Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

I'm Bob's pallbearer blazer's straining button.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Fuck me, those instagram "look at me, I am having fun, my life is worth having" posts are sad as fuck.

Why would he even post that? Robert seems adamant in showing everybody that he doesn't have a pathetic life, and still he post pictures of him drinking alone in a bar.

And he most definitely was alone, otherwise he would slip a "having a great new year with great friends" or some shit.

Yeah, and even if he wasn’t alone (he was), he definitely ignored them the whole time to make his super-important tweets. What a fun night!

 

[Adamska]

I reckon he's doing more of those instagram posts since he hates being called what he is; a mentally challenged NEET filled with rage and who lives in a basement. This is him passive aggressively attempting to disprove that; similar to how he reads wiki articles and thesauruses to pretend he's smart.

 

[Rei is shit]

Lots of various superior moon wheat future sperging






RON HOWARD NOOOOOOOOO
(at least he learned how to spell elegy)


Morality = inferior obsolete preteen robert


The evolved superior economy is barista jobs


Except only mayonnaise ghouls should be getting paid minimum wage, or that is what I think he is trying to say here

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Real talk though: Lol at Kelly K's daughter spending 7 years and (presumably) tens of thousands of dollars to be making over $10k less than the median US annual income. I wonder what her degree is in.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I actually have a question about this thing. According to his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he defended some pedo named Nick 'Sarah' Nyberg during GooberGate. I vaguely remember Nyberg being brought up at the time but also remember being a little confused by the whole thing, because none of Nyberg's defenders EVER provided evidence to his innocence (though I guess I could be wrong about this, I just never saw it happen).

I guess my main question is if these people are in fact guilty of "no-no bad touching" kids and Bob defended them, how come that's not something that get brought up about Bob more often like the eugenics/"Trump Nation" stuff? I get he talks about the Trump stuff more often so it's easier to get him on that, but still, defending pedo's?

I think there are 2 main reasons.

1. The accusations against Nyberg and Faraci were never proven in court. Faraci was metoo'd before it had the name. I don't know why Nyberg was not convicted. My guess would be either their family was connected, or there was no complaint by the victim. I could be wrong as well, but I think most lefties bought the "I was just being an edgelord" excuse.

2. I don't know about Bob defending Nyberg, but his involvement with Faraci was simply looking the other way for a friend. He wasn't actively covering it up as far as I know, and he came clean when Faraci was outed.

2.5 Bob might act like a Twitter stalker these days, but back then Bob was a fedora tipping hover hander. He was mostly harmless, and I don't think he actually did anything. Another possibility is that Bob was simply too stupid, too naive, or too autistic to realize Faraci was a creep.

 

[Jack Awful]

I actually have a question about this thing. According to his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he defended some pedo named Nick 'Sarah' Nyberg during GooberGate. I vaguely remember Nyberg being brought up at the time but also remember being a little confused by the whole thing, because none of Nyberg's defenders EVER provided evidence to his innocence (though I guess I could be wrong about this, I just never saw it happen).

I guess my main question is if these people are in fact guilty of "no-no bad touching" kids and Bob defended them, how come that's not something that get brought up about Bob more often like the eugenics/"Trump Nation" stuff? I get he talks about the Trump stuff more often so it's easier to get him on that, but still, defending pedo's?

His defense was it was edgy humor.
Like, "I only shared lewd photos of my extremely underage cousin with my friends in IRC and then said how much I wanted to fuck her as a joke" and people believed him because him being guilty would hurt his side and the trans people aren't predators narrative.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Morality = inferior obsolete preteen robert

Bob's just angry that the priest thought he was too ugly and fat to fondle.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Real talk though: Lol at Kelly K's daughter spending 7 years and (presumably) tens of thousands of dollars to be making over $10k less than the median US annual income. I wonder what her degree is in.

something utterly useless. Sociology, Psychology, Journalism, or anything ending in “studies”.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob’s unsurprisingly super ignorant when it comes to getting jobs after graduating with a bachelors degree. By the time people get their bachelors, they struggle to find jobs based on their field and are forced to keep working at jobs like bartending or retail for the time being until something opens up as well as paying off debt and saving money for grad school.

Of course, I guess getting a useless degree such as film criticism at a community college makes you more of a superior being than graduating at a big college in civil engineering.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Bob's just angry that the priest thought he was too ugly and fat to fondle.

He probably quit when he realized they were talking about a guy named Jesus and not Miyamoto.

 

[Useless Idiot]

Robert spergs about Brexit and the evil Britbongs are holding back the superior future™. Calls the Britbongs "mediocres".

Spoiler: Mediocre Britbongs

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Hard to see a clearer visualization of how the only greater motivator in #Brexit than the racism was the hatred of those with global ambition/ability by regressives who lack the vision/ambition (or, more likely, the usefulness) to be more than a provincial lump. https://t.co/IXFSgJlfJg”

twitter.com

I know this is beating a dead horse and variations of this have been posted a million times but: Bob is a single childless manchild living in the town of his birth whose job is making critical videos primarily focused on movies designed to appeal to 15 year olds. He literally doesn't live or work outside the STATE HE WAS BORN IN and is not particularly well-traveled yet acts like some kind of globetrotting hyper-worldly cosmopolitan.

Bob IS a provincial hick! Evel Knievel could not jump the gap between who Bob thinks he is and who he actually is. It's wider than the fucking Grand Canyon

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob's never lived in non-family provided housing. He's astoundingly sheltered in all aspects of his life and his real-life experiences are pathetically small. Chris-Chan is a daring and adventurous cosmopolitan compared to Bob.

I can't wait for Bob to get banned from Twitter. I have a feeling that day grows near as the 2020 election approaches.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I can't wait for Bob to get banned from Twitter. I have a feeling that day grows near as the 2020 election approaches.

I agree. Partly because it would be funny and partly because it might do him some good.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It's too late. Nothing would do Bob much good at this point. I don't think that Bob's capable of the kind of honest introspection and hard work that it would take to make major changes in his life or personality. He'll just move on to another medium to spew his rage. Facebook, Mastodon, Instagram. He'll pick one and keep being the same pig-ignorant asshole he's always been. His audience will certainly shrink but that's been going on already, for quite some time.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I know this is beating a dead horse and variations of this have been posted a million times but: Bob is a single childless manchild living in the town of his birth whose job is making critical videos primarily focused on movies designed to appeal to 15 year olds. He literally doesn't live or work outside the STATE HE WAS BORN IN and is not particularly well-traveled yet acts like some kind of globetrotting hyper-worldly cosmopolitan.

Bob IS a provincial hick! Evel Knievel could not jump the gap between who Bob thinks he is and who he actually is. It's wider than the fucking Grand Canyon

He can't even speak more than one language! And he never will, because if the fat dumb motherfucker can't even do something as simple as use a green screen right after all these years of using it every day for his livelihood, there's no way he'll ever have any hope of something as difficult and useless (to him) as learning Mandarin. What the fuck does he even think he'll do with Mandarin anyway? The Chinese have no need for or interest in a fat incompetent baizuo foreigner film critic; they won't watch his videos and they sure as hell won't let him immigrate to China (not that a censored internet and massive pollution would do anything good for him anyway). He's not going to impress some cute Chinese girl because he's a gross perma-virgin and China's gender imbalance means that Bob has incredible amounts of competition on the Chinese dating scene. And it's not like China is producing films of international cultural significance either, since their government hasn't realized that they can't just buy their way to international propaganda dominance. I doubt that learning Mandarin would even give him any SocJus cred with the assholes he sucks up to, because their movement is itself incredibly provincial: very white and totally America-centered. Perhaps Bob is hoping to become a cog in the Disney machine? That, or mindless "Superior Future" fetishism is all I can figure. It's so weird.

I agree. Partly because it would be funny and partly because it might do him some good.

While it would be satisfying to see him suffer some consequences that would be meaningful to him for being a hate-filled bigot, we would then have to get our Bob content from his awful unwatchable videos, where he is substantially less likely to drop such gems as "stole the future I EARNED". Also, Bob is beyond help. He has the lethal trifecta that is utterly impervious to improvement: autism, low IQ, and narcissism. He's practically a less gay and pedophiliac ( ) ClawShrimpy at this point.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bobs understanding of the EU is a little odd, he seems to think it's some sort of unified european superstate or step towards some sort of one world goverment rather than a series of trade, legal, economic and diplomatic agreements based on mutual benifit. I mean the entire reason the UK gets to leave is because it isnt a superstate. If I was generous with Bob I'd suggest he see's it as a stepping stone to the sooperior fotucha , more honestly I think he's just that dumb and this is coming from someone who thinks leaving the EU is a bad idea.

God only knows what he thinks of the UN

 

[SinEater]

I get the same hourly pay working at 7-11 as I did working in a computer recycling company. I'm a coffee jockey/cash register scarecrow. I'm getting paid too much and filling my fat stupid hole with $1 buffalo wings. Welcome to the superior future?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Real talk though: Lol at Kelly K's daughter spending 7 years and (presumably) tens of thousands of dollars to be making over $10k less than the median US annual income. I wonder what her degree is in.

spending 7 years being too lazy/useless to get a proper job, by the sound of it

 

[BubbleButt]

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You're gonna need something at least that big to fit your bloated corpse into, friendo.