Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Umm, the "stunner" wasn't the Rock's move.

Are you saying that Cinema Robert got a bit of pop culture info wrong!?! In b4 "lol of course I know the stunner was Steve Austin's move I was making a point you pedestrians! Get on my blood sugar level!"

Unusual to see Bob sticking up for Bernie, so what's the deal with this Todd guy? He sounds like a complete idiot to produce such a bad soundbite but Bobs infamous for the same so whats the deal with him? Because this is almost ooc for Bob.

Bob's only got Bernie's back because he might be the Democrats' candidate. He completely flipped his script and congratulated Bernie on his well deserved "win" the day after the Iowa debacle. As for Chuck Todd, he's just a moron anchor at MSNBC who most likely wanted to make a good soundbite going down the "everyone I don't like is a Nazi" route strike that. I watched the clip. He's reading a quote from someone named Jonathan Last. I repeat, Chuck Todd is quoting someone else. You can see him reading the quote. You can hear him read the quote. Bob didn't bother to watch the clip (even in the quoted tweet the vid, which is a truncated cell phone video of a tv, starts off with Chuck saying it's from Last). He just saw a thing to get mad at and then got mad at thing. It's a wonder he hasn't choked on his own tongue by now.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I'm assuming the soundtrack switched over once "Dagny" took off the leggings.

I know all there is to know,
About the crying game

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm assuming the soundtrack switched over once "Dagny" took off the leggings.

I know all there is to know,
About the crying game

While I'm firmly in the camp of "that happened" or "and before she changed it that lady's name was Albert Einstein," I can totally see Bob slipping a hooker an extra fifty bucks so he can call her "Dagny."

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Cinema Roberto is congratulating Bernie through clenched teeth. We all know how Robert doesn’t forgive and forget, he’s bitter now that a second woman who he picked has zero chance of becoming president.

It’s weird, almost all of the anti-ggers are pro-Warren and vehemently anti-Bernie. There is something very broken with their brains.

 

[Benisbro]

...I can totally see Bob slipping a hooker an extra fifty bucks so he can call her "Dagny."

Interesting point, but doubtful. L’Chateau Basément sadly doesn’t contain the necessary two beds.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I think Bob's far too timid IRL to approach a hooker, or even to go to areas where hookers abound. Maybe he's booked one online, but I'm still firmly convinced Bob has never had sexual contact with another human being.

 

[LiquidKid]

I think Bob's far too timid IRL to approach a hooker, or even to go to areas where hookers abound. Maybe he's booked one online, but I'm still firmly convinced Bob has never had sexual contact with another human being.

I’m fairly certain hookers would charge extra to even give him a hand shake

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Hi, I'm Robert Chipman, and I fuck.

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Let me guess, she called you John Galt on the bed right? Objectivists am I right? they fuck like a tiger but the pillow talk is all about hating commies and the goverment. Am I right fellas?

I know you read this Robert, and I'm feeling generous today, so here is a heads up.

Dude, if you wanna brag, you can't make up ridiculous shit like this, everybody can smell it a mile away, teenagers do that because they are insecure little assholes, you are reaching 40 and flexing about fucking a imaginary Ayn Rand.

Nobody believes that, this shit doesn't happen, specially to someone who spend the last 10 years working alone at home, barely leaving the house with the exception or drinking alone in a bar or hanguing with his brother, or a geek con where you take awkard photos with other youtube celebs that don't openly hate you.

Particularly with Robert's prolific tweeting and poor impulse control I think it's unlikely that he wouldn't have posted something about this woman before- or that it was such a let down or an embarrassment that he's kept it under wraps until now.
Either way, he's lying.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob talks to some super unfunny somethingawful fag about losing his one true love.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Cinema Roberto is congratulating Bernie through clenched teeth. We all know how Robert doesn’t forgive and forget, he’s bitter now that a second woman who he picked has zero chance of becoming president.

It’s weird, almost all of the anti-ggers are pro-Warren and vehemently anti-Bernie. There is something very broken with their brains.

It's called "feminism". Remember that anti-GG's nominal purpose was PROTEC WAHMEN FROM MISOGYNERDS. Of course they're going to mindlessly pick the STRONK WAMEN CANDIDATE both times. And they aren't going to pick Tulsi because Queen Hillary called her a Russian agent, and they aren't going to pick Amy Klobuchar because she's lower profile than Warren and at least half the time I forget she even exists. They hate Bernie because Hillary hates Bernie. That's it. That's all there is to it.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob talks to some super unfunny somethingawful fag about losing his one true love.
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Oh yes Space Dad. The biggest problem for the left on social media has definitely been that you're not cannibalizing and crucifying each other over every little straying from the party line enough. By all means, keep doubling down on that.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh yes Space Dad. The biggest problem for the left on social media has definitely been that you're not cannibalizing and crucifying each other over every little straying from the party line enough. By all means, keep doubling down on that.

Holy shit, I had no idea Spacedad was still around. That guy was one of the creepiest fuckers out there. Of course Bob cozies up to him.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Holy shit, I had no idea Spacedad was still around. That guy was one of the creepiest fuckers out there. Of course Bob cozies up to him.

Yeah, the biggest thing I remember Spacedad for was sending Nyberg (aka Sarah Butts) a picture of his daughter in a swimsuit at the beach to "cheer up" Nyberg when solid proof accusations of Nyberg being a creepy pedo were going around.

It was such a giant piece of what the fuck. Even if you believe that the accusations and screenshots of this person wanting to diddle kids are false, why the fuck would you think the best course of action was to publicly share pictures of a little girl in a swimsuit with them? Disturbing, to say the least.

Anyway, Spacedad does seem to be the exact caliber of leftist Robert would be on good terms with.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

While I know openly contemplating Bob's reactions is discouraged because we know he stalks this thread for the greasy creep he is, this tweet came to my attention.

LS Mark on Twitter

“Bird's of Prey fans seeing the Sonic Movie as a threat to their dumb Harley Quinn movie flopping at the box office and trying to spread lies about the Sonic Movie to make people not wanna see it is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Stan #SonicMovie”

twitter.com

Looks like the usual gang of idiots are trying to torpedo the Sonic the Hedgehog film because it represents a threat to their woke darling, Birds of Prey, this coming weekend. Will Bob join the choir of condemnation with these bogus claims? I personally doubt it, but I believe that he's petty enough to slag it because he backed the wrong horse. Again.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A speedy blue hedgehog would easily beat a silver screen bomb due to the fact that it is a film first and not a mouthpiece in any shape or form, unlike Birds of Prey. Bob's shit taste in everything rears its ugly head once again!

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Hi, I'm Robert Chipman, and I fuck.

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Notice the wording he uses. "Someone who went out with a woman". Not, "an ex-girlfriend of mine", not, "a woman I briefly dated", not even, "a crazy chick I banged once". Obfuscation is the only skill Wordsmith Bob has ever learned. He purposefully makes things unclear so when he gets called out on his bullshit, he can go, "Nuh uh, that's obviously not what I meant, obsolescent." So, "went out with a woman" could literally mean after some panel at a lame Boston movie critic convention, he, this woman, and a couple of other panelist all went out to lunch together afterwards.

When I was reading this thread during my lunch break, there was a post speculating that the "woman" was actually a troon. I don't see the post now, so I can't quote it, but it got me thinking. I used to give Feminist Bob a small benefit of the doubt that he was completely straight. The way he male-ally-fetishizes actresses made me think he was so straight, that the only reason he's still a virgin is because he waiting for that perfect 10 to come into his life. I'm starting to reconsider that position. Riddle me this: what type of woman changes their OWN name to that of a fictional female character? One that wasn't a woman to begin with. Bob could possibly be so stupid and so thirsty he has actually convinced himself that lady-penis is totally not gay. God damn, I hope that's true. He hasn't even hit 40. I hope MovieBob is a late blooming Chris-chan and we'll get to watch him start transitioning after Trump wins a second term.

Are you saying that Cinema Robert got a bit of pop culture info wrong!‽ In b4 "lol of course I know the stunner was Steve Austin's move I was making a point you pedestrians! Get on my blood sugar level!"

Bob's only got Bernie's back because he might be the Democrats' candidate. He completely flipped his script and congratulated Bernie on his well deserved "win" the day after the Iowa debacle. As for Chuck Todd, he's just a moron anchor at MSNBC who most likely wanted to make a good soundbite going down the "everyone I don't like is a Nazi" route strike that. I watched the clip. He's reading a quote from someone named Jonathan Last. I repeat, Chuck Todd is quoting someone else. You can see him reading the quote. You can hear him read the quote. Bob didn't bother to watch the clip (even in the quoted tweet the vid, which is a truncated cell phone video of a tv, starts off with Chuck saying it's from Last). He just saw a thing to get mad at and then got mad at thing. It's a wonder he hasn't choked on his own tongue by now.

This is what makes Bob so great. He has no moral center. He hated Hillary when she was running against Black Jesus, yet she became Pantsuit Jesus once she was running against Orange Hitler. Bernie and his "bros" were a spoiler to Hillary in 2016 and he and his acolytes were just as evil as the Russians and Pepe the Frog for getting Trump elected. Warren was the next Hillary (and according to him, it's sexist to point that out) and the obvious best choice according to idpol thinking. Bern'n'bros were gamergating Warren which made Bobby want his binky. It's becoming more obvious Warren doesn't have a shot, and the Dems are going to feel the Bern, and fellow Lefties are sniping at Bob, so his hot takes will go from "Bernie and his bros are bad" to, "Blue no matter who, good job on you're well fought fight", to "Bernie is the true savior of the Global Space Future and will defeat Darth Volder-hitler. And he's from Brooklyn, just like Mario".

Bob talks to some super unfunny somethingawful fag about losing his one true love.
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Ok, so what is this about? I assume "Rogan" refers to Joe Rogan and the shit fit Leftists threw when Bernie cut an ad of him merely suggesting he would vote for Bernie.

It is sad and disgusting that they have to preface how hard it is to be "on the left" because they "let" people (in their circles?) "get away" with pulling some form of unspecified shit unchallenged because of laziness, some odd concept of what compassion is, and of course they are being taken advantage of, because they are really the victim here. I can't even imagine how rough it is to demand everybody thinks exactly like you do. It must be extremely mentally taxing to read opinions you hate.

Oh, or maybe being "on the left" is the common denominator here.

 

[Adamska]

Hi, I'm Robert Chipman, and I fuck.

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Let me guess, she called you John Galt on the bed right? Objectivists am I right? they fuck like a tiger but the pillow talk is all about hating commies and the goverment. Am I right fellas?

I know you read this Robert, and I'm feeling generous today, so here is a heads up.

Dude, if you wanna brag, you can't make up ridiculous shit like this, everybody can smell it a mile away, teenagers do that because they are insecure little assholes, you are reaching 40 and flexing about fucking a imaginary Ayn Rand.

Nobody believes that, this shit doesn't happen, specially to someone who spend the last 10 years working alone at home, barely leaving the house with the exception or drinking alone in a bar or hanguing with his brother, or a geek con where you take awkard photos with other youtube celebs that don't openly hate you.

It's kind of amazing he keeps doing these desperate flexes. I dunno if it's because Bobby realized he is that stereotype (manbaby neckbeards) he hates, or he's just trying to pretend he isn't just a smoothbrained tard who has to be bailed out by family with these pathetic ooks and eeks that he isn't a pointless waste of flesh.

He's pretended he can lift, survive in the woods, own guns, and now that he's fucked beyond just wanking. He's literally trying to pretend to be those other guys he hates (fit jocks).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is what makes Bob so great. He has no moral center. He hated Hillary when she was running against Black Jesus, yet she became Pantsuit Jesus once she was running against Orange Hitler.

I don't believe this is correct. There was an early video of his that someone linked a month or two back. It was the Nintendo saves your childhood vid where Miyamoto is the bulkwork keeping out the scary adult world so you can eat candy cereal and watch cartoons or some Peter Pan bullshit. Before he describes his fever wet dream, he makes a point to talk about rabid fanbases in a derisive tone by comparing them to "an Obama rally". Even back then he knew it was #HerTime.

I feel like the person who told that story conflated what Bob actually told him with Bob's explanation of why people love Nintendo from one of his earliest Game Overthinker episodes.

In the episode Bob says something along the lines of

"Imagine you suddenly find yourself on your childhood street. You see your childhood home just like you remember it from when you were little. You go into the backyard and your old swingset is there and everything. Then you hear something barking and you can't believe your eyes! It's your old dog! He's still alive and just as happy to see you as ever!

And just when everything seems perfect you hear sounds of an evil, barbaric hoard approaching on the horizon. You realize that the hoard embodies everything that is evil, wrong and cruel in the world and that they are going to burn down and destroy everything they come in contact with and they're heading straight towards your house!

Then you hear a rustling in the bushes and a funny looking Japanese man pops out and tells you he can keep the hoard at bay and preserve your childhood home just as it is now. Keep it in a perpetual state of perfectness. If you only pay him a small fee.

That is what it's like to be a Nintendo fan."

I feel like Bob either based that monologue on a dream he had. Or the guy on Bechtloff's stream was bullshitting or misremembering and confused what Bob actually told him with what he said in the Game Overthinker video.

I will see if I can find the video. It was one of the earliest episodes. Probably one of the ten first.

EDIT: Here's the video. It was from episode 7.

 

[Positron]

Hi, I'm Robert Chipman, and I fuck.

"...there are other types of sides..."
Bobby gorged on the sides and didn't have the space for the entrée.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Another terrible movie idea that isn’t original. Imagine my shock.

And shrieking over Tulsi being on Hannity.