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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
They coalesced behind Biden because he was a reliable establishment pol and because he is literally the only one in the field who maintains some trace of Obama's magic, you tendentious fucking meathead.
Bobby only liked that movie because he treated it like porn, not because the movie was good or something like that.
That's the stupidest thing about him to be honest; he keeps on trying to pretend he's educated and intelligent, but then he only likes pleb movies, makes mtn dew chicken and then blames imaginary southerners. Such a smoothbrained tard.
They coalesced behind Biden because he was a reliable establishment pol and because he is literally the only one in the field who maintains some trace of Obama's magic, you tendentious fucking meathead.
For all of Bob's posturing about being a true and honest nerd, he really does come off as a simpleton jock. Probably because he is a smoothbrained meathead who only gleans off of the mainstream instead of digging deeper.
They coalesced behind Biden because he was a reliable establishment pol and because he is literally the only one in the field who maintains some trace of Obama's magic, you tendentious fucking meathead.
Especially since she was a former Republican. If a modern Republican did this, they'd be shamed until death, but this old hag gets a pass because she's now a Democrat.
Biden had broad support and didn’t have the Pocahontas baggage of Warren. It should be apparent to someone with TDS like Cinema Robert that Trump was scared of a Biden run hence the dirt digging. That Biden is a creepy, dementia-addled old man is what’s sinking his campaign because while that may also be true of Trump, he isn’t nearly adapt at spinning it and his die-hard supporters don’t care.
Robert just isn’t very smart and is ignorant of political machinations beyond Orange Man Bad, Woman Good.
I’m not even a trump supporter, but I’m seriously tired of the “he’s an awful business man” meme that his opponents have been saying for years now. Clearly he’s done more than fine over the last several decades. Better than the Rock probably would have done in business. The Rock seems like a down to earth guy and all, and he’s a talented actor, but only a fool would think he’s political material. Same thing with Clooney
They coalesced behind Biden because he was a reliable establishment pol and because he is literally the only one in the field who maintains some trace of Obama's magic, you tendentious fucking meathead.
He's in free fall and may get wiped out on Super Tuesday. But he was the Dems' closest thing to a safe bet because they have no middle bench. Just old warhorses and up-and-comers.
Is he mad at joker winning an Oscar for best actor or mad at Joaquin Phoenix winning or both? It’s pretty insulting as A SERIOUS FILM CRITIC to be such a bitter bitch over that.
A few woke people are very mad at Joaquin because he’s friends with a RAPIST like Casey Afflek (who was never convicted of being a rapist) but Robert has never said anything about that so it must just be he’s a whiny baby over Joker still.
Especially since she was a former Republican. If a modern Republican did this, they'd be shamed until death, but this old hag gets a pass because she's now a Democrat.
Ironically, Trump was a Democrat and hobnobbed with these people for decades. Now he's the next literal Hitler.
That's the annoying thing about Democrats now a days, no moral consistency. Wearing black face is unforgivable... unless you're Justin Trudeau, the post-birth abortion Governor of Virginia, and fucking Jimmy Kimmel. Believe all women... except for Bill Clinton because he brings in a lot of money. And also, that one Congresswoman of Color from Hawaii that served in the military and is one of the only Democrat nominees that is against foreign interventionism, she's obviously a Russian asset. But also, "lets wives die of cancer" Romney was stunning and brave for being the only Republican to vote for truth, and neo-con warmonger John Bolton could have single handedly saved our democracy.
Umm, the "stunner" wasn't the Rock's move. Exactly why does Bob think Dwayne Johnson is actually good at business negotiations and understands international relations? Does Johnson understand international relations because he's half Samoan? That's kind of racist. And I'm sure he has a top notch talent agent that does the majority of the business negotiations for him. I'm sure Johnson is smart, and he would be no less capable to be President than Chicago community organizer Barack Obama. Trump has been a successful business negotiator since the 70s, including international business relations. "But all those bankruptcies". Yeah, he successfully used bankruptcy laws to his favor.
Clooney going into politics have "been a thing for years now" is really weird, because I don't think I've ever seen him express the slightest hint of political asperations. Why would he, or Johnson for that matter, want to deal with that bullshit? It's like Democrats are fantasizing about having their very own Ronald Reagan.
Also, Robert gets mad at MSNBC host for making an off-colour joke about Bernie Sanders, referring to Bernie Bros as "Bernie's Brownshirt brigade".
So what has Trump said that is as anti-Semantic as what Chuck Todd said? Fuck, comparing people to Nazis has been a thing for years, and has been ratcheted up against Trump and his supporters. I doubt Todd said that because Sanders is ethnically Jewish. It just means, "person I don't like is bad". If you want actual anti-Semitism, look no further that Ilhan Omar.
Unusual to see Bob sticking up for Bernie, so what's the deal with this Todd guy? He sounds like a complete idiot to produce such a bad soundbite but Bobs infamous for the same so whats the deal with him? Because this is almost ooc for Bob.
Even taking his extreme strawmanning of people and events at face value, it's mind boggling that someone who's so obsessed with "progress" and the "superior future" also views every little deviation from "the plan" as completely irreparable and irreversible, and immediately goes into either "burn it all down" or "double down on the negative trend, but exploit it for our side" modes.
Like seriously dude. How the fuck do you end up this obsessed with progress but this clueless how real progress actually happens? Every advancement has to overcome setbacks. Human flight wasn't invented the first time someone thought of it. There was a lot of trial and error. If Robert viewed inventions like he does politics, he would see the first flying contraption crash and say, "It's useless man. Humans are never going to overcome gravity. Instead of airplanes we should focus on inventing a giant slingshot that can shoot people across great distances to land on a giant cushion because that's all we'll ever be able to do for air travel."
Umm, the "stunner" wasn't the Rock's move. Exactly why does Bob think Dwayne Johnson is actually good at business negotiations and understands international relations? Does Johnson understand international relations because he's half Samoan? That's kind of racist. And I'm sure he has a top notch talent agent that does the majority of the business negotiations for him. I'm sure Johnson is smart, and he would be no less capable to be President than Chicago community organizer Barack Obama. Trump has been a successful business negotiator since the 70s, including international business relations. "But all those bankruptcies". Yeah, he successfully used bankruptcy laws to his favor.
Clooney going into politics have "been a thing for years now" is really weird, because I don't think I've ever seen him express the slightest hint of political asperations. Why would he, or Johnson for that matter, want to deal with that bullshit? It's like Democrats are fantasizing about having their very own Ronald Reagan.
When Bob talks about 'sell the stunner', he's referring to how the other wrestlers would react to it. The Rock and several other wrestlers used to take the stunner from Stone Cold and then do a really exaggerated flop like they'd been hit in the chest by a shotgun. Trump, not being a professional wrestler and therefore likely to legitimately hurt himself if he tried, didn't do that.
When Bob talks about 'sell the stunner', he's referring to how the other wrestlers would react to it. The Rock and several other wrestlers used to take the stunner from Stone Cold and then do a really exaggerated flop like they'd been hit in the chest by a shotgun. Trump, not being a professional wrestler and therefore likely to legitimately hurt himself if he tried, didn't do that.
Leave it to Bob Chipman to criticize somebody who isn't a trained professional wrestler for not selling a wrestling move. You might as well get mad at somebody for throwing a ceremonial pitch at a baseball game for not being a professional pitcher.
Even taking his extreme strawmanning of people and events at face value, it's mind boggling that someone who's so obsessed with "progress" and the "superior future" also views every little deviation from "the plan" as completely irreparable and irreversible, and immediately goes into either "burn it all down" or "double down on the negative trend, but exploit it for our side" modes.
Like seriously dude. How the fuck do you end up this obsessed with progress but this clueless how real progress actually happens? Every advancement has to overcome setbacks. Human flight wasn't invented the first time someone thought of it. There was a lot of trial and error. If Robert viewed inventions like he does politics, he would see the first flying contraption crash and say, "It's useless man. Humans are never going to overcome gravity. Instead of airplanes we should focus on inventing a giant slingshot that can shoot people across great distances to land on a giant cushion because that's all we'll ever be able to do for air travel."
Because Bob doesn't care about bettering the world or any person's life except his own. He's a stupid, hate-fueled brute looking for any excuse to make people suffer.
Leave it to Bob Chipman to criticize somebody who isn't a trained professional wrestler for not selling a wrestling move. You might as well get mad at somebody for throwing a ceremonial pitch at a baseball game for not being a professional pitcher.
Bob's perspective is skewed, because Bob could sell the Stunner effortlessly. The slightest bit of physical duress in a wrestling ring would undoubtedly cause him to suffer an actual coronary.
So what has Trump said that is as anti-Semantic as what Chuck Todd said? Fuck, comparing people to Nazis has been a thing for years, and has been ratcheted up against Trump and his supporters. I doubt Todd said that because Sanders is ethnically Jewish. It just means, "person I don't like is bad". If you want actual anti-Semitism, look no further that Ilhan Omar.
Leave it to Bob Chipman to criticize somebody who isn't a trained professional wrestler for not selling a wrestling move. You might as well get mad at somebody for throwing a ceremonial pitch at a baseball game for not being a professional pitcher.
Because Bob doesn't care about bettering the world or any person's life except his own. He's a stupid, hate-fueled brute looking for any excuse to make people suffer.
Let me guess, she called you John Galt on the bed right? Objectivists am I right? they fuck like a tiger but the pillow talk is all about hating commies and the goverment. Am I right fellas?
I know you read this Robert, and I'm feeling generous today, so here is a heads up.
Dude, if you wanna brag, you can't make up ridiculous shit like this, everybody can smell it a mile away, teenagers do that because they are insecure little assholes, you are reaching 40 and flexing about fucking a imaginary Ayn Rand.
Nobody believes that, this shit doesn't happen, specially to someone who spend the last 10 years working alone at home, barely leaving the house with the exception or drinking alone in a bar or hanguing with his brother, or a geek con where you take awkard photos with other youtube celebs that don't openly hate you.
