Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chaos Theorist]

Is Bob a crypto-incel?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

If she does become the new leader of NK I hope Trump meets her and buys her a drink.

 

[dzonatan]

I'm starting to think the whole Patreon thing is just a pseudo-socialist bluecheck funneling system where a bunch of Twitter lefties all contribute most of their "earnings" to each other in a constant loop so they can look like they have big numbers but don't really make anything.

Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Is Bob a crypto-incel?

Crypto implies he's hiding it. He's an incel in denial.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

See, you have to openly hate WAHMEN and probably post on an imageboard to be an incel.
That's why people like Cinema Robert or David Futrelle, who in all likelihood last saw a pussy when they exited the birth canal, actually can't be incels.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I'm starting to think the whole Patreon thing is just a pseudo-socialist bluecheck funneling system where a bunch of Twitter lefties all contribute most of their "earnings" to each other in a constant loop so they can look like they have big numbers but don't really make anything.

Long as they pay their damn taxes on whatever they receive I’m okay with that. Robert probably just looks at the 1099-K email from Patreon, belches, and hits delete while muttering that it’s all charitable personal gifts.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Post * MeJR8 — Curious Curator

Did anyone mention this in the event that Bob dies?

 

[Homer Simpson]

To quote one Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman:

At the start he throws up a placard which reads "(AKA: SELF-RIGHTEOUS MORAL-HYPOCRISY) and laughs at the end of it as if he was engaging in humorous hyperbole. The only thing that's funny is that he thinks that people are too stupid to realize that. on the daily, he dehumanizes people he just doesn't like and wishes for their rights and lively hood to be stripped from them. Perhaps he was too high off his own fumes to realize, yes I know the ridiculousness of Bob having self awareness, as Christmas that year was...REALLY THAT GOOD.

Spoiler: three words: Peak Bob, maybe

I was looking for examples of his impotent rage around the same time that he published his REALLY THAT GOOD of A Christmas Story but I made the executive decision that this was far funnier than posting any of usual hateful trite.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/680832221301895169

https://archive.vn/IA2gB

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God he is ridiculous. And a great consumer too.

 

[Rei is shit]

Of course he would take issue with this


DOXING FORUM MEMES


Ghoul wasteland posting


African countries = unevolved

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Ask the islamic world about what they want in globalization, Bob. The answer might surprise you.

 

[Positron]

Ask the islamic world about what they want in globalization, Bob. The answer might surprise you.

Kill all superstitious Christians? That's Bob's dream.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Is Bob a crypto-incel?

If Bob is as much of a crypto-incel as Mussolini is a crypto-fascist.

Edit: beat to the punch by @Imperial Citizen

 

[Archeopthryx]

Oh he's pulling the you're-from-the-chans/far-right/something I disagree with-so-I-automatically-win card from the autist school of internet slap fights.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Oh he's pulling the you're-from-the-chans/far-right/something I disagree with-so-I-automatically-win card from the autist school of internet slap fights.

Someone should pull it on him sometime he tries to meme. I mean, it's not like memes come with labels certifying their origin. "Kiwi-Free" "Kosher" "Halal" "100% organic soy" "Product of SomethingAwful.com"

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Someone should pull it on him sometime he tries to meme. I mean, it's not like memes come with labels certifying their origin. "Kiwi-Free" "Kosher" "Halal" "100% organic soy" "Product of SomethingAwful.com"

Ifunny watermark?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

When he complains about "doxing/harassment boards" it sounds more like he's whining that he's being made fun of than any kind of comeback.

It reminds me of that guy who whined about someone posting a picture of an anime girl pointing a gun, and then people spammed his replies with memes of characters pointed guns.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Someone should pull it on him sometime he tries to meme. I mean, it's not like memes come with labels certifying their origin. "Kiwi-Free" "Kosher" "Halal" "100% organic soy" "Product of SomethingAwful.com"

Tell that to every faggot on reddit and instagram putting watermarks on their memes. I don't need to know it came from u/sisterfister.

 

[LiquidKid]

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Making movie reviews that no one will watch and rating about the superior future™ isn't work, Robert.

Why does Robert even pretend to be sympathetic to the working class? A quick glance through his twitter feed will show the absolute contempt he has for them.

Hey! He’s clearly a blue collar worker, haven’t you noticed he always wears blue polos? That’s enough to be blue collar, right?

 

[Uncle Joey]

Illegals will bring us Superior Future!
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Of course he has to clarify that by "skilled" he means "creative/intellectual". I don't know why he's trying to convince himself that he's a part of the working class while constantly shitting on it at the same time.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Making movie reviews that no one will watch and rating about the superior future™ isn't work, Robert.

Why does Robert even pretend to be sympathetic to the working class? A quick glance through his twitter feed will show the absolute contempt he has for them.

Of course he has to clarify that by "skilled" he means "creative/intellectual". I don't know why he's trying to convince himself that he's a part of the working class while constantly shitting on it at the same time.

Because he believes traditional blue-collar jobs (construction, truck driving, welding, etc.) are going to be automated, and so are obsolete. He has deluded himself into thinking that robots will magically perform traditionally physical jobs, while believing his job, and jobs like it, can never be replaced by machines, which makes him the real working class (those YouTube views will tick right back up! You'll see!) The traditional working class, in his mind, is made up of obsolete mayonnaise ghouls who deserve to be driven to extinction.
It may also give him a sense of superiority- yes, he's of the working class, but he's also an intellectual, which means he's superior to the rest of those blue-collar Starbucks baristas (probably because he understands that if he was forced to debate a real intellectual, his opponent would mop the floor with him.)
I get some people find this aspect of Cinema Robert infuriating, but this is part of what makes him so hilarious to me- the absolute disconnect between his views and reality. He insists he's a blue collar worker, when in reality he's a lazy YouTube has-been. He believes that he's creative when in actuality all of his ideas are rehashes of ideas that came before (and not even recently; all are from his own youth). He insists that he's an intellectual, and yet can't view the world beyond the lens of pop culture, TV shows, movies, cartoons, and video games. He claims a quadruple helping of McBurgers is small for the average person, when in reality a normal person would be sick about halfway through. He insists he has the influence and reach he once had, yet his new Twitter account and declining YouTube views tell a radically different story.
He constantly insists he's something he's not, that the world is something it isn't, and that his Superior Future totally isn't a call for purging anyone who doesn't blindly vote blue. That he's so utterly divorced from harsh reality is how he got a thread with 2600+ pages (as of this post) in about 5 an a half years (or about 39.4 pages a month.)
I wish you a long life of amusing me, Bob! May your clogged heart never give out!
Edited for clarity