Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[grandpasatan]

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This cracks me up because it implies Bob is invited to cookouts or parties, when we all know Bob isn't welcome at any social functions that don't involve his family.

OK Boob you meet your escorts there we get it.

And he still uses a food euphemism.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I don't understand this whole "not making your own plate" thing if the person is fully able-bodied. The only time I've seen ANYONE make a plate for someone else is if that someone else is like, in a wheelchair or something and is physically incapable of doing so, or is a child and also incapable of doing so. Other than that, everybody always gets their own damn food. I've never seen my mom do it for my dad (never happens), nor my grandmothers do it for their husbands (my granddads), or anyone's girlfriend do it for their boyfriend. I don't get it.

Making up a plate of food for you at a cookout sounds like less of a girlfriend thing and DEFINITELY less of a hookup thing than a sweet little old lady thing or a volunteer serving lady thing.

Some poor chick in a hairnet plops a big spoonful of baked beans on his plate, just like she did with everyone in line in front of him, and Robert thinks, "Oh yeah, she totally wants my magic mushroom." Then he starts babbling to her about Mario and his youtube movie review show while trying to look suave in his Yoshi sportscoat, as her eyes glaze over and her smile gets more and more forced.

 

[lolwatagain]

So I took a second and found the greta thread on 4chan, (you just search the anonymous tag number, and the thread pops up on Google). Low and behold, its a /pol/ thread and the thing is clearly a joke. I don't know who originally found the thread, and why they decided they needed to show this small part of the thread as if it was being serious. If the argument is that its gonna rile people up, then wouldn't they turn on you when they realize it was fake? If you were genuinely outraged, how did the rest of the /pol/ thread not drive you away already? Its just mystifying how people act so dumb about this stuff.


But apparently Bob thinks people need to die over making a joke, no not the actual pedophiles running around, but those dang dirty 4chan trolls.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

 

[Neko GF]

In Robert's latest tirade he: claims that he is able to change his opinions, spergs about Warren being the only hope, spergs about how he hates other Americans, gets mad at other lefties for not consooming Dem rhetoric enough and has a euphoric atheist moment.

Spoiler: Robert is bigbrain

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1234726543521435648 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1234729388547170305 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1234720754081681408 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1234744533486837760 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1234745651063332864 (Archive)

Also this:

https://twitter.com/st_mulberry/status/1234747277744525313 (Archive)
I wouldn't either because it would be a waste of time.

 

[LiquidKid]

Something I completely forgot about yesterday, this is my new favorite from Bob. I cannot remember him being so incredibly catty, bitchy and high school girly in any retort before this.

Spoiler: Mean_Girl.exe

It starts with this.

Speed Racer Stan on Twitter

“@the_moviebob He traded one racist authoritarian for another. I’m glad to see you really got PoC’s best interests at heart.”

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Leads to this.

The 3 Eyed Centrist on Twitter

“@the_moviebob No one knows what the fuck this means”

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The 3 Eyed Centrist on Twitter: "No one knows what the fuck this mean…

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I didn't either so I had to look it up. I guess the joke is that some people think it's not that good?

Spoiler: From Wikipedia

The Eiger Sanction is a 1975 American action thriller film directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. Based on the 1972 novel The Eiger Sanction by Trevanian, the film is about an art history professor, mountain climber and former assassin once employed by a secret United States government agency who is blackmailed into returning to his deadly profession and do one more "sanction", a euphemism for killing. He agrees to join an international climbing team in Switzerland planning an ascent of the Eiger north face in order to complete a second sanction to avenge the murder of an old friend. The film was produced by Robert Daley for Eastwood's Malpaso Company, with Richard D. Zanuck and David Brown as executive producers, and co-starred George Kennedy, Vonetta McGee and Jack Cassidy.

Now the claws come out.

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“No one cares who you are, or that you'll ever have existed. https://t.co/lqvbxpZ6NM”

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Sorta cow crossover!

A. Stallings on Twitter

“@3EyedCentrist @the_moviebob I do.”

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This only means something if you're pretty in the know with the Weeb Wars and Nick Rekieta. This guy is one of the kick Vic spergs who accused Nick of being sanctioned and then locked down his account after getting heat. I found it funny.

Something that I think is important to point out is that Robert isn't exactly saying don't come to my side. He's saying "you chose different from me and irrespective of the fact that you now believe you were wrong and want to make amends I want you to die in a mass grave with all the other traitors". He literally says "No forgiveness. Ever"

What a treat to come back to!
I love how he was so self satisfied with making an obscure “joke” that no one would get that he felt the need to double down by announcing how much smarter he is than everyone because he made an esoteric joke. If that isn’t peak pretentious behavior, what is?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Next time Bob goes with his some variation of “who are you again?” crap, I definitely want someone to respond with “well for starters, I’m not a movie/video game Youtuber who thinks he’s the go to for intellectual political takes. So I’ve got that going for me.”

 

[Emperor Julian]

Next time Bob goes with his some variation of “who are you again?” crap, I definitely want someone to respond with “well for starters, I’m not a movie/video game Youtuber who thinks he’s the go to for intellectual political takes. So I’ve got that going for me.”

I was going to go with "I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy." from the departed if I can coax the fat fuck into saying it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Next time Bob goes with his some variation of “who are you again?” crap, I definitely want someone to respond with “well for starters, I’m not a movie/video game Youtuber who thinks he’s the go to for intellectual political takes. So I’ve got that going for me.”

I was going to go with "I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy." from the departed if I can coax the fat fuck into saying it.

Just fling it back at him with "I can ask the same thing about you."

 

[Flexo]

Just fling it back at him with "I can ask the same thing about you."

"Who are you?"

"Someone who has known the touch of a woman and has friends."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Just fling it back at him with "I can ask the same thing about you."

“Who are you?”

“Someone who isn’t a 39-year old man who lives in a basement and has a life that doesn’t involved Twitter.”

 

[Adamska]

"Who are you?"

"Someone who has known the touch of a woman and has friends."

"Who are you?"

"A guy who doesn't waddle to family or fans to fight his battles for him."
"A guy whose ideology isn't a cargo cultists' understanding of science from a Disney ride."
"A guy who did not defend a rapist and who does not stalk troons or chinese people."

Ad infinitum.

 

[The tired cat]

"Who are you?"

"A guy who doesn't waddle to family or fans to fight his battles for him."
"A guy whose ideology isn't a cargo cultists' understanding of science from a Disney ride."
"A guy who did not defend a rapist and who does not stalk troons or chinese people."

Ad infinitum.

"A guy who has an actual job and doesnt need to pray to Nintendo gods that I dont get kicked off a youtube channel or all my patrons drop me like a hot potato"

 

[ScottSteiner]

"Who are you?"

"A guy who doesn't waddle to family or fans to fight his battles for him."
"A guy whose ideology isn't a cargo cultists' understanding of science from a Disney ride."
"A guy who did not defend a rapist and who does not stalk troons or chinese people."

Ad infinitum.

The defending a rapist is the one that should be thrown in his face whenever he tries his smug bullshit. You can pretend to be billy big bollocks all you want Bob, but you still live in a basement, alone, hated by nearly everyone that comes into contact with you, and you were too much of a coward to stop someone you knew from sexually assaulting women.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

“Who are you?”

"Somebody that doesn't have shitty taste in clothes, food, movies, and pals around with a rapist apparently."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

"Who are you?"

"Someone who isn't a diabetic fatass."

 

[MarineN*423543]

Saw this on Twitter and describes Robert well.
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well who better than arrogant assholes who lack empathy tp bash a movie about it, specially the lard ball

 

[grandpasatan]

Some eye candy.

 

[Pickle Dick]

Some eye candy.

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lol bob has a following on twitter?

 

[Marissa Moira]

"Who are you?"

"A guy who doesn't waddle to family or fans to fight his battles for him."
"A guy whose ideology isn't a cargo cultists' understanding of science from a Disney ride."
"A guy who did not defend a rapist and who does not stalk troons or chinese people."

Ad infinitum.

Just say Super Brother.

 

[Absolutego]

lol bob has a following on twitter?

Surprising no one, Bob's message resonates with a lot of edgy middle schoolers. At least, I assume they're young because a very common refrain among his detractors whenever the subject of Bob is brought up on twitter now is "I can't believe 12-year-old me was dumb enough to think that dude was smart".