Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob: Synder Cut is fake as fuck.

Well Bob...

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[XtrmGamr719]

As much as Bob loves to complain to people’s employers about what they tweet, he’d better hope they’re totally chill about his firehose of progressive fury aimed at a substantial number of their readership.

They're like Cartman's mother with the amount of fascist bullshit he spews.

 

[Adamska]

Still trying to figure out why he has a “work” Twitter account and a “personal” account. The latter is supposed to be, by his own statement, where he puts his political sperging. Yet it’s the “work” account where he flips his shit several times daily about abortion, Trump, and other polarizing topics.

It's because his personal doesn't get anywhere near the attention as his shitty main account, to the point where he desperately retweets himself in the hopes of getting people to see it. He's literally addicted to the attention of people looking at his desire to kill the normals.

 

[Judge Dredd]

As predicted, Bob’s real mad about Joe Rogan’s $200 million deal with Spotify. LOL suck it, loser.

What's great about the left's hatred of Joe Rogan is that they seem to hate him just because he talked to someone once.
"Joe Rogan is a alt-right MRA white supremacist Nazi!"
"What makes you say that?"
"He talked to Elon Musk once."

On the other hand, the idea of Bob spending 18 months or so in some NYC slum and emerging with a raging racist hate boner against his neighbors, like Lovecraft after he moved to Red Hook, would be funny as fuck.

Red Hook is a real place, and Lovecraft moved there? That explains why that story starts with a guy having a panic attack upon seeing a building, but then the reveal is that there was a fucked up party.

Still trying to figure out why he has a “work” Twitter account and a “personal” account. The latter is supposed to be, by his own statement, where he puts his political sperging. Yet it’s the “work” account where he flips his shit several times daily about abortion, Trump, and other polarizing topics.

@Adamska beat me to it. But I think part of the reason is the personal account doesn't have the blue checkmark of authority. I remember Sargon saying that blue checkmarks get special features as well, but I don't use Twitter so I don't know what those are but iirc it was you could choose to show replies only from other blue checkmarks.

Blue checkmarks also give you protection from being banned. I don't know if Bob is self aware enough to realize how offensive his tweets are.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He’s his response to the Synder Cut finally happening.

And sperging about The Rising from The Hill, because god forbid a progressive liberal working with a conservative.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I don't know if Bob is self aware enough to realize how offensive his tweets are.

Robert knows how vile the hate he spews is, but considers the targets and anyone it may offend to be subhuman and unworthy of basic dignity, let alone respect.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

And sperging about The Rising from The Hill, because god forbid a progressive liberal working with a conservative.

Only Bob could visibly, publicly seethe at the idea of a liberal and a conservative having a normal conversation with eachother.
You know he'd love to call Krystal Ball ugly like he does to every other woman who pisses him off, but she's a solid 9.
That still doesn't stop him from calling Saagar Enjeti a white nationalist. No need to point out the obvious stupidity there.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Only Bob could visibly, publicly seethe at the idea of a liberal and a conservative having a normal conversation with eachother.
You know he'd love to call Krystal Ball ugly like he does to every other woman who pisses him off, but she's a solid 9.
That still doesn't stop him from calling Saagar Enjeti a white nationalist. No need to point out the obvious stupidity there.

Plenty of “progressives” have the same attitude, that anyone who isn’t part of their cult is not to be spoken to and can’t be reasoned with, and there’s a high likelihood that it’s going to lead to violence in the near future.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This dumbshit is still struggling with their/they’re/there. Again. It wouldn’t be noteworthy if he wasn’t always tweeting about how subhuman and disposable the people he deems stupid are.



The lack of self-awareness is breathtaking.



Bob has never had the opportunity to wear a condom and it shows.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob has never had the opportunity to wear a condom and it shows.

Bob is puzzled at what sort of Herculean Adonis could last 45 seconds. 45 seconds! Homeric!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is puzzled at what sort of Herculean Adonis could last 45 seconds. 45 seconds! Homeric!

Odds are good that he suffers from obesity-related impotence. Combine that with no prospects for sex and it’s no wonder he’s a 24/7 firehose of impotent rage.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This dumbshit is still struggling with their/they’re/there. Again. It wouldn’t be noteworthy if he wasn’t always tweeting about how subhuman and disposable the people he deems stupid are.

Don't you get it friendo? In The Superior Future, spelling and grammar are obsolete and meaningless!

 

[majorlyPickled]

Bob Chipman fantasizes about genociding people because deep down he knows anyone capable and willing of committing genocide would go after youtubers first.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bob has never had the opportunity to wear a condom and it shows.


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He'll never get the opportunity to have his girlfriend get an abortion either, but it seems to be one of his pet issues. Like it's how the fugliest, most masculine feminists who scream about rape culture when the odds of them getting raped by anybody are lower than Bob's chances of visiting the salad bar at his local family feedbag restaurant.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He'll never get the opportunity to have his girlfriend get an abortion either, but it seems to be one of his pet issues. Like it's how the fugliest, most masculine feminists who scream about rape culture when the odds of them getting raped by anybody are lower than Bob's chances of visiting the salad bar at his local family feedbag restaurant.

As has often been said (paraphrase): Scratch a male feminist and you'll find a creepy incel. That's Bob. No amount of progressive political posturing will elevate him to fuckable status. No wonder he doesn't believe in God; his life is a living hell.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Bob isn’t sure if he’s ok or not. Bob is not ok.

I keep thinking I'm okay, and then i see an alert saying that i'll have to wait to consume product and I'm...not.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I keep thinking I'm okay, and then i see an alert saying that i'll have to wait to consume product and I'm...not.

He acts like we don't have decades of his online life as evidence that he almost never leaves whatever family member's basement he's currently calling home. Bob was never a social butterfly, to put it mildly. Hell, he even avoided his own grandmother's post-funeral life celebration meal. Who is he trying to fool?

 

[King Dead]

The lack of self-awareness is breathtaking.

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It always circles back to Gamergate with these people, doesn't it? An internet slapfight that wrapped up about five years ago now, and they still blame it for everything that goes wrong in their lives. I especially love the hyperbolic "our world is collapsing" line, oh so dramatic.

To get off on a bit of a tangent, GG isn't the cause of the "world collapsing." It was just a symptom of a greater frustration with progressive ideologues, the modern Puritans that are the SJWs. To be told constantly that everything you like is bad and wrong, to have your few sources of joy and entertainment be taken over by shrill harridans with a hateboner for fun, to see everything you care about be politicized whether you like it or not...there's truly only so much one can take before you have to speak up. Entertainment is by and large escapism, a chance to get away from your troubles and immerse yourself in a different world for a while. When you're deprived of that option, it gets to you after a while.

As @Jaimas has pointed out numerous times, GG sticks out in these people's minds because it was the first high-profile time that they lost, even if it doesn't look like it at first glance. The various Literally Whos have continued various grifts, but without anywhere near as much success as pre-GG. Others are out of the industry altogether, and slowly the vidya industry is returning to a focus on making fun games over preaching a heavy-handed message. If the wild success of Doom Eternal and the enormous backlash to the TLOU2 leaks are any indication, the apolitical side of gaming is stronger than ever.

You could make something of an argument that GG did have some kind of impact on the anti-SJW sentiments in politics, I suppose. Andrew Breitbart always said that politics is downstream from culture, after all. GG showed that progressives are nowhere near as numerous or powerful as they like to portray themselves, and it likely got quite a few people to question their politics and work to fight back against them in other areas. But it's laughable to claim that an internet slapfight directly led to Brexit or Trump or antiglobalist sentiments. This shit has been brewing for years, decades even. Things were coming to a breaking point one way or the other, and I'm glad we're not going down the path of total Chinese capitulation (for now).

Anyway, enough rambling. Back on topic: Bob's fat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

But it's laughable to claim that an internet slapfight directly led to Brexit or Trump or antiglobalist sentiments. This shit has been brewing for years, decades even. Things were coming to a breaking point one way or the other, and I'm glad we're not going down the path of total Chinese capitulation (for now).

This is what I mean when I say you can tell Bob has never left his hometown, let alone lived or experienced life in another country. Only from your family's basement in the neighborhood you were born in can you assert with such certainty that Brexit and Trump and antiglobalism happened because mayonnaise ghouls. Bob is a rube, a hick who has never left the comfort and familiarity of mommy's saggy bosom, and he shows his ass multiple times daily. And he doesn't even know he's doing it.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Don't you get it friendo? In The Superior Future, spelling and grammar are obsolete and meaningless!

Spelling and grammar will be automated, just like the moon wheat farms.