Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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I can't help but notice the similarities between Bob Chipman and Richard Spencer.
They both believe in an untenable non-merit-based form of egalitarianism, and they both believe that the missing component for a functioning interstellar warp drive is just to be a massive insufferable cunt..
When Bob and Spencer talk about their belief systems the endgame is always "to reach the star-har-hars!"
Spencer always sounds like he's trying to fight back an orgasm whenever he mixes up Star Wars with reality, and when I noticed it, all I could think about was how him and Bob are basically cut out from the same cloth.
Neither of them seem capable of understanding that the distance between stars is so insanely vast, to the point that making it a cornerstone of your eugenicist social structure is absolutely fucking insane.
It's practically the "empty seat for Muhammad" of the Western world.
I guess the one advantage Spencer has over Robert is that he isn’t a basement dweller.
 
Robert "Chad" Chipman OWNS pathetic incels who didn't understand his 500IQ Joker Tweet:
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Robert also owns small brained conservatards and spins the insult "pussy" as a compliment:
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Yes, because a movie that made $1 billion dollars at the worldwide box office accomplished such a feat by chiefly appealing to a relatively small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things group of people.
 
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Cognitive dissonance, thy name is Bob.
 
Honestly it looks like an early 7th generation console game.
And it's going to look worse every single year.
Joker is going to age much better because it has barely noticeable CGI (unless you're some hardcore VFX student)
This timelessness alone is enough to put it above Black Panther for Oscar consideration, even if Bob wants to continue blissfully ignoring every other difference.
 
And it's going to look worse every single year.
Joker is going to age much better because it has barely noticeable CGI (unless you're some hardcore VFX student)
This timelessness alone is enough to put it above Black Panther for Oscar consideration, even if Bob wants to continue blissfully ignoring every other difference.
Joker will be a timeless classic that will be talked about for reasons that were intended. Black Panther only gets talked about because people believe that it's a cornerstone of black people, which is bullshit. Do these people know that Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song exists and has far more importance than a modern CGI popcorn flick?
 
So hackfraud is the son, Ruin Dick is the latter's son? Maybe Bob is the younger brother of hackfraud.

No wait, he mentions here Plinkett is his grandfather.
Hackfraud would presumably be Plinkett's other son's son, the one who's in prison and started the "most disappointing thing since my son" joke, since he never calls Rian his father. Good for him, since being the son of a convicted felon is far less embarrassing than being the son of Rian Johnson.

Deepest RLM expanded universe lore. Sadly I can't rate my own post autistic.
 
And it's going to look worse every single year.
Joker is going to age much better because it has barely noticeable CGI (unless you're some hardcore VFX student)
This timelessness alone is enough to put it above Black Panther for Oscar consideration, even if Bob wants to continue blissfully ignoring every other difference.
I could’ve sworn I saw that CGI in 2004 movies like Troy or Catwoman.

Also, Bob calling Todd Phillips a hack is ridiculous because he’s managed to do what no one has done before, make a R-rated movie that’s grossed $1 billion.
 
Also, Bob calling Todd Phillips a hack is ridiculous because he’s managed to do what no one has done before, make a R-rated movie that’s grossed $1 billion.
Without the vaunted China market no less. Joker proved that films don't need the media or "progressive" critics to be a success and you know what that makes Bob: obsolete.
 
Hackfraud would presumably be Plinkett's other son's son, the one who's in prison and started the "most disappointing thing since my son" joke, since he never calls Rian his father. Good for him, since being the son of a convicted felon is far less embarrassing than being the son of Rian Johnson.

Deepest RLM expanded universe lore. Sadly I can't rate my own post autistic.
Still a more engaging and logical lore than whatever the gameoverthinker series had.

Hold on a minute...

*whew* I was afraid someone had made a moviebob wiki and we'd reach the autism singularity.

Instead all I can find are:

Bonus from the search.
 
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I could’ve sworn I saw that CGI in 2004 movies like Troy or Catwoman.

Also, Bob calling Todd Phillips a hack is ridiculous because he’s managed to do what no one has done before, make a R-rated movie that’s grossed $1 billion.
You just don't get it, MAN! Joker only got that much money because of a handful of incel GooberGrabbers and not because even though it is a King of Comedy/Taxi Driver clone it speaks to the disaffection, social unrest or ennui that's just bubbling below the surface of a very large portion of America.

Educate yourself!
 
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