Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is incapable of creativity from what I have observed. Even when he half-asses his ideas like "Care-A-Lot Lost" he never goes past the elevator pitch phase, which could also be laziness, but I'm inclined believe that Bob lacks the brainpower to expand on these ridiculous ideas. Such a project could make for an interesting parody that while not making him scads of cash, perhaps he could have gotten of crowdfunding to contract an independent animator and build a reputation from that to -gasp- possibly direct films like his idol, James Gunn who he tries to live vicariously through...

...but alas, Bob seems relatively content consuming media when he's not screaming "DRUMPF!" or at Midwesterners.

Hell, I find it offensive that Bob fancies himself a creative. Without revealing too much, I have spent much of the last four years on six revisions of a novel that I am only just finishing. I am quite meticulous in my autism that I even write supplementary material for a series bible because the ideas won't stop flowing. Yet Bob feels smug in publishing a glorified Let's Play/autobiography that people only read to viciously satirize.
 
You know for a guy that champions art and creative content, he sure isn’t doing anything about helping out the entertainment industry weather out the corona virus.

I'm more amazed that this walking tub of goo isn't trying to make any other content besides re-uploading his old shit. Seriously, instead of bitching why doesn't he use this momentum to..I dunno...make videos "So, there was a genre of games I didn't like. So, thought I'd give 'em another shake and see if my views changed" or some bollocks.
 
I just randomly remembered one of those shit comics where the first panel had a hysteric right wing and a left wing then the second was Bob with ugly ass teeth in a Mario costume. Was that a thing or did I (hopefully) dreamt of that?
 
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But that’s being a critic, not a creative
That's the point. Anyone can have an opinion on anything. How they do it changes it to a creative endeavour, but, his are mostly bare bones videos that have 0 creative value. Even stupid shit I did on youtube have more creativity. Like driving down a sidewalk in GTA with sonic music playing and the ring sound playing as I hit people. It's dumb, but creative lol.
 
I'm more amazed that this walking tub of goo isn't trying to make any other content besides re-uploading his old shit. Seriously, instead of bitching why doesn't he use this momentum to..I dunno...make videos "So, there was a genre of games I didn't like. So, thought I'd give 'em another shake and see if my views changed" or some bollocks.
He'd never do that because it might change his world view.

He did mention a Mario fan movie, did he finish that or did he give up when he realised how much work it'd be?
 
Religion = GOOD (when its islam)
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That's the point. Anyone can have an opinion on anything. How they do it changes it to a creative endeavour, but, his are mostly bare bones videos that have 0 creative value. Even stupid shit I did on youtube have more creativity. Like driving down a sidewalk in GTA with sonic music playing and the ring sound playing as I hit people. It's dumb, but creative lol.
Being creative and being a creative are two very different things. And frankly, I don’t bob is either
 
Being creative and being a creative are two very different things. And frankly, I don’t bob is either
Bob is a wanna be creative. He is someone who wants to put in minimal effort and have a maximum return. While some can do that, based on personality, they are few and far between. Bob has no personality. No, I take that back. If he leaned hard into his authoritarian beliefs and used that as his jokes, it could actually be hilarious. But he won't. Just tepid takes that we already have a saturated market of.
 
MovieBob cosmology is the most surreal shit. Hollywood is the elite, and the moral majority because they show up on the TeeVee. The authentic working class are Starbucks baristas and Hollywood hangers-on who shill Next Product on YouTube. The people who work in construction and maintain society?

Your first sentence explains the second. The authentic working class are the baristas because that's what the hollywood stars are always playing in the movies when they're working class heroes. I mean when was the last time you saw actual blue collar workers as protagonists in a movie? Armageddon? That was by Michael Bay and Bob is supposed to hate him per the SJWs. etc etc

Religion = GOOD (when its islam)
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Holy shit! I had to go check out that reply in depth. It got better...
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And the posted tweet image to that was:
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And that's ALL of his replies. Ain't no white knights showing up for this one.

Also I saw bob retweet this:
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(Hmm.... she looks... what's the word I'm looking for.... FEMININE)

Seriously, no idea what's this about though
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Notice these are people replying to moviebob's retweet. WTF?
 
Oh hey, they animated Bob's childhood.
I really do suspect that either Bob sees too much of himself in a few of the caricatures on SP (one he loves using to project his spite towards PC gamers WOW hacker guy who says nothing while beating the kids online). But I do see a lot of Cartman (and Nathan when he's being especially autistic "YAS I LOVE THE MARIO AMIBOS, MAMA") and he reeees at it now for roasting equally, yet strangely still sucks up to Seth Macfarlane which baffles me, given how they've been lampooning a lot of SJW shit on Family Guy recently that I've seen. But then again Bob treats Seth like a hometown hero and Trey & Matt are middle 'murica deplorable in his book so go figure with his double standards right? Didn't he also admit to identifying with Brian Griffin? Like LMAO, given the way Brian's been written after coming back from the dead you'd think he'd walk that one back, ESPECIALLY that one episode where Brian sells out to a Chinese pet food company only to learn they're making it from runaway dogs...and HE got put in the kennels after! Too much :reality:
 
African countries = unevolved :story:
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Bob realizes some nations don't have a choice right? It's hard to be an economic superpower when your an island smaller than some cities.
'Oh, whats that? you're small island developing state selling your agricultural crop since tourism can't cover everything and you're to small to sustain manufacturing?' Well suck a dick, they're companies with farms bigger than your entire country and the WTO says that countries HAVE to buy from them or it wouldn't be fair.
Plus, if 3rd world countries did become mdcs' then Bob would have to pay more for his cheap plastic consoomables and those filthy ghouls might have jobs again and i doubt he'd like that.
 
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