Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Flexo said:
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Bob is such a fake fan. With almost no extra effort he could have completed the costume, but nah.
Fine, here's a handy guide.
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Just why the hell does Bob sound so damn robotic in his videos? It's a bit unnerving.
 
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Quixotic Man said:
Bob continues to dig himself yet another little hole in his basement through sheer lack of self awareness.

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Say "yes" to too many friends? Besides covering for Devin Faraci (which was mentioned), what could this be? Do people actually ask Bob to help them with anything? Because all he does is textually defecate on Twitter. Do these people actually think "Oh shit, I'm getting wailed on on Twitter, I'd better call in the dumbest, angriest person I know to take my side"?

And the only thing he'd change about his whole life up to now is having a few salads? He really has learned nothing.

Giga_Nigga_28 said:
You'd have to be insane to think this is a 'fairly small amount' of food. Bob is delusional if he thinks anyone but him wouldn't be puking there guts out after eating even half of that.
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Bob is pretty clearly either always alone, or with other people as fat or fatter than himself. And since only his family can stand him, I think we now know just where he picked up those (over-)eating habits. The white trash status of the Chipmans further solidifies.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
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"...to keep my sanity." Robert, that ship sailed a long time ago, but that you think making Chris Chan level stuff like this is keeping your sanity shows how dangerously close you are to going full Buffalo Bill with some kind of Mario LARPing twist.

"It rubs the McDonald's grease on its skin, or else it gets the magic mushroom again."
 
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Croppered said:
If I'm honest, I think it might look better than the Mario costume that he did before. This one at least looks a bit more game-accurate (if Mario was a fatass) instead of the patheticness of the other one.
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It doesn’t matter if it is, he’s still an adult fascist lardass cosplaying as fucking Mario.

The best Mario cosplay is like the world’s smartest mongoloid. Neither has any reason to exist.
 
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