Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob is in the midst of a massive spergout over the new Star Wars film. And boy is it a doozie.

Spoiler: Canon and Lore aren't real guys, featuring two cow crossovers

Naturally people are lining up in droves to kick Bob's fatass.

Spoiler: The Blowback

If that wasn't enough, he is also attacking the Power Rangers fandom for some reason.

Spoiler: Power Rangers fans are sexist

 

[Adamska]

This smoothbrain is trying to say canon and lore doesn't matter?

Okay, then explain why the fuck you tarded out and began sobbing when you realized Mario was born in the Mushroom Kingdom rather than Brooklyn and can use guns you sensitive fat faggot. He's fictional too afterall, and what should it matter.

But he'd reject this; you know it.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

If that wasn't enough, he is also attacking the Power Rangers fandom for some reason.

Spoiler: Power Rangers fans are sexist

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What is Bob even saying? The last Power Rangers I’ve watched full was Super Mega Force (basically if JJ Abrams was a power ranger) and haven’t seen the Super Sentai shows (I want to see one of that and Kamen Rider because they look sick) but what is Bob even saying and why is this even matter for him?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bob is in the midst of a massive spergout over the new Star Wars film. And boy is it a doozie.

Spoiler: Canon and Lore aren't real guys, featuring two cow crossovers

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Naturally people are lining up in droves to kick Bob's fatass.

Spoiler: The Blowback

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If that wasn't enough, he is also attacking the Power Rangers fandom for some reason.

Spoiler: Power Rangers fans are sexist

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If Bob starts shitting on the Power Rangers, does that mean he'll alienate his buddy Linkara? I can't imagine Bob has too many friends left, what with his exceptionalism on Twitter.

 

[Positron]

Well I don't want to defend Harry Potter, but what about the word 'muggle'?

This word is in-group slang, like "everypony" among bronies.

 

[Rei is shit]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


And he is on a fucking tear with lore sperging. Tell me where mario is from bob?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob is defending movies that will be decanonized just like his beloved Super Mario Bros. Super Show.

 

[Adamska]

Bob is defending movies that will be decanonized just like his beloved Super Mario Bros. Super Show.

It's really funny he's using this argument, because he's proven that he gets just as angry and dejected when Mario was reworked from Brooklyn and when he was given a gun.

But then, that's what happens when you drool out ideas without thinking.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Robert Chipman EXPOSES his SMALL-BRAINED detractors.

Spoiler: They're Just Jealous

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1208637319860957185

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "They hate me cuz they ain't me… "

archived 22 Dec 2019 06:36:15 UTC

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Indeed, Robert's critics could only dream of being like him. I wish I was diabetic, pseudo-intellectual, NEET manchild running a dead YT channel. Indeed there's so much to be jealous of.

Isn’t a political activist? He talks about Nintendo, Movies and Politics. Nothing else. The only reason I pay what little attention to him that I do is because he manages to have absolutely awful takes on all three.

 

[Bolo]

I'l give Robert this, it is stupid to even pretend that you are upset with Star Wars. And I believe most people aren't, the fascinating thing about this whole shit show ain't the movies anymore, but the "emperor has no clothes" situation disney created for themselves.

However, Robert acting like he is above this sort of grift that people are surfing on to get their clicks is top notch hypocrisy. Yes, a bunch of people crying and throwing tantrum about what the force can or can't do is dumb, but the people doing this know what brings eyes to their channel and I remember when Robert got luck with a certain "Pixels" review, full of insults to the actors and film makers, the next couple videos Robert put out they were full on "angry reviewer" mode, trying to reach those clicks and make a brand for himself.

Once Robert realised the Pixels thing was more of a "lightning in a bottle" case, he dropped the act, but my oh my he was very much sucking that "angry review" cock if that meant getting attention, and now he acts above the assholes trending for shitting on star wars, fuck of Robert.

 

[Flexo]

OMG, Bob will you drop the damn Star Wars == King Arthur bullshit! It has more to do with Samurai and Japanese films than with England legends.

Every time! Every time he starts going on about it I just want to stuff him in a suicide booth.

 

[Mola Ram]

OMG, Bob will you drop the damn Star Wars == King Arthur bullshit! It has more to do with Samurai and Japanese films than with England legends.

Every time! Every time he starts going on about it I just want to stuff him in a suicide booth.

I just don't see it. I guess with Obi-Wan and Luke there's something of a Merlin-Arthur dynamic, and with the hidden relationship with Darth Vader there's echoes of Mordred ... but what else is there? There's no sickened land, there's no Grail, there's no Round Table, there's no love triangle over Guinevere (the nascent love triangle is born and dies in the same film) ... where is he getting this?

 

[Flexo]

I just don't see it. I guess with Obi-Wan and Luke there's something of a Merlin-Arthur dynamic, and with the hidden relationship with Darth Vader there's echoes of Mordred ... but what else is there? There's no sickened land, there's no Grail, there's no Round Table, there's no love triangle over Guinevere (the nascent love triangle is born and dies in the same film) ... where is he getting this?

From fucking Disney! He saw little blonde "mort" of Sword and the Stone and little blonde Luke and just made them the same in his brain. You can see this when he does his "Last jedi is a love letter to the fans" video where he shows images of Sword and the Stone when bringing this up.

That movie (which I do enjoy) is MAYBE close to Star Wars, you do have a wizard duel at the end just like obi-wan dueled Darth Vadar but that film has even less to do with its source material than usual for Disney films.

But to top it off, Bob can't ever admit that, he has to sound extra smart and keep name dropping the "proper" title of King Arthur.

I mean I'd LOVE to know at what point in ESB it became L'Morte d'Artur. I'd kill to watch him try and defend this dumbass take to a real scholar.

 

[Mola Ram]

From fucking Disney! He saw little blonde "mort" of Sword and the Stone and little blonde Luke and just made them the same in his brain. You can see this when he does his "Last jedi is a love letter to the fans" video where he shows images of Sword and the Stone when bringing this up.

That movie (which I do enjoy) is MAYBE close to Star Wars, you do have a wizard duel at the end just like obi-wan dueled Darth Vadar but that film has even less to do with its source material than usual for Disney films.

But to top it off, Bob can't ever admit that, he has to sound extra smart and keep name dropping the "proper" title of King Arthur.
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I mean I'd LOVE to know at what point in ESB it became L'Morte d'Artur. I'd kill to watch him try and defend this dumbass take to a real scholar.

So he gets it from a cartoon based on a 20th century novel that even as good as it is bears little resemblance to the actual text. Well, that is the level of thinking I should expect from Bob.

You know, there's way more resemblance between Luke Skywalker's origins and hidden birth and Moses than there is Arthur. Really, they reflect the same mythic archetypes, like a lot of stuff in a series that shamelessly filches from Joseph Campbell. Bob never makes the connection, oddly. I thought autistic people were good at detecting patterns?

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I just don't see it. I guess with Obi-Wan and Luke there's something of a Merlin-Arthur dynamic, and with the hidden relationship with Darth Vader there's echoes of Mordred ... but what else is there? There's no sickened land, there's no Grail, there's no Round Table, there's no love triangle over Guinevere (the nascent love triangle is born and dies in the same film) ... where is he getting this?

He's just making it up based on hearing something about the idea. Like everything else Blob spouts off about he doesn't know anything about Arthurian legend beyond the most surface-level information(irony alert).

The reason I constantly rip on Blob's ignorance is because it is so apparent and self-inflicted. If he spent two hours doing light research he would see that there are no real parallels outside of there are swords.

So many of his tweets follow this pattern. He mentions something else he saw on Twitter or heard in conversation and assumes he now fully understands the topic so he runs around smearing shit all over the walls and calling himself Picasso.

Never change, Blob, you are too damn funny.

 

[Flexo]

So he gets it from a cartoon based on a 20th century novel that even as good as it is bears little resemblance to the actual text. Well, that is the level of thinking I should expect from Bob.

You know, there's way more resemblance between Luke Skywalker's origins and hidden birth and Moses than there is Arthur. Really, they reflect the same mythic archetypes, like a lot of stuff in a series that shamelessly filches from Joseph Campbell. Bob never makes the connection, oddly. I thought autistic people were good at detecting patterns?

I mean i don't know for 100% certain, but just jump to the 2 min mark here

(So you don't have give Bob clicks)

And tell me I'm wrong. He outright cites "common boy who gets a mythological sword."

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I mean i don't know for 100% certain, but just jump to the 2 min mark here

(So you don't have give Bob clicks)

And tell me I'm wrong. He outright cites "common boy who gets a mythological sword."

I like that they point out how fast Blob speaks. Know who else speaks with equal rapidity? Conmen and stereotypical used car salesmen. Why? It is verbal slight of hand. If you speak quickly and pepper your language with words people aren't accustomed to hearing they don't focus on what you are actually saying. Blob says in 1,000 words what most can accomplish in ten.

Mauler laughs at his Patreon link being perpetually visible which made me curious so I headed over there and am astounded by the fact that people give him that much money. I'm sure after fees and taxes(hope you are paying them Blob or damn...that'll be fantastic) it isn't a luxury life but that is survivable especially when you are basement living.

Late I know. This is what I immediately noticed and apologies if this has been noted here before we are on page 2339 after all.

He's not looking to make a living on Patreon but his listed goal is to sustain his life through Patreon.

These two blurbs are visible on my side monitor at the same time and that thing isn't that big. Fucking whiplash from the double think. This guy is a real piece of work.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob is in the midst of a massive spergout over the new Star Wars film. And boy is it a doozie.

Spoiler: Canon and Lore aren't real guys, featuring two cow crossovers

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Naturally people are lining up in droves to kick Bob's fatass.

Spoiler: The Blowback

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If that wasn't enough, he is also attacking the Power Rangers fandom for some reason.

Spoiler: Power Rangers fans are sexist

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Bob’s aware that Power Rangers doesn’t always adapt the Sentai season a year later, right?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob’s aware that Power Rangers doesn’t always adapt the Sentai season a year later, right?

Like everything else he claims to be an expert on, it's not like he watches the show to begin with. He has no idea that Power Rangers doesn't have to use the previous season of the Sentai like they used to.

What is Bob even saying? The last Power Rangers I’ve watched full was Super Mega Force (basically if JJ Abrams was a power ranger) and haven’t seen the Super Sentai shows (I want to see one of that and Kamen Rider because they look sick) but what is Bob even saying and why is this even matter for him?

I really don't understand either what he's trying to say here. First of all there has already been a female green ranger before in Super Sentai, so this isn't really something new. Secondly, I never heard of this Power Rangers fandom sect he is talking about.

I get the feeling he was trying to own the fans by pointing out that this was somehow a victory for social justice and that Power Rangers fans would obviously be upset over it. However, he doesn't really have a reason for why the fans would be upset over this.

In other words, he's pulling shit out of his ass to somehow make this appear to be a controversy when no one has a problem with this in the first place.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Like everything else he claims to be an expert on, it's not like he watches the show to begin with. He has no idea that Power Rangers doesn't have to use the previous season of the Sentai like they used to.


I really don't understand either what he's trying to say here. First of all there has already been a female green ranger before in Super Sentai, so this isn't really something new. Secondly, I never heard of this Power Rangers fandom sect he is talking about.

I get the feeling he was trying to own the fans by pointing out that this was somehow a victory for social justice and that Power Rangers fans would obviously be upset over it. However, he doesn't really have a reason for why the fans would be upset over this.

In other words, he's pulling shit out of his ass to somehow make this appear to be a controversy when no one has a problem with this in the first place.

He has no right to talk about this since Kyuranger (a kick ass season btw) already had not only a female green ranger but a squad of nine rangers that weren’t human. Plus, the team was well received by fans who didn’t care if the team wasn’t all humans.