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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I was focused on the deformed face until i realized, with horror, that someone, somewhere in some shithole sweatshop, manufactured a Mario Brothers Suit Jacket.
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Just a reminder that the person in this photo is almost 40 and thought that this would be appropriate attire for Easter.
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Ahh, how much has changed in a year. What kind of unfortunate genes do you have to be born with to make your head pill shapped?
Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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That’s not genetics, it’s the physical effects of having his head up his ass all the time!
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I'm kinda curious where he even finds these abortion coats. I get huge franchises like Mario are going to have a ton of merch but literally no one except Bob seems to buy or wear this shit.
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If Bobby uploaded his immortal/immoral conscious to a robotic body, he would just be as angry as he is now -- if anything this would only serve to prolong his misery. So, what's the point?
Bobby kisses up to Breadtube:
Here. To quote the page: Do your bros say: “Sorry, but your sense of fashion is in another castle”?
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My exact experience with this photo.
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The longer the look the more surreal it gets. The polo shirt and jacket combination is bad enough, but it's a bright blue one. His trousers seem to be made of what looks like tent fabric polyester, and they're far too long for him (You'd think a fat fuck like him would have learned how to take back trouser legs out of sheer need by now), his shoes are trainers, trainers with trousers like that just look like arse and I can't even tell if they lace up or he's genuinely purchased velcro ones. I also don't want to be a dick, but I'm 24, and I wouldn't go easter egg hunting because it's something for my younger cousins/nephews/nieces/siblings to enjoy because they're children.
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Damn! That stream was 10.5 hours! You know it makes it hard on folks to jump around on the timeline then, MauLer.
Anyway, Bob segment begins at the 1:05:00ish mark. Hopefully the timestamp below works. Like I said before, the first 5-10 min are definitely worth watching just to see others catch up to all the inside jokes this board has been savoring for pages now.
Anyway, Bob segment begins at the 1:05:00ish mark. Hopefully the timestamp below works. Like I said before, the first 5-10 min are definitely worth watching just to see others catch up to all the inside jokes this board has been savoring for pages now.
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A theory; things under Trump have generally been better for a lot of people, with wages increasing and a sense of finally shifting into fourth gear to get above water after years of mediocrity in opportunity and wage growth. But Bob probably peaked in '15, and has never been able to monetize anything beyond his patreon. Which isn't too shabby, he likely pulls in 60k a year unless he's really doing his shitty videos for nothing. That's very comfortable for a single person. But a lot of other movie critics, even those who are shit at the craft like Bob is, have been able to make things better in both exposure and financial gain.
Usually it doesn't matter because he's a consoomer so he spends everything in hopes of a like from a twitter celebrity, never invested, and now even getting back under the Escapist he's not relevant. And Corona Chan strikes, stopping his consooming, and people are going to have to penny pinch for a few months/year now, so all the consoomin' won't be as present. These momentary things he thought would give him value are pointless. And many of which will strongly have to change to survive because you can't let the woke crowd control things like TV and comics the way they had when Disney wasn't strapped for cash. His ideology was losing ground because of its built-in circular firing squad, and now with no money to prop it up it's also not going to be as fashionable a thing. No one cares for troon representation when they can't find a job.
It's not the ranting of a mean fat virgin about his mortality, but the ranting of a man who has no money having to actually work because he doesn't have any savings. He never saw the benefits many others did under Trump, so he's lashing out because those trash-people took his money.
Usually it doesn't matter because he's a consoomer so he spends everything in hopes of a like from a twitter celebrity, never invested, and now even getting back under the Escapist he's not relevant. And Corona Chan strikes, stopping his consooming, and people are going to have to penny pinch for a few months/year now, so all the consoomin' won't be as present. These momentary things he thought would give him value are pointless. And many of which will strongly have to change to survive because you can't let the woke crowd control things like TV and comics the way they had when Disney wasn't strapped for cash. His ideology was losing ground because of its built-in circular firing squad, and now with no money to prop it up it's also not going to be as fashionable a thing. No one cares for troon representation when they can't find a job.
It's not the ranting of a mean fat virgin about his mortality, but the ranting of a man who has no money having to actually work because he doesn't have any savings. He never saw the benefits many others did under Trump, so he's lashing out because those trash-people took his money.
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The plastic toys really add a surreal twist: as expected of a consoomer to have useless bits of plastic about but for a 39 year old manchild dressed like that, there's a certain Amityville/It je ne sais quoi about the atmosphere. The 60's era Massachusetts post-industrial atmosphere also does this picture no favors.
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Jesus wept.
Starving African children in Cambodia that can't get decent bat soup, let alone Easter eggs.
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Well, I assume one needs a wide angle lens to take a photograph of Bob.'The big picture'
'The wider picture'
His spergout over the glut of films and other consumable media gave me pause for contemplation. We all know how Robert loves to call white Midwesterners and Southerners "obsolete." With Corona-Chan changing the public lexicon, I found a word that describes Bob's pitiful existence.
Non-essential.
Seriously. Does the world need a raging forty-year-old virgin whose only reason for living is to consume capeshit films and McNuggets? I could be the cashier at Walgreens and be more essential to the functioning of society than him.
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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1249389136001277953 (Archive)
Robert fanboying over his failed presidential candidate waifu is just sad at this point. She failed to win a single state and placed 3rd in her own home state, Robert. She's a failure, Robert, just like you. Your waifu is trash, Robert. TRASH!
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I don't even know how to respond to this image, the mario suit jacket, the fucking children's playground stuff, the little pink toy lawnmower, the tiny easter basket and the singular egg. What the fuck, Bob? What in the absolute fuck is this, this, whatever the fuck this is supposed to be?
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That little shed attached to the house on the left has me concerned. Its windows look like a junk shop. Where the heck was this picture taken?
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Bob is very blatant on his fantasies of a woman in the power of anything. Particularly him.
People forget that a major reason so many ebeggers have been allowed to thrive for so long was because of the 11 year bull economy. Many people who, to be quite frank, had jobs that paid way to well for the relatively lower difficulty of the work (and the "quality" of work these patron brainlets brought). Businesses splurged because they could afford to have inefficient workers during this big boom.
That time is over now. businesses are going to strap on the belt and lose the fat. These brainlets are now going to be asked to do actual work for likely lower pay or GTFO (if they have already not been fired). Which means they are going to have to choose between supporting people like Bob or getting to eat an extra few meals that month. I wonder which one they are going to choose.
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