Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Where does Blob think his food and Schlitz come from?

where every out of touch person thinks their food comes from, the grocery store.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

From what I remember he orbited her for quite some time but she just ignored him.
He gets these fixations on a single woman on twitter and orbits them super hard and tries to correct them when they are wrong, I am unsure if Aimee ever said anything to him to set him off but he flipped and started making passive agressive jabs about her and believe she took notice and mentioned his stalkerish behavior.

Bob thirsting is not as well reported as his general being a shithead with his superior future stance but its very much there and watching him simp is pretty revolting especially when its towards a chinese Lesbian with fake boobs like he recently did with Naomi.

She would interact with Bob on Twitter. I don't know how the interactions initially went but at some point it devolved to Bob trying to call her out on some pedantic point or her not being woke enough. All of the ones I've seen were, of course, Bob's special blend of pointless big words and galaxy brain logic. He would retweet his best gotcha. He's very proud. This continued for months until she just blocked him. I do not know exactly why he continues to try to assert his superiority over her other than the obvious. I'm also not exactly sure why he got a hate boner for her either. Iirc his biggest thing against her was that she wasn't buying into intersectionality and either didn't think whites were the scum of the earth or pointing out problems in minority communities (I can't remember exactly and can't look it up right now).

I think my favorite thing about this Bob and Aimee saga is that after she blocked him, he tweeted out a screenshot of her tweets with her pic and handle scrubbed. We, of course we did, matched up the tweets, laughed at him, and now he doesn't bother hiding his thirsty hatred for her anymore. I can't wait till something sets him off and he starts doing the same to Naomi Wu. It's only a matter of time.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Something tells me Bob would cosplay as Mario if he goes on a mass shooting.

 

[Memology 101]

Has this fuck EVER done a movie? He always claims he is editing or some shit but I havent seen his projects.

 

[Mola Ram]

Has this fuck EVER done a movie? He always claims he is editing or some shit but I havent seen his projects.

He's referring to his dreadful YouTube videos, which consist of still images accompanied by his artficially sped-up voice. This is what qualifies him as the avatar of the Superior Future.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Has this fuck EVER done a movie? He always claims he is editing or some shit but I havent seen his projects.

He's referring to his dreadful YouTube videos, which consist of still images accompanied by his artficially sped-up voice. This is what qualifies him as the avatar of the Superior Future.

Exactly what @Mola Ram said but he forgot to mention his Game Overthinker series. It's where Bob cossplays as different gamer archetypes to make some sort of big brained point. The only thing outside of YouTube that Cinema Robert has ever produced is his book Brick By Brick, a cringey, poorly written, self published biopic about his one true love Super Mario Bros 3.

 

[Kyria the Great]

where every out of touch person thinks their food comes from, the grocery store.

Simply because their contempt of what they think is primitive work or savage. The people who say that we should "connect with the land" generally are so out of touch they honestly would be fine food grown in a lab or factory.

 

[BR55]

Something tells me Bob would cosplay as Mario if he goes on a mass shooting.

I swear Bob once "enlightened" us about a dream he had where Miyamoto, the creator of Mario, gave Bob the Master Sword and he then used it to rid the world of Master Chief and Captain Price and all the other dang dirty FPS characters.
Considering that is what Bob dreams about a Mario cosplaying mass shooting doesn't seem too out of the ordinary for Bob.
I'm sure the dream played out like an incredibly autistic version of Elrond giving Aragorn Anduril.
"Behold! The Flame of the West America that Matters."

 

[Flexo]

I swear Bob once "enlightened" us about a dream he had where Miyamoto, the creator of Mario, gave Bob the Master Sword and he then used it to rid the world of Master Chief and Captain Price and all the other dang dirty FPS characters.
Considering that is what Bob dreams about a Mario cosplaying mass shooting doesn't seem too out of the ordinary for Bob.
I'm sure the dream played out like an incredibly autistic version of Elrond giving Aragorn Anduril.
"Behold! The Flame of the West America that Matters."

That was on the bechtloff stream where a former associate talked about it. It was then later some of us pieced together that a lot of that reported dream seemed to line up with the ongoing storyline in his review series.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I swear Bob once "enlightened" us about a dream he had where Miyamoto, the creator of Mario, gave Bob the Master Sword and he then used it to rid the world of Master Chief and Captain Price and all the other dang dirty FPS characters.
Considering that is what Bob dreams about a Mario cosplaying mass shooting doesn't seem too out of the ordinary for Bob.
I'm sure the dream played out like an incredibly autistic version of Elrond giving Aragorn Anduril.
"Behold! The Flame of the West America that Matters."

You forgot the part where it was referring to just jock dudebros and Miyamoto also gave Bob his childhood home and childhood pet.

Also does anyone have that statement where Bob said that Activision caused 9/11?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I swear Bob once "enlightened" us about a dream he had where Miyamoto, the creator of Mario, gave Bob the Master Sword and he then used it to rid the world of Master Chief and Captain Price and all the other dang dirty FPS characters.
Considering that is what Bob dreams about a Mario cosplaying mass shooting doesn't seem too out of the ordinary for Bob.
I'm sure the dream played out like an incredibly autistic version of Elrond giving Aragorn Anduril.
"Behold! The Flame of the West America that Matters."

That was on the bechtloff stream where a former associate talked about it. It was then later some of us pieced together that a lot of that reported dream seemed to line up with the ongoing storyline in his review series.

The stream in question. Sorry, I don't have timestamps. I wanna say that they start talking about Bob's dream around the three minute mark and then the ride runs wild for the next half hour.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

You forgot the part where it was referring to just jock dudebros and Miyamoto also gave Bob his childhood home and childhood pet.

Also does anyone have that statement where Bob said that Activision caused 9/11?

I know Bob's an exceptional person, but I refuse to believe that those things are real.

 

[Knyttet]

You forgot the part where it was referring to just jock dudebros and Miyamoto also gave Bob his childhood home and childhood pet.

Also does anyone have that statement where Bob said that Activision caused 9/11?

I feel like the person who told that story conflated what Bob actually told him with Bob's explanation of why people love Nintendo from one of his earliest Game Overthinker episodes.

In the episode Bob says something along the lines of

"Imagine you suddenly find yourself on your childhood street. You see your childhood home just like you remember it from when you were little. You go into the backyard and your old swingset is there and everything. Then you hear something barking and you can't believe your eyes! It's your old dog! He's still alive and just as happy to see you as ever!

And just when everything seems perfect you hear sounds of an evil, barbaric hoard approaching on the horizon. You realize that the hoard embodies everything that is evil, wrong and cruel in the world and that they are going to burn down and destroy everything they come in contact with and they're heading straight towards your house!

Then you hear a rustling in the bushes and a funny looking Japanese man pops out and tells you he can keep the hoard at bay and preserve your childhood home just as it is now. Keep it in a perpetual state of perfectness. If you only pay him a small fee.

That is what it's like to be a Nintendo fan."

I feel like Bob either based that monologue on a dream he had. Or the guy on Bechtloff's stream was bullshitting or misremembering and confused what Bob actually told him with what he said in the Game Overthinker video.

I will see if I can find the video. It was one of the earliest episodes. Probably one of the ten first.

EDIT: Here's the video. It was from episode 7.

 

[Rei is shit]

TOTALLY NOT A EUGENICIST


Still lying on the internet


Robert hates baneposting


Politisperging


Robert has completely memory-holed hilldawgs heatstroke on a 70 degree day


Quality community college education


More dumb shit


And lastly, a fucking COMIC

 

[Flexo]

I feel like the person who told that story conflated what Bob actually told him with Bob's explanation of why people love Nintendo from one of his earliest Game Overthinker episodes.

In the episode Bob says something along the lines of

"Imagine you suddenly find yourself on your childhood street. You see your childhood home just like you remember it from when you were little. You go into the backyard and your old swingset is there and everything. Then you hear something barking and you can't believe your eyes! It's your old dog! He's still alive and just as happy to see you as ever!

And just when everything seems perfect you hear sounds of an evil, barbaric hoard approaching on the horizon. You realize that the hoard embodies everything that is evil, wrong and cruel in the world and that they are going to burn down and destroy everything they come in contact with and they're heading straight towards your house!

Then you hear a rustling in the bushes and a funny looking Japanese man pops out and tells you he can keep the hoard at bay and preserve your childhood home just as it is now. Keep it in a perpetual state of perfectness. If you only pay him a small fee.

That is what it's like to be a Nintendo fan."

I feel like Bob either based that monologue on a dream he had. Or the guy on Bechtloff's stream was bullshitting or misremembering and confused what Bob actually told him with what he said in the Game Overthinker video.

I will see if I can find the video. It was one of the earliest episodes. Probably one of the ten first.

EDIT: Here's the video. It was from episode 7.

Got to admit, that analogy is so out there, I would place money that it was Bob exposing his dream to the world because there's no way that makes sense otherwise.

 

[BR55]

I feel like the person who told that story conflated what Bob actually told him with Bob's explanation of why people love Nintendo from one of his earliest Game Overthinker episodes.

In the episode Bob says something along the lines of

"Imagine you suddenly find yourself on your childhood street. You see your childhood home just like you remember it from when you were little. You go into the backyard and your old swingset is there and everything. Then you hear something barking and you can't believe your eyes! It's your old dog! He's still alive and just as happy to see you as ever!

And just when everything seems perfect you hear sounds of an evil, barbaric hoard approaching on the horizon. You realize that the hoard embodies everything that is evil, wrong and cruel in the world and that they are going to burn down and destroy everything they come in contact with and they're heading straight towards your house!

Then you hear a rustling in the bushes and a funny looking Japanese man pops out and tells you he can keep the hoard at bay and preserve your childhood home just as it is now. Keep it in a perpetual state of perfectness. If you only pay him a small fee.

That is what it's like to be a Nintendo fan."

I feel like Bob either based that monologue on a dream he had. Or the guy on Bechtloff's stream was bullshitting or misremembering and confused what Bob actually told him with what he said in the Game Overthinker video.

I will see if I can find the video. It was one of the earliest episodes. Probably one of the ten first.

EDIT: Here's the video. It was from episode 7.

Okay that quote settles it.
I am now convinced that Bob has a mental illness/disability/personality disorder of some sort.
That scenario/dream is so batshit and so manichean and megalomaniacal that it removes any possibility of Bob being mentally normal.
Seriously that shit reads like a religious revelation from a cult leader or something.
Consooming Nintendo products is how you throw back the Dark Hordes of the Dude Bros and Inferior Past give me a fucking break.

 

[Mola Ram]

Robert has completely memory-holed hilldawgs heatstroke on a 70 degree day

Forget Hilldawg; he's apparently totally ignorant of the insane lengths former Presidents and occasionally friendly media have taken to conceal their health problems. Cleveland's jaw cancer (he took a "pleasure cruise" along the Hudson in an infirmary ship disguised as a yacht; the picture of the "diplomats" accompanying him was in fact a team of surgeons); Kennedy's Addison's; Reagan's Alzheimer's; and of course the absolute taboo on photographing Roosevelt in his wheelchair (not to mention the brazen concealment of how poor his health was during the '44 campaign).

Bob is an ignoramus.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Nintendo took a fucking quality nosedive when they released the Gamecube. People draw the line after the N64 and consider the first 3 systems to be Classic nintendo for a reason.

And they've still yet to dig themselves out of it, look how ass their Zelda Remake and Pokemon games were. The Switch being totally not a dumpster fire is moving in the right direction, but it's like star wars, they have a fucking crater the size of new york city to try and patch and smooth over. The joycons fail after months still and the switch lite can't have it's joycons replaced without sending the system back to nintendo.

They also have next to no wetsern devs who can routinely churn out quality games like they had with Rareware. This is 4 consoles going on 5 that have had no big western exclusive support.

Bob needs to stop holding up they're corpse.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Forget Hilldawg; he's apparently totally ignorant of the insane lengths former Presidents and occasionally friendly media have taken to conceal their health problems. Cleveland's jaw cancer (he took a "pleasure cruise" along the Hudson in an infirmary ship disguised as a yacht; the picture of the "diplomats" accompanying him was in fact a team of surgeons); Kennedy's Addison's; Reagan's Alzheimer's; and of course the absolute taboo on photographing Roosevelt in his wheelchair (not to mention the brazen concealment of how poor his health was during the '44 campaign).

Bob is an ignoramus.

Yeah, also not to mention how he's literally ignoring people saying Trump should be out of office because of something like sniffling and the media reporting it. Or the media reporting the literal irrelevant information about him (like the koi fish and the ice cream scoops).

 

[Toxinophile]

And lastly, a fucking COMIC
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Did he like, preemptively make an ironicly bad parody comic to make fun of? What dipshit thinks that the people in Star Wars call the empire/rebels conflict "Star Wars"? Most of the battles we're named after the planets, Battle of Yavin and Endor and such. Idk what Bob was going for. He's as confusing as he is filled with spite and bile.

I feel like Bob either based that monologue on a dream he had. Or the guy on Bechtloff's stream was bullshitting or misremembering and confused what Bob actually told him with what he said in the Game Overthinker video.

I see no reason for that story to be made up or exaggerated just so someone can slander Bob as a delusional fanboy obsessed with Nintendo, when that is abso-fucking-lutely the truth. Bob having Miyamoto-based visions telling him to kill all FPS games as far as i know is not beyond his personality or autism. Did you not see the Future Mario fan art Bob posted on his twitter? Did you not see the raptor-footed Yoshi?