Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

Of course he would.

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Robert also said that the objectively shit "New New Warriors" was good, so this take isn't surprising. He has shit taste.

I'm not sure at this point whether it's incredibly shit taste or forcing himself to like things normal comic audiences hate out of pure spite. He keeps advocating for woke comic garbage that even the woke crowd thinks goes too far and is shit. Meanwhile, we can't argue he's just a consoomer for comic book stuff, because he hated the Joker movie with the flaming passion of a thousand burning suns.

Clearly what these properties represent to him in a broad social and political context is more important than their actual strengths as stories. Bright, childish woke shit is the superior future, complex character studies of people who are the wrong racial demographic are part of the obsolete mayonnaise ghoul past.

Robert also seems to have this weird fixation with the idea that it's good to shove the "right" entertainment down the throats of people who hate it. Probably because that's the approach to media of the totalitarian governments he admires.

 

[Marissa Moira]

"I graduated from High-school." Fuck off Bob no you didn't. Also fucking lol at the idea that Bob wouldn't go digging into things looking to be angry at them. That's all Blob does, the fucker probably goes rooting through boxes of high sugar cereals to find the one chocolate frosted marshmallow flake that isn't double deep fried so he can tard rage at it.

Bob's problem is that he's never left highschool. He relives it every day.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Is he calling to invade China or something? Because as someone who’s not sucking Pooh’s dick, I feel like he’s saying we should invade China.

I think he's saying that we're in the wrong and that China should invade us

 

[Marissa Moira]

Clearly what these properties represent to him in a broad social and political context is more important than their actual strengths as stories. Bright, childish woke shit is the superior future, complex character studies of people who are the wrong racial demographic are part of the obsolete mayonnaise ghoul past.

People who read nothing but fanfiction justify the same shit. "Who cares if star wars is garbage think of all the great Reylo stories fan wrote! Stop complaining!"

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

God, what’s up with Bob hating on Joe Rogan?
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Wait! I think I know why!
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>known dink
He hates Vietnamese?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Letting China invade the US would be the equivalent of letting 70 million lemmings drown on tiny adorable makeshift boats. Japan and South Korea wouldn't be having any of that shit and that's even before they reach California.

If they want to go the other way around africa it would be fucking months and they would still get blown up half way.

 

[José Mourinho]

I genuinely don't even know forget that there was a Joker movie until Blob kept on bringing it up.

By the way, does Bob even respond to the "consoomer" memes?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Letting China invade the US would be the equivalent of letting 70 million lemmings drown on tiny adorable makeshift boats. Japan and South Korea wouldn't be having any of that shit and that's even before they reach California.

If they want to go the other way around africa it would be fucking months and they would still get blown up half way.

So basically if China tries to get ballsy, they’re in for a storm.

I genuinely don't even know that there was a Joker movie until Blob kept on bringing it up.

By the way, does Bob even respond to the "consoomer" memes?

I feel like he has by doing his usual responses of “fuck off ghoul” or “who are you?” in what I am imagining of the Wojak meme with the mask but him behind it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So basically if China tries to get ballsy, they’re in for a storm.

The US Navy owns the seas. It's the reason why we spend the most on our military. It was agreed upon since the end of World War 2 that the US would be the sole force policing the oceans and that hasn't let up. The US Dollar is also the world's backup currency. Nobody trusts China to replace the US Dollar.

How a 1944 Agreement Created a New World Order

The Bretton Woods Agreement defined the relationship between gold and the dollar. This new monetary system changed the world.

www.thebalance.com

 

[RSVP]

By the way, does Bob even respond to the "consoomer" memes?

He responded to it here, archived here.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

He responded to it here, archived here.

Ah, those replies are a thing of beauty.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

He responded to it here, archived here.

you probably live a life that has never held intrinsic value as once understood to belong to nearly all human beings.

This reads like a random text generator.

 

[Judge Dredd]

If anything, being an atheist was seen as sort of "cool" and counterculture back then since the Religious Right was still sort of relevant at the time (but were also starting to decline) and despite being disliked by most Americans, they still were a loud vocal minority that had some influence in the whole neocon movement of the Bush years. Granted, this was mostly an American thing so it was probably perceived differently in the United Kingdom and Europe.

As someone from the UK, I can confirm that it wasn't really a thing here outside of internet obsessives.

I should also mention that Dick Tracy wasn't a big deal here either. Maybe The Matrix started the trend, but I don't recall anyone dressing like that at the time. It was more emos, skaters, and chavs at that time.

He made another video about joker

Why Are Joker Fans Still Angry at an Old SNL Sketch? | The Big Picture

Subscribe to Escapist Magazine! ►► http://bit.ly/Sub2Escapist Back before the Oscars, Saturday Night Live‘s “Weekend Update” skewered Joker and other big nom...

www.youtube.com

The top comment.

I Googled "Joker SNL" to see if literally anyone was talking about this. This video is the second result, and it was uploaded 48 minutes ago. No one is talking about this.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

He responded to it here, archived here.

Yep, just sobbing behind that smug mask.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'm not sure at this point whether it's incredibly shit taste or forcing himself to like things normal comic audiences hate out of pure spite. He keeps advocating for woke comic garbage that even the woke crowd thinks goes too far and is shit. Meanwhile, we can't argue he's just a consoomer for comic book stuff, because he hated the Joker movie with the flaming passion of a thousand burning suns.

Clearly what these properties represent to him in a broad social and political context is more important than their actual strengths as stories. Bright, childish woke shit is the superior future, complex character studies of people who are the wrong racial demographic are part of the obsolete mayonnaise ghoul past.

Robert also seems to have this weird fixation with the idea that it's good to shove the "right" entertainment down the throats of people who hate it. Probably because that's the approach to media of the totalitarian governments he admires.

It's been said a bunch of times before but Bob exclusively likes comic adaptations. He views actual comics as beneath him for some reason and his interest in them is mostly limited to using wiki articles to sound knowledgeable for the next movie to consoom. He also hates the people who read them as they are part of the Untermensch. No idea how he'd respond if you pointed out it's nigh-impossible to transfer everything over to another medium due to the differences between comics going on for decades and movies.

It's an odd stance.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

"I'm such a feminist I only watch lesbian porn" - Bob, on a bizarrely frequent basis

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Sorry, this is tangentially Bob related, I was perusing the What are you listening to right now thread and came across this.

Spoiler: just the audio

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So remember how Bob was just starting to get used to Bernie?

Well...

Bernie Sanders drops out of the presidential race

Sanders lags Joe Biden in the pledged delegate count and has had to cease in-person campaigning because of the coronavirus pandemic.

www.google.com

 

[Neko GF]

Robert's initial reactions to the end of the Bernie Sanders campaign:

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1247920214278275073 (Archive)

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1247918646598524928 (Archive)

"VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!! FOR THE SUPERIOR FUTURE !!!"

 

[Mola Ram]

Robert's initial reactions to the end of the Bernie Sanders campaign:
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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1247920214278275073 (Archive)

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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1247918646598524928 (Archive)

"VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!! FOR THE SUPERIOR FUTURE !!!"

"Beat these regressive motherfuckers," Bob shlorps through a mouthful of half-chewed McNuggets and Sweet-n-Sour Sauce, while supporting a decrepit fossil with a brain rapidly turning to slurry, the Senator from MasterCard, a candidate hauled out of the crypt because the younger genuine progressives are about as electable as a bucket of maggoty dogshit.