Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Bolo said:
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I will live a thousand lives and never understand this idiot.

First, what in the fuck is "a metro/urban-centric, post-manual-labor globally-integrated knowledge-economy"? If we are talking economy sectors, I think he would be talking third sector, services and entertainment, which the US has the largest third sector in the planet... since the fucking 60's.

But if he is talking about the bulk of the economy... then no, the primary and secondary sectors (basicaly farming and industry) are still the ones who make most money due the need to consume... think like this, not everybody likes to watch movies, but everybody needs to wipe their asses.

But still, if you are talking classes, or at least the background of the people who command the profits of the primary and secondary sectors, we are talking college educated urban people... fucking Billy Bob from the assembly line won't moonlight as a executive Robert.

So, what the fuck is this "inversion" Robert is talking about? The rural flight happened over 70 years, personal sucess now values white collar jobs, artist, celebrities and the intellectuals do have a larger range of communication and influence than anyone else... i just don't get where in the fuck does Robert get the notion that the red-neck from the factory holds all the social capital... Because Hillary lost? The same Hillary that he own party turned their backs on and let the guy who had less votes than Romney win?

I don't like the debate bros, but fuck me, I would love to see someone confront Robert on these stupid tweets he makes.. at least someone with half a brain, not the exceptional individuals that keep replying to him weak shit...

But at least I understand the "change" Robert wants... you guys remember tht Tranny that was crying about being called out a while ago? Yeah, Robert wants her to be CEO. Galaxy brain here...
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He's going off the rails more this past year, it's incredible. It's going to be beautiful when the current internet multimedia bubble, his singular superior economy of the future that actually matters, completely collapses.

Nothing is better than Bobbo saying in public what everybody already expected, that he wants to crush the majority of the country because a few kids were mean to him in school.
 
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Y'all are overthinking this. "The last shall be first and the first shall be last" is one of the most famous lines in the Bible. Bob, as a euphoric, no doubt has a handful of these taken out of context as a keyboard shortcut whenever he wants to say "checkmate, Christians!" and pat himself on the back

Bolo said:
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I will live a thousand lives and never understand this idiot.

First, what in the fuck is "a metro/urban-centric, post-manual-labor globally-integrated knowledge-economy"? If we are talking economy sectors, I think he would be talking third sector, services and entertainment, which the US has the largest third sector in the planet... since the fucking 60's.
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Man, Corona-chan really has blobbyboi extending himself, though in this case I have a guess at what's gotten his voluminous knickers in a twist: HSA has published a list of the 16 vital industries in this particular crisis. To nobody's surprise, "Capeshit consoomer," "garbage-tier reviewer" and "F-list YouTube personality" are not on the list. In fact, his beloved SCIENCE! doesn't even make the list, except to the degree that it impacts shit people actually use like medicine and power.

Though I'm also guessing the fact that his enlightened urban metropoli are leper colonies while the obsolete wastelands populated by irrelevant ghouls are, to a large extent, still up and running is ratcheting the cognitive dissonance up a notch or twelve. Protip, Bob: evolution- the real kind, not the kind from X-Men or Pokemon- is about adapting against negative stimuli. It's not some sort of onward-and-upward trajectory towards perfection, it's something that can change at any time. The fact that all the things you love- urbanization, public transportation, reusable shopping bags- turned out to be perfect breeding grounds for the first big pandemic of the new millennium should really tell you something about the viability of manhattanizing the planet. That idea is a dinosaur, and Corona-chan... well, we call her that, but you might as well call her Chicxulub instead.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
I dunno, "The last shall be first and the first shall be last" is a really famous Bible quote. It seems plenty likely that Robert learned it in the days when his dad made him go to church occasionally, and of course what he got out of it was that God is going to punish the winners and reward the losers.
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The Parable of Talents suggests God sometimes punishes the losers and double-rewards the winners -- if the losers are lazy and dumb.

Krokodil Overdose said:
: HSA has published a list of the 16 vital industries in this particular crisis. To nobody's surprise, "Capeshit consoomer," "garbage-tier reviewer" and "F-list YouTube personality" are not on the list.
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Neither is Entertainment; Hollywood is going to get the assrape they enjoy. But I heard people are buying game consoles in earnest to placate their houselocked kids.
 
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I'm probably the only person who reads that section as "You got what you signed up for; don't bitch because someone else cut a better deal."
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There's a lot in this parable that's open to interpretation (as you might expect from a religious parable), but one thing that's undeniable is that this is an admonition against envy. Bob could not exist without envy. Resentment and spite are his bread and wine (or flaming hearts and human sacrifices; YMMV depending on your idiom).
 
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Mola Ram said:
There's a lot in this parable that's open to interpretation (as you might expect from a religious parable), but one thing that's undeniable is that this is an admonition against envy. Bob could not exist without envy. Resentment and spite are his bread and wine (or flaming hearts and human sacrifices; YMMV depending on your idiom).
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The biggest irony is that most of Social Justice doctrines come from Christian beliefs, especially the parts where they misunderstood how "everybody will be treated the same". Atheists love to think this is a big gotcha because they don't understand the real meaning they think it is.

For the record, what that means is that EVERYBODY will be judged the same, as in we all rich, poor, good, bad, men, women will be judged, but such judgement will be proportional to our talents and value. Say, a man like Robert, with such... erm... talents, such intelligence, living in a first world country, with a big platform...God will ask him "so, Bob, what you actually did for others with all what I gave you?". It's not about how much you own, as socialist believe, it's about how much you did with what you were born with, which is things that God "gave" to you.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
The biggest irony is that most of Social Justice doctrines come from Christian beliefs, especially the parts where they misunderstood how "everybody will be treated the same". Atheists love to think this is a big gotcha because they don't understand the real meaning they think it is.

For the record, what that means is that EVERYBODY will be judged the same, as in we all rich, poor, good, bad, men, women will be judged, but such judgement will be proportional to our talents and value. Say, a man like Robert, with such... erm... talents, such intelligence, living in a first world country, with a big platform...God will ask him "so, Bob, what you actually did for others with all what I gave you?". It's not about how much you own, as socialist believe, it's about how much you did with what you were born with, which is things that God "gave" to you.
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An this is how I imagine the convo playing out:
God: So, what did you for others, Bobo?
Bob: Well, I yelled at people on Twitter and said how all Trump voters and Red State people deserve to be purge Nazi style. I also demanded that white people need to get dragged into the streets and shot, becuase I was bullied by some aholes in school. I also said how the MCU movies have more value than any true work of art from film to paintings, an I said how all vidya games should have stayed in the 90s an never evolved. Oh! I also made a video screaming on Adam Sandlers bad movie an it went viral.
God: .....You serious fat ass?
Bob: Oh yes, now where is my mansion and lesbian servant angels? I think by doing such grand work I should get least a two story sized mansion.
God: Uh-huh...Hey Peter, call up Lucy. Tell him to prepare his jumbo sized couldron, an don skip on the testical crusher.
 
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Robert's response to Boris Johnson getting diagnosed with Corona:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1243507388025655297 (Archive)
 
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Bob: OBAMA WAS THE BEST PRES EVER!!

Everyone: So you like deportation and blowing up kids in Yemen?

Bob: yeah because those kids wouldn't be YouTube or movie stars so its cool.
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It’s kinda damning that Bob and his ilk aren’t lining up for Biden since he relies solely on Obama nostalgia.

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Robert's response to Boris Johnson getting diagnosed with Corona:
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Real classy Bob. He’s lucky so far to not get Corona despite having a weak immune system.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
The biggest irony is that most of Social Justice doctrines come from Christian beliefs, especially the parts where they misunderstood how "everybody will be treated the same". Atheists love to think this is a big gotcha because they don't understand the real meaning they think it is.

For the record, what that means is that EVERYBODY will be judged the same, as in we all rich, poor, good, bad, men, women will be judged, but such judgement will be proportional to our talents and value. Say, a man like Robert, with such... erm... talents, such intelligence, living in a first world country, with a big platform...God will ask him "so, Bob, what you actually did for others with all what I gave you?". It's not about how much you own, as socialist believe, it's about how much you did with what you were born with, which is things that God "gave" to you.
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It's not that people are being judged by their value, quite the opposite. In an age where society was ACTUALLY highly patriarchal (etc), the Gospels say that everyone is equal in the eyes of God. But no matter how good a person you are, no matter how well you behave, human beings actually aren't capable of saving themselves, which is why there's a savior.

The thing is that Christianity applies this to EVERYONE EQUALLY. Everyone is infected. Everyone has the same problem and same solution. Wonderblob and co only apply it to straight white males, and then don't give them any path to redemption. Just slightly less damnation if you're sufficiently woke. PoCs and gays have no original sin to begin with due to their place on the progressive stack, so they're fine.
 
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