Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

I always screenshot when I post his feed. Robert does this thing that he never outright deletes his embarrasing stuff when he is in the middle of getting heat, because the fatass has a pride, but when people move on, he tends to scrub some of his most embarrasing moments, like this recent classic:

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I'm going back to this tweet for a moment because I think you guys were taking his cookout metaphor literally. To be fair, given how fat Bob is, that's understandable.

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around what exactly he means here because Bob's metaphor has never been used before in the history of mankind. This has had the unfortunate side effect of thinking about a repulsive fat middle-aged man's sex life, but that's my cross to bear. The best I can come up with is that he's saying that he's not in a relationship ("I don't show up to the cookout with anybody"), but he hooks up on the regular ("I still seldom end up making my own plate").

Massive X to doubt there, Bobby. You're a fat, balding, ugly manchild just shy of 40. I don't see anyone beyond the absolute dregs of Bahstan who can't do any better willingly choosing to have sex with you. The only way you're fucking anything better is if you're paying them or drugging them. You don't make enough for the first (at least not a decent one), and I can only hope that you don't do the second.

Nothing is more hilarious to me than Bob trying his best to pretend he's not a fat, aging fuckup, from claiming to have an active sex life to boasting about benching 300+ lbs. when he's clearly still a lardass. He seems incapable of any kind of self-reflection. Bad for him, great for us.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm going back to this tweet for a moment because I think you guys were taking his cookout metaphor literally. To be fair, given how fat Bob is, that's understandable.

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around what exactly he means here because Bob's metaphor has never been used before in the history of mankind. This has had the unfortunate side effect of thinking about a repulsive fat middle-aged man's sex life, but that's my cross to bear. The best I can come up with is that he's saying that he's not in a relationship ("I don't show up to the cookout with anybody"), but he hooks up on the regular ("I still seldom end up making my own plate").

Massive X to doubt there, Bobby. You're a fat, balding, ugly manchild just shy of 40. I don't see anyone beyond the absolute dregs of Bahstan who can't do any better willingly choosing to have sex with you. The only way you're fucking anything better is if you're paying them or drugging them. You don't make enough for the first (at least not a decent one), and I can only hope that you don't do the second.

Nothing is more hilarious to me than Bob trying his best to pretend he's not a fat, aging fuckup, from claiming to have an active sex life to boasting about benching 300+ lbs. when he's clearly still a lardass. He seems incapable of any kind of self-reflection. Bad for him, great for us.

The fact that he used that metaphor for hooking up is confusing because in order for the metaphor to WORK, men not making their own plates and letting their wamen partner do it for them would HAVE to be a COMMON thing, otherwise people would be like "Dude are you in a wheelchair or something, you too fat/lazy/diabeeto/exceptional to get your own damn plate of food?" And it REALLY doesn't make sense in the context of a hookup because what random tinder date who's going to boink him and be gone even be so inclined to do things like make Diabeeto a plate of food? Either way, pressing huge X to doubt that blobbo hooks up on the regular.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Nothing is more hilarious to me than Bob trying his best to pretend he's not a fat, aging fuckup, from claiming to have an active sex life to boasting about benching 300+ lbs. when he's clearly still a lardass. He seems incapable of any kind of self-reflection. Bad for him, great for us.

Don't forget gunslinging survivalist and master chef food connoisseur.

 

[lolwatagain]

I'm going back to this tweet for a moment because I think you guys were taking his cookout metaphor literally. To be fair, given how fat Bob is, that's understandable.

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around what exactly he means here because Bob's metaphor has never been used before in the history of mankind. This has had the unfortunate side effect of thinking about a repulsive fat middle-aged man's sex life, but that's my cross to bear. The best I can come up with is that he's saying that he's not in a relationship ("I don't show up to the cookout with anybody"), but he hooks up on the regular ("I still seldom end up making my own plate").

Massive X to doubt there, Bobby. You're a fat, balding, ugly manchild just shy of 40. I don't see anyone beyond the absolute dregs of Bahstan who can't do any better willingly choosing to have sex with you. The only way you're fucking anything better is if you're paying them or drugging them. You don't make enough for the first (at least not a decent one), and I can only hope that you don't do the second.

Nothing is more hilarious to me than Bob trying his best to pretend he's not a fat, aging fuckup, from claiming to have an active sex life to boasting about benching 300+ lbs. when he's clearly still a lardass. He seems incapable of any kind of self-reflection. Bad for him, great for us.

I think he's trying to say that he's invited to parties and he doesn't end up masturbating in the corner by himself at the end of it.

We all know that both of those statements are false.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

lttp but Christ I used to feel bad for this guy, having PDF'd his book when people were mocking it back in the day. Thought he was just another, sort of more together Chris Chan so I don't take joy in mocking him but now I can't stop laughing at this fascist eugenics persona he's taken up.

How can he seriously look around your surroundings and think, at whatever tender age he is now, "I made it!" No hating on people living with their parents but this guy has just nothing at all to be proud of, his life is a wreck. An even more lame Mussolini.

 

[Commander X]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I *am* working-class, friend. My only hatreds here are for ignorant and cruel people, and the fact that only SOME workers (and some "work") gets the sympathy of being thought of as such in this country - usually the ones who're also brutish, ignorant and cruel as people. https://t.co/Q5oOMSEoUF”

twitter.com

This slob keeps posting like he's the final boss, ranting in an RPG. You can imagine him, clutching a magical artifact, ranting to your player character "Soon, with this I can wipe out the movies that make me mad, and the puny ones who don't agree with me! Everyone who bullied me in High School shall pay!"

 

[The tired cat]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I *am* working-class, friend. My only hatreds here are for ignorant and cruel people, and the fact that only SOME workers (and some "work") gets the sympathy of being thought of as such in this country - usually the ones who're also brutish, ignorant and cruel as people. https://t.co/Q5oOMSEoUF”

twitter.com

This slob keeps posting like he's the final boss, ranting in an RPG. You can imagine him, clutching a magical artifact, ranting to your player character "Soon, with this I can wipe out the movies that make me mad, and the puny ones who don't agree with me! Everyone who bullied me in High School shall pay!"

Oh, so he's the main badguy from Bully. But he ain't smart or cunning.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

lttp but Christ I used to feel bad for this guy, having PDF'd his book when people were mocking it back in the day. Thought he was just another, sort of more together Chris Chan so I don't take joy in mocking him but now I can't stop laughing at this fascist eugenics persona he's taken up.

How can he seriously look around your surroundings and think, at whatever tender age he is now, "I made it!" No hating on people living with their parents but this guy has just nothing at all to be proud of, his life is a wreck. An even more lame Mussolini.

That's the thing, he knows he's a loser and a few times has let the facade slip, especially when he was whining about Fantastic Beasts 2. He assumed by now he'd be making movies and instead is stuck in internet criticism, which he'll eventually get fired from again. The tweeting is just bravado to keep the wrong people from knowing they won, but hes too dumb to know we figured it out long ago.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I *am* working-class, friend. My only hatreds here are for ignorant and cruel people, and the fact that only SOME workers (and some "work") gets the sympathy of being thought of as such in this country - usually the ones who're also brutish, ignorant and cruel as people. https://t.co/Q5oOMSEoUF”

twitter.com

This slob keeps posting like he's the final boss, ranting in an RPG. You can imagine him, clutching a magical artifact, ranting to your player character "Soon, with this I can wipe out the movies that make me mad, and the puny ones who don't agree with me! Everyone who bullied me in High School shall pay!"

Someone with a computer shoop that into this.

 

[Bepis]

The defending a rapist is the one that should be thrown in his face whenever he tries his smug bullshit. You can pretend to be billy big bollocks all you want Bob, but you still live in a basement, alone, hated by nearly everyone that comes into contact with you, and you were too much of a coward to stop someone you knew from sexually assaulting women.

It's not even the worst person he's defended. Nick "srhbutts" Nyberg ran FFShrine for a long time and was, years ago, outed as a pedophile. Here we have Moviebob defending this person.

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Sending good vibes to @srhbutts, who is endu…

archived 3 Jan 2015 20:59:14 UTC

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http://archive.fo/wip/W2Tfu

A series of tweets sent to srhbutts from Bob up to a year after the outing.

 

[Adamska]

It's not even the worst person he's defended. Nick "srhbutts" Nyberg ran FFShrine for a long time and was, years ago, outed as a pedophile. Here we have Moviebob defending this person.

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Sending good vibes to @srhbutts, who is endu…

archived 3 Jan 2015 20:59:14 UTC

archive.fo

http://archive.fo/wip/W2Tfu

A series of tweets sent to srhbutts from Bob up to a year after the outing.

It's almost like Bobby Chimpman wishes he was a rapist like his old pals Faraci and Nyberg, given how happily he stalks women and how hard he defended them until it was suicidal to do so.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I *am* working-class, friend. My only hatreds here are for ignorant and cruel people, and the fact that only SOME workers (and some "work") gets the sympathy of being thought of as such in this country - usually the ones who're also brutish, ignorant and cruel as people. https://t.co/Q5oOMSEoUF”

twitter.com

This slob keeps posting like he's the final boss, ranting in an RPG. You can imagine him, clutching a magical artifact, ranting to your player character "Soon, with this I can wipe out the movies that make me mad, and the puny ones who don't agree with me! Everyone who bullied me in High School shall pay!"

A quick, crude shop job, but here's Robert's victim complex in a nutshell:

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

It's almost like Bobby Chimpman wishes he was a rapist like his old pals Faraci and Nyberg, given how happily he stalks women and how hard he defended them until it was suicidal to do so.

He defends his friends so fiercely because he has so very, very few of them. I suspect manipulative creeps like to befriend people like Bob for exactly this reason.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I *am* working-class, friend. My only hatreds here are for ignorant and cruel people, and the fact that only SOME workers (and some "work") gets the sympathy of being thought of as such in this country - usually the ones who're also brutish, ignorant and cruel as people. https://t.co/Q5oOMSEoUF”

twitter.com

This slob keeps posting like he's the final boss, ranting in an RPG. You can imagine him, clutching a magical artifact, ranting to your player character "Soon, with this I can wipe out the movies that make me mad, and the puny ones who don't agree with me! Everyone who bullied me in High School shall pay!"

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I *am* working-class, friend. My only hatred…

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:23:02 UTC

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I thought I missed something and it just got reposted but no, the sped's just repeating himself hoping one day it'll be true

Spoiler: You be the judge

The original

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I *am* a "working class voter." My only ange…

archived 23 Feb 2020 14:43:52 UTC

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The soft reboot

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I *am* working-class, friend. My only hatred…

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:23:02 UTC

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And from that I found this fun little exchange.

Spoiler: Sex work is real work!

Fasc on Twitter

“@the_moviebob You're not working-class. You're not even close to working-class. Not everything that takes time or effort or even nets you rewards and privileges is work. If it infuriates you that you're not treated as an equivalent to a roofer or plumber's assistant, get over it.”

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Fasc on Twitter: "You're not working-class. You're not even close to …

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:30:50 UTC

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Alison Hyams on Twitter

“@the_moviebob I really hate these people. They are such fucking idiots, with such a misanthropic view of what work actually is. And you KNOW damn well these people are anti sex workers too.”

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Alison Hyams on Twitter: "I really hate these people. They are such f…

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:31:44 UTC

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Bonus points to who ever can figure out what Bob's saying here AND knows the correct usage of "misanthropic"

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“1000% garaunteed. https://t.co/82tK8FXkPU”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "1000% garaunteed.… "

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:38:11 UTC

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"I said 1000% now may I please get some Lesbian coochie?"

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

A quick, crude shop job, but here's Robert's victim complex in a nutshell:
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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I *am* working-class, friend. My only hatred…

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:23:02 UTC

archive.ph

I thought I missed something and it just got reposted but no, the sped's just repeating himself hoping one day it'll be true

Spoiler: You be the judge

The original

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I *am* a "working class voter." My only ange…

archived 23 Feb 2020 14:43:52 UTC

archive.ph

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The soft reboot

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I *am* working-class, friend. My only hatred…

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:23:02 UTC

archive.ph

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And from that I found this fun little exchange.

Spoiler: Sex work is real work!

Fasc on Twitter

“@the_moviebob You're not working-class. You're not even close to working-class. Not everything that takes time or effort or even nets you rewards and privileges is work. If it infuriates you that you're not treated as an equivalent to a roofer or plumber's assistant, get over it.”

twitter.com

Fasc on Twitter: "You're not working-class. You're not even close to …

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:30:50 UTC

archive.ph

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Alison Hyams on Twitter

“@the_moviebob I really hate these people. They are such fucking idiots, with such a misanthropic view of what work actually is. And you KNOW damn well these people are anti sex workers too.”

twitter.com

Alison Hyams on Twitter: "I really hate these people. They are such f…

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:31:44 UTC

archive.ph

Bonus points to who ever can figure out what Bob's saying here AND knows the correct usage of "misanthropic"
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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“1000% garaunteed. https://t.co/82tK8FXkPU”

twitter.com

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "1000% garaunteed.… "

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:38:11 UTC

archive.ph

"I said 1000% now may I please get some Lesbian coochie?"
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In what way is Bob anything like the working class? He regularly flips shit about the poorly-educated, working class schmucks that he considers responsible for his failure to be granted a superior body, superior alien booty, on a superior starship, in a superior future.

 

[Absolutego]

In what way is Bob anything like the working class? He regularly flips shit about the poorly-educated, working class schmucks that he considers responsible for his failure to be granted a superior body, superior alien booty, on a superior starship, in a superior future.

Yeah but he grew up surrounded by those working class schmucks he rants about, and going by his tendency to marinate poultry in soda (and the rest of his culinary habits, tbh), the only thing separating Bob from the white trash he considers the end-all of the universe's ills is their respective degree of self-loathing.

 

[Lensherr]

At one point, Bob was raking in around $4,000 a month from Patreon alone, and that’s not even taking into account his other sources of revenue and the fact that his living expenses probably aren’t that high considering that he lives with his brother (?). Any honest to God working class person would kill for a setup like that.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

At one point, Bob was raking in around $4,000 a month from Patreon alone, and that’s not even taking into account his other sources of revenue and the fact that his living expenses probably aren’t that high considering that he lives with his brother (?). Any honest to God working class person would kill for a setup like that.

Just checked and he's still making a very healthy $3,200 for unfathomable reasons.

Not gonna lie, I am jealous that somehow, someone who has done jack shit with their life and seems to be in a dimensional merge himself is able to just float on by while still acting like his world is nothing but pure shit and is entitled to more. He is the superior race afterall.

 

[Bolo]

Seems like Robert is getting one of his weekly internet beating from them internet tankies over his doctrine of philosepher kings being the only ones fit to rule or some shit.

At this point it all seems overwhealming for me to keep up, but I found this little gems:

Nothing new here, just Robert simping out. But the extra sad part is that he is talking as if they are good friends that missed an opportunity to catch up.

And here are the responses to that tweet:

Not Pictured: any sort of response form Anita, not even a like.

Ok sure, I doubt anita has the time or patience to go over every single response and all that shit, i dunno, I don't have social media. But it also tells you that you are not really on her radar Robert, not even to say "Oh hey, yeah it was a pity, maybe next time". It would be a sad awnser, but at least you could prance around owning those trolls you hate so much.

But holy shit acting like you are buddy- buddy just to get no response, and in such a public fashion, at one point you would think one would stop doing this shit, but not Robert.

No wonder he workships Naomi Wu, she is one of the few that have ever answered him.

 

[Mola Ram]

But holy shit acting like you are buddy- buddy just to get no response, and in such a public fashion, at one point you would think one would stop doing this shit, but not Robert.

I suspect Anita was perfectly aware Bob was at PAX, and planned accordingly.