Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JambledUpWords]

Looks like the poll voters are almost right. Plus Robert is totally not racist!
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"Why doesnt anyone defend me on twitter"......
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Still mad about the Joker
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DONT USE THE WORD ASHES
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Lets see if Robert has ever used the term ashes in a fascist like way

Spoiler

OF COURSE HE HAS
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And just lol
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I really don't get his fascination with this idea and he is mentioning it every few weeks now. Its some new a.utistic addition to the superior futcha.
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Robert should have been a racists but he was too superior
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OBSOLETE WHITE PEOPLE
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I think Bob forgets what the more rural areas bring him:

• Grains/sugar (Bob couldn’t eat the way he does without the farmers)
• Meats of various kinds (he should be thankful the US has a big meat industry to supply his tendies diet)
• Coal/natural gas (he couldn’t spend hours sperging on the internet without it)
• Cotton/leather/wool/linen (he can’t have his signature neck beard couture without these materials)
• Precious metals (he couldn’t use his electronics without them)
• Fruits and vegetables (the only times he probably eats these are if it’s part of a dessert, or if it’s a garnish on his takeout)

If anything, those cities wouldn’t exist without the farming and agricultural communities. If he bothered to read about human history, he’d realize agricultural societies preceded cities by many years.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think Bob forgets what the more rural areas bring him:

• Grains/sugar (Bob couldn’t eat the way he does without the farmers)
• Meats of various kinds (he should be thankful the US has a big meat industry to supply his tendies diet)
• Coal/natural gas (he couldn’t spend hours sperging on the internet without it)
• Cotton/leather/wool/linen (he can’t have his signature neck beard couture without these materials)
• Precious metals (he couldn’t use his electronics without them)
• Fruits and vegetables (the only times he probably eats these are if it’s part of a dessert, or if it’s a garnish on his takeout)

If anything, those cities wouldn’t exist without the farming and agricultural communities. If he bothered to read about human history, he’d realize agricultural societies preceded cities by many years.

I’m truly amazed at the stupidity of Robert Chipman.

Come to think of it, can we add this to the title?:
Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Stupid 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dwelling Manchild with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The reason Bob ponders these things is probably because real life women want nothing to do with him.

And he's probably still obsessed with the girls from high school that laughed at him instead of sucking his dick.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The reason Bob ponders these things is probably because real life women want nothing to do with him.

Or he's thinking about his niece.

 

[Jaimas]

OBSOLETE WHITE PEOPLE
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Bob would know, of course, since he's the most obsolete of all.

Christ the lack of self-awareness he has is a treat.

 

[Benisbro]

Don’t read too much into Bob gleefully pointing out unintentional sexual subtext. Sure he wants feminist brownie points, but it’s all in service of justifying his own 39-year-old virgin thirst.

A coombrain is a powerful thing, perhaps even more powerful than a consoombrain. Moviebob has literally never even touched a (female) girl so I imagine a curvy enough tree could send him off in a smug, self-important rant on the male gaze.

And of course the irony would be lost on him. I’m of the opinion that having blinders for one’s own faults is part of human nature but goddamn if Bob isn’t the most unselfaware dumbshit on the planet I wouldn’t want to meet whoever is.

 

[Adamska]

Looks like the poll voters are almost right. Plus Robert is totally not racist!
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"Why doesnt anyone defend me on twitter"......
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Still mad about the Joker
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DONT USE THE WORD ASHES
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Lets see if Robert has ever used the term ashes in a fascist like way

Spoiler

OF COURSE HE HAS
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And just lol
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I really don't get his fascination with this idea and he is mentioning it every few weeks now. Its some new a.utistic addition to the superior futcha.
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Robert should have been a racists but he was too superior
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OBSOLETE WHITE PEOPLE
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Just gonna chime in that we already introduce species back to their ranges. How the fuck do you think we see in more states now animals like bald eagles, deer, and wolves?

He REALLY needs to stop using 90s era Epcot as his basis of a modern society.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Or he's thinking about his niece.

Given his well-documented propensity for projection, if he starts calling other people child molesters I would be very concerned.

 

[Red Hood]

I like the part where he says "How'd I manage to not be a Nazi?"

Well, Bob...you support Eugenics, you think a certain type of people is subhuman complete with dehumanizing nicknames, believe in a utopian future that agrees only with you, you have questionable facial hair and a thing for trench coats. Got some bad fuckin' news for ya friendo.

 

[Jaimas]

Don’t read too much into Bob gleefully pointing out unintentional sexual subtext. Sure he wants feminist brownie points, but it’s all in service of justifying his own 39-year-old virgin thirst.

A coombrain is a powerful thing, perhaps even more powerful than a consoombrain. Moviebob has literally never even touched a (female) girl so I imagine a curvy enough tree could send him off in a smug, self-important rant on the male gaze.

And of course the irony would be lost on him. I’m of the opinion that having blinders for one’s own faults is part of human nature but goddamn if Bob isn’t the most unselfaware dumbshit on the planet I wouldn’t want to meet whoever is.

The more I read this, the more sense it makes.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I think Bob forgets what the more rural areas bring him:

• Grains/sugar (Bob couldn’t eat the way he does without the farmers)
• Meats of various kinds (he should be thankful the US has a big meat industry to supply his tendies diet)
• Coal/natural gas (he couldn’t spend hours sperging on the internet without it)
• Cotton/leather/wool/linen (he can’t have his signature neck beard couture without these materials)
• Precious metals (he couldn’t use his electronics without them)
• Fruits and vegetables (the only times he probably eats these are if it’s part of a dessert, or if it’s a garnish on his takeout)

If anything, those cities wouldn’t exist without the farming and agricultural communities. If he bothered to read about human history, he’d realize agricultural societies preceded cities by many years.

That's where you're wrong friendo! Thanks to the glories of globalism and the superior robot future, American workers who refuse to work at sweatshop wages can be entirely done away with, and Robert's hard earned Patreon money can go towards superior minded progressive globalists like Jeff Bezos!

• Grains and sugars can be grown for pennies on the dollar in China. If you think the Corona Virus pandemic is reason to be concerned about that, you're racist. It's all orange man's fault.
• Robert scoffs at your inferior American beef. Once Robert gets the future he earned and doesn't have to slum it, he'll eat only the finest quality imported kobe beef from Japan! (Not actually authentic kobe beef or from Japan, but if he doesn't know that it doesn't matter)
• Without Drumpf and the mayonnaise ghouls, we'd be powering all of California with solar panels and wind turbines by now, and have working Mr. Fusion generators. Coal and gas are obsolete energy options that create smog factories, which employ mayonnaise ghouls. Unless they're in China of course.
• Cotton, leather, and wool can all be harvested in China by big fake titted lesbians who like Robert's Tweets. It really makes the sensation of the Yoshi sports coat sliding on his skin more satisfying to picture it. Also, we'd have vat grown synthetics that are superior fabrics if it weren't for Trump.
• Fruits and vegetables are obsolete foods that are grown in the dirt with manual labor of crude mayonnaise ghouls (ugh). Maybe they'd be more palatable if Qween Hillary had been elected and they were being grown on the moon.

Rural areas are completely irrelevant. Manhattanize the planet and produce everything with replicators. It'll save the environment! Or have robots do all the farming and mining and shit because seriously who gives a fuck about the environment, that's just something to say for Twitter asspats.

This is what Moviebob actually believes.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Looks like the poll voters are almost right. Plus Robert is totally not racist!
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"Why doesnt anyone defend me on twitter"......
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Still mad about the Joker
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DONT USE THE WORD ASHES
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Lets see if Robert has ever used the term ashes in a fascist like way

Spoiler

OF COURSE HE HAS
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And just lol
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I really don't get his fascination with this idea and he is mentioning it every few weeks now. Its some new a.utistic addition to the superior futcha.
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Robert should have been a racists but he was too superior
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OBSOLETE WHITE PEOPLE
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wait, I'm hopelessly confused. Aren't the suburbs of bahstahn bluer than a mandrill baboon's balls? Does blob expect us all to believe his bullies were ALL raised to - and then grew up to - pull the lever for the big R instead of the D? Every single goddamn one? Cuz I find that highly unlikely.

 

[Positron]

I really don't get his fascination with this idea and he is mentioning it every few weeks now. Its some new a.utistic addition to the superior futcha.
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1. While there has been lots of sensational argument that human were responsible for the extinction of megafauna in the New World (such as Paul Martin's "Overkill" hypothesis). The latest research, as expounded in the Book End of the Megafauna. suggest that the dates don't quite match: human must have descended from the Bering Strait, along the West Coast of North America, into South America, a thousand years or two sooner and in much greater numbers, for them to have caused ecological impact. Indeed, in the pre-modern period (prior to 1600), the megafaunal extinction that were definitely anthropogenic happened in Madagascar and New Zealand.

2. Bobby's use of the term "early settlers" is disingenuous; the term has the connotation of "people of European origin", such as Bobby's Mayflower forebears. No people of European descent has ever seen wild elephants in the New World.

3. Pleistocene rewilding? To "reboot biodiversity"? Are you fucking kidding me? Do we even have a clear picture what ecology was like in Pleistocene? And the "biodiversity" of the America is diverse enough, with all the invasive species from snakehead fish and zebra mussels to jackfruit trees. Thank you very much!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Imagine being 39 years old and getting excited for this...

Spoiler: Feed me daddy DISNEY

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Still remember bolting upright from the couch when "Okay, let's see what the new DUCKTALES has going on" yielded this... https://t.co/j3QCZohEWx”

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The vid, for those who don't wanna watch it, is a clip from the new Ducktales cartoon. In it Scrooge and, I think, Nanny are at some auction or whatever. There's a piece of art that Scrooge is talking about that depicts strange creatures from the medieval times that had strange alchemical powers. Those creatures?

Only 90's man children will splooge about this reference.

"NOT be a Nazi"

Spoiler: "I'm smart, but I'm no genius"

Max Scarecrow on Twitter

“@the_moviebob @aNerdskull Oh, go fuck yourself, Bob. Equating Peter Coffin and Count Dankula is such a bullshit move. "One defends nazis and the other is explaining why they might be nazis in the first place amd how we might be able to deprogram them so they are obviously the same". Elitist...

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Bob's desperately trying to throw shade and win this non-battle with Peter Coffin. He's so sure of himself and his position that he uses a coffin emoji rather than spelling his name. It's almost like Bob knows how to look up words/names using the twitter advanced search and knows some tricks so it doesn't pop up... that or he's a coward trying to look cool.

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“@MaxMarkovic @RealRyanWhorton I grew up in a failed former factory town, white as a ghost, adjacent to Boston - the racism capital of places that don't think they're racist because they're in the North. How'd I manage to NOT be a Nazi, and what precludes others from being expected to manage...

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Now comes the tough guy routine

Please don't remind Bob of all the times he's wished death on anyone who's more than 100 miles from the coast line and/or doesn't like his mommy presidential candidates and/or he just doesn't like. Please also do not bring up his desire for an iron fist style government where all dissidents or obsoletes will be loaded up on trains.

HE'S NOT A NAHZEE U GUISE!

"modest talents I've turned to skills via hard work."

 

[The tired cat]

Imagine being 39 years old and getting excited for this...

Spoiler: Feed me daddy DISNEY

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Still remember bolting upright from the couch when "Okay, let's see what the new DUCKTALES has going on" yielded this... https://t.co/j3QCZohEWx”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Still remember bolting upright from the couc…

archived 19 Mar 2020 17:59:44 UTC

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The vid, for those who don't wanna watch it, is a clip from the new Ducktales cartoon. In it Scrooge and, I think, Nanny are at some auction or whatever. There's a piece of art that Scrooge is talking about that depicts strange creatures from the medieval times that had strange alchemical powers. Those creatures?View attachment 1195694
Only 90's man children will splooge about this reference.

Its kinda funny to me, I dig the reference, which frankly aint a shocker as they mentioned it in S2 I think, plus during a ComicCon there were talks of doing crossovers with other Disney cartoons. But to take it to Bobos level of dumb is eye rolling at best.

 

[Adamska]

Such hard work he hasn't improved his production value since like 2008. The only thing he changed was his camera for he shots.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Its kinda funny to me, I dig the reference, which frankly aint a shocker as they mentioned it in S2 I think, plus during a ComicCon there were talks of doing crossovers with other Disney cartoons. But to take it to Bobos level of dumb is eye rolling at best.

Yeah the appropriate reaction for being a 39 year old seeing this for the first time should be along the lines of "Oh hey! That's neat!"

 

[Positron]

Bobby may be dumb but to believe that Peter Coffin ever "explained" anything is retarded.

"How I managed NOT to be a Nazi...", if that entails staying in the basement and consooming prodigious amounts of mass-market dross, then please make me my Hugo Boss uniform.

 

[Leon Breitling]

I know it's been said before but it's fascinating to me how Bobby thinks he's somehow a member of this alleged elite deserving of a "superior future." Bob, Robert, friendo, I have some news for you: You aren't. Your "job" consists of what any idiot with a microphone and/or webcam can do, talking about movies and games. And because of that, many people do partake of this and do it better than you do, with more depth, insight, and understanding than you have. You're just not that special, Bob, in spite of what mommy might have told you back when you were a wee fat fuck child having your own personal 9/11 moment by playing a goddamn Mario game.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah the appropriate reaction for being a 39 year old seeing this for the first time should be along the lines of "Oh hey! That's neat!"

On the other hand, it's not surprising Bob would have such a wild overreaction to the potential resurgence of a franchise based on fattening candy.