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Within which Bob threatens to shoot someone. Robert the Blob, fastest gun slightly north of Boston.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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If you want to know whether a dude respects women or not, watch how he treats the ones who have opposing views to him. You've now seen how he would treat all woman if he could get away with it.
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Bob, the man who can’t sympathize with a character solely because of his race, has the temerity to accuse others of being racist. It’s pretty much beat-for-beat his reaction to Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, and I guarantee you that if you swapped out the race of the main characters in both movies he’d be slobbering all over them.
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Blobert is starting to confuse real life with his fantasies.
"Pretty Good with my .357" means he's fired it at a range 2-3X in a year.
And if he thinks that the weapons being turned out by the 3D printers are just zip-guns just shows how fucking stupid he is.
And I want to see him fire a .357 without breaking his flabby wrists.
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Or much less get his fat finger around the trigger.
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It’s funny that Bob was primed to hate the Joker by the troons and real women he lusts after before it even came out because it is a leftist movie.
At its core, it’s a movie about mental illness, poverty, working class vs upper class.
At its core, it’s a movie about mental illness, poverty, working class vs upper class.
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I'd say even 2 or 3 times in his life would be pretty optimistic. It honestly wouldn't even surprise me if his gun ins't even a .357, and he's just saying .357 because that caliber how pop culture recognition.
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He looks like someone shot Bob with a normalization ray. More visual proof that Bob came out wrong.
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Retaking from the whole "real workers dont live in London" and the "Joker doesnt say anything" I will give something, this really just add salt to the wound. People on the countryside regardless of color and creed love to mock the faggots on bigger cities specially those that have so little problems they get to air every though fart they have on Twitter. People in big cities dont feel like the proletariat, they feel like rats that have so much shit going on they cant just tell this fuckers to shut up.
I will honestly put a bullet on the head of one of these guys before a klansman. The dixie faggot wont pretend he likes me just to lecture me afterwards on how much better he is than me.
Fuck the Oscars, fuck journos and fuck the Great Man in the Sky that spits on my face every mornin to liberate me.
I will honestly put a bullet on the head of one of these guys before a klansman. The dixie faggot wont pretend he likes me just to lecture me afterwards on how much better he is than me.
Fuck the Oscars, fuck journos and fuck the Great Man in the Sky that spits on my face every mornin to liberate me.
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That's a bit more accurate IMO.
Fat angry manchild admits he wants to kill, probably with a gun he cannot legally use as it requires hours of training to get a class A license. Reminder this is just after he tard squealed in fear when he thought he and his enabler brother bullied a man out of his job.
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That's not a threat of violence you sped and no one outside of your trooned up circle actually believes you have the fortitude to withstand the recoil of a .357.
In other news, I cannot wait for his much ballyhooed video on Lord of the Rings.
E. M. DuBois on Twitter: "Enough to know they need to be planned ahea…
archived 29 Dec 2019 00:51:48 UTC
And you know, Cinema Robert suffers no fools! You can feel his smug condescension dripping from his pores. Bobbyboi, get bent. You're not a writer no matter how many people buy your book out of pitty. Remember when you and your family cried to who you thought was the boss of the man who read your memoir?
Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Congratulations! Let me know in 10 years if …
archived 29 Dec 2019 01:21:11 UTC
Back on topic,
And E.M. DuBois isn't kidding. Take it for what you will but he has written his own story.
Granted, it's published through Smashwords, and it was described by someone who follows Bob as "a predatory vanity press that will publish literally anything if you pay them". How dare those predators use such predatory tactics as taking your money to provide a service and then provide said service. Wolves in sheep's clothing I tell ya!
archive.ph
Marshall Honorof on Twitter: "Incidentally, I worked in publishing fo…
archived 29 Dec 2019 01:34:09 UTC
All of which leads to this paste eating take.
The Invisible Man on Twitter: "What about the MCU isn't that a prime …
archived 29 Dec 2019 01:00:17 UTC
Which lead to this...gotcha?
Bob Chipman on Twitter: "...you tell me 😎 https://t.co/bGZi7LPFpj… "
archived 29 Dec 2019 01:09:01 UTC
Guess what how long it took me to confirm this fellow Bobbologist! Literal! Seconds!
Now Bob might argue, if he bothered to look up anything or attempted to better himself in any fashion, that Tolkien did many, many rewrites of LotR so CLEARLY he had no plan. All of this ignoring the fact that Tolkien had a number of his ideas taking shape in things like his early drafts of The Silmarillion. But let us remember this is to defend the new Star Wars trilogy which has been found out to have zero plan for the story which irreparably harmed the movies so there is no length to great to defend our Mouse's honor.
tl;dr
Star Wars had zero plan and that's ok! The Lord of the Rings had no plan and that's wrong! Please continue to consume and don't ask questions.
Rei is shit
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What this is in reference to is hysterical
Bob really has sympathy for drug addicts. Just ignore all the shit he posted showing otherwise, including the cap of one of his tweets right fucking here
(sidenote why did he spell elegies like that?)
YOU dont know what STUPID means
This is just fucking dumb
Bob was wrong about star wars, so anyone else saying its petered out is wrong too
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Bob going to a shooting range? Hmm. On one hand, he does have a lot of blind idiot rage that venting on some targets might be something that he'd plausibly enjoy. On the other hand, he never leaves the house, in favor of the "company" of his Twitter "friends" who sneer at anyone who actually enjoys guns. Also, as stated by others, he'd probably injure his wrist. So I'm pressing X to doubt on that.
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It wasn't supposed to end like this. Me and my friends were going to teach that fat fuck Moviebob a lesson neither he nor his internet buddies were ever going to forget. We were going to start with Bob and move our way up to Anita and Zoe. Our plan started with three of us. But now there's only me and I pray I survive.
Finding his address was easy enough. So was breaking down his basement door. But little did I know that's where my troubles began. For the instant his door went crashing open, a powerful miasma billowed like smoke from a burning building. Luckily me and my friend Tyler came in disguise. He was wearing his fur suit and I was wearing my OC Naruto cosplay complete with the GamerGate symbol on my forehead band and a super badass skull bandanna covering my face.. But Lucas wasn't so lucky. He decided dress up as Brianna Wu and because he didn't have a mask, he immediately began to choke. It was like watching that scene in Total Recall where that guy is on the surface of Mars and his eyes were bulging out of his head as he struggled to breathe. But Tyler and I knew we had to complete our mission and avenge Lucas.
The stink was so thick we could feel it on our skin and I could feel it soaking through my super badass skull bandanna. But since Tyler was in his fur suit and therefore he was used to the smell of putrid body odor and loaded diapers, he pressed on ahead with his unsheathed katana. But not ten steps later, he stepped on a wire stretched across the floor which in turn activated a spring loaded trap which in turn flung a five gallon bucket full of mayonnaise at him. With his five thousand dollar custom fursuit ruined, Tyler thought it couldn't get any worse. I wish that would have been the worst of it.
Next I heard Tyler fall to the ground with a wet splat. He screamed for help as he was drug into the shadows of the basement. But despite his screams, I heard a thick Bostonian accent shriek "Home Alone Bitches!"
Out of the shadows emerged a monstrous white blob with a goatee. It didn't have any feet so it scooted itself across the moist basement ground like a slug. It then looked at me and said "I knew you GamerGate troglodytes would come for me. That's why I rigged my home with traps Macaulay Culkin style!"
"You fatso" I shouted. "What did you do with Tyler?"
"You mean your friend?" I heard him ask. "He's right here. Maybe you'd like to say goodbye to him?"
With that, Bob's fat jiggled and I saw Tyler's mayonnaise-covered fursuit emerge. I'll never forget how he squirmed while screaming "Help me! Help me!" Bob's fat jiggled and rolled to bring Tyler's helpless body to Bob's open mouth. I didn't stick around to find out what happened to my friend. All that mattered was getting the hell away from that basement. I ran for my life even as my super badass skull bandanna disintegrated into nothing. But now I was exposed. Blisters began to rapidly boil on my exposed skin and I could feel them bursting in my lungs. I started my mission with my two best friends but now I'm the only one left and I pray I survive this fool's errand.
Finding his address was easy enough. So was breaking down his basement door. But little did I know that's where my troubles began. For the instant his door went crashing open, a powerful miasma billowed like smoke from a burning building. Luckily me and my friend Tyler came in disguise. He was wearing his fur suit and I was wearing my OC Naruto cosplay complete with the GamerGate symbol on my forehead band and a super badass skull bandanna covering my face.. But Lucas wasn't so lucky. He decided dress up as Brianna Wu and because he didn't have a mask, he immediately began to choke. It was like watching that scene in Total Recall where that guy is on the surface of Mars and his eyes were bulging out of his head as he struggled to breathe. But Tyler and I knew we had to complete our mission and avenge Lucas.
The stink was so thick we could feel it on our skin and I could feel it soaking through my super badass skull bandanna. But since Tyler was in his fur suit and therefore he was used to the smell of putrid body odor and loaded diapers, he pressed on ahead with his unsheathed katana. But not ten steps later, he stepped on a wire stretched across the floor which in turn activated a spring loaded trap which in turn flung a five gallon bucket full of mayonnaise at him. With his five thousand dollar custom fursuit ruined, Tyler thought it couldn't get any worse. I wish that would have been the worst of it.
Next I heard Tyler fall to the ground with a wet splat. He screamed for help as he was drug into the shadows of the basement. But despite his screams, I heard a thick Bostonian accent shriek "Home Alone Bitches!"
Out of the shadows emerged a monstrous white blob with a goatee. It didn't have any feet so it scooted itself across the moist basement ground like a slug. It then looked at me and said "I knew you GamerGate troglodytes would come for me. That's why I rigged my home with traps Macaulay Culkin style!"
"You fatso" I shouted. "What did you do with Tyler?"
"You mean your friend?" I heard him ask. "He's right here. Maybe you'd like to say goodbye to him?"
With that, Bob's fat jiggled and I saw Tyler's mayonnaise-covered fursuit emerge. I'll never forget how he squirmed while screaming "Help me! Help me!" Bob's fat jiggled and rolled to bring Tyler's helpless body to Bob's open mouth. I didn't stick around to find out what happened to my friend. All that mattered was getting the hell away from that basement. I ran for my life even as my super badass skull bandanna disintegrated into nothing. But now I was exposed. Blisters began to rapidly boil on my exposed skin and I could feel them bursting in my lungs. I started my mission with my two best friends but now I'm the only one left and I pray I survive this fool's errand.
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No, you are just too low IQ to understand the mastery of intellect that is harnessed by Screenplay Robertus. I mean just look at those big words he used! Everyone knows intelligence can be measured by how many big words you throw into a single sentence!
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Too bad feminists have pretty much given up on making "mansplaining" a thing because this would be it.
https://archive.ph/VPBBC
Bob Chipman on Twitter
“Wow. You're so COOL. Not like all the other girls, who are NOT cool and get in the way with their thin skin and offendedness. So cool. https://t.co/4D1h6wUGIJ”twitter.com
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That's not a threat of violence you sped and no one outside of your trooned up circle actually believes you have the fortitude to withstand the recoil of a .357.
In other news, I cannot wait for his much ballyhooed video on Lord of the Rings.
So the initial argument from Bob seems to be even though Star Wars had no framework to hold up the trilogy and was made up on the fly, trust in the Mouse because you don't need pesky things like outlines to hold you back. Everyone knows that once you have a plan THERE IS NO CHANGING THE PLAN ALTERATIONS ARE FOR CENTRISTS REEEE! To which the dirty Marine tells our holy Blob, no you really do need some sort of guide. Bobbyboi fires back with "RING LORDS DIDN'T HAVE PLAN WHEN IT WROTEN! IT NO START AS SEQUEL! IT MAGIKED ITSELF TO BE SEQUEL AT RANDOM AFTER TEH FACT!"Like any good story, this one begins with Disney doing nothing wrong and knowing that plans are for the obsolete. There's build up for this so please bear with me.E. M. DuBois on Twitter: "Enough to know they need to be planned ahea…
archived 29 Dec 2019 00:51:48 UTC
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And you know, Cinema Robert suffers no fools! You can feel his smug condescension dripping from his pores. Bobbyboi, get bent. You're not a writer no matter how many people buy your book out of pitty. Remember when you and your family cried to who you thought was the boss of the man who read your memoir?
View attachment 1071796Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Congratulations! Let me know in 10 years if …
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Back on topic,
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And E.M. DuBois isn't kidding. Take it for what you will but he has written his own story.
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Granted, it's published through Smashwords, and it was described by someone who follows Bob as "a predatory vanity press that will publish literally anything if you pay them". How dare those predators use such predatory tactics as taking your money to provide a service and then provide said service. Wolves in sheep's clothing I tell ya!
View attachment 1071812Marshall Honorof on Twitter: "Incidentally, I worked in publishing fo…
archived 29 Dec 2019 01:34:09 UTC
All of which leads to this paste eating take.
View attachment 1071784The Invisible Man on Twitter: "What about the MCU isn't that a prime …
archived 29 Dec 2019 01:00:17 UTC
Which lead to this...gotcha?
View attachment 1071785Bob Chipman on Twitter: "...you tell me 😎 https://t.co/bGZi7LPFpj… "
archived 29 Dec 2019 01:09:01 UTC
Guess what how long it took me to confirm this fellow Bobbologist! Literal! Seconds!
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Now Bob might argue, if he bothered to look up anything or attempted to better himself in any fashion, that Tolkien did many, many rewrites of LotR so CLEARLY he had no plan. All of this ignoring the fact that Tolkien had a number of his ideas taking shape in things like his early drafts of The Silmarillion. But let us remember this is to defend the new Star Wars trilogy which has been found out to have zero plan for the story which irreparably harmed the movies so there is no length to great to defend our Mouse's honor.
tl;dr
Star Wars had zero plan and that's ok! The Lord of the Rings had no plan and that's wrong! Please continue to consume and don't ask questions.
To be fair, they're both being autistic. Having no plan leaves the story feeling uneven and unpolished, just like the ST. But even if you plan everything down the smallest detail, you can still have a change of heart or come up with a different idea. It's not an all or nothing type of thing.
In regards to the Hobbit/LotR, I assume he's referring to the fact that Tolkien went back and edited the scene with Gollum in The Hobbit for the second edition to bring it more inline with LotR. It was originally just a magic ring until Tolkien started plotting LotR and rewrote the passage so the ring had a more corrupting influence on Gollum.
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He was about one "roastie" away from earning the coveted wizard hat twitter icon with that exchange.
Lensherr
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Newsflash asshole, "deaths of despair" is a catch-all term used to describe deaths due to drug overdose, suicide, and alcoholic liver disease. And it's been contributing to declining American life expectancy for the third straight year now. And it cuts across gender, racial, and ethnic lines.
Life expectancy in the US keeps going down, and a new study says America’s worsening inequality could be to blame
According to new research, the average American's life expectancy has once again gone down, despite the nation's billion-dollar health care system.
www.businessinsider.my
But sure, let's just dismiss the people suffering from this crisis as "Nazis" who deserve it.
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Bob knows all about addiction! He has close friends who died from their addictions. Nice story Bob, but I don't believe you've had a close friend since middle school. I guess Chris counts, but he's still alive.
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