Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This is what bolt on tits was replying to. Robert has no problem shitting on his own if it might get his diabetes dick wet.
Naomi Wu’s a lesbian so the only way she’d get his dick wet is if she threw a drink on him... and that drink somehow found its way past several layers of body fat.
 
Cow crossover with Tariq “Everything is racist towards black people” Nasheed, over gay sandwiches.



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This is the most embarrassing thing I've seen yet.

Also signs that Bobby may have to be evicted soon if his brother's e-begging that much rather than trying to get promoted at work or something like that.
How old is Chris? I assume it's a midlife crisis where he feels like he could have easily been as successful, if not more, as Bob if he had started at the same time.
 
Shameless. What exactly does The Chippa do that he thinks people should give him money for? Imagine being so talentless and devoid of creativity that you have to ride on the coattails of you retarded, sub-mediocre brother. Do you have to pay to have a panel at paxeast? If so, how much? It would make me so happy if these doofuses spend more money then they make in order to become internet famous.
 
Cow crossover with Tariq “Everything is racist towards black people” Nasheed, over gay sandwiches.



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Did this fizzle out? Dammit, I really want Tariq Nazbolsheed to call Robert racist so that Robert's literally retarded followers hurt their extra-lean brainmeat trying to explain why he's not without violating half a dozen of the socjus rules they believe in.

Even better would be if Robert slips up and says something actually racist to Nazbolsheed when their argument about teh gays gets a bit too heated. For someone who loves dehumanizing his opponents so much, you know he must be sorely tempted.
 
Shameless. What exactly does The Chippa do that he thinks people should give him money for? Imagine being so talentless and devoid of creativity that you have to ride on the coattails of you exceptional, sub-mediocre brother. Do you have to pay to have a panel at paxeast? If so, how much? It would make me so happy if these doofuses spend more money then they make in order to become internet famous.

The Chippa is the Mama June to Bob's Honey Boo Boo. Discuss.
 
Reminder, as of this writing there's been no official release of numbers(a)and Tom Perez is calling for an audit of the caucus(a).
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Fair and square guise. Fair. And. Square.
Shameless. What exactly does The Chippa do that he thinks people should give him money for? Imagine being so talentless and devoid of creativity that you have to ride on the coattails of you exceptional, sub-mediocre brother. Do you have to pay to have a panel at paxeast? If so, how much? It would make me so happy if these doofuses spend more money then they make in order to become internet famous.
He survived having Bob as an older brother without becoming a mass murderer (that we're aware of at least), so there's that. Alternatively, he helped groom/push big bubba Bob to this bizarre rage fueled hatred, so there's that.
 
Robert admits that his home city isn't the utopia he makes it out to be:

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I thought Boston was notorious as the whitest, most racist major city in the North East. So no, I won't perish the thought.

And if anybody with Twitter want to tweet that to him, please do.

Robert comes up with a new effective, totally not fascistic method to deal with conspiracy theorists:
So is he saying the rich and powerful don't secretly engage is sexual abuse of minors because they can get away with it? Or is he saying this type of information should be censored until the "right" source has confirmed that it's true?
 
Shameless. What exactly does The Chippa do that he thinks people should give him money for? Imagine being so talentless and devoid of creativity that you have to ride on the coattails of you exceptional, sub-mediocre brother. Do you have to pay to have a panel at paxeast? If so, how much? It would make me so happy if these doofuses spend more money then they make in order to become internet famous.

I know you have to submit to host one. I assume some money is involved either from a submission fee, hosting fee or ticket fee but I couldn’t tell you for certain. I couldn’t find much because all the autists on twitter are spamming about some fat gay-looking dude named Jonah Falcon (I don’t think it’s the same supposedly big floppy dick Falcon but maybe?) threatening to kill himself at PaxEast. The bar for submissions isn’t high though. They had some high school SJW kids hosting a panel cause a stink by accidentally offending the trannies a couple of years ago at some really dumb idea panel.
 
How do you go from wealth larping to marinating a whole chicken in Mountain-Dew? Stop being commander artery destroyer and use a real marinade... like beer.
By not learning how to make a budget. Consuming everything comes first for Robert, to the detriment to everything else.
 
Aw, don’t go making like Blorb has to present a consistent argument, even when it comes to facts about himself.
He spends hours dunking on Conservatives (women too!) for their appearance and looks like, well he’s fucking MovieBob. Every year he says some ridiculous shit about losing 70 pounds or benching 300 but his scrawny, doughy mass is much less appealing than even the red-neckedest, tooth-missingest, inbredest hick on the planet.
He’s wealthy when it’s time to prove his superiority, and a youtube “starving” “””””””artist”””””””” when he needs to weasel out of criticisms of his neoliberal shilling.
Sometimes he’s an exceptional brainlander, and sometimes he grew up in the Conservative backwater of....Lynn Massachusetts.
He spends hours telling twitterfags that he’s (sigh) too important to talk to them, but whinges and REEs at thousands of famous people and even moderately successful youtubers who have never heard of his dumb ass.

Bob is whatever Bob needs to be to feel superior shouting his petty twitter arguments into the void. The reason it’s all so amusing is because it’s all so transparently projection: no one Bob has ever insulted is as pathetic as he is.

Hey FilmBoob, if you’re reading this I want you to know you’re a fat, pathetic, sheltered, bitter incel whose mind has rotted to an angry mush from constant consoomption and twitter use. Have a great day love ya sweetie :feels:xoxo
 
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