Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Imperial Citizen]

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No "human" will be "sacrificed", but the inhuman ghouls currently making up 51% of the US population (probably more come November) will of course be purged by withholding medical supplies and whatever other means the thinkbrains deem necessary.

Is it me or does Bob’s twitter photo look like hbomberguy’s picture at a glance?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

One interesting by product of Bob's new alt account is his hornt levels are starting to rise.

Spoiler: tfw you still need to tip your fedora

The exceptionalism starts here.

Angie Speaks on Twitter

“@ThomasRobertDay @MightyKreskin @RonRugged Harm reduction uwu! Trump is not a fascist! He has no ideology, Joe Biden is a neoliberal technocrat. There is no lesser evil here, just evil!”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The QT here is a smart person, FWIW. But smart people can be wrong. 🤷‍♂️”

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So if you don't vote blue because Bide may be a weird sex pervert that's ok but literally any other reason and it's to the gas chambers with you obsolete!

As for this "QT"(a) and what makes her T so Q?

Spoiler: "gracefull"

Angie Speaks on Twitter

“Caught picking my nose on the editing timeline 😫😫😫. I’m just surprised I still managed to look graceful doing it 🥴🧝🏾‍♀️”

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At least she pirates GBA games so that's a plus in my book!

He always uses vague wording that implies he has sex (like his weird barbeque metaphor) but he never outright says he does. He's probably trying to give the impression he has one-night-stands regularly even though that's almost certainly not the case.
TBH, I could believe him having a girlfriend, as I've seen bigger losers than Bob get girlfriends, but that also seems unlikely unless he's made the unusually wise move of keeping her off his social media.

What if he's actually had sex but it was such a horrific and embarrassing experience that it made the woman dyke out? He mentions being close to some lesbian in college and he never finished college...

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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Isn't this like, digital catcalling or some shit? Very problematic to call a stronk independent womynx "the cutie" while talking about her!

 

[The Tarrasque]

Well I find the tweet previous to that even funnier:
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It is another example of his magical thinking, for who wouldn't have known what was happening when people were erecting electric grids?

In the context of his thread, Bobby seems to think the Superior Future Intellectual Insurrection is happening underground, being painstakingly engineered by Thinkers in their waterlogged basements, unbeknownst to us obsolete Believers until the inevitable paradigm shift which makes wheat grow on the Moon and turn men into women. But the exemplars of his Superior Future -- AOC, Hilary Rodham, and Anita Whats-her-name -- have been the most attention-seeking whores this side of Hollywood!

Who is the trans woman of color John Galt?

 

[Bolo]

Each passing day Robert talks more and more like a severely indoctrinated person, to the point it sounds like parody. Who talks about the "white-Christian-fundie-patriarchy" is if it is a real thing? More so a conscious organized real thing?

I know that Robert likes to talk about his own ideals for the superior future, and his pragmatic views of politics, so he do his little "heh, I don't take sides friendo" act, because Robert believes he is above being a follower. But at the same turn he spews these terms that are obviously being fed to him in some channel or twitter he follows and his hatred for republicans and fidelity to democrats is Zealot like.

He talks about facists and Nazis every single day, but not an ounce of introspection to realize that in the end he is the one who sounds like a fanatic.

 

[TowinKarz]

Thing is, blobbo unironically declares this to be the case and that his personal enemies must be dealt with without mercy and with utmost cruelty and inhumanity, but the moment it comes to himself the rules of engagement change to "I MUST be afforded every respect and courtesy and not subject to undue insult or abuse under any circumstances, and if you do not comply you are pure evil"

Its like some SS commander who spent his career happily ordering whole villages of untermench to be massacred on sight while having any prisoners to be tortured and executed and all women and children to be enslaved and worked to death without food or rest then getting captured mid-slaughter and proceeding to throw a sobbing tantrum at the inhuman depravity of his captors for not assigning him his own luxurious internment mansion with a fully stocked meat cellar, private pool, and a team of servants nor ordering the guards to salute him on sight.

Guten Tag, Herr Göering, ist das du?

Though Quisling is a more fitting comparison, the idea Bob could've passed a Wehrmacht physical or played enough SS politics to get any power, is laughable. The only power he gets is when he's temporarily of use to someone, and his swelled head takes over from there and ruins it because he can't be just a cog in the machine, he's got to be in charge. The smallest fraction of influence he gets, he ruins by overplaying his hand, and then blames others for it.

Bob is proof that Boston needs another molasses flood.

He IS the molasses flood every time he walks down the street.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

One interesting by product of Bob's new alt account is his hornt levels are starting to rise.

Spoiler: tfw you still need to tip your fedora

The exceptionalism starts here.

Angie Speaks on Twitter

“@ThomasRobertDay @MightyKreskin @RonRugged Harm reduction uwu! Trump is not a fascist! He has no ideology, Joe Biden is a neoliberal technocrat. There is no lesser evil here, just evil!”

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Attention Required!

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The QT here is a smart person, FWIW. But smart people can be wrong. 🤷‍♂️”

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So if you don't vote blue because Bide may be a weird sex pervert that's ok but literally any other reason and it's to the gas chambers with you obsolete!

As for this "QT"(a) and what makes her T so Q?
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Spoiler: "gracefull"

Angie Speaks on Twitter

“Caught picking my nose on the editing timeline 😫😫😫. I’m just surprised I still managed to look graceful doing it 🥴🧝🏾‍♀️”

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Angie Speaks on Twitter: "Caught picking my nose on the editing timel…

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At least she pirates GBA games so that's a plus in my book!

What if he's actually had sex but it was such a horrific and embarrassing experience that it made the woman dyke out? He mentions being close to some lesbian in college and he never finished college...

Find me just one woman who will admit to having sex with Cinema Robert.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

By QT he means quoted tweet, he's not calling her a cutie

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Find me just one woman who will admit to having sex with Cinema Robert.

If my super scientific theory is correct it would provide reason to why she turned savagely away from men and became a muff diver, and also why no one will talk about it.

By QT he means quoted tweet, he's not calling her a cutie

You have your head cannon and I can continue to be right about Bob being so thirsty that he'll go after fat, British women who gladly post about picking their nose for ass pats.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Each passing day Robert talks more and more like a severely indoctrinated person, to the point it sounds like parody. Who talks about the "white-Christian-fundie-patriarchy" is if it is a real thing? More so a conscious organized real thing?

I know that Robert likes to talk about his own ideals for the superior future, and his pragmatic views of politics, so he do his little "heh, I don't take sides friendo" act, because Robert believes he is above being a follower. But at the same turn he spews these terms that are obviously being fed to him in some channel or twitter he follows and his hatred for republicans and fidelity to democrats is Zealot like.

He talks about facists and Nazis every single day, but not an ounce of introspection to realize that in the end he is the one who sounds like a fanatic.

I think Bob is so desperately trying to be more liberals than other liberals that he adds more adjectives to the usual rants of patriarchy and wypipo and shit while also using his disdain of the usual.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I'm sure this has come up before but I haven't seen it in a while and Bob provides evidence for either side daily:

Is Bob legitimately slow in the mind or does he just not have any self awareness?

The way he describes himself then dismisses all photographic evidence people call him out with as "old photos." How he complains about people with real jobs holding us back from his stupid fucking Jetsons utopia while he has potentially the least important job ever made. His brother allows him to live in his basement and even went to Pax with him as his handler.

Maybe he has some degenerative brain disease.

Is Bob slow in the mind?
My opinion has always been that he’s a HFA that was told by his parents he’s a savant like rainman and that’s where his belief he’s intelligent came from.
So yes, he’s a slow in the mind and just a slightly better Chris.

Yeah, he's always looked like a particularly toxic combination of high functioning autism and narcissism to me. He fundamentally doesn't understand human nature, including his own, on a very basic level. On top of that, he refuses to learn and assumes everyone who doesn't comply with his autistic worldview, in which he is the center of the universe and deserves all of the things, is subhuman trash.

I think Bob is so desperately trying to be more liberals than other liberals that he adds more adjectives to the usual rants of patriarchy and wypipo and shit while also using his disdain of the usual.

Much like male feminists who overcompensate to try and hide that they're sexual harassers and rapists, Robert overcompensates with leftie wokeness to try and hide that he's a fascist with the serial numbers filed off. And not one of the more moderate, pragmatic fascists like Franco or Dollfuss either. Definitely more of a Hitler or Pavelić type.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Honestly I'd pay to see blobber in my lab sometime. I just want him to see how mundane and dry science is. Most of my work is data processing at the moment. The biggest bottleneck right now for us is we need huge amounts of data looked over and sorted before we can do anything. Unironically scientists are having to 'learn to code' to stay relevant in science. They shoved me on an R, Linux and Python course to upskill me while I'm already doing my degree.

I was trying to think of something funny that would sound like Bob logic, such as "just put the data in the science computer", "are you doing robot science or moon wheat science", or "that wouldn't be a problem if Hillary was president", but it's hard to make a caricature of Bob that isn't utterly predictable and unfunny.

Is Bob legitimately slow in the mind or does he just not have any self awareness?

My opinion has always been that he’s a HFA that was told by his parents he’s a savant like rainman and that’s where his belief he’s intelligent came from.

he spews these terms that are obviously being fed to him in some channel or twitter he follows and his hatred for republicans and fidelity to democrats is Zealot like.

High Functioning Autism makes a lot of sense, but if we put autism speculation aside, I think Bob's problem is his social media obsession and self imposed isolation.

And I don't mean quarantine. Like many people I know, Bob doesn't seem to really be impacted by quarantine aside from watching movies at home instead of the cinema.

You know how you have SJW circle jerks where they keep bouncing the same opinions back and forth, getting a little more jargon filled and extreme each time, then when they step into the real world they find themselves completely out of their depth? Bob is like that, but he's alone and it's only echos of his own opinions with maybe those of his brother as well.

Bob reads a lot of Twitter, he seems to live there given how much time he spends on it. I doubt he's really a lefty. He takes their jargon and whatever opinions he finds convenient but rarely do his values line up with theirs, and when they do line up they seem mostly incidental.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I was trying to think of something funny that would sound like Bob logic, such as "just put the data in the science computer", "are you doing robot science or moon wheat science", or "that wouldn't be a problem if Hillary was president", but it's hard to make a caricature of Bob that isn't utterly predictable and unfunny.

Here, I'll try. "Why aren't you using an AI? If only Trump hadn't been elected, you could even run it on a quantum computer!" It would probably be just a bit over the top to complain about the Republican ban on embryonic stem cell research in the same paragraph, though.

 

[Bolo]

Yeah, speaking just for myself, I don't think Robert is under any sort of spectrum of autism whatsoever. I'm not gonna pretend I understand a lick about mental illnesses and conditions, but It seems the concept of autism and what encompass this issue seems to have broadened way too much that now any sperg can tell themselves that they are autistic, and so release any personal responsability for their actions.

Anyway, what I think is Robert is just a frustated fuck who can't seem to cope about his shit life. He can't complain directly about his shit life, and so he diverts his impotent rage to politics, thinking he is some sort of kindred spirits to the the self-proclaimed marginalized of the internet, acting like he is some sort of Captain America for the troons and colored of the cyber space, rushing for the defense of those who can't defend themselves.

But all of this is play act, I don't sense any sort of real indignation or resolve to change his perceived injustices. It's all too easy to just tweet about wanting democrats to win, using as a excuse to indulge on his resentment and hate for those he believes that wronged him, or at least the avatar he made for those, that now he calls republicans.

But it all goes back to the simple fact that Robert lives his life obssessing with one single thing, his life didn't go the way he wanted, and no, i'm not talking about fucking Jet Packs, and he needs to indulge in this frustation somehow, and in social media he found a way.

And the worst thing is, Robert is easy to read because in the end, we all feel the same sort of frustation, the fascinating thing about him, and why he has over 2500 pages here is that, even if we don't quite articulate, we all can see his bullshit, and it's one of those spetacles that is both funny and cringe... and I don't mean the stupid "internet awkard" cringe bullshit, I mean cringe because we can see part of ourselves in this shitshow.

 

[BR55]

Honestly I'd pay to see blobber in my lab sometime. I just want him to see how mundane and dry science is. Most of my work is data processing at the moment. The biggest bottleneck right now for us is we need huge amounts of data looked over and sorted before we can do anything. Unironically scientists are having to 'learn to code' to stay relevant in science. They shoved me on an R, Linux and Python course to upskill me while I'm already doing my degree.

"mundane" "dry" "boring"
That sounds like Obsolete talk to me friendo!
Haven't you seen the documentaries Star Trek and Avengers Endgame?
A true scientist, like Tony Stark or Dr. McCoy, would spend a minute or two intensely mumbling and scribbling nonsense "equations" on a whiteboard before miraculously finding the answer.
Bob is exhibit A in my argument that trying to get the masses interested in science was a mistake.
Showing Bill Nye to third graders turned a whole generation into fart huffing idiots who think they're great lovers of science because they retweet pictures of nebulas and talk about cool it looks.
We tried to be Vulcans, so to speak, but turned into cargo cultists instead.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Bob is exhibit A in my argument that trying to get the masses interested in science was a mistake.
Showing Bill Nye to third graders turned a whole generation into fart huffing idiots who think they're great lovers of science because they retweet pictures of nebulas and talk about cool it looks.
We tried to be Vulcans, so to speak, but turned into cargo cultists instead.

Not a bad point actually. Very few people actually care about science, or what scientists actually do; people like the idea of science, and the things science brings, but like mathematics the actual nitty gritty of it is going to be rather boring to most people. The average person doesn't care about science, they just like consooming the products of science; science should be more elitist.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Not a bad point actually. Very few people actually care about science, or what scientists actually do; people like the idea of science, and the things science brings, but like mathematics the actual nitty gritty of it is going to be rather boring to most people. The average person doesn't care about science, they just like consooming the products of science; science should be more elitist.

Yeah honestly whenever I hear someone talk about "woman being harassed in STEM" I just wonder if that's a real thing that's going on because I imagine the STEM field being rather boring for something like that to happen in comparison to the Entertainment industries like Hollywood.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Honestly I'd pay to see blobber in my lab sometime. I just want him to see how mundane and dry science is. Most of my work is data processing at the moment. The biggest bottleneck right now for us is we need huge amounts of data looked over and sorted before we can do anything. Unironically scientists are having to 'learn to code' to stay relevant in science. They shoved me on an R, Linux and Python course to upskill me while I'm already doing my degree.

This earnestly made me laff. Can you imagine Blobbert on some basic sample prep fpr UPLC/MS analysis? Especially if desalting is involved? The "Superior Future" looks less like hover chairs and unlimited resources and more like pipetting ultra pure water through desalting columns 50 or 60 at a time. I guarantee you he would muck it up spectacularly even though it involves simple movements and sitting on your ass for hours at a time. (The latter of which he SHOULD be pretty good at.)

 

[Adamska]

Yeah honestly whenever I hear someone talk about "woman being harassed in STEM" I just wonder if that's a real thing that's going on because I imagine the STEM field being rather boring for something like that to happen in comparison to the Entertainment industries like Hollywood.

The "harrassment" is just an attempt to avoid facing the reality that women tend to lose interest or not want to go into those fields. Those that do tend to realize they don't really like it and fuck off, leaving those who genuinely like that stuff (mostly men, with some women) sticking through. Not to say women can't do it (the original cartridge for vidya was designed by a woman and binary programming was also a woman's brainchild), but it's just a thing that doesn't appeal to most.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

"mundane" "dry" "boring"
That sounds like Obsolete talk to me friendo!
Haven't you seen the documentaries Star Trek and Avengers Endgame?
A true scientist, like Tony Stark or Dr. McCoy, would spend a minute or two intensely mumbling and scribbling nonsense "equations" on a whiteboard before miraculously finding the answer.
Bob is exhibit A in my argument that trying to get the masses interested in science was a mistake.
Showing Bill Nye to third graders turned a whole generation into fart huffing idiots who think they're great lovers of science because they retweet pictures of nebulas and talk about cool it looks.
We tried to be Vulcans, so to speak, but turned into cargo cultists instead.

I would say it's not just things like bill nye the science guy. It also involves a total lack of perspective that is stoked by consumer media and unfamiliarity. If you haven't really grown up around people who can give you an in-depth look at how scientific thinking actually operates and how mathematics crucially forms the language by which scientific thinking is enabled, it all becomes super-cool looking physics/chemistry experiments or über futuristic computer haxxors. This happens all the fucking time in undergrad when bright-eyed freshmen in Chemical Engineering find out that they spend less time in their dorms and more time in whatever nook or cranny works best to keep studying on campus.