Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jack Awful]

I got nothing.
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Defending Anita’s hot take on Gamergate.
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Here’s the stupid shit Anita wrote.
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He has been sucking Rise of Skywalker’s dick lately.

Also, “Movie”Bob forgot to point out that the picture on the right is from The Godfather Part II, not III.
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I don't understand why Anita is using reactionary as a pejorative when her feminist gaming movement was reactionary against perceived sexism in gaming.

 

[Positron]

I don't understand why Anita is using reactionary as a pejorative when her feminist gaming movement was reactionary against perceived sexism in gaming.

Pretty much out of the Communist playbook. Communists themselves are reactionaries, but once entrenched in power they put reactionaries to death.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I don't understand why Anita is using reactionary as a pejorative when her feminist gaming movement was reactionary against perceived sexism in gaming.

From her POV sexism in gaming is the status quo, getting rid of it is progress, and those standing in the way are the reactionaries, she wouldn't view herself as reactionary at all

 

[Doctor Placebo]

don't think anyone's posted this tweet here yet, despite having been posted 24 hours ago, but lol

>their sad about coal jerbs

Hey Robert you superior, properly evolved specimen of humanity. It's they're.

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This is the same bullshit "story about space wizards for children" that Patrick Williams pulled. These people pull out all the stops to defend some corporate cash in trash of a once nostalgic franchise, and when they have absolutely nothing left, no argument to make, they suddenly go, "hurr durr, rules don't matter, fiction don't real, nothing matters."

If none of it matters and you really don't care, then shut the fuck up. Clearly you do think it matters or you wouldn't be sinking so much time and effort into defending it. You've just reached the point where deep down you know you were wrong but you won't admit it.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Realistically, my money is on either a film or a web series. Most likely a sequel to Game Overthinker or a Nintendo fan film. I think him mentioning broadcasting is just a coincidence. It could be 2 tweets in 1.

But if Bob is "broadcasting", I think he could be making a streaming set up complete with face cam. Can you imagine him and his brother saying "Thank you for the 10 bits EugenicsLord." or him going on an unfiltered rant about obsolete wasteland ghouls and moon wheat.

An unofficial sequel to The Wizard where Jimmy is now a fat, unlikable asshole that has lost his skills due to diabetes.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

An unofficial sequel to The Wizard where Jimmy is now a fat, unlikable asshole that has lost his skills due to diabetes.

From The Wizard to Wizardchan

 

[Mola Ram]

An unofficial sequel to The Wizard where Jimmy is now a fat, unlikable asshole that has lost his skills due to diabetes.

It's like an even more exceptional version of Doctor Sleep.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Roberto Diabeto makes dozens of enraged political charged hot take tweets every day.

I swear his fans suffer from some form of actual brain damage, because every time he cops flack for his political opinions they seem to somehow not know what his opinions are, despite defending him on Twitter, from which he vomits his opinions in a ceaseless flood. Some commie fan of his called him a centrist once. You have to be extra exceptional to think a guy who rants about how the "America that matters" should take away rights and jobs from every Republican in the country is a centrist just because he loves Hillary and isn't a communist.

Part of the problem with defining Bob's ideology is that he doesn't really have one. His belief system is mostly built around rage to those who he perceives to have wronged him at some point in the past. Any actual position he claims to support is disposable, he will just take whatever position is needed the second he needs it.

Can anyone name one belief Bob has had that he hasn't backtracked on at some point?

 

[Mola Ram]

Can anyone name one belief Bob has had that he hasn't backtracked on at some point?

Mario Mario is our Lord and Saviour.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

God Robert doesn't even have sympathy for FICTIONAL rural Americans that come from a video game.


Bob is most definitely talking about Night in the Woods because of he's replying to one of the developers. scott benson.

Okay I don't exactly remember the story of it, but isn't the plot twist that they were sacrificing people to an Eldritch being to help their town or something? I only remember everything but the story.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Okay I don't exactly remember the story of it, but isn't the plot twist that they were sacrificing people to an Eldritch being to help their town or something? I only remember everything but the story.

From wiki

The group enter the old mines and meet the mysterious group, who are revealed to be a cult. The cult turns out to be behind the kidnappings of several residents, including Casey, taking those whom they deem useless to society and whom they say will "not be missed" into the mines to sacrifice them to a god-like chthonic entity called the Black Goat in exchange for keeping the economy of Possum Springs afloat. The cult's leader allows the group to leave, threatening them never to tell anyone about the cult - however while riding up the mine's elevator, a member of the group attempts to kill Mae. The others manage to save her and the elevator falls, collapsing the mine and presumably trapping the cult underground.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

From wiki

The group enter the old mines and meet the mysterious group, who are revealed to be a cult. The cult turns out to be behind the kidnappings of several residents, including Casey, taking those whom they deem useless to society and whom they say will "not be missed" into the mines to sacrifice them to a god-like chthonic entity called the Black Goat in exchange for keeping the economy of Possum Springs afloat. The cult's leader allows the group to leave, threatening them never to tell anyone about the cult - however while riding up the mine's elevator, a member of the group attempts to kill Mae. The others manage to save her and the elevator falls, collapsing the mine and presumably trapping the cult underground.

Okay, so what makes this twist as being sympathetic to the "obsoletes" if they're written to keep their town above water by any means, also the rest of his nonsense. Also surprised that I actually remembered that sort of correctly.

Oh and Bob would totally be for the cult, he'd sacrifice his own family for his "earned future"

 

[Mola Ram]

Okay, so what makes this twist as being sympathetic to the "obsoletes" if they're written to keep their town above water by any means, also the rest of his nonsense. Also surprised that I actually remembered that sort of correctly.

Oh and Bob would totally be for the cult, he'd sacrifice his own family for his "earned future"

Are we sure Bob isn't talking about the last Far Cry game? I never played that series, but I seem to recall a significant amount of lefty butthurt when the ad campaign made it look like the bad guys were going to be red state Jesusland terrorists, but the actual game turned out to be much more nuanced.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Are we sure Bob isn't talking about the last Far Cry game? I never played that series, but I seem to recall a significant amount of lefty butthurt when the ad campaign made it look like the bad guys were going to be red state Jesusland terrorists, but the actual game turned out to be much more nuanced.

That is true. However, Far Cry 5 isn't an indie game by any stretch of the definition. Hence why I do think he is referring to A Night in the Woods since that seems to fit the bill the most.

Knowing Bob though, it could literally be any game since he'll interpret the most random shit in things where they don't exist.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Part of the problem with defining Bob's ideology is that he doesn't really have one. His belief system is mostly built around rage to those who he perceives to have wronged him at some point in the past. Any actual position he claims to support is disposable, he will just take whatever position is needed the second he needs it.

Can anyone name one belief Bob has had that he hasn't backtracked on at some point?

Bob is a radical Nintendo and Disney fundamentalist. Allahu Mario.

 

[Red Hood]

Okay, so what makes this twist as being sympathetic to the "obsoletes" if they're written to keep their town above water by any means, also the rest of his nonsense. Also surprised that I actually remembered that sort of correctly.

Oh and Bob would totally be for the cult, he'd sacrifice his own family for his "earned future"

It's Bob Neverfucking Chipman, he probably didn't play the game and is just parroting an interpretation one of his dumbass journo buddies fed him.

 

[Rei is shit]

Oh no he doesn't deserve this




his night in the woods tweet got him lots of shit and associated sperging



Lose some braincells by trying to make sense of this



Defending m'lady



Galaxie 500 brain takes


And lastly, various bob christmas photos

Spoiler

This one is perfect for coomer edits

BONUS - RLMs 70min sw video is >1mil less than 24hrs later

 

[Knyttet]

Lose some braincells by trying to make sense of this
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Freedom of movement within the EU is actually one of the worst aspects of the EU. All the dreck from shitholes like Romania immigrate to the wealthy nations were they proceed to commit crimes.

Every european hates gypsies and the EU's free movement just gives the gypsies legal right to take their burglary tours anywhere they want.

Also, if Bob had actually been to Europe he would know that the free and unrestrained movement only exists on paper, since you still need to check someone's passport to see if they're an EU citizen. Meaning that even if you in theory don't have to show your passport at the airport, in practice you still do. Plus, how strict you follow the EU rules varies greatly between the membership nations. Some countries don't give a fuck and won't let you in even though your an EU citizen and some countries let everyone in without even checking their passports or bags.

It's almost as if Bob thinks he's an expert on everything, but really he is talking out of his ass about things he has never experienced and knows nothing about!

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"i don't have time to explain this. Just google it."

What do you mean you don't have time? It takes five minutes at most and all you do is sit on Twitter all day! You always find time to sperg on Twitter, even in the middle of your sister's wedding, ffs! But now when your losing an argument your time is extremely precious and you have to leave immediately? Fuck off, Bob!

 

[Water-T]

That's what's so sad about you, Blob. You don't even suck The Mouse's dick for cash. You do it for free.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Alien 3 for me was ruined by the executives at 20th Century Fox being dicks to David Fincher. There’s some scenes in the movie I felt he could’ve perfected had not been Fox’s interferences.

Just because a movie is weak does not mean that it can't have iconic moments(cough)Batman v Superman(cough).