Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And the hits keep coming!

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It's obvious he wants to say that he doesn't have anyone steady, but he fucks around, but even if you hook up with someone (in a cookout?), you don't share your plate. It's just another case of Bob trying to be clever and failing.

Also, nobody buys the" bachelor in a prowl" act from you Robert, what do you do next, take the lady home to fuck on your zebra stripes bed sheets while she stares at your Ninja Gaiden poster?

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Anyway, here is Robert's "I'm not mad, I'm not MAD!"

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The whole "i don't care about the joker movie" only works, Robert, when you haven't spend the last 2 months bitching about the fucking movie.

But that is his jerb I guess, so he isn't owned you guys, don't worry.
 
So he admits that it's nothing but nostalgia?
How bad was his life/life choices past the age of eight that he now gets into this Citizen Kane style of morose?

*Zoom in on Robert's swollen lips*
"Mariooooooo..."
*Goes back to drinking*

Only this time there is no mystery.
 
If Joker wins an Oscar in the year of Endgame Bob may actually need to be hospitalised.

Shine on you funky clown.
He will do a 100 tweets downplaying the Oscars as nothing more than a rigged sham, which alone I may not entirely disagree with, but would also be hilarious to watch.
 
He will do a 100 tweets downplaying the Oscars as nothing more than a rigged sham, which alone I may not entirely disagree with, but would also be hilarious to watch.
For me...
For Best Picture it’s anyone guess. The Oscars have recently admitted their biased towards comic book movies (Joker), foreign films (Parasite) and movies made by streamers (Irishman).

I have a feeling Once Upon a Time in Hollywood will win Best Picture since it’ll be Tarantino’s big Oscar moment.
 
For me...
For Best Picture it’s anyone guess. The Oscars have recently admitted their biased towards comic book movies (Joker), foreign films (Parasite) and movies made by streamers (Irishman).

I have a feeling Once Upon a Time in Hollywood will win Best Picture since it’ll be Tarantino’s big Oscar moment.
The RLM squad once pointed out that Hollywood and film snobs love movies about the film industry, so your guess for best might be right. It appeals to their inherent narcissism.

Who the fuck really cares about these awards circle jerks though? I mean aside from it pissing off Film Robert. That's well worth the price of admission.
 
The RLM squad once pointed out that Hollywood and film snobs love movies about the film industry, so your guess for best might be right. It appeals to their inherent narcissism.

Who the fuck really cares about these awards circle jerks though? I mean aside from it pissing off Film Robert. That's well worth the price of admission.
That’s true. Another thing that makes everyone hate the Oscars is that they always, always choose something mediocre over high quality.

People are going to remember Saving Private Ryan more than Shakespeare in Love, or Raging Bull over Ordinary People, or Brokeback Mountain over Crash, or Inception/The Social Network over The Kong’s Speech, and so on.
 
Twitter is losing its shit over Joker like it's the 2016 election, and Kino Bobert is on a mission to kiss literally every single semi-prominent ass that would agree with him.
Can't wait for the inevitable "everyone who liked Joker is subhuman filth and our country should be purged of this scum" rant, maybe when the movie grabs a few Oscars.
 
Twitter is losing its shit over Joker like it's the 2016 election, and Kino Bobert is on a mission to kiss literally every single semi-prominent ass that would agree with him.
Can't wait for the inevitable "everyone who liked Joker is subhuman filth and our country should be purged of this scum" rant, maybe when the movie grabs a few Oscars.
You see, seeing a film like Joker getting more recognition that Black Panther is getting under his skin. He hates that films that try to be artistically high quality than corporate brand management get more respect and love.
 
That’s true. Another thing that makes everyone hate the Oscars is that they always, always choose something mediocre over high quality.

People are going to remember Saving Private Ryan more than Shakespeare in Love, or Raging Bull over Ordinary People, or Brokeback Mountain over Crash, or Inception/The Social Network over The Kong’s Speech, and so on.
I agree with most of those, but The Social Network over The King's Speech? Really nigga? That whole trend of shilling Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg biopics to feed into their cults of asshole celebrity to make the public think they did something important besides steal other people's shit was awful and thank goodness it's dead.

Twitter is losing its shit over Joker like it's the 2016 election, and Kino Bobert is on a mission to kiss literally every single semi-prominent ass that would agree with him.
Can't wait for the inevitable "everyone who liked Joker is subhuman filth and our country should be purged of this scum" rant, maybe when the movie grabs a few Oscars.
That a group of people have devolved to the point where they react just as violently over opinions about comic book movies as over stuff that actually matters is proof that social media causes mental illness.
 
I agree with most of those, but The Social Network over The King's Speech? Really nigga? That whole trend of shilling Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg biopics to feed into their cults of asshole celebrity to make the public think they did something important besides steal other people's shit was awful and thank goodness it's dead.
Okay, maybe not Social Network, but the point is that people like movies more than the films they beat for Best Picture.

I guess a better example would be Apocalypse Now over Kramer vs Kramer.
 
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