Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Did you not see the Future Mario fan art Bob posted on his twitter? Did you not see the raptor-footed Yoshi?

Everything else was drowned out by the literally exceptional Mario/Peach offspring.

 

[Neko GF]

Okay that quote settles it.
I am now convinced that Bob has a mental illness/disability/personality disorder of some sort.
That scenario/dream is so batshit and so manichean and megalomaniacal that it removes any possibility of Bob being mentally normal.
Seriously that shit reads like a religious revelation from a cult leader or something.
Consooming Nintendo products is how you throw back the Dark Hordes of the Dude Bros and Inferior Past give me a fucking break.

I think we should refer to this perceived mental illness/disability/personality disorder(s) as "Chipman's Syndrome".

 

[Quixotic Man]

I am going to go ahead and say that Bob probably has lost some weight, but it appears to have been entirely in his neck. In any case, his neck and chin no longer appear to be one fused blob of fat and flesh. The neckbeard also helps to take away at least 10 pounds.

 

[Toxinophile]

Everything else was drowned out by the literally exceptional Mario/Peach offspring.

Speaking of, I think a little reminder would be fun today.

I'm surprised Bob hasn't taken those tweets down yet. Maybe it's because of the unironic praise he's gotten from posting this stuff.

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“I never post art stuff b/c most of it's lousy, out of practice etc; bit what the hell this didn't come out too bad for quick photoshop re-edits... Pre-sketch re-touch concept for a "Mario's Daughter" character, based on ANCIENT (unmade) fanart thing. Two variants, two palettes:”

twitter.com

 

[Positron]

TOTALLY NOT A EUGENICIST
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You know what is Darwinism? Bobby having no prospect to reproduce.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Ironically Darwin specifically said thinking in such terms was flawed. Also applying Bobs logic what about the chronically disabled?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Speaking of, I think a little reminder would be fun today.
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I'm surprised Bob hasn't taken those tweets down yet. Maybe it's because of the unironic praise he's gotten from posting this stuff.

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“I never post art stuff b/c most of it's lousy, out of practice etc; bit what the hell this didn't come out too bad for quick photoshop re-edits... Pre-sketch re-touch concept for a "Mario's Daughter" character, based on ANCIENT (unmade) fanart thing. Two variants, two palettes:”

twitter.com

I've seen "Mario's Daughter" concepts that are leagues better than this made by teenagers on DeviantART:

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Sad that kids are more creative than him. His is just Peach's head shopped on Mario's body and it just looks out of place and fugly. You'd think he'd try at least a little considering how obsessed he is with Mario.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Ironically Darwin specifically said thinking in such terms was flawed. Also applying Bobs logic what about the chronically disabled?

He'd pull some bullshit out of his ass about actually deciphering what darwin's subconscious was REALLY saying and that Darwin didn't even know how do what does.

I've seen "Mario's Daughter" concepts that are leagues better than this made by teenagers on DeviantART:

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Sad that kids are more creative than him. His is just Peach's head shopped on Mario's body and it just looks out of place and fugly. You'd think he'd try at least a little considering how obsessed he is with Mario.

That's just Pink Roll and Humanized Amy

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I feel like the person who told that story conflated what Bob actually told him with Bob's explanation of why people love Nintendo from one of his earliest Game Overthinker episodes.

In the episode Bob says something along the lines of

"Imagine you suddenly find yourself on your childhood street. You see your childhood home just like you remember it from when you were little. You go into the backyard and your old swingset is there and everything. Then you hear something barking and you can't believe your eyes! It's your old dog! He's still alive and just as happy to see you as ever!

And just when everything seems perfect you hear sounds of an evil, barbaric hoard approaching on the horizon. You realize that the hoard embodies everything that is evil, wrong and cruel in the world and that they are going to burn down and destroy everything they come in contact with and they're heading straight towards your house!

Then you hear a rustling in the bushes and a funny looking Japanese man pops out and tells you he can keep the hoard at bay and preserve your childhood home just as it is now. Keep it in a perpetual state of perfectness. If you only pay him a small fee.

That is what it's like to be a Nintendo fan."

I feel like Bob either based that monologue on a dream he had. Or the guy on Bechtloff's stream was bullshitting or misremembering and confused what Bob actually told him with what he said in the Game Overthinker video.

I will see if I can find the video. It was one of the earliest episodes. Probably one of the ten first.

EDIT: Here's the video. It was from episode 7.

The thing I love best about Bob's obsession with Nintendo is that for a man who whines so much about getting rid of that which is obsolete and evolving with the times, he simultaneously gets so bent out of shape over his favorite video game company struggling to adapt to a changing industry and a new consumer base.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Calling Robert a "tyranny chaser" is an incredibly accurate typo. The only thing that gets him harder than woke trannies is the idea of the government taking away all the rights of people he doesn't like.

There is a joke somewhere in here about all of the BDSM stuff he alludes to from time to time.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The thing I love best about Bob's obsession with Nintendo is that for a man who whines so much about getting rid of that which is obsolete and evolving with the times, he simultaneously gets so bent out of shape over his favorite video game company struggling to adapt to a changing industry and a new consumer base.

I wanna see how he reacts to the illumination mario movie because it's apparently shaping up to be worse than CATS.

The Universal Nintendo Land apparently also doesn't do the franchises any favors because it only takes inspiration from the Nintendo Wii onward. There's a reason why Sonic Mania is so beloved and all the New Super Mario Brothers series sequels are deemed souless shovelware.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm assuming Bob believes all Democrats have to perform magic tricks that make people or objects disappear after watching a magic show.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I'm assuming Bob believes all Democrats have to perform magic tricks that make people or objects disappear after watching a magic show.

Explain Epstein then.

 

[Bolo]

Same old shit. "Smart people vote for the people I like, everybody else is a drooling fucktard." Nothing new from this idiot.

But he does get called out for his idiotic reductionist views:

Tries to save face by doing his usual "I know, but I didn't say that friendo", but when comes the turn to explain that he doesn't eat news channels drivel with a eager spoon, he has nothing, because for the past 3 years he has done nothing but parrot the same "punditry" that CNN does.

 

[Jack Awful]

TOTALLY NOT A EUGENICIST
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Still lying on the internet
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Robert hates baneposting
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Politisperging
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Robert has completely memory-holed hilldawgs heatstroke on a 70 degree day
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Quality community college education
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More dumb shit
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And lastly, a fucking COMIC
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That feels less like Darwinism and more like National Socialism.

 

[Marissa Moira]

That feels less like Darwinism and more like National Socialism.

How can it be national socialism when Bob says he'll erase the entire concept of nations once he's made fuhrer?

 

[Jack Awful]

How can it be national socialism when Bob says he'll erase the entire concept of nations once he's made fuhrer?

You're right. Then it's just eugenics.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I'm kind of curious has Bob ever been a fan of lobotomy?

Like rounding up the worthless people and forced surgery their brains, so they can be the ideal servants for his superior future?

 

[Mr Snek]

I'm kind of curious has Bob ever been a fan of lobotomy?

Like rounding up the worthless people and forced surgery their brains, so they can be the ideal servants for his superior future?

The only reason he isn't is because he doesn't know what "lobotomy" means.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

I'm kind of curious has Bob ever been a fan of lobotomy?

Like rounding up the worthless people and forced surgery their brains, so they can be the ideal servants for his superior future?

I mean, Bob says there's no bad tactics, only bad targets. So Bob creaming his pants while thinking about killing his political opponents doesn't seem too far out there.