Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Well she made fun of him a while back, she's a right wing talking head and a woman. All three are guarentied to enrage Bob beyond words and together they provide an excuse for him to be all he can be.
I'm not sure she ever made fun of Bob. I also don't think she is, or would call herself, right wing. From what I gather from her feed and the company she keeps, I know I know, is if anything she's just left of Tim Pool.
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I get the feeling that she's on the left, has seen the BS happening to her political side, got tired of it, and started calling them out. That makes her worse than a republican. It makes her a CLASS TRAITOR! You add in the fact that she does have a legit vagina and won't give Bob a bite of her cookie then she must be purged. I'm pretty sure that Bob saw a bunch of other retarded marxists/socialist getting mad for whatever reason. He then proceeded to say stupid "well akshually" shit to her until she blocked his pathetic ass.

She's also Australian. lol
 
Robert is still mad at the Britbongs for not liking Prince Harry and Meghan Markle:
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Robert being the tolerant galaxy-brained individual, claims that everyone who votes differently from him is brainless and that they "don't matter" for 478,897.434th time
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Robert ramblems about the superior future , the idea of a Bernie Sanders Presidency would push a narrative that would enable the "transfer of capital from functioning states failed ones". Displays his hatred for the Rustbelt and it's voters.
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Bob discovers that some strains of environmentalism lines up with his desire to genocide the midwest
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"why is everyone talking about ricky gervais when selma hayek exists" - Robert 2 days ago
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Robert does a 180 on bernie. I guess it finally got a whiff of which way the wind is blowing.
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He lies about what he eats
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He knows right that Prince Harry children’s will not become king or queen? He is not the firstborn son of Charles. William is.
You're expecting Bob to know something that doesn't relate to the SUPERIOR FUTURE (which he won't be in), so no.
 
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He knows right that Prince Harry children’s will not become king or queen? He is not the firstborn son of Charles. William is.
It's hardly shocking that Robert is ignorant on this topic. Robert has piss poor knowledge on the political ongoings and structure of his own country, so it should be no surprise that he's ignorant about the political/ monarchical structure of a foreign country. That and as @REGENDarySumanai said, it has very little to do with the superior future.
 
I'm not sure she ever made fun of Bob. I also don't think she is, or would call herself, right wing. From what I gather from her feed and the company she keeps, I know I know, is if anything she's just left of Tim Pool.
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I get the feeling that she's on the left, has seen the BS happening to her political side, got tired of it, and started calling them out. That makes her worse than a republican. It makes her a CLASS TRAITOR! You add in the fact that she does have a legit vagina and won't give Bob a bite of her cookie then she must be purged. I'm pretty sure that Bob saw a bunch of other exceptional marxists/socialist getting mad for whatever reason. He then proceeded to say stupid "well akshually" shit to her until she blocked his pathetic ass.

She's also Australian. lol
Except Robert strongly dislikes class rhetoric, and has actually bashed Terese for occasionally using it. She's an anti-SJW leftist, so she's worse than a class traitor. She's a WOKE TRAITOR.

So is Bob more of a tyranny chaser than trying to catch some pussy?
Calling Robert a "tyranny chaser" is an incredibly accurate typo. The only thing that gets him harder than woke trannies is the idea of the government taking away all the rights of people he doesn't like.

Robert is still mad at the Britbongs for not liking Prince Harry and Meghan Markle:
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What the hell is Diabeeto on about? I feel like he's trying to reference some specific historical event but is so clueless about what actually happened he's making zero sense. The only times I know of when some British royal fled the country and their kid came back and took over were as part of the lengthy Catholic vs Protestant conflicts, and Fedorabob shouldn't have any hat in that race.
 
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Bob, you're not a boogeyman to anyone. You're a punching bag for people to make fun of and pejorative to mock others with. I know it's been talked about before but there is no way that Bob doesn't constantly search for mentions of his name, whether it's google alerts or he autistically has three different browsers constantly searching for new mentions of Bob Chipman, Robert Chipman, Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman, Cinema Robert, or Blobenfuer to name a few. This is, like, the fifth person I've seen who has NO connection to Bob that only mentions his name and Bob somehow finds it. It's like reverse SEO or something.

 
What the hell is Diabeeto on about? I feel like he's trying to reference some specific historical event but is so clueless about what actually happened he's making zero sense. The only times I know of when some British royal fled the country and their kid came back and took over were as part of the lengthy Catholic vs Protestant conflicts, and Fedorabob shouldn't have any hat in that race.

He thinks this is the part of the "movie" where the disgraced member of the family leaves to later come back with a claim to the throne, making all those meanie heads who kicked them out sorry.

Except that's stupid because the royal family is essentially powerless and Bob Doesn't Know How Things Work.
 
He knows right that Prince Harry children’s will not become king or queen? He is not the firstborn son of Charles. William is.
Robert is incredibly stupid and “woke” to the point logic doesnt exist for him. In his fantasy Meghan and Harry are the rightful rulers so England can have a mixed race King eventually.
 
Bob, you're not a boogeyman to anyone. You're a punching bag for people to make fun of and pejorative to mock others with. I know it's been talked about before but there is no way that Bob doesn't constantly search for mentions of his name, whether it's google alerts or he autistically has three different browsers constantly searching for new mentions of Bob Chipman, Robert Chipman, Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman, Cinema Robert, or Blobenfuer to name a few. This is, like, the fifth person I've seen who has NO connection to Bob that only mentions his name and Bob somehow finds it. It's like reverse SEO or something.

"I just want to cleanse the country of those I deemed to be obsolete to the Superior Future. And they just so happen to be bigots. If that is wrong, then I don't want to be right."
 
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He thinks this is the part of the "movie" where the disgraced member of the family leaves to later come back with a claim to the throne, making all those meanie heads who kicked them out sorry.

Except that's stupid because the royal family is essentially powerless and Bob Doesn't Know How Things Work.
Silly me. I should have known Roberto is far more likely to use pop culture tropes from Disney tween romantic comedies than actual history as his model for how the world works.
 
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