Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

Robert sperging about how people he doesn't like aren't human and don't deserve basic rights:
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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1261425454818316288 (Archive)

When I first saw it, I thought it was some Christian protest against abortion clinics, or any sensitive subject of the sorts... but no, it's just people wanting to get back to work.

Yeah, some people were waving some Trump banners, but most of them just seem concerned about how they are going to pay their bills, and regardless of how one thinks what should be done with the virus situation, it certainly doesn't feel right to call people "things" when they are worried on how they are going to feed their families.

Fuck is wrong with you Robert?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

When I first saw it, I thought it was some Christian protest against abortion clinics, or any sensitive subject of the sorts... but no, it's just people wanting to get back to work.

Yeah, some people were waving some Trump banners, but most of them just seem concerned about how they are going to pay their bills, and regardless of how one thinks what should be done with the virus situation, it certainly doesn't feel right to call people "things" when they are worried on how they are going to feed their families.

Fuck is wrong with you Robert?

"OBSOLETES" "MAYONAISE GHOUUULS" "SURPERHEIOR FUUUUUTURRREEEE" *downs alcohol like it was the last thing to drink*

 

[Judge Dredd]

Also speaks to Bob's cluelessness on the site status and current events.

What is going on with 8chan? I've not been following it.

Shit like this makes me nostalgic for 2010 internet where pulling that would get you linked to a web page explaining the fallacy of relative privation, and calling someone a Nazi meant you automatically lost whatever argument you were having.

This is Film Robert's "A movie about space wizards written for children." Except at least Patrick Williams was more consistent. For Robert, it only applies to DC. Marvel on the other hand is love and life and Black Panther was the most important movie of our generation.

It's great. He wants Batman to forever be the Adam West campy 60s version (I wouldn't be surprised if he watched it growing up), but considers Mario is the Sistine Chapel ceiling of video games.

Nothing is allowed to be dark and gritty or have any kind of deeper meaning to it, but then he demands people read deeper meaning into children's entertainment.

It's like he's torn between wallowing in childish nostalgia, and wanting to be seen as the smartest person in the room.

Edit: Fixed typo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Putting a Crock-Pot on eBay is fucking stupid. Nobody is going to pay shipping for a heavy appliance they’re buying from some rando. You can get a brand new, 7-quart Crock-Pot for $30, delivered free, from Target, Amazon, or a host of other retailers. Does Bob think he’s some celebrity whose possessions his fans are clamoring to get their hands on, like when the Kardashians sell their old clothes on eBay?

Bob doesn’t deserve help, but maybe someone in his life will clue him in to the existence of OfferUp or NextDoor for local selling.

 

[Flexo]

Putting a Crock-Pot on eBay is fucking stupid. Nobody is going to pay shipping for a heavy appliance they’re buying from some rando. You can get a brand new, 7-quart Crock-Pot for $30, delivered free, from Target, Amazon, or a host of other retailers. Does Bob think he’s some celebrity whose possessions his fans are clamoring to get their hands on, like when the Kardashians sell their old clothes on eBay?

Bob doesn’t deserve help, but maybe someone in his life will clue him in to the existence of OfferUp or NextDoor for local selling.

He doesn't even put any work into it to try and sell it to a fan. Like a free copy of one of his crappy books. Or decorating it with mario stickers. Or filling it with his bath water.

(actually that last one may eat away at the ceramic)

You want to sell it that much, throw in something low cost to you to at least make it more valuable to both of your fans. Hell, sign the box!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

When I first saw it, I thought it was some Christian protest against abortion clinics, or any sensitive subject of the sorts... but no, it's just people wanting to get back to work.

Yeah, some people were waving some Trump banners, but most of them just seem concerned about how they are going to pay their bills, and regardless of how one thinks what should be done with the virus situation, it certainly doesn't feel right to call people "things" when they are worried on how they are going to feed their families.

Fuck is wrong with you Robert?

There's a a little kid front and center of the thumbnail above which Robert is calling them things, ogres, and saying they shouldn't be allowed to vote, drive, or operate heavy machinery. Charming. I can only imagine what Herr Chipmann would say in an alternate timeline where he lived in 1930's Germany and was shown footage of unwashed Jews in the ghetto.

And if it looks like a propaganda reel Bloberto, maybe to some degree it is? It's really easy to go to a rally, record hours of footage, and then edit clips together of the ugliest people there, people yelling or looking angry, and the dumbest people you interviewed, just like it's easy to do the opposite. A lot of the news networks are really going hard on the "Keep the lockdown going, everyone stay indoors" kick. Part of that is almost certainly because #resistdrumpf, but the very fact they're producing all this stuff shows that as of yet their careers have been unaffected.

Putting a Crock-Pot on eBay is fucking stupid. Nobody is going to pay shipping for a heavy appliance they’re buying from some rando. You can get a brand new, 7-quart Crock-Pot for $30, delivered free, from Target, Amazon, or a host of other retailers. Does Bob think he’s some celebrity whose possessions his fans are clamoring to get their hands on, like when the Kardashians sell their old clothes on eBay?

Bob doesn’t deserve help, but maybe someone in his life will clue him in to the existence of OfferUp or NextDoor for local selling.

Don't expect him to know about avenues of business unless they're either massively popular or have snob cred. Still, Craigslist is right fucking there to advertise and sell locally.

 

[Uncle Joey]

Not brand new, but I don't recall seeing it. Bob is a legit C cup here.

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I can hear the seams popping.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Robert sperging about how people he doesn't like aren't human and don't deserve basic rights:
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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1261425454818316288 (Archive)

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The reason MovieBob is such an asshole is because his life sucks and he's a bitter, miserable unhappy person. If he ever gets on your nerves, just look at the videos of his (Mom's) house and remember that.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The reason MovieBob is such an asshole is because his life sucks and he's a bitter, miserable unhappy person. If he ever gets on your nerves, just look at the videos of his (Mom's) house and remember that.

I don't think he's lived with his mom for quite a while. I think he moved into the basement with the complete strangers upstairs in like 2011.

 

[Flexo]

So someone on the internet has compiled a greatest hits album. Maybe this should be on the OP for n00bs?

https://conservativememes.com/t/the-moviebob

And if it looks like a propaganda reel Bloberto, maybe to some degree it is? It's really easy to go to a rally, record hours of footage, and then edit clips together of the ugliest people there, people yelling or looking angry, and the dumbest people you interviewed, just like it's easy to do the opposite. A lot of the news networks are really going hard on the "Keep the lockdown going, everyone stay indoors" kick. Part of that is almost certainly because #resistdrumpf, but the very fact they're producing all this stuff shows that as of yet their careers have been unaffected.

Finally heard the proper term. It's apparently called black propaganda. (Compared to white or gray.)

Black propaganda - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[BiggerChungus]

The reason MovieBob is such an asshole is because his life sucks and he's a bitter, miserable unhappy person. If he ever gets on your nerves, just look at the videos of his (Mom's) house and remember that.

I really empathize with him. He's a war veteran after all, the hellish Vietnam known as Sony does what Nintendon't.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Even most fat republican family units are not this grotesque and obese. You can legit smell this picture.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Finally heard the proper term. It's apparently called black propaganda. (Compared to white or gray.)

Black propaganda - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Nah, for it to be black propaganda the creators would have to be pretending to be supporters of the protesters.

For example, this is black propaganda:

Which Snopes labels "miscaptioned."

Reporters pretending to be neutral while editing footage to make protesters look as bad/good as possible would be more in the area of gray propaganda.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

He doesn't even put any work into it to try and sell it to a fan. Like a free copy of one of his crappy books. Or decorating it with mario stickers. Or filling it with his bath water.

(actually that last one may eat away at the ceramic)

You want to sell it that much, throw in something low cost to you to at least make it more valuable to both of your fans. Hell, sign the box!

Robert does not take baths, and I expect that he barely takes showers. He is too large for the standard size tub. Look at how tall he his, for one. He will already have a hard time fitting in the tub on that alone. Then how wide he is- he cannot sit comfortably in the tub, nor will there be enough water in it to mean anything.

He cannot have a sliding shower door, and instead has a curtain. He will not fit under the standard height shower head, so he will have to stoop and bend to fit underneath it, which will be uncomfortable and with his bulk push out the curtain from the tub allowing water out onto the floor. We all know how much he cleans his hovel, so faced with this prospect he probably showers once a week or so.

With him living in the basement, and him being him, I doubt he has sprung for a custom bathroom that is sized for him.

 

[Mola Ram]

With him living in the basement, and him being him, I doubt he has sprung for a custom bathroom that is sized for him

What, you don't think he can afford a cement room equipped with a hose and a drain in the middle?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

R3tard from Revere sticks head up his own ass through the power of casual racism, film at 11.

Spoiler: They all look the same to me

https://twitter.com/HamstakuDominik/status/1261315315637641217

https://archive.vn/vdcyy

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Two words for a billion dollar idea fam: Anime Gepetto! Shockingly, I can find no evidence for Bob's dipshit claim about Evangelion being Anno's chance to mellow out.
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1261316293388578817

https://archive.vn/Tu8SR

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Once you've seen one Asian man you've seen them all, even if they're animated.

R3tard from Revere sticks head up his own ass through the power of casual racism, film at 11.

Spoiler: They all look the same to me

https://twitter.com/HamstakuDominik/status/1261315315637641217

https://archive.vn/vdcyy

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Two words for a billion dollar idea fam: Anime Gepetto! Shockingly, I can find no evidence for Bob's dipshit claim about Evangelion being Anno's chance to mellow out.
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1261316293388578817

https://archive.vn/Tu8SR

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Once you've seen one Asian man you've seen them all, even if they're animated.

Okay, this is a bit of a powerlevel, but I once had to write a biographical essay on Anno as a school project. Anno has personally stated that his time working under Mikazaki was good and the two remained friends long after Anno left Ghibli.

 

[RandomBattles]

Bob's bitching about Batman
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Does Bob have zero self-awareness? He literally upholds Marvel movies as equals or betters to the Greek tragedies.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Does Bob have zero self-awareness? He literally upholds Marvel movies as equals or betters to the Greek tragedies.

No. He has negative self awareness. He proudly tweets he's a coastal elite while posting pictures of classic white trash moves proudly for the world to see on social media

 

[Mola Ram]

No. He has negative self awareness. He proudly tweets he's a coastal elite while posting pictures of classic white trash moves proudly for the world to see on social media

Exactly. This is a guy who shits on anyone who takes a genre franchise seriously while claiming with a straight face that the MCU -- the pabulum, audience pleasing, primary colored for children and manchildren MCU -- is the modern version of the Dionysia, of Shakespeare, of storied mythology and religion. He's a lard-soaked dimwit with a chip on his shoulder.