Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Not to mention Apple would the entire Disney-Fox film-TV library, which is massive. All the film-TV studios it owns as well as the theme parks would also be owned by Apple if that happens. Apple was looking into MGM as well though.
Bob winds up going broke because he has to get 7 different Avengers themed iphones every year.
 
He honestly would do that along with a Avengers themed iPhone and iMac.

Also to go off topic, would a Apple/Disney also ends Hulu, or would they sell it off?
It would probably be consolidated into a single new service. Between what Apple already has and what Disney has, they would then dominate the streaming market. The one thing is with the streaming apps though, they can be removed without notice from your TV. So if Apple decided that their new streaming service needs Apple only TVs or Apple approved brands, all your TVs which you used to watch Disney+ or Hulu would just remove the app in an auto update and you're shit out of luck.

Amazon did this with a few models of Sony TVs if they were deemed "too old". Prime Now video was removed and you needed to buy a Firestick if you wanted to keep watching.
 
It would probably be consolidated into a single new service. Between what Apple already has and what Disney has, they would then dominate the streaming market. The one thing is with the streaming apps though, they can be removed without notice from your TV. So if Apple decided that their new streaming service needs Apple only TVs or Apple approved brands, all your TVs which you used to watch Disney+ or Hulu would just remove the app in an auto update and you're shit out of luck.

Amazon did this with a few models of Sony TVs if they were deemed "too old". Prime Now video was removed and you needed to buy a Firestick if you wanted to keep watching.
But again, this is speculation from a Wall Street analyst.

Unlike the case with the Disney-Fox merger when he only cared about X-Men, I honestly think Bob would hate this hypothetical merger between Disney and Apple because if that happens, Apple could change Disney’s film strategy that isn’t entire IP-based as well as shutting down brands Apple wouldn’t need.
 
But again, this is speculation from a Wall Street analyst.

Unlike the case with the Disney-Fox merger when he only cared about X-Men, I honestly think Bob would hate this hypothetical merger between Disney and Apple because if that happens, Apple could change Disney’s film strategy that isn’t entire IP-based as well as shutting down brands Apple wouldn’t need.
Apple put in some initial seed money to Pixar so they've been kind of connected for awhile in some form. Especially since similar people oversaw the same boards.

However Apple buying Disney could mean the end to their copyright dodging and extensions. Once Apple owns Mickey Mouse the same lawyers can't argue for extensions because everything on that end would be Apple's own people.
 
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"woke fascism" is a pretty good way to describe Bob's politics.
 
By his logic, Bush, Nixon, and Carter would all have been impeached.
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This is an excellent example of Robert's inconsistencies on everything that isn't hating Trump and everyone who disagrees with him. He retweets AOC tweets saying something along the lines "the stonks only affect the 1%" whenever the stonks are doing well, but he starts talking about them like they're incredibly important when they're doing bad.
 
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"woke fascism" is a pretty good way to describe Bob's politics.
Those are both real words, you idiot. "Woke" is used grammatically incorrectly to convey a different meaning, which isn't "fake" but an example of slang or the language evolving with the times. But regardless, it's still a real fucking word. Superior intellect indeed.

By his logic, Bush, Nixon, and Carter would all have been impeached.
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No Robert you absolute mongoloid, that's not how it works. Impeachment is for when the president commits a crime. Being in office when stocks do badly isn't a crime.

I'm not even going to mention blaming Trump for something caused by a global pandemic that started because of the Chinese government, because frankly that's what I expect from all TDS sufferers at this point.
 
I'm surprised he didn't suggest Qween Hillary.
Bob's love of Hillary was only ever in service of pandering to the indie hipster crowd he desperately wants to be included in. Back around the time of the 2008 elections (when he was favoring McCain, at least until he made Palin his VP), Bob detested Hillary for being anti-video games and, while he didn't like Obama, was enough of a Hillary Truther that he speculated she'd work out some conspiracy with the DNC and steal the primary from him.
 
soooo wait, is blob saying his dearest family, including his exceptional wrangler bro, would NOT let him at least couch-surf at casa Chippa if times were tough?
Based on what we've seen of Chippa and Bob's relationship, he probably would. Robert just wants to make sure his paypigs know how vital it is that they keep donating.
 
Lol at Bob thinking that a Republican Vice-President and a Republican Cabinet would ever invoke the 25th Amendment short of the President having a massive stroke resulting in a coma. Nor would a Democrat administration, for that matter.

As for impeachment, Bob as always fundamentally gets it wrong. An impeachment trial is not a criminal trial nor does the process have any probative value in any criminal trial. The whole reason the Dems were able to get away with the shit they pulled, like refusing to let the President face his accuser or subpoena witnesses, is because it wasn't a criminal trial. Now here's the deal with impeachment: it has always begun with a criminal act. Johnson arguably violated the Tenure in Office Act. Members of Nixon's administration planned and instigated the Watergate break-in, and Nixon became involved in the cover-up which followed. Bill Clinton committed perjury. What crime was Trump even alleged to have committed? The answers changed every day, sometimes every hour.

Now, if Trump was impeached and removed from office, what then? Would he be put on trial for some or all of these nebulous "crimes"? If so, all of Trump's constitutionally guaranteed rights come into play. He would absolutely have the right to face his accuser. At the very least he could subpoena the whistle-blower. He could subpoena all sorts of people the Dems don't want the public to hear about. Biden and his repulsive son? Bet on it. Documentation proving Democratic corruption in Ukraine? Also a sure thing.

Imagine Bob smuckling along if Trump had been impeached and removed, only to discover Trump wasn't going to be immediately thrown in jail, like all of Bob's enemies should be thrown in jail.
 
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Fuck's sake, Robert, just because you like to whack it to carpet chewing doesn't mean people want that! Also, wouldn't a three-way attempt at that swing be more dangerous than sexy?

Really, all this movie needs is a moment where the women are positive towards each other, and he'll have the most diabetic orgasm ever.
 
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