Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You know, even after trooning out Chris Chan is easily less of an embarrassing fucking retard than movieblob....like I would rather go down main street arm in arm with christine wearing matching sonichu medallions than be seen within ten feet of this fucking specimen
Christine looks mentally ill, Bob looks like aggravated rape. Also I have glasses that look real similar to his and I'm not happy with that.
 
I was the one who wrote the "Diabeto Origin Story"
also his "American Bob" series shows his black and white worldview even back then:
That political video. Fucking hell.

First of all, calling it "political comedy" when it's just a rant, with a few snarky jabs.

The line that floors me though is the one about how while Tip O'Neill and Ronald Reagan got along because they were practically the same despite being on opposite sides of politics because they're "old rich white dudes" John Boehner and Barack Obama have absolutely nothing in common and "you might as well try to compare a Thundercat and a jellyfish."

Because... one of them's black (half black, but whatever) and one of them's white I guess. I mean, they both were born into relatively modest families and went on to have successful careers in politics, but whatever. I'm sure he assumed that Boehner was another "rich white dude" when his upbringing was actually more modest than Obama's. Obama's dad also went to Harvard. Boehner was the first person in his family to go to college. They're both rich dudes now, but I guess since Obama isn't (entirely) white, they have nothing in common.

It's quite literally a black and white worldview. People of different races have nothing in common. I'm sure a lot of hardcore white supremacists would agree.

BTW, rich old white dudes Reagan and O'Neill also both came from relatively modest backgrounds. We get it Robert. Because you're living alone in a basement apartment with a dwindling Youtube career and no friends except your brother, you assume that every successful white guy was handed everything.
 
Bob uses the cuck version of "I banged his girl"
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He's very proud.
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"A stack of recycling cans fell over in my kitchen". So, Bob keeps his computer in his kitchen? Or does he consider a microwave and minifridge a "kitchen"? It wouldn't surprise me using that double think, the same way he doesn't live in a basement, it's a below ground apartment. He might as well say, "I don't live in my brother's basement, my brother lives in my attic".
 
Bob is getting destroyed on Twitter from all angles today, it seems.

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I find Bob such a weird man, with such a weird mindset. He reminds me of something I saw on 4chan where someone defended calling for genocide with 'it's not genocide if you do it in self defence'. Bob genuinely doesn't seem to understand why people have an issue with his statements. Maybe he doesn't think that anyone he thinks is a mayo ghoul could actually use a computer? Like maybe he thinks they'll never see what he writes or something, because he doesn't seem to understand that he isn't in a vacuum.
 
Chapo hasnt done anything :story: And tranny chaser status confirmed?
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Working class = 40k patreon.....
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Actually lets check on that petreon bucks
TUMBLING :cunningpepe:

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"I'll assume you're a good person which also means you should believe I don't say gas wasteland ghouls every other day"
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Dr. Robert Chipman, PhD, certified dietician:
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Meanwhile Bobby's egg has hatched. Turns out he means it to be an Yoshi egg:
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He literally got this backwards. Fast food DOESNT make you feel full like many other foods, which is why its so easy to cram down 1500 calories of big macs.
 
Bob uses the cuck version of "I banged his girl"
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Bob reminds me of that image about Gundam's message going over people's heads, except everything goes over his head. Somehow, no matter how many tweets of his I see, I'm always amazed at just how hard he can miss the point. The issue here is not "haha Bob's cans fell down" it's "holy shit this guy drinks a lot of soda".
 
So since we've established that Bob's beliefs/convictions are really only skin deep and his sole motivation is merely "being on the right team", What would he be like a few decades ago? Baying for the death of hippies?
Depends on what you mean by "a few decades ago." If you're thinking the 80's, the last time baying for death to hippies really had any popularity, I don't think so for the simple reason that Bobby boy wants to be accepted by the bigwigs in entertainment, and while entertainment was a lot more right wing in the 80's, there were still tons of leftists in it. He would probably either posture as a sensible enlightened centrist or still be an objectivist like he was before he got woke, since that was kind of trendy back then and bashing the Randroids wasn't really cool yet because they were too obscure and unfamiliar to most people to draw much criticism.

During the height of the red scare I wouldn't be surprised if he'd act the part of a commie bashing patriot, since that would've looked like the winning team back then, with all the blacklists and whatnot. And he'd probably once again take it too far and alienate most people on his own side by suggesting that the hippies all be put into camps or something.
 
What would Bob do if he lost his blue check mark?
If it led him to moderate himself for fear of being banned entirely, it would be a tragedy. We'd lose the best Bob content. If it drove him into a tard rage instead, though, it would be great if brief. What I would like most to happen is for Bob to lose it and continue being the same dumb angry asshole he is now, being banned briefly occasionally but never permanently.
 
Oh Sophia is a right-wing trans. So does....
  1. Bob block and ignores.
  2. Bob use a derogatory term towards that person.
  3. Bob attempt to shame them for being right-wing.
  4. #2 BUT Bob gets caught and has to delete the tweet in an hour.
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Here's my bet: since she's a right-winger, I'm guessing that her sacred cow status as a tranny will be revoked by the Twitterati.
 
What would he be like a few decades ago? Baying for the death of hippies?

Probably. With Bob it doesn't really matter the time period or ideology he's batting for. He's a crypto-fascist with a slavish devotion to the media. Just check the headlines of the day and figure out who he would see as alright to hate.

he'd probably once again take it too far and alienate most people on his own side by suggesting that the hippies all be put into camps or something.

If you want to know what he would do in any given situation just replace hippies with the group he would see as undesirables and you're done.
 
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