Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

Whoever told Robert he could get laid if he "yas queen" hard enough, kudos to you sir or madam, because by god this manchild tries so freaking hard.

First, keep your women supremacy fetish to yourself you fucking weirdo, go back to jerk off to America 3000 (shitty B movie about warrior queens taking over the world).

Second, The "reality" media did exploit the image of Warren, Hilary and Ford, but the vast majority sure as fuck tried to put them in the best light possible when it was for political interest, but no matter what, you can't bend reality, and now, you can't pretend that Warren doesn't have the votes to run, and that include women votes as well, the fuck you want Robert? A vagina doesn't give you presidential birth right.

Third, unless the "fury" that these future queens unleash is to take over the military and overthrow goverments, then I think west civ will be fine Robert, keep your erection away. Also, you do know this whole "yas queen, you go girl" empowerment shit ain't new, right? And it sure as fuck it this isn't the first generation that will have a Beyonce esque role model telling them to "DQAF warrior Queen". Funny thing is, this message always look good on songs, but not so much on the real world, given that even queen bee Beyonce had to suck it up the very public news of her husband fucking around and still having to stay with the asshole because in the end it pays off for her career.

Forth, fetishize all you want about your angry women taking over, you do know that keeping this overbearing persecution complex just makes a person fucking miserable, don't you? You can call rigthous anger all you want, but no one wants to deal with a person like that. Unless it is some sort of personal brand for politics like AOC or Anita, this attitude just drives people away, because like it or not, outrage always comes with the price of being overbearing even if you agree with the grievance.

Just look at yourself Robert, where did this angry attitude of yours got you? All you do is your shitty litle videos and then you spend the rest of your time being angry in twitter, to the point where everybody kinda hates you. You don't colab with anyone, you barely do any movie podcast with anyone, the only person that seems interested in you is your brother, and in part, let's be honest, is because he wants to get your viewers and start up his own internet persona.

Fifth, you are a cunt Robert, and nobody likes you.

 

[lolwatagain]

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Whoever told Robert he could get laid if he "yas queen" hard enough, kudos to you sir or madam, because by god this manchild tries so freaking hard.

First, keep your women supremacy fetish to yourself you fucking weirdo, go back to jerk off to America 3000 (shitty B movie about warrior queens taking over the world).

Second, The "reality" media did exploit the image of Warren, Hilary and Ford, but the vast majority sure as fuck tried to put them in the best light possible when it was for political interest, but no matter what, you can't bend reality, and now, you can't pretend that Warren doesn't have the votes to run, and that include women votes as well, the fuck you want Robert? A vagina doesn't give you presidential birth right.

Third, unless the "fury" that these future queens unleash is to take over the military and overthrow goverments, then I think west civ will be fine Robert, keep your erection away. Also, you do know this whole "yas queen, you go girl" empowerment shit ain't new, right? And it sure as fuck it this isn't the first generation that will have a Beyonce esque role model telling them to "DQAF warrior Queen". Funny thing is, this message always look good on songs, but not so much on the real world, given that even queen bee Beyonce had to suck it up the very public news of her husband fucking around and still having to stay with the asshole because in the end it pays off for her career.

Forth, fetishize all you want about your angry women taking over, you do know that keeping this overbearing persecution complex just makes a person fucking miserable, don't you? You can call rigthous anger all you want, but no one wants to deal with a person like that. Unless it is some sort of personal brand for politics like AOC or Anita, this attitude just drives people away, because like it or not, outrage always comes with the price of being overbearing even if you agree if the grievance.

Just look at yourself Robert, where did this angry attitude of yours got you? All you do is your shitty litle videos and then you spend the rest of your time being angry in twitter, to the point where everybody kinda hates you. You don't colab with anyone, you barely do any movie podcast with anyone, the only person that seems interested in you is your brother, and in part, let's be honest, is because he wants to get your viewers and start up his own internet persona.

Fifth, you are a cunt Robert, and nobody likes you.

We already know what these future queens will do

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Coronavirus sperging.

And continuing to worship a mediocre Oscar-bait capeshit flick that everyone forgotten about.

 

[Marissa Moira]

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Whoever told Robert he could get laid if he "yas queen" hard enough, kudos to you sir or madam, because by god this manchild tries so freaking hard.

First, keep your women supremacy fetish to yourself you fucking weirdo, go back to jerk off to America 3000 (shitty B movie about warrior queens taking over the world).

Second, The "reality" media did exploit the image of Warren, Hilary and Ford, but the vast majority sure as fuck tried to put them in the best light possible when it was for political interest, but no matter what, you can't bend reality, and now, you can't pretend that Warren doesn't have the votes to run, and that include women votes as well, the fuck you want Robert? A vagina doesn't give you presidential birth right.

Third, unless the "fury" that these future queens unleash is to take over the military and overthrow goverments, then I think west civ will be fine Robert, keep your erection away. Also, you do know this whole "yas queen, you go girl" empowerment shit ain't new, right? And it sure as fuck it this isn't the first generation that will have a Beyonce esque role model telling them to "DQAF warrior Queen". Funny thing is, this message always look good on songs, but not so much on the real world, given that even queen bee Beyonce had to suck it up the very public news of her husband fucking around and still having to stay with the asshole because in the end it pays off for her career.

Forth, fetishize all you want about your angry women taking over, you do know that keeping this overbearing persecution complex just makes a person fucking miserable, don't you? You can call rigthous anger all you want, but no one wants to deal with a person like that. Unless it is some sort of personal brand for politics like AOC or Anita, this attitude just drives people away, because like it or not, outrage always comes with the price of being overbearing even if you agree with the grievance.

Just look at yourself Robert, where did this angry attitude of yours got you? All you do is your shitty litle videos and then you spend the rest of your time being angry in twitter, to the point where everybody kinda hates you. You don't colab with anyone, you barely do any movie podcast with anyone, the only person that seems interested in you is your brother, and in part, let's be honest, is because he wants to get your viewers and start up his own internet persona.

Fifth, you are a cunt Robert, and nobody likes you.

"Yes Mommy step on my balls harder, let me lick your shoes I am fucking desperate for any kind of ATTENTION"- MovieBob's Subconcious

He's acting like all girls don't have fathers in their lives. Real dads wouldn't let their daughters grow up to be feminist faggots like bob imagines.

This feminist empowerment bullshit has existed since my grandparents at this point, Bob is promoting 60 year old snake oil that's long since expired.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I can guarantee Bob that disingenuous female politicians and movies starring boring empowered Mary Sues who are perfect at everything aren't being pushed on girls because the girls have been asking for them. They're being pushed on girls because sexism hustlers and SJWs want to push an ideology, and make little girls see them as crusaders who will rescue them from male oppression.

Also, Oh no! What will the army of furious little girls angry about Warren losing do when they grow up? Dye their hair an even more unnatural color? Screech even louder about the Patriarchy? Or just shit themselves and do nothing? One thing they won't be doing is rewarding MovieBob with White Knight Rescue Sex....

 

[Harvey Danger]

Also, Oh no! What will the army of furious little girls angry about Warren losing do when they grow up? Dye their hair an even more unnatural color? Screech even louder about the Patriarchy? Or just shit themselves and do nothing? One thing they won't be doing is rewarding MovieBob with White Knight Rescue Sex....

I feel like I've had to say this line a lot recently, but: "fine, go ahead, do it. I'd love to watch them try."

Let them go ahead and try to...

start the glorious revolution
seize all the rifles in the USA
impeach a President over a phone call
withhold sex until laws change
start the progressive revolution
punch actual Nazis
create a workable health care reform
start the minimum wage worker's revolution
drain the country's top talent by moving to Canada
smash the patriarchy because they saw Captain Marvel as a kid.

I'm sure it will turn out great.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Every women at a bar plans ahead in case they see Bob there.

special cyanide capsule in their teeth?

 

[Drunk and Pour]

That's the thing, he knows he's a loser and a few times has let the facade slip, especially when he was whining about Fantastic Beasts 2. He assumed by now he'd be making movies and instead is stuck in internet criticism, which he'll eventually get fired from again. The tweeting is just bravado to keep the wrong people from knowing they won, but hes too dumb to know we figured it out long ago.

I don't know if he knows he's a loser. He knows he's not where he thinks he should be, but he blames that on outside factors beyond his control. The funny thing is, if he put in the effort, he could have been making movies by now. Not good movies, but technically movies. RLM has made movies, as well as Channel Awesome. He lucked into being one of the first of the YouTube movie reviewers. He's got this narcissism that a creator's vision should never be questioned, and has too much pride to affectively collaborate with other people, and an Ed Wood like delusion of "Eh, good enough, nobody will notice".

In what way is Bob anything like the working class? He regularly flips shit about the poorly-educated, working class schmucks that he considers responsible for his failure to be granted a superior body, superior alien booty, on a superior starship, in a superior future.

On another note Robert's recent wave of sperging: whines about being doxxxxed, more vote for muh Dems troglodyte, "people", "Hillary wasn't elected because of sexism", "21st Century Americans"and calling himself an adult:

Spoiler: I'M AN ADULT

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"Bernie is Plan B"
You absolute fucking moron. Bernie is going nowhere. I'm glad he's pre-lubing his anus and ready and willing to take the ass raping all the other Bernie Bros are going to get. Then Plan C, Uncle "What Year Is This?" Joe, then Plan D which is hopefully mass suicide. I love the "spare me 'welcome brother', I have a long memory". Nice unifying coalition you got there. All successful, "progressive", alliances are built on distrust and enemies lists.

His assessment of Biden and Hillary is interesting. PoliticalStrategistBob thinks A) We don't need your vote, and B) Personality, record, and issues doesn't matter, Biden is going to win because he isn't a woman.

"That guy" is the villain, and we need to "inwardly AND outwardly make the chance to cut him loose", and reorient leadership to the opposite. Bob's type of leader would be smug, "over educated", urban bourgeois white males with an Oedipus complex/white females with daddy issues. And I don't know if he knows what voting is. How do you "cut loose" a massive voting block and expect to win anything? You have to literally oppress the vote of the people you hate to win.

Also, "I'm an adult" is what's wrong with the Democrats right now. Democrats are turning into the party of the upper middle class white kids that want the government to be their new mommy, despite how hard they are claiming that blacks are the "heart and soul" of the Dems.

Fasc on Twitter

“@the_moviebob You're not working-class. You're not even close to working-class. Not everything that takes time or effort or even nets you rewards and privileges is work. If it infuriates you that you're not treated as an equivalent to a roofer or plumber's assistant, get over it.”

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“@the_moviebob I really hate these people. They are such fucking idiots, with such a misanthropic view of what work actually is. And you KNOW damn well these people are anti sex workers too.”

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Bonus points to who ever can figure out what Bob's saying here AND knows the correct usage of "misanthropic"
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“1000% garaunteed. https://t.co/82tK8FXkPU”

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I think WorkingClassBob's point is people calling him out on not actually being working class proves his point that some work is unjustly not considered working class. It's classic, "if she floats, she's a witch" double think. Literally any type of work would be considered working class. He is no more working class than a guy sitting behind a computer trading stocks all day. He's angry at the working class because the working class is seen as the unnamed hero who keeps society running. Of course the reason is, these are the people paving roads on a 100 degree day, or fixing downed power lines during a storm. This fat lazy fuck wants the same recognition for making subpar YouTube videos. But they are obviously ignorant brutes who are too stupid to work Adobe Creative Suite.

And "misanthropic" means hatred for humanity, not a general dislike, or even indifference, of an occupation. I'm all for sex workers. I'm glad feminism has gone full circle and admitted guys just want to see you naked and grind their dicks without having to listen to your opinion, and girls just want money and attention for doing nothing more than taking off their clothes. Great job.

So, I get bonus points, right?

"I said 1000% now may I please get some Lesbian coochie?"
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NiceGuyBob is 1000% in favor if sex workers. I'm surprised it not a googol%

Man I don't know...when you look at Bob and you see how much earning $4k in neet bucks actually costs him.

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Has there ever been a photo of Bob where's he genuinely happy? Maybe in the past there was one but nothing in recent memory comes to mind. Is $4k a month worth becoming like a hateful husk of a human like Bob?

Oh shit, that leather jacket. Watch out everybody, the Fonz is coming through. Don't mess with him, he's from the other side of the tracks.

Nah, I like this because it shows BigBrainBob is probably microcephalic.

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"DGAF Warrior Queen" does he mean girls should strive to be four chord pop stars? Nah, he's not that clever. Don't Give A Fuck Warrior Queen? That's just an asshole. Dropping rose pedals for a politician is actually more concerning. Women breaking "everything" when they don't get what they want is telling. He thinks temper tantrums work? "Fuck, she broke all my shit because we got into an argument, I was obviously wrong".

I wonder how great he'll think about sex workers when his niece becomes one?

And the women he named, all fucking liars.

 

[Ecto-1A]

"Yes Mommy step on my balls harder, let me lick your shoes I am fucking desperate for any kind of ATTENTION"- MovieBob's Subconcious

He's acting like all girls don't have fathers in their lives. Real dads wouldn't let their daughters grow up to be feminist faggots like bob imagines.

This feminist empowerment bullshit has existed since my grandparents at this point, Bob is promoting 60 year old snake oil that's long since expired.

Should he also hire a dominatrix to beat him and make him worship her too?

(BTW-America 3000 is notorious for the studio not paying the cast and crew money)

 

[The tired cat]

Bobo sperging how "dem girls gonna show ya place", reminds me 2 movies. One was about how 2 guys were cryo frozen, only to awaken in a future were all men were removedd and women ruled, only thing said movie was a satire. Second movie was again about women ruling, but it was how one scientist made a "perfect' male without all the faults of "normal" savage males. But the 2ns movie was pretty much a crazy feminist bitches wet dream come true, how all remainibg males are just brutes an mindless savages, while the "pure" guy is how all males shoule be.

 

[Clark Kent]

Bobo sperging how "dem girls gonna show ya place", reminds me 2 movies. One was about how 2 guys were cryo frozen, only to awaken in a future were all men were removedd and women ruled, only thing said movie was a satire. Second movie was again about women ruling, but it was how one scientist made a "perfect' male without all the faults of "normal" savage males. But the 2ns movie was pretty much a crazy feminist bitches wet dream come true, how all remainibg males are just brutes an mindless savages, while the "pure" guy is how all males shoule be.

This makes me want to see both films, and I wouldn't mind reading some more of your reviews, making you a better critic than Robert in my eyes.

What are the names of these two movies though? I actually want to check them out.

 

[The tired cat]

This makes me want to see both films, and I wouldn't mind reading some more of your reviews, making you a better critic than Robert in my eyes.

What are the names of these two movies though? I actually want to check them out.

The 1st movie is called Sexmission and its a Polish 1984 comedy, while the 2nd is called Last Man on Planet Earth and was made in 1999.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob’s whining about Doug Walker’s recent review of Spider-Man (2002).

And delivering some hot takes on Disney Wars.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob’s whining about Doug Walker’s recent review of Spider-Man (2002).
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Is Bob going after Doug Walker punching up, punching down, or just one miserable autist gnawing on another's leg? Hmm.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I see Bob still can't admit that the sequel trilogy was a miserable failure and that the damage control Disney is doing is the equivalent of resuscitating a dead man.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Is Bob going after Doug Walker punching up, punching down, or just one miserable autist gnawing on another's leg? Hmm.

I think it’s from Doug admitting that he thought it was campy and goofy when it came out. This is what is getting Bob’s tampon being lit on fire.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

I think it’s from Doug admitting that he thought it was campy and goofy when it came out. This is what is getting Bob’s tampon being lit on fire.

But it was intentionally campy and goofy, but with a lot of heart, almost like Raimi realized comics are for kids.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

What is he getting at with the American horror genre is right leaning? Is that in regard to the Spiderman post? It's too bad he's on a deadline and can't articulate he tweets.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What is he getting at with the American horror genre is right leaning? Is that in regard to the Spiderman post? It's too bad he's on a deadline and can't articulate he tweets.

I'm guessing he'll start with "Jason Vorhees kills promiscuous slutty teenagers so he's pretty much Rush Limbaugh in a hockey mask" and then he'll just Wikipedia the rest.

Bob’s whining about Doug Walker’s recent review of Spider-Man (2002).
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Unlike Bob, who treats working people with only the utmost dignity.
Then again, Peter Parker is a photographer, therefore he's part of the media-owned "real working class" that is somehow more necessary yet utterly replaceable.
If Green Goblin had demanded "TELL ME WHO FARMED THOSE PUMPKINS!" Bob would be furious at Jameson for not immediately throwing that worthless agrarian under the bus.
Especially if Gobby turned those pumpkins into bombs to blow up an anti-abortion rally.
(HARSH I know, but put it in context that Bob dismisses Doug's opinions on personal grounds but can't stand it when anyone does the same to Bob)

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Here we go boiz. Hope she dun got that pay.

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