Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I don't have the spoons to cap the riot-related tweets, but this one stands out especially for its stupidity, among a trash heap of stupidities:
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Yup Bobby totally cares for low-wage tellers, especially in an area where they are on the brink of being rendered obsolete by e-commerce!

"Antifa" is literally anti-fascist!!!!
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What if a few polite gentlemen in black suits knocks on the door of Bobby's basement? Will his pee himself so much that it causes another flood?
 
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"Antifa" is literally anti-fascist!!!!
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And the DPRK is a democratic government based in the principles of republicanism and not a totalitarian dictatorship, and the PATRIOT Act secures American freedoms and doesn't give the government unconstitutional power to spy on its own citizens. You can name your organization whatever you want it, but its actions are going to define it, which in the case of ANTIFA, makes them a bunch of intolerant, violent, thugs who beat people in the streets they disagree with.
I thought much of Troma is anti-gay and anti-trans?


I wouldnt say that. In Troma the fags and troons are worth more than straight white people; because you get more points when you run them over with your car.
 
I was surprised the mayo ghouls and obselecents didn't show up with pitchforks and torches to stop the space launch. I thought they were actively trying to stop that futuristic shit....
just had the mental image of redneck cowboys lassoing a shuttle back down to earth while bob looks on
 
And your "I'm" and "Im".
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If you guys had actual balls, you'd say you were Antifa. That would be some real civil disobedience, since there might be legal consequences for it now. You don't though because you're pussies, so you do this phony virtue signalling where you pretend they mean the exact same thing.

Then when nothing happens you act like you're a big boy for sticking it to the man. Maybe you harbor some secret fantasy about how the cops would arrest you for saying you're antifascist and you would "prove" that the US is fascist, but we all know that's not going to happen because we don't live in your retarded fantasy land that's a product of reading way too much Harry Potter and Hunger Games while being less intelligent and creative than the authors.
 
I mean he still can’t figure out how to use “its” or “it’s,” yet he’s still calling everyone else “idiots.” Does he really think anyone takes him seriously?

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Not about Robert, but what he's replying to is actually frustrating because it's so untrue. I wish Trump would grow some balls and just leave that shitty platform for another shitty platform like Minds or something. Tens of millions of people would follow him. Everyone would still be watching his account. It's too big a bait not to. It would be the stomach wound from which the cesspool abomination that is Twitter could slowly bleed to death.
 
Can we add Chris to the description of this thread? Keep the title solely about Bob, but add Chris somewhere in the description. Because he really has developed his own presence in this thread over the past several months.
I was thinking his own thread, but it’s true Chris’s presence is connected to Bob.
 
"criminalize the existence of juggalos" - hey Robert, they are classified as a gang by the FBI and a bunch of state governments.
A “Hybrid gang”, with no structure or organization.

As lame as some juggalos can be, a loosely-affiliated bunch of goofballs who follow leaders who preach tolerance and love, and actively strive to improve the world, is a gang I can get behind.
 
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I mean he still can’t figure out how to use “its” or “it’s,” yet he’s still calling everyone else “idiots.” Does he really think anyone takes him seriously?

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Imagine worshipping a shitty hellsite so much you literally think they're heroes standing up to evil orange man and have more power than him because he likes to shitpost on it without getting censored and edited. Imagine thinking this is an act of bravery and not corperate hubris. Imagine thinking social media censorship is good and these big tech assholes are on your side and not actively fucking you over. Imagine being so fat your face collapses in on itself.

Sorry if this was posted already back in April, but I came across this little interaction in the riot thread.

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Oh, Civvie, you're hard to love, but you're impossible not to. Absolutely fucking based.
 
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