Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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His internet tough guy act is funny. He probably can’t even throw a good punch. I doubt he’d say this to a red neck mayo ghoul in real life because he’d get beaten up badly.
I'll have you know that Bob is from Bahstun.
They fight there friendo.
Besides the fact that he's suburbanite trash from Lyn, the most amusing thing about this is how Bob clings to this idea of him being some scrappy mick street tough.
Chipman and the boys keeping the mean streets of Boston clean.
This is doubtless from some bit of pop culture or another knowing Bob.
Although, out of all of Bob's personality..." quirks" this one is easily the least enraging.
 
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Coming from the same idiot who wants theaters to upon up so he can CONSUME product.
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I don't know if I'm up too late or something, but please tell me that Robert doesn't seriously think you can operate a lathe or blowtorch through Zoom...
He thinks those kinds of jobs should be left to the machines. He also believes that those machines can be built by other machines which don't exist yet, creating a bootstrap problem he steadfastly ignores.
 
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Coming from the same idiot who wants theaters to upon up so he can CONSUME product.
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I think Bob really is the hardest cow on this site not to a-log. Some might be more worthy of hatred and bile, but some of those are generally universally agreed upon as being absolute shitstains and thus acceptable to hate (Susan Schofield and Wendylou Napoles come to mind, as does the entire zoosadist cult). But man, you really have to try sometimes not to lose it with Blobbo.

Like, either he's being willfully obtuse or he genuinely doesn't understand that a country really should be looking out for its people, especially during times of strife that they had no part in causing. For his talk of "rising and falling on their own merits," he sure doesn't seem to say anything about how Obama tried to regulate fossil fuels to make them more expensive than renewables; doesn't seem like something falling on its own merit to me, but I guess when Black Jesus does it it's okay.

Some people can work from home, and that's great; anyone who can, should. But there are millions of workers and thousands of businesses that can't operate out of a house, and every day they're forced to stay closed brings them closer to the edge of shutting down for good. Fewer employers means fewer jobs, and that means difficult times for labor ahead.

That's why people are upset about the continued lockdowns, Bobby; getting pissed about not having access to their preferred leisure activities sounds like some major projection from someone who calls himself MovieBob. The protestors understand the dangers of the virus, but they also know that they can't stay shut down forever. Since a vaccine is still months away at the earliest, the risk of infection is something we're just going to have to deal with. Keeping everything clamped down for weeks or months more is going to cause more damage than the virus could ever dream of. We're going to have to open before a vaccine is developed, so quit with your "hurf durf jerbs" hot takes and learn some basic economics for once.

You'd think Bob would be a little more sympathetic, since the first thing to go when money is tight is entertainment. His show is only supported by the absurd generosity of his fans, and I imagine that giving a few bucks to an internet movie reviewer would be the first bit of disposable income that gets trimmed. If the economy takes a bigger downturn, he'll find out about that tight labor market soon enough.

Really, the only thing that keeps me from going full a-log is remembering that he's a forty-year-old fatass who's gone absolutely nowhere with his life, will never amount to anything, and will probably spend the rest of his days screeching impotently into the void. It's been said before, but I'll say it again: being Bob Chipman is his crime and punishment.
 
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The "thuggish right-wing organizations" part negates the "legitimate grievance" part.
No good tactics, only good targets. Even if you're legitimately getting screwed over, you better bend over and keep taking it if your other option is teaming up with the Robert unapproved unpersons, even temporarily.

These guys their they're the Manifest-Destined?
You think you're the final judge on intelligence and harbinger of the superior future, despite typing mangled illiterate bullshit like this, Robert. Project harder.

Leave them to their "blood and soil" and let them rise or fall by their own merits.
That's literally what they're calling for right now, you oblivious dumbass. For the government to let them go back to work. And despite your fantasies that this will kill them all, it will in fact kill few to none of them, since these by and large are not people who are in endangered groups and the mortality rate of this disease is really fucking low.
 
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Zoom is a shitty program that is vulnerable to people wardialing into meetings and barging in completely out of the blue. The security of the program is so bad that people are banning said program.

Been on it myself for some things. Had lots of people screen sharing and screwing it up. The only good thing that came of it was finding out my computer mic actually works
 
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I think Bob really is the hardest cow on this site not to a-log.

Hes a diabetic fat man with an idiot brother who lives in a basement and shit talks on twitter all day. All he does is angry post and can lie about his health, knowledge and love life because he is a depressed bottom of the barrel boring hyper-capitalist cum dumpster and knows it.

Yeah, he gets money for posting low effort videos and minor retweets, but look at his fans and supporters who are also all legit mutants or pant shitting cripples.

Bob is interesting because his ego might be the highest on Kiwifarms. Even Chris would have moments of admitting fault. Bob can NEVER do that despite being human waste and getting all his ass pats from people like this.

So dont bother getting heated. This guy is heated 24/7 and a heart attack or stroke will claim him soon enough in a dumpy basement with a legacy of only being the worst parts of a somethingawful goon mixed with /r/iamverysmart
 
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It's amazing how often Bob comes right up to the edge of a breakthrough, then turns and sprints in the opposite direction.

"Hmm, there doesn't seem to be any sort of incontrovertible argument that compels people who disagree with me to change their mind. Could that mean that reasonable people can view the same data and disagree on its interpretation? Or perhaps... I've been wrong about a few things?

No. No, they're just undesirables. It's the only explanation."
 
It's amazing how often Bob comes right up to the edge of a breakthrough, then turns and sprints in the opposite direction.

"Hmm, there doesn't seem to be any sort of incontrovertible argument that compels people who disagree with me to change their mind. Could that mean that reasonable people can view the same data and disagree on its interpretation? Or perhaps... I've been wrong about a few things?

No. No, they're just undesirables. It's the only explanation."

It's like watching Tony Soprano in therapy, only fatter.
 
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