Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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That’s all true, but she is a Bernout with tits.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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You know you truly fucked up if Dobson hates it but Robert Chipman loves it.
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Well, Dobbles goes by what his senpais tell him to love/hate. Cinema Robert goes his own way and loves the things he think will make the Mayo Ghouls mad without realizing it’s the coastal elites who hate it.
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Since the question was asked I've been scrolling the read hoping for an answer. I guess that's Bob's life story - the moment anything vaguely interesting shows up on the horizon all of his life's work gets discarded and he himself is forgotten.
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His opinion matters little since he dislikes comics (even if he likes adaptations) and their readers anyways. Just going with whatever he thinks will "own the incels".
Yeah, that's the fun part. His senpais hate it too and he backed the wrong horse. I've don't actually think I've encountered anyone who thinks it sounds good before this very moment.
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Way to expensive. Bob would spring for the more affordable option of Briana Wu's bathwater.
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Shows how tonedeaf this smoothbrained manchild disguising himself as an "intellectual" is; even troons and the woke hate this idea.
Really shows how he's just an Objectivist-cum-Rexist poorly trying to LARP as a lefty because dey da smrt party and me am smrt and no cargo culter. *Masturbates with fatfolds to Eynstean for metal body and metal wife*
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So far Robert is the only person that I've seen, to have said something nice about "New New Warriors". Can't say that's surprising considering that Robert is so desperate to be down with the woke kids, seemingly just as much as Dobson does.
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Bob likes this garbage only because the "wrong people" (Ya Boi Zack, Nerdrotic, etc.) fucking despise it.
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500IQ thinker, Robert forms his opinions based on other people's opinions and rarely thinks for himself. He is truly the intellectual superman who will lead the world into the superior future™!
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Bob's at the level of Andrew Dobson when it comes to having taste in things. I'm more of a B-C tier comic guy who hasn't been in the game that long, but even I can easily point out the flaws of the New New Warriors.
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Consooming shitty media to own the right wing bro dudes
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That and the designated "right people"... that is to say the corporations responsible for shitting it out....created it and thus it is automatically good in his mind since he is just that autistically obsessed with mindlessly shrieking his support for anything that falls into his arbitrary "the good guys made this and the good guys will like this" categorisation, no matter how patently shit and universally detested it is even by other woke speds and no matter how little interest he has in the product itself.
Remember, Bob is about the single best example of a corporate woke fauxnatic we have on record. He will aggressively and obsessively go on nazi tier rants about how those who dislike certain products or do not support certain establishment figures are worthless and subhuman scum who deserve to suffer and die, even when he himself blatantly has zero knowledge or interest in these products/figures, solely because his tiny brain is wired up to think that...
Thats why he is still openly fapping about eugenics and mass disenfranchisment/slavery and violent purges against everyone he deems "inherently inferior". Its the most extreme set of views he can think of, and thus he wholeheartedly latches onto this mindset with the idea that since "IM ON THE SIDE OF THE GOOD GUIZ!" he will be celebrated and applauded for his boldness for the cause
Hell, given his ill-concealed rage about how he was treated at highschool by his "inferiors" I suspect he has been harbouring general megalomaniac "THEY ALL DESERVE TO SUFFER AND DIE!" fantasies for a longass time just without any concrete direction, and now he has found a moral cause to latch them on to he is vicariously using it to shriek for death and damnation against everyone he sees as being "automatically" on the side of those who didnt tolerate his bullshit in his teenage years
Since he is still a complete toddler when it comes to this mindset though, its taken him a longass time to comprehend the fact that the corporate woke goons and the pretend marxist SJWs fucking despise eachother, and that he is almost universally detested by those in the latter camp, which we have seen be rather distressing for him since he feels like the jocks he worked so hard to impress are now tripping him up in the school hall and making fun of his inverted microweenie in the locker rooms.
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"On the Page... 2525!
People will debate when Bob will die!
If we can survive... then we may fiiiiind!
On the Page 3535!
Don't need to tell no truth, tell no lie!
Everything Bob thinks and does and will say...
Was what he read on Twitter that day!"
People will debate when Bob will die!
If we can survive... then we may fiiiiind!
On the Page 3535!
Don't need to tell no truth, tell no lie!
Everything Bob thinks and does and will say...
Was what he read on Twitter that day!"
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I'd say I wonder what's going on in his head but it's very clear he's just openly triangulating at this point and has no real positions of his own. Small wonder he's the very avatar of CONSOOMER right now and literally the first search result for every search engine I've tried.
Like, say what you will about autistic Star Wars guy, he at least allows comments and will banter back and forth about why he thinks the new films are good, rather than bitch out the old shit, even if emotions run hot. Bob doesn't even have that.
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Doesn't mean he won't at least attempt to fap to her. I think for Robert the hate just adds to the appeal because he can have violent, messed up fantasies without guilt (or more realistically, without feeling like he probably should feel guilty even though he doesn't).
I think this underlines the key difference between Robert and Dobson that makes Robert far more detestable to me. Dobson's primary motivation is, "I have the same opinions as you. Like and accept me and give me money!" Robert's primary motivation is, "We hate the same people. Let's do whatever it takes to destroy them and everything that brings them happiness together."
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Yet another creepy thing about Robert is that he seems to take delight pointing out movies and scenes that have the subtext of young women come into their sexuality... or at least scenes that apear to.
I had the chance to talk to one of the storyboarders for the musical scenes for the little mermaid, and this shot came up and first thing he said was "never meant to represent any sexual allusion, it was a just a cool shot", and for a bonus, he said that Glen Keane, the lead animator on Ariel, absolutely HATES whenever someone points out this scene being about Ariel sexual awakening or something of the sorts, since Keane is very religious.
And I haven't seen Frozen 2, and probably won't since I never really liked the first one either, but i never got the vibe that the ice princess was coming out of the closet with her big song. I can see the interpretation, since it was adopted by a bunch of people, but in the context of the movie Elza seemed to be dealing with a lot more that was suffocating her than to just reduce her character and song to "LOL, by the way, i'm also gay!!!"
Anyone seen Frozen 2? Do they make it the whole gay thing official?
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The reason Bob ponders these things is probably because real life women want nothing to do with him.
Rei is shit
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Looks like the poll voters are almost right. Plus Robert is totally not racist!
"Why doesnt anyone defend me on twitter"......
Still mad about the Joker
DONT USE THE WORD ASHES
Lets see if Robert has ever used the term ashes in a fascist like way
I really don't get his fascination with this idea and he is mentioning it every few weeks now. Its some new a.utistic addition to the superior futcha.
Robert should have been a racists but he was too superior
OBSOLETE WHITE PEOPLE
"Why doesnt anyone defend me on twitter"......
Still mad about the Joker
DONT USE THE WORD ASHES
Lets see if Robert has ever used the term ashes in a fascist like way
OF COURSE HE HAS
And just lol
And just lol
I really don't get his fascination with this idea and he is mentioning it every few weeks now. Its some new a.utistic addition to the superior futcha.
Robert should have been a racists but he was too superior
OBSOLETE WHITE PEOPLE
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I almost wished Joker pulled a Best Picture upset just to see him and his ilk scream for days
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