Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What MovieBlobs actually believe.


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*Greenwald
Greenwald is one of the few western journalists that deserves a bit of ball-fanning about being a bullwark for transparency and democracy. The fact he follows through, though? It isn't just cheap rhetoric to get donations and federal subsidies? They don't like that
 
Bob's bitching about Batman
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Dude one of you big claim to "fame" was a whinefest of a video, bitching about how Micheal Bay didn't show proper "respect" for the transformers name. Don't act like you are above this shit Robert, or just because you get to be paid to bitch about meaningless pop culture crap exclude you from it. Fuck, you own your job to a guy who spend the last 10 years nitpicking about videogames.

Going autistic and off topic but the Eva death threats didn’t occur until the ending. Evangelion didn’t have a fully thought out plot which is why the manga and the later movies all have different plots. Tldr Anno got depressed, they ran out of money for the final two episodes, so they put out a mostly stationary final two episodes with mostly voice overs explaining what’s going on. Japanese weebs freak out and send him death threats and hate mail. Those death threats and hate mail then get shown in one of the do over movies that replaced the ending.

To bring it back around, no, at no point did he link it to Miyazaki. Other than Gendo has a passing resemblance and Anno had a tapeplayer that Miyazaki stole. They still get along really well, there’s no lasting animosity. They seem to greatly respect each other. Bob is fat and dying alone without even a waifu.

Shit, I understand that at the time Evangelion was quite a departure from the usual giant robot anime, but to the point of death threats... I guess it's a good thing now that anime has devolved and now it's fans just consume moe shit, those guys seem to be content in just seeing the lowest common denominator fan-service shit.

So these new Eva movies are to "fix" the mess that was the series and that dumbass movie that didn't make a lick of sense? Even so, I couldn't give less of a shit for any of the characters of that show, I can apreciate the artistry, and yeah, its no brainer the themes the story wants to approach, but god damn those characters are souless....
 
Bob, who openly admits to being constantly angry, is sharing tweets about “punchable faces” while lecturing others on anger management.

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He also thinks being sheltered by relatives, having no dependents and getting lolcow welfare qualifies him to tell others to sit home and accept their no-income-generating lot in life.

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This just means Peggy Noonan, Republican stalwart, has more empathy for people in poverty than Bob does. No surprise there.
 
Bob's bitching about Batman
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This is Film Robert's "A movie about space wizards written for children." Except at least Patrick Williams was more consistent. For Robert, it only applies to DC. Marvel on the other hand is love and life and Black Panther was the most important movie of our generation.

Bob is fat and dying alone without even a waifu.
What about Princess Peach? I'm sure someone has made some unlicensed body pillows.

Greenwald is one of the few western journalists that deserves a bit of ball-fanning about being a bullwark for transparency and democracy. The fact he follows through, though? It isn't just cheap rhetoric to get donations and federal subsidies? They don't like that
If Robert had his way, the feds would do Greenwald like they did Assange. Don't forget how much he hated Wikileaks and gloated at Assange's arrest. Being equal opportunity about exposing dirty laundry is a big no-no.
 
Robert sperging about how people he doesn't like aren't human and don't deserve basic rights:
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Do you think bob would have a similar reaction if someone showed him Worldstar?

Change the record, Bob. Nobody looks at you or your life and thinks you’re better than literally anybody.
look at those 2 retweets and 12 likes
 
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Bob get's sad because all of his savings that he may or may not have, depends on if someone's accusing him of not being working class or not, may go to waste because Corona-Chan is now made of bombs and will destroy all the tourist spots or something. Bob was totes going to travel. Believe it!
Behaved himself :story:
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Bob, who openly admits to being constantly angry, is sharing tweets about “punchable faces” while lecturing others on anger management.

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This fat faggot, Bob just to be clear, made a point in his BvS review to mock Afleck and him working out in the movie.
He also thinks being sheltered by relatives, having no dependents and getting lolcow welfare qualifies him to tell others to sit home and accept their no-income-generating lot in life.

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This just means Peggy Noonan, Republican stalwart, has more empathy for people in poverty than Bob does. No surprise there.
Tell us more about the hard life you've led, Robbie of Revere, and how you made it worse by thinking you were better than everyone else and actively sabotaging help that was offered to you! We're all dying to hear about it while you count your neetbucks.
Robert sperging about how people he doesn't like aren't human and don't deserve basic rights:
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Automatically goes to Dave & Busters... is that where Bob got all his trite he was trying to sell on Ebay back in December? There's three near him with the furthest being about a half hour away...hmmm

Speaking of which! Poor bastard still cannot move that crock-pot. Last time I remember checking in on this, the shipping price had been reduced. He's dropped it another $12 but nobody's biting.
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Bob get's sad because all of his savings that he may or may not have, depends on if someone's accusing him of not being working class or not, may go to waste because Corona-Chan is now made of bombs and will destroy all the tourist spots or something. Bob was totes going to travel. Believe it!
Behaved himself :story:
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Tell us more about the hard life you've led, Robbie of Revere, and how you made it worse by thinking you were better than everyone else and actively sabotaging help that was offered to you! We're all dying to hear about it while you count your neetbucks.

Automatically goes to Dave & Busters... is that where Bob got all his trite he was trying to sell on Ebay back in December? There's three near him with the furthest being about a half hour away...hmmm

Speaking of which! Poor bastard still cannot move that crock-pot. Last time I remember checking in on this, the shipping price had been reduced. He's dropped it another $12 but nobody's biting.
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nearly 50 bucks for a crockpot in a world where I can get one for far cheaper from other places.
 
This dude's story (should be timestamped around ~6 min) is the source:
Basically Bob powerleveled hardcore to friends on an atheist forum in the late 2000's, and one guy was nice enough to share his utter delusional insanity with us.


I know I'm like over a week late on this, but watching that video I saw this image:

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Notice the cans stacked up in his window? This must have been a regular thing for him, maybe even after the first stack fell down in 2012
 
Automatically goes to Dave & Busters... is that where Bob got all his trite he was trying to sell on Ebay back in December? There's three near him with the furthest being about a half hour away...hmmm

Speaking of which! Poor bastard still cannot move that crock-pot. Last time I remember checking in on this, the shipping price had been reduced. He's dropped it another $12 but nobody's biting.
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What an odd way of selling his shitty products. "These people I don't like are ogres who don't deserve rights! Also, CONSOOM PRODUCT!". Robert is truly a big-brained marketing genius!!
 
Bob get's sad because all of his savings that he may or may not have, depends on if someone's accusing him of not being working class or not, may go to waste because Corona-Chan is now made of bombs and will destroy all the tourist spots or something. Bob was totes going to travel. Believe it!
Behaved himself :story:
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Yes Bob. You obviously didn't travel the world when you were younger because you were trying to save your money and create a solid foundation for the rest of your life.

It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you were (and still) only capable of working dead end jobs and had to mooch off your family just to meet the bare minimum to survive.
 
His ebay username cracks me up, that insistence on cramming his Mario worship into every fucking thing in his life. I'm shocked he didn't name himself MarioBob back at the beginning of his Youtube 'career'.
I just did an internet search for "mariobob" and the first hit was this.
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Now look at the one person Mariobob is following
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Updated 28 Sep 2018
menu:
-big diabetes $3
-diabetes sticks $2
-filet o diabetes $3
-diabetes nuggets $2.50
-diabetes pic too $3
-happy diabetes$1.50
-diabetes on a stick $1.25
-diabetes flurry $2.50
-diabetes soda $1.50
-2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda $99.99999
-whoppe- wait, wrong restaurant
-Fried band-aid that fell of someones finger- $2.99
Burger king foot lettuce $15.00
McChronic Obesity $7.99
triple baconator we stole from wendy's $10.00
Crappy plastic toy made by underpaid chinese workers $2.00
Is it Bob? lol probably not, though it is somewhat interesting that it's part of MIT which admittedly is coincidental and ultimately meaningless. Is it funny? I think so, yes.
 
Most if not all things Bob says can be refuted with a few words and a bucket of evidence.
Bob get's sad because all of his savings that he may or may not have, depends on if someone's accusing him of not being working class or not, may go to waste because Corona-Chan is now made of bombs and will destroy all the tourist spots or something. Bob was totes going to travel. Believe it!
The tourism industry will recover astonishingly quickly after lockdown is over. Bob's just shouting at the void again and it isn't even for the right reasons. Would be a shame if Massachusetts was put on indefinite lockdown, just like Michigan, Oregon, and California.
 
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