Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

Seriously, why not just go get regular Chinese food instead of having to merge it with a fast food company? Especially one that is trying to replicate southern food.

Those are two styles of food that couldn't be farther apart from each other.

Japanese KFCs have some pretty good food. IIRC their batter is different but America also has BonChon chicken which does kind of replicate what Japanese KFC tastes like.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Seriously, why not just go get regular Chinese food instead of having to merge it with a fast food company? Especially one that is trying to replicate southern food.

Those are two styles of food that couldn't be farther apart from each other.

So bob only has to go to one restaurant per meal instead of two.

 

[RSVP]

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After 9 years on Twitter, it occurs to Bob that putting his video links and his megalomaniacal rants on the same page might not be the best long-term strategy.

 

[lolwatagain]

Just write Bob all the checks for all his ideas!

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Why has KFC never done a "General Tso Sauce" promotion where The Colonel meets "The General" and they get some MASSIVELY popular Chinese star to play the part? That'd be a huge campaign...”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Why has KFC never done a "General Tso Sauce"…

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Nobody, especially now you dumbass, is even remotely interested in Chinese food at KFC. The real reason for this is so Bob can still support China without directly saying it and of course adding in fast food and pop culture.

The reason is that Panda Express already did it.

 

[Bolo]

The fuck is up with Robert's obssession with China? I know he tries to play it up as it China taking a huge piece of mainstream culture talk, as in, movie markets and such, so he tries to to reasons that these remarks makes part of cultural commentary... but he also comes across a a weirdo cheeleader for a country that he doesn't really know much besides crappy old kung fu movies and their modern cinema pastiche (seriously, Chinese cinema sucks a fat dick... I've only watched mostly their animations, and it is baaaad).

You could say he is sucking up to naomi Wu... and he kinda is, but not really... I don't get it. You know how weebs love japan because they have this warped view of the country and it's culture because of anime? I guess you could say the same about Robert and China, but I get where the weebs are coming from, I get that they also wish they get to live their high school harem adventure fantasies in a manga/anime prism.

But China? the fuck is so appealing about China?

 

[Saxxon]

The fuck is up with Robert's obssession with China?

Orange man said China bad, but since Orange man bad man China good.

 

[RockVolnutt]

The fuck is up with Robert's obssession with China? I know he tries to play it up as it China taking a huge piece of mainstream culture talk, as in, movie markets and such, so he tries to to reasons that these remarks makes part of cultural commentary... but he also comes across a a weirdo cheeleader for a country that he doesn't really know much besides crappy old kung fu movies and their modern cinema pastiche (seriously, Chinese cinema sucks a fat dick... I've only watched mostly their animations, and it is baaaad).

You could say he is sucking up to naomi Wu... and he kinda is, but not really... I don't get it. You know how weebs love japan because they have this warped view of the country and it's culture because of anime? I guess you could say the same about Robert and China, but I get where the weebs are coming from, I get that they also wish they get to live their high school harem adventure fantasies in a manga/anime prism.

But China? the fuck is so appealing about China?

He thinks if America continues to ignore his ideas, China will inevitably be the ones to take over the entire planet and enforce the Star Trek future he believes is right around the corner. Probably due to corporations fetishizing China as one giant sweat shop and so China "knows their stuff" because why else companies flock to them? He believes strongly that there's no future for humanity that isn't some one state world.

 

[thx1138]

I keep hoping ol' blobbo will get the Kung Flu Pandemic but unfortunately, he never goes outdoors. So...

 

[Marissa Moira]

Orange man said China bad, but since Orange man bad man China good.

But Bob say Orange Chicken Good.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Only a savage like Bob would talk about combining two shit tier foods like the colonel and general Gao's.

Isn't his brother-in-law fucking Korean? They are the kings of spicy fried chicken and don't half ass it by just adding cayenne to the flour.

 

[ditto]

As he tried speaking in hilariously slow and broken Chinese again in his videos recently?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

As he tried speaking in hilariously slow and broken Chinese again in his videos recently?

That gives me the image of him putting on buckteeth and slanting his eyes to look Asian.

 

[Super Hans]

The fuck is up with Robert's obssession with China? I know he tries to play it up as it China taking a huge piece of mainstream culture talk, as in, movie markets and such, so he tries to to reasons that these remarks makes part of cultural commentary... but he also comes across a a weirdo cheeleader for a country that he doesn't really know much besides crappy old kung fu movies and their modern cinema pastiche (seriously, Chinese cinema sucks a fat dick... I've only watched mostly their animations, and it is baaaad).

You could say he is sucking up to naomi Wu... and he kinda is, but not really... I don't get it. You know how weebs love japan because they have this warped view of the country and it's culture because of anime? I guess you could say the same about Robert and China, but I get where the weebs are coming from, I get that they also wish they get to live their high school harem adventure fantasies in a manga/anime prism.

But China? the fuck is so appealing about China?

China has what's probably the closest to KinoRobbie's ideal political system. Claims to have technocrats as the functionaries, a strong man at the top who's word is law, the physically and mentally defective are killed without compunction, whoever disagrees with the government on a principle level gets sent to prison camps to work to death, and if somebody falls out of the dear leader's grace they're disappeared and their wealth seized. Best of all, he'd of course be the one in Xi's position, in spite of being a diseased, lazy, glutonnous, consoomerist mongoloid.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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After 9 years on Twitter, it occurs to Bob that putting his video links and his megalomaniacal rants on the same page might not be the best long-term strategy.

If people have to follow the new account manually, he's in for a rude awakening.

 

[The tired cat]

So, Im kinda surprised Bobcat isnt sperging how Russia sent aid to the US (I think), to help with virus problem by providinh doctors an equipment.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

China has what's probably the closest to KinoRobbie's ideal political system. Claims to have technocrats as the functionaries, a strong man at the top who's word is law, the physically and mentally defective are killed without compunction, whoever disagrees with the government on a principle level gets sent to prison camps to work to death, and if somebody falls out of the dear leader's grace they're disappeared and their wealth seized. Best of all, he'd of course be the one in Xi's position, in spite of being a diseased, lazy, glutonnous, consoomerist mongoloid.

Not to mention that China's been sending deadly fentanyl to Mayonnaise Ghoul land and killing rural children just like the ones who used to beat him up in high school. There's nothing China does that Bob isn't 100 percent behind, save for the releasing of the virus that makes him have to wait in line behind a dozen cars at the McDonald's drive thru.

 

[Judge Dredd]

As someone helpfully shared on Cuck Windbag's thread, Archive.org has a perfectly functional way to request removal of material that users have posted without permission, Windbag is just too lazy/dumb to go through the proper channels and opted to bitch to his personal army on Twitter instead, which is these people's go to method of dealing with everything.

As someone else helpfully shared on Cuck's thread, he hates capitalism and profit motive except when it's his money.

Chuck Wendig is a strange cow. I know his face and I remember him as a funny cow for his 15 minutes of woke-fame, but I always forget where I know him from. I wasn't a follower of comicsgate or Marvel movies or twitter, and he has no connection to gaming or anything I'm interested in. Even if someone tells me, I'll forget in about a week.

I actually think Bob probably works way cheaper than even a half-attractive e-thot.

I would have agreed with you, but I think he revealed recently he was working for peanuts.

I never even heard of Dog Soldiers

It was a fairly big movie in the UK at the time.

I wanted to link a Razorfist tweet of him calling Bob an underachiever because his channel struggles despite getting promoted by big sites like The Escapist, but I can't find it. So enjoy this back up tweet.

RazörFist on Twitter

“No, I will not let him live this down.”

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[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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This is wild.

Shared from the Corona-chan mega thread. It’s all going wrong for Bob and genociding all of thinkers, while the mayonnaise ghouls live.

 

[A Random]

I don't particularly care about Spider-Verse, but jeez, couldn't stop at just a retweet, could you?

[I don't know that much about the multiple Doc Ocks, but I know that the canon Otto Octavius didn't preclude a woman from taking up the mantle, so... what's wrong with both versions existing at once?]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't particularly care about Spider-Verse, but jeez, couldn't stop at just a retweet, could you?
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[I don't know that much about the multiple Doc Ocks, but I know that the canon Otto Octavius didn't preclude a woman from taking up the mantle, so... what's wrong with both versions existing at once?]

It's not diverse enough, I guess. I'm honestly surprised that they'd want a woman to be the villain (unless they're going to twist it and say "Aha! Lady Doc Ock was actually victimized by Spider-Man!")