Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Unskipable guys are mainly trying to work on there own site called loadingreadyrun.
LRR actually did their own sketches before doing unskippable for the escapist. Nowadays they have gone big into Magic the Gathering with doing comedy sketches on MtG's official channel:

To streams of paper and digital games.
 
Now comes the tough guy routine
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I mean yeah, Germans got more or less successfully deprogrammed after WW2 but better not take any chances on Scottish comedians and Swedish Youtubers. Off to the execution chambers you go, sorry but it's for the superior future. Moonwheat soon, fellow intellectuals!
 
Imagine being 39 years old and getting excited for this...
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The vid, for those who don't wanna watch it, is a clip from the new Ducktales cartoon. In it Scrooge and, I think, Nanny are at some auction or whatever. There's a piece of art that Scrooge is talking about that depicts strange creatures from the medieval times that had strange alchemical powers. Those creatures?View attachment 1195694
Only 90's man children will splooge about this reference.
"NOT be a Nazi"
Bob's desperately trying to throw shade and win this non-battle with Peter Coffin. He's so sure of himself and his position that he uses a coffin emoji rather than spelling his name. It's almost like Bob knows how to look up words/names using the twitter advanced search and knows some tricks so it doesn't pop up... that or he's a coward trying to look cool.
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Now comes the tough guy routine
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Please don't remind Bob of all the times he's wished death on anyone who's more than 100 miles from the coast line and/or doesn't like his mommy presidential candidates and/or he just doesn't like. Please also do not bring up his desire for an iron fist style government where all dissidents or obsoletes will be loaded up on trains.

HE'S NOT A NAHZEE U GUISE!
"modest talents I've turned to skills via hard work." :story:
Oh, I'd fucking pay to see this heifer try to level even an unloaded M1. That tough guy rant just reminded me of laughing at all the #PunchNazis tards who would be torn to shreds by the likes of the Hammerskins. (To clarify, Hammerskins, AB, and all the others are retarded, but no sane individual would seek a fistfight with those psychos.)
 
You know you truly fucked up if Dobson hates it but Robert Chipman loves it.
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If there was a cringe rating, those tweets would deserve it.

Either the thing he's retweeting is a parody and he's too dumb to realize, or it's serious and it's High Guardian Space/Thundercats Roar/GenX levels of disaster.

no matter how patently shit and universally detested it is even by other woke speds and no matter how little interest he has in the product itself.
You can tell when it's one of those because he (usually) gives it a middle of the road review. Nobody really like Ghostbusters 2016 but he had to give it an average score to stay in line with the woke. But I agree he will gladly 1 star any movie regardless of merit if the "wrong people" like it.

Imagine being 39 years old and getting excited for this...
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The vid, for those who don't wanna watch it, is a clip from the new Ducktales cartoon. In it Scrooge and, I think, Nanny are at some auction or whatever. There's a piece of art that Scrooge is talking about that depicts strange creatures from the medieval times that had strange alchemical powers. Those creatures?
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Only 90's man children will splooge about this reference.
I'm not enough of a Disney consoomer to get the reference.
 
Bob seems to think massive numbers of Nazis were killed after World War II. They weren't, of course. Very few Nazis faced the death penalty, or, in fact, any penalty whatsoever.

The Soviets exercised a healthy amount of extrajudicial sentencing, if you get my drift, but yes, a shocking number of them were eventually allowed to return to civilian life after the conclusion of the initial Nuremberg Trials. Amazing that Bob is ignorant of history.

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I'm not enough of a Disney consoomer to get the reference.

It's an allusion to the 1980s Gummi Bears cartoon.
 
Bob seems to think massive numbers of Nazis were killed after World War II. They weren't, of course. Very few Nazis faced the death penalty, or, in fact, any penalty whatsoever.

Pretty sure if one would tell Bobo how a good number of Nazis ran their asses to South America or went to the US goverment (mainly scientists, a few generals and pilots I believe), the lil firecracker in his noggin would go off.
 
The Soviets exercised a healthy amount of extrajudicial sentencing, if you get my drift, but yes, a shocking number of them were eventually allowed to return to civilian life after the conclusion of the initial Nuremberg Trials. Amazing that Bob is ignorant of history.

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It's an allusion to the 1980s Gummi Bears cartoon.
No one old enough to remember the Gummy Bears cartoon should still give a shit about the Gummy Bears cartoon. Holy Shit Bob is literally a toddler who learned some big words to sound smart so the teacher gives him an extra cookie.
 
Pretty sure if one would tell Bobo how a good number of Nazis ran their asses to South America or went to the US goverment (mainly scientists, a few generals and pilots I believe), the lil firecracker in his noggin would go off.

Or how many ended up in the West German government, the West German armed forces, the East German government, the East German armed forces, the Soviet weaponry design bureaus, the French Foreign Legion, etc, etc. Or how many of them wrote best-selling books about their war experiences that are still studied today by, among others, our very own army. The nazis are everywhere, Bob, better never leave your basement condo!
 
Yes, bob. I'm sure commies thinking you babbling/shilling about kids cartoons and marvel movies is hard work.

"IM WORKING CLASS" -From a fat man who does nothing but suck Hollywood elite cock all day in his diabetic lazy methods.
Robert flips between saying he's a blue collar working class man struggling to get by and he's a big shot entertainer who's part of the elite depending on what helps his narrative at the moment.

Pretty sure if one would tell Bobo how a good number of Nazis ran their asses to South America or went to the US goverment (mainly scientists, a few generals and pilots I believe), the lil firecracker in his noggin would go off.
"I know that friendo. The ones in the US are called Republicans!"

Yeah, I'm sure he could incorporate that into his worldview without too much trouble or thought.
 
Bob seems to think massive numbers of Nazis were killed after World War II. They weren't, of course. Very few Nazis faced the death penalty, or, in fact, any penalty whatsoever.

He knows, but doesn't care.

It stopped being about facts or logic with Bobbo years ago. It's all about ideological positioning. His side's always right, everyone else is always wrong.
 
Do we know anything about what Grandad Chipman did in WWII? Was he in the European theater or the Pacific? Was he a combatant or in a support role? Or was he turned away for being 4F and not given super soldier serum (because contrary to Bob's belief that isn't real).

Furthermore, would Grandad Chipman's political views have been considered "woke"?
 
You know you truly fucked up if Dobson hates it but Robert Chipman loves it.
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I was curious about that mess. Here's a link to the original tweets.

I wanted to see if it was a parody or disaster, and the answer seems to be disaster. The original twitter account seems genuine, and there is a press release out there.

The details in the Dobson thread here.

I'm only mentioning it here because it's funny and because I had a hard time finding it.
 
Late but I had to do this joke.
Bob: "The new New Warriors looks fantastic. Truly characters for a Superior Future. Incels BTFO."

The new New Warriors:
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The only one I can see lasting is B-Negative because he almost seems satirical and is attached to a character I feel could use a semi-supporting cast.

The rest could go hang.

(Or barring that get a much needed redesign...)
 
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Is it just me, or does Bob sound a lot like a right-winger when he’s talking about white people? Whenever people talk about needing to understand why people come to hold racist beliefs so that they can be properly countered, he pulls the “I came from a racist blue-collar hick town, but I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and made something of myself, so what excuse do they have” schtick that a lot of conservatives pull when talking about how hard work and perseverance is enough to lift oneself out of poverty. The difference is that most conservatives apply that line of thinking to all poor people, whereas Bob seems to believe that only white people have the agency necessary to rise above their circumstances. I imagine if you said that about inner-city black people, for example, he would counter with the fatalistic route in regards to his argumentation. There’s also the inconsistency of him arguing that he “made something of himself” and his simultaneous attempts to paint himself as a struggling artist type who’s the unjust victim of an oppressive system.

In addition, his argument that the Hollywood awards-industry is overly sympathetic to stories about white men can be refuted by the fact that Moonlight, The Shape of Water, and Parasite were three of the last four Oscar winners in the Best Picture category. IMO, his hatred for Joker really mostly boils down to the protagonist being white: if Arthur Fleck were any other race, I’m certain that he wouldn’t have had such a negative reaction to the film.
 
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IMO, his hatred for Joker really mostly boils down to the protagonist being white: if Arthur Fleck were any other race, I’m certain that he wouldn’t have had such a negative reaction to the film.
The actor who plays Joker is actually a heeb, but that's white enough for Bob's gas chambers.
 
Or how many ended up in the West German government, the West German armed forces, the East German government, the East German armed forces, the Soviet weaponry design bureaus, the French Foreign Legion, etc, etc. Or how many of them wrote best-selling books about their war experiences that are still studied today by, among others, our very own army. The nazis are everywhere, Bob, better never leave your basement condo!


Such as Josef Mengele, perhaps one of the most evil men to have ever lived, got to live out the rest of his life sunning himself in South America.
 
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