Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So about Robert’s delusional idea that Trump will be out of office through impeachment.
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You can feel the entire thread bracing for impact.
Eh. I'm gonna guess it'll be the standard "Republicans are evil, everyone's colluding with Russia, vote straight-ticket Dem or you're worse than Hitler" boilerplate he's been spewing out at a constant rate for years now. Bobbo's too fat and lazy to actually go out and shoot up a church or something, so you're probably not gonna get anything more interesting than the usual Twitter hot takes.
 
Eh. I'm gonna guess it'll be the standard "Republicans are evil, everyone's colluding with Russia, vote straight-ticket Dem or you're worse than Hitler" boilerplate he's been spewing out at a constant rate for years now. Bobbo's too fat and lazy to actually go out and shoot up a church or something, so you're probably not gonna get anything more interesting than the usual Twitter hot takes.
Oh I don't think he's going to shoot anything up. It's more a question of how badly he'll explode on Twitter and in what way, or if it'll go really quiet for a while and then we'll get an update from Chris that his brother was hospitalized by an aneurysm.
 
He hasn't been tweeting much today. It could be due to his superior sleeping schedule. But it also might be him getting day drunk and we're about to get a very superior meltdown. Speaking of superior....

..... casting a vote is all it takes to be better than everyone else
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The PEOPLE are irrational, but not Robert!
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Rush did 9/11
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Is Robert buying guns out of state?
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Long bit of Iowa sperging
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American factories = smog (note smog = bad!)
China factories = the supheehia FUTCHA (note this means GOOD!)
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And lastly, Roberts yellow trailer park fever knows no bounds
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This is what bolt on tits was replying to. Robert has no problem shitting on his own if it might get his diabetes dick wet.
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He hasn't been tweeting much today. It could be due to his superior sleeping schedule. But it also might be him getting day drunk and we're about to get a very superior meltdown. Speaking of superior....

..... casting a vote is all it takes to be better than everyone else
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Binge drinking is a pretty likely reaction to the impeachment falling through (which everyone who wasn't a complete moron knew was going to happen).

The promises that Trump was going to brutalize Mexicans and Muslims were made by media outlets, not Trump himself. Needless to say, many alt right members found his lackluster performance in that area disappointing.
 
Ohhh shit bois!
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And now to feel the Bern!
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lol, of course it's Chapo

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And Mehdi's responding to the same guy from Chapo tweet
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I have it on good authority that Kagan has a 9" black, veiny, strap on dildo she uses to "initiate" cute female clerks when they come to work for the Supreme Court. She calls it "the Gavel."

Well, not really, but there's just as much evidence for that as there is for the idea Kavanaugh is a rapist.
 
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lol, of course it's Chapo

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Y'know, the more I see tweets like these, the more I'm convinced that parallel universes exist, and that people living in a different reality are somehow sending tweets that end up in ours. I mean, seriously. Kidnapping and torturing migrant children? Appointing rapists to the Supreme Court? Women forced to give birth? The President endorsing neo-Nazis? Sounds like a pretty crazy reality, wouldn't mind a video feed to see what it's like over there.

The only other explanation is that lefties are too drugged up on TDS that they don't know how to communicate in anything other than hyperbole, but that's just way less interesting.
 
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>sounds like something someone who doesnt have to worry about being deported/
:story: Ah yes, the vitally important illegal immigrant who can't legally vote demographic. Definitely the most important voting bloc in the United States. They must be given premium billing in all election discussions. That's how the Dems will win back the country.
 
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“The 48 senators who voted guilty represent 18 million more people than the ones who voted not guilty”
Those numbers come from the sardine can cities where you need to pay a mortgage in rent for a shoebox apartment. I can’t wrap my head around the celebration of the bugman lifestyle. If you had to be a landowner to vote, then the heartland would see a minor bump but New York would have maybe 12 votes to cast.
 
“The 48 senators who voted guilty represent 18 million more people than the ones who voted not guilty”
Those numbers come from the sardine can cities where you need to pay a mortgage in rent for a shoebox apartment. I can’t wrap my head around the celebration of the bugman lifestyle. If you had to be a landowner to vote, then the heartland would see a minor bump but New York would have maybe 12 votes to cast.
Relevant:

How many of those 18 million extra people those politicians "represent" aren't legal voters?
 
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How many of those 18 million extra people those politicians "represent" aren't legal voters?
Personally I love the assumption that every single person in New York or California or Illinois is a Democrat.
Spoiler alert thats not even remotely true.
Move over "Abolish the Electoral College" "Abolish the Senate" is the new petty hot take of the moment.
 
While all these Leftist takes are funny in it's ridiculousness, it's also scary in that this Leftist train has been chugging along for some 60/70 years? These people aren't idealistic college kids any more. They are well into their 30s and are more bold and brash about their stance than ever. More of these people are churned out year after year, and their tentacles are trying to reach younger people. They are openly, proudly bigoted and it seems the Democrats are too scared to call them on it, and they are adamite about changing the system of government so they have permanent control. What's worse, the biggest media corporations support them. Social media and cancel culture is the domain of the young, and normal people don't have the time or energy to create counter online mobs.

Hopefully Trump is the cow on the tracks that is going to derail this whole thing. Hopefully, Bernie and the Squad, and social media unpersoning, and activist journalism is the last gasp of a dying ideology. But man, it's hard to stop or change momentum, and as much as these fuckwits like to pretend the are smarter and more sophisticated than religious fundamentalists, they aren't, they are human, and they will act hostilely to their deeply held beliefs being threatened.
 
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