Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chan the Wizard]

He'll dress up as Mario as he guns everyone down.

Heh nothing personal kid

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Doomer Robert whining about how the superior future™ will never happen. "The troglodytes stole my superior future™ pt.2"
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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1250162498969448464 (Archive)

-Pst- Bob. The future is not a fixed destination on the map. I know that it's difficult for your smooth brain to grasp, but the future is infinite outcomes that collapse into one once observed in the present. You idealized "future" was never more than a fantasy dreamed up by a pop culture-obsessed simpleton who viewed science and technology as his own personal cargo cult. Frankly, what you really want is an immortal existence filled with endless luxury provided by the people you vote for. As to those "responsible" for robbing you of your beloved Superior Future™, I have a rude awakening for you. The people you hate so much are simply just living day by day do not have the luxury of ranting about Batman v Superman, Joker, and Sonic the Hedgehog. They don't even know you exist because YOU. ARE. NOT. IMPORTANT. Between Corona-Chan sending shockwaves throughout western civilization and your declining Patreon income, it is only a matter of time before you come just another washed-up, angry, and bitter Boston bumpkin who wasted his life on fleeting trends. Fuck, you are such a lazy bastard that you have to borrow your niece for fulfill for what passes for paternal instincts rather than give up your beloved Mario and knock-up some unfortunate soul to carry the clump of cells that would be your spawn.

YOUR future is the result of YOUR poor life choices and have no one else to blame but YOURself. You may have not have been able to download your consciousness into a robot body or own a starship, but you probably had plenty of chances for a fulfilling life that you pissed away on chasing windmills. I am painfully aware that my words are never going to sink in because they will simply float on your fatty folds so I will only say this: go fuck yourself, Bob. Go fuck yourself because heaven knows that no sane woman would.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

-Pst- Bob. The future is not a fixed destination on the map. I know that it's difficult for your smooth brain to grasp, but the future is infinite outcomes that collapse into one once observed in the present. You idealized "future" was never more than a fantasy dreamed up by a pop culture-obsessed simpleton who viewed science and technology as his own personal cargo cult. Frankly, what you really want is an immortal existence filled with endless luxury provided by the people you vote for. As to those "responsible" for robbing you of your beloved Superior Future™, I have a rude awakening for you. The people you hate so much are simply just living day by day do not have the luxury of ranting about Batman v Superman, Joker, and Sonic the Hedgehog. They don't even know you exist because YOU. ARE. NOT. IMPORTANT. Between Corona-Chan sending shockwaves throughout western civilization and your declining Patreon income, it is only a matter of time before you come just another washed-up, angry, and bitter Boston bumpkin who wasted his life on fleeting trends. Fuck, you are such a lazy bastard that you have to borrow your niece for fulfill for what passes for paternal instincts rather than give up your beloved Mario and knock-up some unfortunate soul to carry the clump of cells that would be your spawn.

YOUR future is the result of YOUR poor life choices and have no one else to blame but YOURself. You may have not have been able to download your consciousness into a robot body or own a starship, but you probably had plenty of chances for a fulfilling life that you pissed away on chasing windmills. I am painfully aware that my words are never going to sink in because they will simply float on your fatty folds so I will only say this: go fuck yourself, Bob. Go fuck yourself because heaven knows that no sane woman would.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

So much for Bob being a Thinker and not a Believer.

Spoiler: Tism

It's been explained dozens of times in this thread, and I'm going to guess on Twitter and maybe even in person, but he doesn't get it.

Robert. Listen. Science. Evolution. The Future. It's not some pre-destined thing that is meant to happen a certain way according to a script.

Let's use the same logic you've likely used against Christians who complain that what you're doing is against "God's plan". If the plan has an unknown goal, is all encompassing, is unknowable by design, and no-one is told what they are supposed to do as part of that plan, then there's basically no plan at all. We can do nothing else but act according to our own free will. Anyone who claims to know the plan is going to need to do a lot of convincing, and if those same people attempt to change your behavior they could be interfering with God's plan and not realize it.

That's you Bob. The only difference is that your holy book is some 1950s sci-fi you saw when you were 6 and some open boarder communist bullshit you heard 10 years ago.

Evolution and scientific progress is basically adaption and incremental improvement. It has no set goal, direction, or results. Future predictions are nothing more than guesses based on what's happening now, and when we're wrong, we change things to adapt accordingly. ie. The exact opinion you've spouted for for almost 2600 pages. You complain that those "Mayonnaise Ghouls" won't shut down their "Smog Factories" and learn to science, but you won't update your model of the future from the time when those factories were built.

I wonder if this is another thing tied to his mood swings. If Bob wants to comfort of the past when he's depressed, but wants his jet packs and moon wheat when he's manic. Though if that was the case I'd expect a clear split between childhood nostalgia and technological progress at any cost. Instead, Bob's ideas are a strange, nonsensical retro-futurism.

The idea that "God has a plan" or that "Certain people are destined for salvation" is something not even shared by all Christians. Many Christians argue that humans having free will is so important to God, so necessary in giving human life meaning, that He refuses to interfere in human affairs, except on very rare occasions. Bob's belief in the predestination of the Superior Future is reminiscent of Calvinism, a sect where everything that happens is part of God's plan and where some people are created from birth to be saved and some people are created to be damned. Calvinism did a lot to influence Protestantism and religion in the New World, which in turn influenced political movements like Progressivism, which posit that humanity is moving towards ever increasing enlightenment as time passes. Bob is just a High Church Protestant that's swapped out Jesus and swapped in Mario, Mah-vel and pop-culture Science...

 

[Crunchy Chick]

You think Bob will wear a Magneto helmet when his brain finally breaks and he attempts a mass shooting?

I'd put money down he does finally lose his shit and attacks someone. He's fat and his rage is impotent so I expect he would do more harm to himself than anyone else.

The idea that "God has a plan" or that "Certain people are destined for salvation" is something not even shared by all Christians. Many Christians argue that humans having free will is so important to God, so necessary in giving human life meaning, that He refuses to interfere in human affairs, except on very rare occasions. Bob's belief in the predestination of the Superior Future is reminiscent of Calvinism, a sect where everything that happens is part of God's plan and where some people are created from birth to be saved and some people are created to be damned. Calvinism did a lot to influence Protestantism and religion in the New World, which in turn influenced political movements like Progressivism, which posit that humanity is moving towards ever increasing enlightenment as time passes. Bob is just a High Church Protestant that's swapped out Jesus and swapped in Mario, Mah-vel and pop-culture Science...

It's more a remnant of Hegelian thought that history has a determined end goal. The entire idea that there is a "right side" to history and that progress is a straight line with an end in mind is an aspect of this outdated mode of thinking which prevailed in education, politics and philosophy up until rather recently.

 

[MeltyTW]

The idea that "God has a plan" or that "Certain people are destined for salvation" is something not even shared by all Christians. Many Christians argue that humans having free will is so important to God, so necessary in giving human life meaning, that He refuses to interfere in human affairs, except on very rare occasions. Bob's belief in the predestination of the Superior Future is reminiscent of Calvinism, a sect where everything that happens is part of God's plan and where some people are created from birth to be saved and some people are created to be damned. Calvinism did a lot to influence Protestantism and religion in the New World, which in turn influenced political movements like Progressivism, which posit that humanity is moving towards ever increasing enlightenment as time passes. Bob is just a High Church Protestant that's swapped out Jesus and swapped in Mario, Mah-vel and pop-culture Science...

I always feared that more people like Bob would be the end result of a post scarcity utopia where the religions that once filled that need for humans to follow something greater would be replaced by corporate kitsch and technology. People think I'm crazy for dreading a future Techno-Combine where most of humanity is reduced to consumerist drones but it goes from minor fantastical worry to full blown panic whenever i browse people like movie bob and the twitter crowd who seem to think laymen can't filter clashing scientific consensus even a little bit and think climate change is responsible for Katrina and will sink the UK within our lifetimes because one person sort of qualified to make the statement did

 

[Koby_Fish]

Superior sleeping schedule
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FUCKING CINE BROS
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He is like a middle aged housewife trapped in a manchilds body
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Still simping
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Or how they bitch about Mississippi "being a leach" but never look up the states demographics.

LOL oops accidental racism

btw i looked up the wine blob mentioned just out of curiosity:

why is wine aunt uncle robert spending so much on a bottle of wine? What's the matter, 10 dollar boxed wine not good enough? I mean when it comes to beer he drinks PBR ffs.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He'll dress up as Mario as he guns everyone down.

And he'll do it while screaming "IT'S-A ME, MARIO!"

 

[TowinKarz]

I'm seeing how New York City has become the Corona Chan epicenter in the United States and if Bob got his way of Manhattanization the whole country, I think this is what would have happened.

Spoiler: The Grim Reaper's Theme

I wonder if that's what really broke his brain?

The great calamity that the under-evolved mayonnaise ghouls wouldn't survive came, and, not only did it not affect them, but the best place in the nation, NYC, has instead been the epicenter that failed to be immune to the point that it ran out of morgue space?

Turns out, living in high density bugpods is really really BAD when communicable disease comes along... and viral DNA doesn't check for political opinions before infecting, who knew?

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

LOL oops accidental racism

btw i looked up the wine blob mentioned just out of curiosity:
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why is wine aunt uncle robert spending so much on a bottle of wine? What's the matter, 10 dollar boxed wine not good enough? I mean when it comes to beer he drinks PBR ffs.

Bob is comfortable middle class that play acts as a coastal elite, but also likes the idea of being "a working class kid who made good" so his shit is all over the map.

Like the Filet Mignon; he didn't order it because he enjoys that particular cut, but because he thinks that's what rich people eat. Same with Glen Levit and the midshelf wine. PBR is still popular with hipsters, so he probably thinks he's just "getting back to his roots". I've no doubt that he buys Rustlers from Wal-Mart but has at least one pair of $150 "nice shoes" he wears when he wants to feel fancy.

 

[Positron]

Imagine the last thing you ever see in life is a 350 pound manchild shout 'wahoo' and bellyflop onto your child, instantly pasting them before he unloads with a yoshi themed .30 cal into your chest. Nightmarish,.

This is a better movie plot than any that Bobby ever shilled.

It's more a remnant of Hegelian thought that history has a determined end goal. The entire idea that there is a "right side" to history and that progress is a straight line with an end in mind is an aspect of this outdated mode of thinking which prevailed in education, politics and philosophy up until rather recently.

What Bobby and SJWs hold isn't even that Hegalian. Hegel suggests any lash will generate its own backlash, and it is the negotiation between lash and backlash that propels progress. Bobby and SJW simply cannot accept backlash, hence synthesis is impossible in their world.

Incidentally Hegel wasn't that hot on Science either. He believed that Science limits how we view the world, for example science compels us to see the human body as a mechanical system (which I presume is the fetish of Naomi Wu), rather than an object of moral and aesthetic interest. Although the word "scientism" wasn't coined yet, Hegel is probably the first who expressed the idea.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

The Rat King of troons used to do that a lot, constantly sending a dollar to everyone else in their group to inflate the number of patrons/dollars on their individual Patreons. They each lost a few cents every time they did that due to Patreon fees, but they believed the benefits would make up for it (bigger Patreon numbers supposedly leading to more people donating). I could be misremembering, but I think creators could pledge some of their earnings to other Patreons directly and bypass some of the fees involved. If someone knows differently, feel free to clarify.

Regardless, I think the practice died out naturally on its own once it became clear that people weren't going to donate to you just because you had larger numbers under your Patreon. The more the circular donations continued, the less money there was in rotation, and it wasn't being sufficiently replenished by outside sources to keep the scheme going. If Patreon also removed the ability to donate earnings directly, that would also have helped put an end to the whole thing; again, I might be misremembering, so anyone who knows otherwise, feel free to correct me.

The point is, there may be people still donating to each other, but likely because they want to support each other's content. Circular donations on a large scale aren't really much of a thing anymore, to my knowledge.

For reference I do believe Patreon removed the circular donation ability regardless. So that practice died quickly.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob is comfortable middle class that play acts as a coastal elite, but also likes the idea of being "a working class kid who made good" so his shit is all over the map.

Like the Filet Mignon; he didn't order it because he enjoys that particular cut, but because he thinks that's what rich people eat. Same with Glen Levit and the midshelf wine. PBR is still popular with hipsters, so he probably thinks he's just "getting back to his roots". I've no doubt that he buys Rustlers from Wal-Mart but has at least one pair of $150 "nice shoes" he wears when he wants to feel fancy.

His entire presence on social media has always been about trying to impress people and make people think highly of him. He wants to earn some respect, be perceived as brilliant by others. He always fails to do so because he's an imbecile who can't comprehend how non-autistic people perceive things.

 

[Syaoran Li]

why is wine aunt uncle robert spending so much on a bottle of wine? What's the matter, 10 dollar boxed wine not good enough? I mean when it comes to beer he drinks PBR ffs.

PBR got appropriated by the coastal urban hipsters Bob idolizes, which is why he enjoys it and the fact it's so cheap helps him out on that end.

If Bob were born a decade earlier, he'd likely associate it with the dreaded red state Mayonnaise Ghouls. PBR was seen as the most redneck brand of beer back in the 80's, 90's, and early 2000's before hipsters started to drink it ironically in the late 2000's and early 2010's.

Now it's seen as a hipster beer, and probably the one non-IPA or craft beer that's got a hipster image to this day because it was the first one to get appropriated.

Budwesier is now the prime redneck beer, whereas before it was more of a dudebro frat boy beer (or at least aimed for that market if the old 90's and 2000's commercials are anything to go by)

 

[Crunchy Chick]

This is a better movie plot than any that Bobby ever shilled.


What Bobby and SJWs hold isn't even that Hegalian. Hegel suggests any lash will generate its own backlash, and it is the negotiation between lash and backlash that propels progress. Bobby and SJW simply cannot accept backlash, hence synthesis is impossible in their world.

Incidentally Hegel wasn't that hot on Science either. He believed that Science limits how we view the world, for example science compels us to see the human body as a mechanical system (which I presume is the fetish of Naomi Wu), rather than an object of moral and aesthetic interest. Although the word "scientism" wasn't coined yet, Hegel is probably the first who expressed the idea.

Hence why I'd said remnant. There are certain of his ideas which have been the root consequent to many faulty lines of thinking which persist to this day. Doubt Chipman has so much as encountered the name Hegel in writing.

PBR got appropriated by the coastal urban hipsters Bob idolizes, which is why he enjoys it and the fact it's so cheap helps him out on that end.

If Bob were born a decade earlier, he'd likely associate it with the dreaded red state Mayonnaise Ghouls. PBR was seen as the most redneck brand of beer back in the 80's, 90's, and early 2000's before hipsters started to drink it ironically in the late 2000's and early 2010's.

Now it's seen as a hipster beer, and probably the one non-IPA or craft beer that's got a hipster image to this day because it was the first one to get appropriated.

Budwesier is now the prime redneck beer, whereas before it was more of a dudebro frat boy beer (or at least aimed for that market if the old 90's and 2000's commercials are anything to go by)

For me it's Hamm's, the superior beer for the budget-conscious alcoholic.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Oddly I still like ordering PBR just for the whole "PBR is the beer people drink in redneck country songs" which was common in the 2000s and before (it also isn't overpowered with hopps like most microbrews are to mask off-tastes from their amateur fermentation). Basically PBR is the Mayonnaise Ghoul beer. Even as hipsters drink it now, PBR is made, drank, and loved by the so-called redneck "Mayonnaise Ghouls".

Everyone knows this, but Cinema Blobert is a wannabe Boston Brahmin, who is actually a regular old Mayonnasie Ghoul.

 

[TowinKarz]

PBR got appropriated by the coastal urban hipsters Bob idolizes, which is why he enjoys it and the fact it's so cheap helps him out on that end.

If Bob were born a decade earlier, he'd likely associate it with the dreaded red state Mayonnaise Ghouls. PBR was seen as the most redneck brand of beer back in the 80's, 90's, and early 2000's before hipsters started to drink it ironically in the late 2000's and early 2010's.

Now it's seen as a hipster beer, and probably the one non-IPA or craft beer that's got a hipster image to this day because it was the first one to get appropriated.

Budwesier is now the prime redneck beer, whereas before it was more of a dudebro frat boy beer (or at least aimed for that market if the old 90's and 2000's commercials are anything to go by)

College Town here, and judging by the cans that pile up after every football game, nobody under 50 in this town drinks Bud, not from a can from a cooler at least, maybe tastes on-tap are different, but not at the game or a tailgate or frat party. Lite beer? Sure, but not Bud, it's gone from the "Everyman" beer to strictly hillbillies and NASCAR fans, at least around here. While a lot of traditional "billy beers" are now mainstream instead.

 

[Rei is shit]

Robert has NEVER said he hates people based on where they live


TRASH states are gonna steal from the SMART states





Capping for future reference


And lets check on that "professional" twitter account

 

[Positron]

In between venting his bile about "garbage people", Bobby had another healing session skyping his niece.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

In between venting his bile about "garbage people", Bobby had another healing session skyping his niece.
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Bob: She's gonna be so impressed when she sees me on the screen! She'll think I'm so smart and hang on every word I say!

Bob's Niece: I love the Talking Mr. Potatohead Show!