Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe I'm just tuned in to speeds but I understood perfectly. He's trying to say he's not committed to anyone but gets a lot of dates or one night stands-he comes alone but easily picks people up.

As this is an objective lie, it's not surprising it's difficult to get as it's a lie couched in a metaphor that not even other fatasses would understand.

I’m pretty sure people of infinite genders avoid Bob at any social occasion. All he knows how to do is give monologues. Total fucking bore. Doesn’t ask people how they are or otherwise express interest in others. He just spergs out breathlessly about whatever’s on his mind. If they’re not entranced, he just tells himself they are subhuman.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

is it time to bring "better love story than twilight" back from the dead meme cemetery?

Any meme from the '08-12 period can stay dead. Please. I'd rather bring back "All Your Base." At least that one had an awesome game attached to it.

I'm pretty sure he only disagreed with Cenk because he saw the blow-back
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Now he doesnt want the WASTELAND to pay and "save" the shitheads. Thank Cenk!
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On a totally unrelated note, he tweeted this minutes later
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Lets see if there are any posts where Robert says something like Cenk

Spoiler

OF COURSE THERE FUCKING IS
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And while searching for tax REEEEing I found this, which I don't think has been posted before. It explains his recent obsession with "rewilding"
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Why does he hate Elon again?
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Some of the dumbest shit he has ever posted
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THINKERS VS BELIEVERS is the only real fight
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and now I just had a random throwback to how Cenk genuinely thought he could win in election by throwing more money at it than the other guys, not even realizing an election is a POPULARITY CONTEST and he isn't even slightly likable.

 

[Zaryiu]

Guten Tag, Herr Göering, ist das du?

Though Quisling is a more fitting comparison, the idea Bob could've passed a Wehrmacht physical or played enough SS politics to get any power, is laughable. The only power he gets is when he's temporarily of use to someone, and his swelled head takes over from there and ruins it because he can't be just a cog in the machine, he's got to be in charge. The smallest fraction of influence he gets, he ruins by overplaying his hand, and then blames others for it.






He IS the molasses flood every time he walks down the street.

Göring was fat but he accomplished things in his life: He was a ace pilot in WW1, he married, had a kid, was rich (yeah a lot was stolen but i don't know if all of it was), occupied multiple political officies during his political career and been at one point Hitler nominated successor so yeah the dude was an asshole but Blobbo WISH he was Göring (i sometimes can't stop myself from sperging about history)

 

[The tired cat]

Göring was fat but he accomplished things in his life: He was a ace pilot in WW1, he married, had a kid, was rich (yeah a lot was stolen but i don't know if all of it was), occupied multiple political officies during his political career and been at one point Hitler nominated successor so yeah the dude was an asshole but Blobbo WISH he was Göring (i sometimes can't stop myself from sperging about history)

Well, both Bobo and Goring have one thing incommon. The moment their political ship started sinking, they are the first to leg it to the other side.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Well, both Bobo and Goring have one thing incommon. The moment their political ship started sinking, they are the first to leg it to the other side.

They also
-believed in superior future which was a total pipe dream
-where not particulary liked by other people with simular politics.
-had weird unrealistic views on minorities.
-completly delusional sense of worth
-both sabotaged their earlier eduction and efforts to self-improve.
-Both clutched at straws in a crumbling empire.
-their fans and apologists are re-tards.

 

[FaramirG]

They also
-believed in superior future which was a total pipe dream
-where not particulary liked by other people with simular politics.
-had weird unrealistic views on minorities.
-completly delusional sense of worth
-both sabotaged their earlier eduction and efforts to self-improve.
-Both clutched at straws in a crumbling empire.
-their fans and apologists are re-tards.

"If Joker reaches $1 billion, my name is not Chipman"

 

[Puck]

I’m reading a couple thousand pages back and cut this from a Twitter spergout screen someone posted:
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What a dipshit. Pineapple and ham are delicious together. I’ve never seen anyone so perpetually, unjustifiably, insufferably arrogant while issuing such garbage takes and (usually botched) history lectures. And I used to follow the Krassenstein brothers on Twitter.

Lmao, blobs such a poor failure he cant even afford a pineapple

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Has Bob disclosed his psychiatric diagnoses yet?

I don't think Bob has an official diagnosis. The one time he could've gotten one was when his parents forced him to go to therapy, and he refused to cooperate. I think he claimed that he just sat there and refused to say a word. It's pretty hard to diagnose someone who refuses to answer you.

TIL Pineapple is the food of the rich.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I'm pretty sure he only disagreed with Cenk because he saw the blow-back
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Now he doesnt want the WASTELAND to pay and "save" the shitheads. Thank Cenk!
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On a totally unrelated note, he tweeted this minutes later
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Setting aside the major case of the pot calling the kettle African American, I really wish someone would smack everyone who propagates this bullshit and yell into their faces so I don't have to keep yelling it into the ethernet.

IT'S RETIREES, SHITHEADS. Your "red state welfare queens" aren't Cletus and his cousins (at least not the bulk of them), they're old people, many of whom move from blue states like California and New York to somewhere out in the country with low taxes, nice weather, and no air pollution when they stop working. Any actual examination of the data about where the money is going proves this. Social security and medicare dwarf everything else. Some of those "red states" aren't actually red, like New Mexico, but they all are big retirement states. You wanna pull the plug on "red state welfare queens?" Privatize social security. Privatize medicare. Pull grandma's plug. Oh wait, you'd never do that? Then shut the fuck up, you nutless cretins.

I guess the numbers will look even better for you after COVID-19 has killed so many old people in blue states because they can't social distance properly in your shitty urban environments.

True and Bob doesn't deny any actual genocides either.

Bob is more like a very edgy meme I saw once about the holocaust. A genocide denier? No friendo, he's more of a genocide promoter.

Especially if it's being done by Asians who have cool drone spycams or who he wants to touch his penis.

 

[Foltest]

Bob diagnosis is being a fat, quasi fascist loser.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I’m sorry to ask for biographical details I might be able to find if I had the will to read all 2600+ pages here, but do we know if Bob has ever been to Europe? He strikes me as one of those tiresome people who bemoan the fact that many Americans don’t have passports, ignoring all the valid, non-racist reasons why that is so.

even if he had, he'd have been on his phone the whole time and not seen anything
I can just imagine him and his family visiting somewhere like Köln cathedral, and while the rest of them are awed by its magnificence, your man Bob is waddling round oblivious to his surroundings, focussed on owning some obsolete mayonnaise ghoul on Twitter

also, he'd deffo be the type to complain about people not speaking good American (sic) abroad

 

[Mola Ram]

The one time he could've gotten one was when his parents forced him to go to therapy, and he refused to cooperate. I think he claimed that he just sat there and refused to say a word. It's pretty hard to diagnose someone who refuses to answer you.

If I remember correctly, he made an even more outrageous claim than that: he'd figured out what the shrink was trying to do, read a bunch of psych textbooks to unravel the doctor's questions, and turned them around on him, completely fucking up the analysis. He said this with a sort of sober regret, as though now he knows he should have taken advantage of the help being offered, but, alas, he was simply too stubborn, too defiant, too darn smart for his own good.

That shrink's name was Albert Einstein.

 

[MeltyTW]

and now I just had a random throwback to how Cenk genuinely thought he could win in election by throwing more money at it than the other guys, not even realizing an election is a POPULARITY CONTEST and he isn't even slightly likable.

A contingent of leftists actually didnt know elections were in large part popularity contests? I thought they were just playing dumb to shield Biden to deny their in-house rivals their candidate

I’m reading a couple thousand pages back and cut this from a Twitter spergout screen someone posted:
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What a dipshit. Pineapple and ham are delicious together. I’ve never seen anyone so perpetually, unjustifiably, insufferably arrogant while issuing such garbage takes and (usually botched) history lectures. And I used to follow the Krassenstein brothers on Twitter.

Bob's takes are so obsolete that he marvels at modern refrigeration and tropical fruit transport, while believing Hawaii is still a subjugated territory exploited by American businessmen thumbing their nose at tribesmen

 

[Sumdood]

Hey now, the Twilight series is some of my favorite movies.

ya know, when I watch it with the RiffTrax.

Uh.. I thought Blob being horny for Mario was just a KF joke

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

Hey now, the Twilight series is some of my favorite movies.

ya know, when I watch it with the RiffTrax.

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Uh.. I thought Blob being horny for Mario was just a KF joke

Mama Fuckin' Mia....

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If I remember correctly, he made an even more outrageous claim than that: he'd figured out what the shrink was trying to do, read a bunch of psych textbooks to unravel the doctor's questions, and turned them around on him, completely fucking up the analysis. He said this with a sort of sober regret, as though now he knows he should have taken advantage of the help being offered, but, alas, he was simply too stubborn, too defiant, too darn smart for his own good.

That shrink's name was Albert Einstein.

This is a very on-brand claim. Bob seems to be under the delusion that he’s always the smartest guy in the room and on Twitter. Has he ever publicly said “I don’t know” or deferred to someone else’s expertise?

 

[DickMain]

He strikes me as one of those tiresome people who bemoan the fact that many Americans don’t have passports, ignoring all the valid, non-racist reasons why that is so.

Wait, is it twitter-racist to not have a passport now or something? I've never had one. Do we have a quota to leave the country every so often now or we're considered bigots? And does it have to be Mexico, or does Canada count? I hate the heat, and I'm practically on the Canadian border as it is.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Wait, is it twitter-racist to not have a passport now or something? I've never had one. Do we have a quota to leave the country every so often now or we're considered bigots? And does it have to be Mexico, or does Canada count? I hate the heat, and I'm practically on the Canadian border as it is.

I thought it was Voter IDs that people were bemoaning as bigotry for reasons?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I'm guessing Lindsay Ellis et al are about-facing with the new Twilight because they know they'll need to praise stalking and psychological abuse as STRONK and EMPOWRING and FEMINIST when it's a woman doing them.

It's going to be physically painful to watch history be rewritten by these tards as they angle for Twlight shill bux and clickbait.

 

[Soulless4510]

You know its funny for all of the bluster Moviebob and his ilk have on the "Unevolved ghouls in the heartland" They don't talk about shit China does to its minorities I mean when you have concentration camps for Muslims and not to mention the other shitty things China does to black people. I mean China isn't paying off Bob and most of his fellow travelers I mean at least Diamond and Silk got paid Moviebob Simps for Free