Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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CervixHammer said:
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Got to love Bob's humble brags. "I never have to make my own plate, hehe, know what I mean".

Ooh, double-digits? That's as many as 10. Nice to know he was keeping count, unfortunately he couldn't tabulate more than 10 for lack of toes. I wonder what the percentage is for people who say they watch your work to people who actually watch your work at these events? I don't think many people go up to someone and say, "Yeah, I have no fucking clue who you are". And let's pretend any of that is slightly true. Your fans are kids. They're drawn to your wacky persona, fast talking "tough guy" accent, and dismissive tone when you draw out words like, "yeeaahhh", to indicate you're just too smart for what ever the topic is, and you're not seen as lame as their parents. You have the same type of fanbase as Steve from Blue's Clues, congratulations.

"Hand-deliver care-package of voice-cure goodies" is a very strange way to say someone gave you drugs. Just as strange is all the hyphens. Bob seems like too much of a pussy to actually do drugs, so I'm assuming someone gave him a lozenges? I doubt anybody was like, "Shit, The MovieBob sounds hoarse, let me run to CVS and buy a care package worth of sore throat medicine." Bob, you're an 80s kid, you know not to take candy from strangers.

"Learned from a film pro that I've an industry fan" is such a nothing statement. I can truthfully say I know people that worked for a major news outlet. I haven't talked to them in some 15 years, and they were in no way involved in the "news" aspect of the company, yet still technically true. Have them on as a guest, Bob. RLM had Macaulay Culkin and Max Landis on, as well as the guys who did Samurai Cop and Curse of the Wolf. What ever six degrees of separation is involved from "film pro" to "industry fan", I'm sure it just boils down to, "this fathead with an audience unquestionably shills our product, so we smash like on his Youtube videos".

And you literally lost balance because of a combination of obesity, gravity, and lack of toes.
 
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Drunk and Pour said:
"Learned from a film pro that I've an industry fan" is such a nothing statement. I can truthfully say I know people that worked for a major news outlet. I haven't talked to them in some 15 years, and they were in no way involved in the "news" aspect of the company, yet still technically true. Have them on as a guest, Bob. RLM had Macaulay Culkin and Max Landis on, as well as the guys who did Samurai Cop and Curse of the Wolf. What ever six degrees of separation is involved from "film pro" to "industry fan", I'm sure it just boils down to, "this fathead with an audience unquestionably shills our product, so we smash like on his Youtube videos".

And you literally lost balance because of a combination of obesity, gravity, and lack of toes.
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Alternatively, “hey, aren’t you the guy that had a raging scream-fest about Pixels that one time? Man, my industry friend watches that video all the time and laughs his ass off at how mad you were!”
 
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King Dead said:
I'm going back to this tweet for a moment because I think you guys were taking his cookout metaphor literally. To be fair, given how fat Bob is, that's understandable.

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around what exactly he means here because Bob's metaphor has never been used before in the history of mankind. This has had the unfortunate side effect of thinking about a repulsive fat middle-aged man's sex life, but that's my cross to bear. The best I can come up with is that he's saying that he's not in a relationship ("I don't show up to the cookout with anybody"), but he hooks up on the regular ("I still seldom end up making my own plate").

Massive X to doubt there, Bobby. You're a fat, balding, ugly manchild just shy of 40. I don't see anyone beyond the absolute dregs of Bahstan who can't do any better willingly choosing to have sex with you. The only way you're fucking anything better is if you're paying them or drugging them. You don't make enough for the first (at least not a decent one), and I can only hope that you don't do the second.

Nothing is more hilarious to me than Bob trying his best to pretend he's not a fat, aging fuckup, from claiming to have an active sex life to boasting about benching 300+ lbs. when he's clearly still a lardass. He seems incapable of any kind of self-reflection. Bad for him, great for us.
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He doesn't have a date, he is a chronic masturbator. At least thats what i got from that retard metaphor
 
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Bolo said:
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Whoever told Robert he could get laid if he "yas queen" hard enough, kudos to you sir or madam, because by god this manchild tries so freaking hard.

First, keep your women supremacy fetish to yourself you fucking weirdo, go back to jerk off to America 3000 (shitty B movie about warrior queens taking over the world).

Second, The "reality" media did exploit the image of Warren, Hilary and Ford, but the vast majority sure as fuck tried to put them in the best light possible when it was for political interest, but no matter what, you can't bend reality, and now, you can't pretend that Warren doesn't have the votes to run, and that include women votes as well, the fuck you want Robert? A vagina doesn't give you presidential birth right.

Third, unless the "fury" that these future queens unleash is to take over the military and overthrow goverments, then I think west civ will be fine Robert, keep your erection away. Also, you do know this whole "yas queen, you go girl" empowerment shit ain't new, right? And it sure as fuck it this isn't the first generation that will have a Beyonce esque role model telling them to "DQAF warrior Queen". Funny thing is, this message always look good on songs, but not so much on the real world, given that even queen bee Beyonce had to suck it up the very public news of her husband fucking around and still having to stay with the asshole because in the end it pays off for her career.
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Bob, you know... movies aren't reality, right? That a 120 lb. woman taking on multiple 200 lb. men and coming out on top without a single strand of hair mussed is, like most action movie cliches, something that will get you killed if you try it in real life? (Bonus points for it being the same people who bitch about "muh unrealistic body standards" stanning for this shit.) I hope that, unlike you, these hypothetical girls can separate fact from fiction and recognize that their escapist fantasies are just fantasies and not something that corresponds to reality.
 
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CervixHammer said:
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"I grew up watching your work" usually just means they're "fans" out of nostalgia and brand loyalty.

According to Bob, none of these people are NEW fans, which is pretty bad news for an "internet person", so of course Bob totally ignores that.
 
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"Have I made it perfectly clear that I masturbated, or at least attempted to, to Margot Robbie being hungry for a sandwich in Birds of Prey? Because I really want the world to know that. Yes ladies, I am a feminist, and I love this movie because it's so feminist. My DM's are always open."
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
"Have I made it perfectly clear that I masturbated, or at least attempted to, to Margot Robbie being hungry for a sandwich in Birds of Prey? Because I really want the world to know that. Yes ladies, I am a feminist, and I love this movie because it's so feminist. My DM's are always open."
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He might be self-inserting as Harley and lusting for the sandwich
 
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"Have I made it perfectly clear that I masturbated, or at least attempted to, to Margot Robbie being hungry for a sandwich in Birds of Prey? Because I really want the world to know that. Yes ladies, I am a feminist, and I love this movie because it's so feminist. My DM's are always open."
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Bob has a tough time masturbating in public because he doesn't usually have his reachin' stick.
 
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