. All of the above, he did to thundering applause from morons like Bob who stanned for him by calling any and all criticism racist.

He was also known for his creepy Hollywood/pop-culture fetish that mirrors that of Bob's Mario/MCU fetish.

 

[Neko GF]

Someone on Twitter asked the question "You suddenly find yourself on-stage for your own TED Talk. With no prior planning, what's a topic you can discuss for 18 minutes?". As we all know Robert is very big brained individual and would only talk the most interesting and intellectually stimulating topics:

Spoiler: MCU Sperging

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“That movie where Jon Favreau makes pasta so good that Scarlett Johanssen f*cks him (like, right that moment) and Cuban sandwiches that make Sofia Vergara want to (re!)-marry him and it's all meant to be a metaphor for him saying "It wasn't my fault IRON MAN 2 wasn't as good."...

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I'm disappointed in Robert. He's such a galaxy brained individual, he would talk about a couple of shit movies instead of talking about a truly important topic.

He should talk about how the wasteland troglodytes are holding back society and how they deserve to be disenfranchised and oppressed. Or his plan for advancing society to the point that space travel would be common and humans will be able to transfer their "immortal conciousness" into computers. Or how Mario 3 was great that he felt the need to play it in the car instead of attending his grandmother's funeral.

Granted that last topic may be little touchy for Robert:

Spoiler: Mad at the Internet

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“"Good Leftism" is, apparently, live-reading the segment from my first book about the drawn-out illness, death and funeral of my grandmother in a smug fake-reverent tone as comedy fodder for a podcast audience. Nice to have that cleared up. https://t.co/M573llCO7v”

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[Pol Pots Pooter]

The very fact you know it's escapist fantasy makes your relationship with it worlds apart from Robert's. One of his main issues is that he takes escapist fantasy way, way too seriously and thinks it's an accurate reflection of political and scientific reality.

There's a certain amount of truth to it, popular fiction especially sci-fi/fantasy reflects social norms and problems contemporary to the work, and usually (but not always) contains some degree of social commentary. The problem with Bob isn't just that he takes the shit way too seriously -- it still is escapist fantasy -- he tends to draw the completely wrong conclusions due to his overwhelming ideological bias, and is simply too damn stupid to do anything more than completely superficial analysis in terms of concept, theme, and commentary.

Look, for example, his review of Winter Soldier. He's talking about that film in terms of the Bush admin's response to 9/11, which happened more than a decade and a presidential administration prior to the film's release. For the relevance of his commentary about the film and its implications, he may as well be reviewing The Dark Knight, and in fact would have been better off doing so as he completely missed the central points and commentary of Winter Soldier.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

There's a certain amount of truth to it, popular fiction especially sci-fi/fantasy reflects social norms and problems contemporary to the work, and usually (but not always) contains some degree of social commentary. The problem with Bob isn't just that he takes the shit way too seriously -- it still is escapist fantasy -- he tends to draw the completely wrong conclusions due to his overwhelming ideological bias, and is simply too damn stupid to do anything more than completely superficial analysis in terms of concept, theme, and commentary.

Look, for example, his review of Winter Soldier. He's talking about that film in terms of the Bush admin's response to 9/11, which happened more than a decade and a presidential administration prior to the film's release. For the relevance of his commentary about the film and its implications, he may as well be reviewing The Dark Knight, and in fact would have been better off doing so as he completely missed the central points and commentary of Winter Soldier.

When I say he thinks escapist fantasy is an accurate reflection of political and scientific reality, I don't mean that he thinks it reflects the thinking of the time and place it was made, which is true. In fact, it's sort of the reverse. He thinks real life follows the same rules as the fantasy. For example, he thinks a progressive government will lead to replicators and space travel, because in Star Trek there's a progressive government and replicators and space travel. And he doesn't understand cause and effect, whether in fiction or reality.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

Snipped, because I edited that post with follow-up thoughts, realized I didn't make it in time, and didn't want to come off as ninja'ing.

The funny thing is, I once read an op/ed by...Jonah Goldberg, I think...that argued TDK was the perfect conservative film for the age, due to making an argument the surveillance state is necessary to wage fourth-generation warfare. He was completely out his ass, because the film's commentary was that while such strategies are effective, they're not ethical and too damaging to the moral and spiritual character to use. There is no point waging that war, if in the act of waging it one becomes the enemy they're determined to beat.

But, I do think there's definitely something to calling Winter Soldier the perfect "alt-right" film for the age. That is to say, those like Bob claim to be alt-right but in reality aren't, who are entirely distinct from the real alt-right. The movie's about a deep state which plans to use mass data collection, metadata analysis, machine learning, and predictive analytics to discover and destroy dissidents, and fighting that deep state to preserve distinctly American ideals and liberties which said deep state holds antithetical.

When I say he thinks escapist fantasy is an accurate reflection of political and scientific reality, I don't mean that he thinks it reflects the thinking of the time and place it was made, which is true. In fact, it's sort of the reverse. He thinks real life follows the same rules as the fantasy. For example, he thinks a progressive government will lead to replicators and space travel, because in Star Trek there's a progressive government and replicators and space travel. And he doesn't understand cause and effect, whether in fiction or reality.

Even then I hesitate to say he's completely wrong, just too stupid to understand the details are what matter. The USA was the country to put men on the Moon and invent the Internet for a reason, but that wasn't because the country was a leftist authoritarian technocracy, let alone embracing progress for its own sake. And at the same time we were putting men on the Moon and inventing the Internet, we were getting Americans killed in proxy wars across the world, overthrowing democratically-elected governments to install human rights-violating tinpot dictators, fighting for oil on behalf of wealthy autocracies, and a laundry list of other atrocious acts I haven't the time or care to name.

 

[Useless Idiot]

Despite supposedly not being his preferred candidate...
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...Bob is a little butthurt over Harris dropping out of the Presidential race.

Spoiler: I totally didn't want her to be president guys

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Spoiler: Butthurt retweeting, featuring a cow crossover

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I love white people complaining about the all-white debate stage while totally ignoring that the top two picks among black voters according to polling are Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren. Joe Biden has almost 50% support among black democrats nationally. In South Carolina, Biden, Warren and Sanders were the top 3 choices among SC blacks BEFORE Harris dropped out and had a combined 63% support. Those racist black people, choosing white democrats over the black people we all know they should vote for instead!

Maybe people should ask why black democrats prefer septuagenarian white people to Kamala Harris instead of whining that Harris is out in favor of politicians that black democrats actually like more than they like her.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob's Consumer Meme is mentioned at 3:53 in PJW's new video.

 

[Flexo]

The funny thing is, I once read an op/ed by...Jonah Goldberg, I think...that argued TDK was the perfect conservative film for the age, due to making an argument the surveillance state is necessary to wage fourth-generation warfare. He was completely out his ass, because the film's commentary was that while such strategies are effective, they're not ethical and too damaging to the moral and spiritual character to use. There is no point waging that war, if in the act of waging it one becomes the enemy they're determined to beat.

But, I do think there's definitely something to calling Winter Soldier the perfect "alt-right" film for the age. That is to say, those like Bob claim to be alt-right but in reality aren't, who are entirely distinct from the real alt-right. The movie's about a deep state which plans to use mass data collection, metadata analysis, machine learning, and predictive analytics to discover and destroy dissidents, and fighting that deep state to preserve distinctly American ideals and liberties which said deep state holds antithetical.

I remember that review and it was John Nolte, not Goldberg.

In fact I remember Bob sperging out in the comments on it.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I love white people complaining about the all-white debate stage while totally ignoring that the top two picks among black voters according to polling are Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren. Joe Biden has almost 50% support among black democrats nationally. In South Carolina, Biden, Warren and Sanders were the top 3 choices among SC blacks BEFORE Harris dropped out and had a combined 63% support. Those racist black people, choosing white democrats over the black people we all know they should vote for instead!

Maybe people should ask why black democrats prefer septuagenarian white people to Kamala Harris instead of whining that Harris is out in favor of politicians that black democrats actually like more than they like her.

Woke white people are more anti-white* than black people are, film at 11.

*Yes, I would absolutely characterize wanting to replace white people, be it in politics, movies, or whatever, simply because they're white, as anti-white.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I'm not a internet political pundit, but the notion that racism and bigotry can be done away by simple actions such as electing a president or giving repartations is so ludicrous, that it's even more ridiculus to think a vast amoung of people who believes it like that exists. And more than that, it's dishonest and a spit on the face of people who genuinely thought Obama would bring the change he proclaimed.

That's the snag, isn't it? Nothing is ever good enough. No matter how many privileges, carveouts, and gibs get handed out, all that does is drive demands for more because White Man Bad. It's like the incentive structure itself is what's broken here, or something.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

I love white people complaining about the all-white debate stage while totally ignoring that the top two picks among black voters according to polling are Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren. Joe Biden has almost 50% support among black democrats nationally. In South Carolina, Biden, Warren and Sanders were the top 3 choices among SC blacks BEFORE Harris dropped out and had a combined 63% support. Those racist black people, choosing white democrats over the black people we all know they should vote for instead!

Black support for Biden lasts only as long as the Democratic party can keep the lid on his Senate record. That comes to public light, and he's toast with black voters. That also won't last.

I suspect Biden's still in the race because Warren's splitting progressive voters. Biden crashes and burns, his support shifts mostly to Warren, and without Warren publicly bending the knee to the party establishment she's still a wild card in how much progressiveness her campaign takes to the general election. Warren bends the knee and Biden gets the kiss of death, but progressives abandon her for Sanders and we repeat 2016.

I remember that review and it was John Nolte, not Goldberg.

In fact I remember Bob sperging out in the comments on it.

You sure? I remember the review being on NRO, not Breitbart. I remember both of them having plenty of ink to spill on TDKR, but not TDK.

 

[SuperSheep]

I'm disappointed in Robert. He's such a galaxy brained individual, he would talk about a couple of shit movies instead of talking about a truly important topic.

He should talk about how the wasteland troglodytes are holding back society and how they deserve to be disenfranchised and oppressed. Or his plan for advancing society to the point that space travel would be common and humans will be able to transfer their "immortal conciousness" into computers. Or how Mario 3 was great that he felt the need to play it in the car instead of attending his grandmother's funeral.

Something I don't get about Bob. He claims if it wasn't for the wasteland ghouls, we'd have brain uploading and interstellar starships. But the US is only a small percentage of the world. Surely the rest of the planet, lacking these wasteland ghouls, would have been able to develop the technology while leaving the US behind. Or is he an American (or Blue State American) supremacist, who thinks that they alone could figure out this technology he dreams about?

 

[Judge Dredd]

I'll admit that I've been lurking on this thread for only a few weeks, which may be why I'm only at Stage 2.

In his own way, MovieSlob seems to be one of the most repulsive and unlikable of all cows. I'm not surprised he has such an extensive thread here; he seems absolutely committed to making a pompous, bilious, ignorant ass of himself on a daily basis.

How did you get into Moviebob/find this thread?

I always assumed that most of the people here were people familiar with Bob when he had some degree of popularity, so I'm interested in how you got your start.

There’s also that weird instance where he allegedly had a video where he claimed all women are bisexual. The only evidence I have for this video existing was an old Q&A live panel that used to be on the escapist where a women asks him about it and he apologizes for it. Blobo is very weird when it comes to women

That was an early game overthinker video I think. I'm to lazy to watch them all, but there is one game overthinker video that was scrubbed from the internet. It could be that one.

I forget what the overall point of the video was, but I do remember that claim. It was that we had to thank Angelina Jolie movies and her coming out as bi for all women being bi.

I know defending Bob is generally frowned upon here, but I think he might be reading too much into the 2000s fad of women claiming to be bi-curious. I liken it to the current trans-trender fad. And just like trans-trenders, how much it existed outside of the internet and popular films is debatable. I only ever saw it once in real life (it seemed to be for the approval of the guys), which is far from the "all women are naturally bi" claim Bob made.