Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Well, I mean there was the 90s Spiderman cartoon, the Punisher arcade game and wasnt he in the THQ Punisher game?

He also had a solo movie starring David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury.

Woah, look at those quadruple chins. Sure, Bob, you’re losing weight and have the beetus under control.
 
LMAO
Let's see who come to his aid for his three day ban.
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LMAO
Let's see who come to his aid for his three day ban.
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I wonder if Twitter is doing like Youtube and has cut back on moderating with Corona Chan going on (and I know there's no rational reason a pandemic requires them to cut back on moderating their social media platform, but they did it anyway either due to managerial incompetence or censorious malice). Because if that's the case, they might not be getting back to him for a while. :story:
 
It's not even a big deal, he can't like, retweet and follow for three days. Who cares? The real issue is of course that Bob thinks his secondary account deserves a blue checkmark, so getting the same treatment as the common rabble must sting.

I wonder if he'll be in for a surprise. He's a legacy blue checkmark from when it was easier to get one. I've seen immeasurably better known people who haven't got one (although I suppose they just might not care enough to try).
 
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I wonder if the "MY DREAMS!" mini-meltdown Bob's having is because, against all his hope and wishes, the modern Western world is cock-blocking his superior future right in front of his eyes by refusing to die when it faces a real crisis? The global kind he lusted after that would surely wipe the slate clean of the ghouls and leave the big brains like him to inherit a blank canvas world to shape in their image has finally come! And failed......

And not only did the world not fall to pieces, but people are expressing a desire to put it back exactly as it was once the panic is over?

And are blaming China?! Instead of Orangeman?!

And a free gibs Presidential candidate can't beat an Alzheimer's patient at the polls?!!!

It's like rapture came... and he's sure there's been a mistake because he didn't get uplifted..... and now he's looking for the complaint department because he wants to speak to a manager....
 
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LMAO
Let's see who come to his aid for his three day ban.
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That took only two days. So what's the betting pool on his second account getting banned? I'll play it safe and give him a month before it gets suspended.
 
It's not even a big deal, he can't like, retweet and follow for three days. Who cares? The real issue is of course that Bob thinks his secondary account deserves a blue checkmark, so getting the same treatment as the common rabble must sting.
He literally never even brought up wanting it verified, and is whining that the account he set up for all his twitter addict behavior (like like/retweet/follow) can't do any of that because he follows an absurd 2.5k people on twitter, and for some reason wants to keep all of that in his personal feed.
That's really the funny part. Promotional accounts like Bob is attempting to turn his @the_moviebob handle into, are supposed to have the bloated following count b/c being mutuals is required for DMing, and press/others may want to contact the account in question. Bob following 2.5k accounts on that handle makes sense in that context. It's about as many as I'd expect for a Z-list internet celebrity with a tendency to write up good copypasta. But the fact that he wants to import all 2,500 accounts to his personal feed outs him as a massive addict. You cannot process a feed of 2,500 accounts and keep up with it at all without spending a ludicrous amount of time each day on twitter.
 
That took only two days. So what's the betting pool on his second account getting banned? I'll play it safe and give him a month before it gets suspended.
We'll see what happens if he can't follow anyone else for the full three days. I can only imagine the tard rage that could possibly happen if he can't increase his "influence" on his angry account.

There was some speculation about whether or not people would follow him over to the new account (can I say I love his handle, BobChipman_1981, fuggin briliant) and it seems some have. Enjoy.
heh, gottem!
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And here we see Bob's followers are coming to this new account to defend my lardness's honor
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Dollars to donuts that's a tranny.
Now check out it's follower's list
You don't even have to scroll down just to get a sampling of the Pampers loving.
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That's just what's at the top. I'll let you search for the rest.
Is it fair to judge Bob by the "people" on his feed? No, not really.
Is it funny to do so? Oh yeah.
 
I wonder if his niece will ever get bullied in School and Uncle Bob sees this as a way to actually live his childhood fantasies and gets to put multiple elementary school children in the ICU.

I mean he's just that hate filled and off the rails to attempt an act like that.
 
I wonder if his niece will ever get bullied in School and Uncle Bob sees this as a way to actually live his childhood fantasies and gets to put multiple elementary school children in the ICU.

I mean he's just that hate filled and off the rails to attempt an act like that.


Nah, that's WAY too much effort, I mean he might actually have to leave his basement! Plus, imagine the crisis he might have if one of her bullies isn't a mayonnaise ghoul.

"Sorry sweetheart, he's just doing this because of socioeconomic factors"
 
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